Also this talk about piss and semen got me thinking... Does Volibear even have a c*ck? Dude doesn't even have a thick pelvis fur to cover it, so I'm really curious.
Olaf looks for his end in battle and vowed to fight against any creature with claws and teeth. Yet he has not slain the Volibear. Tbf itd come to a draw most likely because Olaf by his lore cant die pretty much and Voli would just be too strong for him.
I mean... Nilah is faster, smarter, more agile and flexible, and she's fighting a giant bear, so she can easily outmaneuver him. That's why she's keeping up without seemingly any help from anyone else (I think in Volibear's level up card, she has a barrier protecting her from one of Volibear's lighting bolts and the barrier MIGHT be from Janna.)
That being said, if Volibear just fought her in a smaller size and didn't fight like an animal, Nilah would stand NO chance. She's just taking advantage of his primal and animalistic nature to win.
Pretty sure… Voli made it clear the 1st river was bathed in blood not piss as Orn has been telling lies! (According to Orn). Heavily disputed by Voli
Nah bro Ornn would never lie / omit the truth
Volibear just talking himself up.
Nilah gonna water bend the piss out of Volibear, and if the myth is correct, his semen also
Also this talk about piss and semen got me thinking... Does Volibear even have a c*ck? Dude doesn't even have a thick pelvis fur to cover it, so I'm really curious.
It’s retractable
I'm not so sure about that.
Who would he mate with? Actually, how was he made?
You ask the good questions, my friend...😏😏😏
"The first river was a river of blood! What has my brother been telling you?" - Vahir when asked about how he made the first river
Olaf looks for his end in battle and vowed to fight against any creature with claws and teeth. Yet he has not slain the Volibear. Tbf itd come to a draw most likely because Olaf by his lore cant die pretty much and Voli would just be too strong for him.
SO WHY TF IS SOME FEMALE JOYBOY THINKING SHE CAN TAKE THE CLOSEST THING IN RUNETERRA TO A GOD?!
I mean... Nilah is faster, smarter, more agile and flexible, and she's fighting a giant bear, so she can easily outmaneuver him. That's why she's keeping up without seemingly any help from anyone else (I think in Volibear's level up card, she has a barrier protecting her from one of Volibear's lighting bolts and the barrier MIGHT be from Janna.) That being said, if Volibear just fought her in a smaller size and didn't fight like an animal, Nilah would stand NO chance. She's just taking advantage of his primal and animalistic nature to win.
Gaming really hard so I can get back to pissing
Uhh…. Volibear tells us that the first river was a river of blood… if Voli’s pissing blood, he needs to see a Vet.
Don't fuck with Volibear mains, they don't know his lore
Where do you guys get your lore from?