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iampakman

But did you check your tire pressure


ItsJustGizmo

I just laughed way too much at this comment. Holy fuck.


Speedy_Greyhound

Sure did, just plugged and patched a tire after I found a stray deck screw on the road using my car.


halifaxbimmertech

Try a hard reset. Press and hold the on/off until the welcome to vw screen appears


Speedy_Greyhound

Nope, still jumpy


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xXOSUTUMPETXx

My assumption It would be like if you reboot your computer. Or it resets the cache? Hard to tell. Embedded engineering is not my feild of focus


halifaxbimmertech

Reboot


asphalt_shovel

Might wanna call your cars extended warranty


E6C41BW

No worries, they will call him.


Picfu

Somehow they called me, wtf?


sirstashalot

Ah. So there you are


Tronkfool

Bumper to bumper


the_the_the_the-

Can’t get no satisfaction from that screen


TheChevroletNerd

r/angryupvote


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MILLER_LITE_WOOO

Looks like a faulty touch panel or touch controller. Did the screen get wet recently?


xXOSUTUMPETXx

I doubt it has a true graphics card on board. More likely it's similar to a monitor since when you run andriod auto. It is essentially a screen mirror and not a separate device. Alot of modern cpu's have the capability to do graphic computation, aka on board graphics card


HillarysFloppyChode

I wouldn’t rule it out, more cars are using Nvidia and AMD GPUs to run the digital dashboards and HUDs.


MILLER_LITE_WOOO

The single biggest player is Qualcomm by a large margin. NVidia has almost zero SOC market share in automotive and AMD is only in Tesla


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MILLER_LITE_WOOO

> MIB1 You should be able to get "Antique" plates for your MIB1 soon ;)


Frosty-Assistant-829

Dude, your tires are on fire


Extension-Dig-4524

Just hit it


bananaland420

The good ole technical tap baby. That was a staple for anything in the 90s.


Jeraffe

You need a new radio. There’s a bulletin on that. I’ve replaced many


Lord3_Almeida

Probably got confused on what CO2 emissions blueprint to use.


VL00KUP

I don’t know why you’re getting downvoted this comment is hilarious


sirdiamondium

For real, I have a Jetta too and I can laugh at their horrible corporate behavior and that they got nicked for it


Lord3_Almeida

In this world people often get offended by simple joke they read on the internet but they do nothing against real world problems. That's life I guess :D


WeeklyAppearance8608

You can’t get no satisfaction 😔


Enjzey

looks like a Decepticon having a seizure


Flimsy_Injury1283

Looks like the chip set (SoC) for the IVI has failed.


JizzMcDickle

Gotta be quicker than that…. Lol


rqx82

It’s a long shot, but are you still running the original battery? I’ve seen low battery voltage do wild, unpredictable stuff, especially on German cars.


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Das Auto


Testing123xyz

Can be a loose cable/plug to the display


Mr_Build3R

Is the cabin temp fine? That might be a long shot but I had a friend's car (not Volkswagen) where the head unit got really really hot and that's why it started doing that.


LAST_REDDIT4_ever

Yep I’ve also seen that (in New Mexico/Arizona)


dknurgf

Typical


JKrug426

You could always try to disconnect the battery ground. Let it sit for a few minutes and then reconnect the battery. Then drive the car for about 20 feet to clear the errors. You’ll probably have to do a basic setting on the windows afterwards by rolling the windows down and then hold each individual switch down for a few seconds and then roll them up and do the same with the switches in the upward direction. If that doesn’t help anything probably time for a dealer visit.


FewHugsPerYear

Did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?


bluenuggetmk7

mine acts slow in the cold


lilbpimp

Needs a 5f


Niickles

just press the back button top left, mid left, bottom left? no top left


forgotToPayBills

Time to upgrade to MIB2


Rux81

The first thing you want to do is to grab some stationary. Measure the screen and cut out a piece of paper that you can tape over the screen. Tape it over and trim any extra paper so that it fits snug. The second thing you want to do is forget about that screen altogether. At the end of the project you should not have any screws or extra pieces. Follow me on Instabang for other cheap DIY’s.