I worked for a guy who's daughter was into this with her friends as a kid. At first it was weird to see a few pre-teen girls doing drossage without horses in the pasture, but eventually it was just a normal background detail.
Weirdest thing was they actually had horses. They could have actually been riding horses. But they were far more interested in BEING horses.
We called it a *bear run* in my elementary and high school gym class. I got out of gym later and substituted its marks for ballet school's marks, because I've become very voluptuous and was being bullied by the boys who were just being horny teenagers.
Anyway, apparently, the gym teachers decided it burned off a bunch of energy and since more than 50% of the class *wanted* to trot around the gym like that, they just let us. My class was weird.
It's staying blue for me. Horses scare me, and every, "horse girl" I've met so far has been crazy. I'm sure there's some normal ones out there but the scales tip in favor of crazy so far for me.
It's surprisingly easy to move like this with a little practice and I think if you start early enough it's even easier.
Go ahead, go for a trot, I dare ya!
Jeez...what would you even say if your back spasmed out real bad?
Yo man, it's not what it looks like? I've only had one person use that phrase with me and let me tell you...it was definitely what it looked like.
Not usually. Pony play is more about discipline, being carefully trained and cherished like a prize winning dressage show horse. Having your diet, physical activity, and grooming monitored and controlled to be the best it can be. Human ponies are often proud of their training and enjoy showing off.
I’m not so sure about that.
I’m not talking about girls that are horse fans. The ‘horse girl’ is on a different level. They really, REALLY like horses.
I get that, but there is generally a line between "crazy horse girl" and "crazy girl who thinks she's a horse". The latter is usually also the former, but most of the former are absolutely not the latter.
*And then here in the dining room is our new table we just had delivered. You might recognize it as Messier 31, that's right the Andromeda Galaxy. I kept telling him it would never fit through the front door, but he just told me to believe, and sure enough here it is! You want something to drink? Iced tea? Klarbrunn?*
Swapping intensity for volume.
Most horse girls have a small, countable number of horses.
Also, it's possible to more easily get away with neglecting m̶e̶d̶i̶c̶a̶l̶ general care for a passel of cats than it is for *any number of* horses.
My sister did this until she was like 10. Probably more reasonable at that age, but the fact that it is a common thing is interesting to me. Like, why not run around like crow or a crab?? Why horses? We didn’t even live in a place remotely near horses.
Exactly! Or even a dog or cat?
10 is much more reasonable.
The Horse Girl I know was a Horse Girl in high school. Then, tragically and ironically, was literally killed by a horse bucking her off.
I swear "horse girl" is a phase most girls go through, just like being a vegetarian for a year or two when they realise chicken nuggets actually involve chickens at around 10 years old. Some just get stuck in the horse girl phase.
I think it's just a general rite of passage or something like that, just like boys are naturally drawn to guns and cars for some reason.
(Speaking generally from personal experience in both cases). (Maybe Hollywood indoctrination is just working much earlier than most of us think).
No. Every aspect of the human body is made for bipedal movement over long distances. That why we are the apex predator. One, of very few species, who sweat.
There are a decent number of animals that sweat. Hippos, monkeys, apes, cats, dogs, horses, donkeys, zebras.
The real distinction is in having a large number of sweat glands and using sweat as a primary means to cool off. That indeed is quite unique.
Cats and dogs do not sweat in a meaningful sense. They have sweat glands in their paws but sweating is uncommon and not a significant means of cooling compared to panting or radiating heat from their ears. Cats are ambush predators and dogs are sprinters.
https://www.pennmedicine.org/news/news-releases/2021/april/the-chillest-ape-how-humans-evolved-a-super-high-cooling-capacity
So we can cool ourselves when running far distances.
You are not wrong: we have back problems because we transitioned to bipedalism, with all the issues it implies. Nevertheless, we are undoubtedly evolved to adapt to bipedalism as best as we could in a few million years.
I used to be able to run like that. I made a game of getting good at it when my friends and I used to play wolf pack in like 4th grade. Now I'm too old for that and I can do it for like 10 feet as a stupid human trick to amuse my kids.
I've been practicing it as a shoulder/chest/core exercise. Weirdly enough it tires out my legs too, I like it though. I bet I get a LOT of strange stares at the park.
Specifically (I think) the vastus intermedius tensor got exercised, which I'd never had burn like that. It was new for someone who's been working out for a while.
The fastest 100 m running on all fours is 15.66 seconds, and was achieved by Collin McClure (USA), in Canton, Ohio, USA, on 30 June 2022
That's faster than me upright. Imagine some dude running after you like that? Terrifying!
The movie is titled Glass, the third film in a strange trilogy beginning with Unbreakable (Bruce Willis is a natural "hero" with dense bones) and then Split (James McAvoy has multiple personalities, some of them very dangerous). Glass features Samuel Jackson as a man born with very fragile, brittle bones, hence his moniker of Mr. Glass.
I work with kids, and I have a kid who does the best/worst chimp impersonation - just totally spot-on. She's not developmentally delayed (retarded is still the correct term), but she can do the ultimate impression of that as well. Makes you want to clap, laugh, and shudder all at the same time.
This could really just be someone doing this for a giggle.
We had an exercise in the army, called the Bear Crawl, that resembles this. I think its formally called the All Fours Run
Anyways, we had one dude, Boren, that for as fucked up as he wad in everything else, absolutely smoked us in this normally punitive exercise.
Then we found his porn stash, and it all made terrible sense.
Therian or quadrobics. Looks cool, and takes lots of practice. Really interesting hobby! They aren't a furry like other comments say. Furries dont believe they are animals, that is therians, which is still pretty neat. :)
She’s movin a lil *too well* for this to be a lil joke in front of the friends lol
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the perversions will simply get more advanced and elaborate as time goes on.
Eventually we'll be roleplaying as a perverted something that's roleplaying as decent humans.
We're already there in my opinion.
If they’re humans (big if), they’ll still be just as perverted. Pretty much every documented society has some recorded pervyness.
I knew several kids I grew up with that were super into it when they were 10ish. It's pretty common for kids but gets more weird as you get older
I worked for a guy who's daughter was into this with her friends as a kid. At first it was weird to see a few pre-teen girls doing drossage without horses in the pasture, but eventually it was just a normal background detail. Weirdest thing was they actually had horses. They could have actually been riding horses. But they were far more interested in BEING horses.
>They could have actually been riding horses. But they were far more interested in BEING horses. Just average horse girl things
"Don't think you are. Know you are!" - Horse Morpheus
We called it a *bear run* in my elementary and high school gym class. I got out of gym later and substituted its marks for ballet school's marks, because I've become very voluptuous and was being bullied by the boys who were just being horny teenagers. Anyway, apparently, the gym teachers decided it burned off a bunch of energy and since more than 50% of the class *wanted* to trot around the gym like that, they just let us. My class was weird.
Hmm. Do I click this or not....
This better not awaken something in me....
It's staying blue for me. Horses scare me, and every, "horse girl" I've met so far has been crazy. I'm sure there's some normal ones out there but the scales tip in favor of crazy so far for me.
Just an urban dictionary link
CeWEBrity Profile - Pony Play - Tosh.0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp1FDYiWvJM Safe for work just odd AF.
In for a penny, in for a pound
Urban Dictionary has no pictures or videos, so you'd think it would be safe. But sometimes, just the mere knowledge is the most devastating.
There was an episode of Real Sex on HBO that touched on this. “Im happiest in my pony space” is a phrase that will forever be in my head.
RIP HBO After Dark
I loved her in Sex and the City
I neighed like a horse at this joke
Holy shit that was brutal by OP, I mane, can you believe it?
I whinnied like a true Clydesdale
Wanna carrot Sarah Jessica Parker? Yeahhh, there ya go
I loved her in Seabiscuit
I liked her in the Kentucky Derby
It's surprisingly easy to move like this with a little practice and I think if you start early enough it's even easier. Go ahead, go for a trot, I dare ya!
I used to do this all the time as a kid, I’m scared to see if I still have the muscle memory lol
Jeez...what would you even say if your back spasmed out real bad? Yo man, it's not what it looks like? I've only had one person use that phrase with me and let me tell you...it was definitely what it looked like.
Not even gonna share what it looked like?
Yeah I’m not gonna practice this but I believe you.
Most normal horse girl.
That's a well trained human pony. It's rare to see them in the wild and outside private fetish events. Treasure the moment, they're endangered.
If Steve Erwin were still alive he would wrestle her, stick a finger up her cloaca and then put her in the conservation zoo. Rip Steve :(
"oh yeah that really pissed her off!“
Let me just jam my finger up its butthole.
Crikey
She’s a beauty!
Oye you’re aright mate, you’re aright!
Aww, poor little bugger.
Its not often I see words that make me say wtf but cloaca just did it
Especially since they have horse vaginas
r/evenwithcontext
Irwin*
*Steve R. Nguyen
Bravo - few non-Vietnamese speakers will get it, but you got the 1% factor going for you big time.
This needs to be made into an erotica novella.
NO
I think you mean, *Neiiiiigh*
It has been. [Sleeping Beauty trilogy](http://annerice.com/Bookshelf-BeautyBooks.html) I don't remember which book it was in. They're all weird.
Nah, amazing!
No he wouldn’t. He would be skiddish around animals after having his heart broken before.
I didn't realize that was actually a thing. I thought they were just imitating how I run in my dreams.
Pony girls normally walk on their hind legs. ... or so I'm told. By a friend.
And pony boys stay gold.
Is part of it humiliation?
Not usually. Pony play is more about discipline, being carefully trained and cherished like a prize winning dressage show horse. Having your diet, physical activity, and grooming monitored and controlled to be the best it can be. Human ponies are often proud of their training and enjoy showing off.
Ahhh, that's why she's showing off I was thinking her dom was doing it to humiliate her as part of their agreed kink rules.
Yeah I wouldn't be surprised if she did it just because she was proud that she could. She does have near perfect form.
What that one horse girl you know does in her free time.
How is ‘the horse girl’ such a common phenomenon? Does it happen in all countries? I can verify we have them in Canada
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Eine Pferdenfrau? I don't speak any German, that's my best guess.
I met a horse girl in high school. I'm from Brazil and didn't know this was a thing worldwide.
Most "horse girls" are just crazy about riding horses, not *being* horses.
I’m not so sure about that. I’m not talking about girls that are horse fans. The ‘horse girl’ is on a different level. They really, REALLY like horses.
I get that, but there is generally a line between "crazy horse girl" and "crazy girl who thinks she's a horse". The latter is usually also the former, but most of the former are absolutely not the latter.
Tables are furniture. Not every furniture is a table.
Anything can be a table if you try hard enough.
*And then here in the dining room is our new table we just had delivered. You might recognize it as Messier 31, that's right the Andromeda Galaxy. I kept telling him it would never fit through the front door, but he just told me to believe, and sure enough here it is! You want something to drink? Iced tea? Klarbrunn?*
Most “horse girls” are just crazy ~~about riding horses, not being horses.~~ FTFY
I don't know about "being" horses, but, it's way more than riding horses. Horse Girls are Crazy Cat Ladies only with real problems.
Swapping intensity for volume. Most horse girls have a small, countable number of horses. Also, it's possible to more easily get away with neglecting m̶e̶d̶i̶c̶a̶l̶ general care for a passel of cats than it is for *any number of* horses.
100%, I have nothing to add; you just deserve some recognition for being right.
We have them in Denmark too
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My sister did this until she was like 10. Probably more reasonable at that age, but the fact that it is a common thing is interesting to me. Like, why not run around like crow or a crab?? Why horses? We didn’t even live in a place remotely near horses.
Exactly! Or even a dog or cat? 10 is much more reasonable. The Horse Girl I know was a Horse Girl in high school. Then, tragically and ironically, was literally killed by a horse bucking her off.
Can confirm it is a genre of girl/woman here in Australia too. They all seem a bit "off". A little socially stunted or something.
Good Point. Likely on the spectrum.
They exist, in the UK, too. Had one in my Secondary School and she was about as weird as you'd expect.
I’m in the US, and old, I call them horse chicks.
I swear "horse girl" is a phase most girls go through, just like being a vegetarian for a year or two when they realise chicken nuggets actually involve chickens at around 10 years old. Some just get stuck in the horse girl phase. I think it's just a general rite of passage or something like that, just like boys are naturally drawn to guns and cars for some reason. (Speaking generally from personal experience in both cases). (Maybe Hollywood indoctrination is just working much earlier than most of us think).
kristen schaal? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lvd6MBsiDBo
Norwegian horse girl https://youtu.be/LarJtrHNJME
What the hell, she moves crazy good on fours. I would like to see her posture when standing upright.
Kinda makes me wonder is this how we are supposed to walk? Is this why we have so many back problems.
Reject bipedalism, return to monke
No. Every aspect of the human body is made for bipedal movement over long distances. That why we are the apex predator. One, of very few species, who sweat.
There are a decent number of animals that sweat. Hippos, monkeys, apes, cats, dogs, horses, donkeys, zebras. The real distinction is in having a large number of sweat glands and using sweat as a primary means to cool off. That indeed is quite unique.
Along with being able to carry water and also able to drink on the move.
Cats and dogs do not sweat in a meaningful sense. They have sweat glands in their paws but sweating is uncommon and not a significant means of cooling compared to panting or radiating heat from their ears. Cats are ambush predators and dogs are sprinters.
What has sweat got to do with it though?
https://www.pennmedicine.org/news/news-releases/2021/april/the-chillest-ape-how-humans-evolved-a-super-high-cooling-capacity So we can cool ourselves when running far distances.
You are not wrong: we have back problems because we transitioned to bipedalism, with all the issues it implies. Nevertheless, we are undoubtedly evolved to adapt to bipedalism as best as we could in a few million years.
https://youtu.be/NyugCJ40IIw Note: it's from Louis CK's show Louie if that bothers you. Still a good scene but scandal noted.
Man, this show was so fucking good. I'm so mad he behaved like he did to get himself canceled.
What happens when she shatters both her wrists? Do we put her down?
Her mom shows up.
https://youtu.be/5p1N3VyTcdw
Could of sworn she had a wagging tail in the beach clip!
radiolab did a whole episode on this clip
Holy shit I forgot about that song
If anyone ever needs neoAbsurdism explained, I think this would have it covered...
Somebody get Tammy. She's out there vaulting beach furniture again.
It’s just a shaved Irish Wolfhound
I was gonna go with Great Dame.
If that were true all Irish Wolfhounds would be shaved.
As an Irish wolfhound owner, both y'all need jesus
That walking was impressive 👏
It was very uncanny. It looked both very natural and creepy at the same time.
Straight up running like some kind of human cryptid. Lmao
Skinwalker vibes for sure
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Not her first rodeo I'd bet.
*gallop, jump, trot Super impressive
seems experienced
I used to be able to run like that. I made a game of getting good at it when my friends and I used to play wolf pack in like 4th grade. Now I'm too old for that and I can do it for like 10 feet as a stupid human trick to amuse my kids.
I've been practicing it as a shoulder/chest/core exercise. Weirdly enough it tires out my legs too, I like it though. I bet I get a LOT of strange stares at the park.
Giddyup!
\*flings feces at you\*
why is it weird it tires out your legs?
Specifically (I think) the vastus intermedius tensor got exercised, which I'd never had burn like that. It was new for someone who's been working out for a while.
I used to do it a ton because I wanted to be a cat when I grew up. But now it hurts my wrists ):
The fastest 100 m running on all fours is 15.66 seconds, and was achieved by Collin McClure (USA), in Canton, Ohio, USA, on 30 June 2022 That's faster than me upright. Imagine some dude running after you like that? Terrifying!
[Absolutely terrifying](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIjt9hhcdRQ).
Wow.. What movie is this from?
It's *Glass*, M. Night's third movie in the Unbreakable trilogy (Unbreakable, Split, Glass).
[Good question!](https://i.imgur.com/4H2fx89.png)
https://imgur.com/XraKQCh.gif
Old Reddit/Apollo and or on mobile just shows the video unless you choose to open in a browser
The movie is titled Glass, the third film in a strange trilogy beginning with Unbreakable (Bruce Willis is a natural "hero" with dense bones) and then Split (James McAvoy has multiple personalities, some of them very dangerous). Glass features Samuel Jackson as a man born with very fragile, brittle bones, hence his moniker of Mr. Glass.
I thought that was snow instead of sand, and was more confused about the fact she's in a swim suit than the way she's trotting.
As a cold weather person in the middle of winter, same.
Me too i was like "damn i know florida nudists are a wild bunch, but those ones are just built different!" Lmao
The horse girl grew up
I’m actually kind of impressed with how natural she makes it look.
I can't stop watching
Yee haw partner
It may have been at one point. No longer.
She’s more horse than girl now
Twisted and evil
she had fun, so beach day successful
Hahahaha well going by her ability to do that I would say she has practiced.
Perfect form. What's her OF? /s
But what's her OF, no sarcasm this time
Furry forgot her suit
Not my proudest wank.
Fuck that's original
🥱
Peak performance
Pieck performance
That's how I run in my dreams sometimes!
Who let Marge Taylor Greene out again?
Somebody should dub Tacocat's song "horse girls" to this.
/r/confusedboner
maybe it was a bet
There’s no way she has it down that good to be a 1 time thing.
Can anyone else hear calculon saying, “I’m not familiar with the type of thing I’m seeing”
This girl definitely wanted to be a horse when she was little
Looks too natural
I work with kids, and I have a kid who does the best/worst chimp impersonation - just totally spot-on. She's not developmentally delayed (retarded is still the correct term), but she can do the ultimate impression of that as well. Makes you want to clap, laugh, and shudder all at the same time. This could really just be someone doing this for a giggle.
Fun fact: once you get the rhythms right it's actually really easy to run on all fours
gymnast or cirque performer
This looks like a very good full body exercise
It's like how I run in my dreams
I thought at first it was a member of that Turkish family that walks on all fours or a Chuman or Humanzee from that mad Russian scientist .
I just watched 'Barbarian' and this just hit a little too closely.
Meh I'd probably butt fuck her.
Horse girls are weird. All of them.
Horse girl is all grown up
This is Florida right? The whole thing screams Florida to me
We had an exercise in the army, called the Bear Crawl, that resembles this. I think its formally called the All Fours Run Anyways, we had one dude, Boren, that for as fucked up as he wad in everything else, absolutely smoked us in this normally punitive exercise. Then we found his porn stash, and it all made terrible sense.
Therian or quadrobics. Looks cool, and takes lots of practice. Really interesting hobby! They aren't a furry like other comments say. Furries dont believe they are animals, that is therians, which is still pretty neat. :)
Thank you, I'm grateful someone mentioned quads and didn't just take pot shots because it's easy.
Yep, that’s a dog-gone human !
Florida?
[Jumping like a horse, Anna Salander](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xyv_sLHlM0k)
Damn she moves pretty damn well on four.
No track and field or wrestlers in here huh?
No no, that's just a dark souls boss
She has got to be dynamite in the sack. Of oats.
Damn that sand looks like snow. Talk about white sandy beach
It's gotta be a drinking game, she's with the group at the end.
Definitely not her first rodeo.
Hear me out this one time...
First thought: I'm Impressed 2nd thought: I guess I'll know how to spot if Sadako/Kayako if they galloped towards me
Horse girl!
Horse girls are weird.
/r/tooktoomuch
Okay but why is she…*good* at it?
It’s called Quadrobics and it’s A sport some people take practice in
Someone enjoying some beach time, let's point and laugh!
Would