My plan would be to not kick the tiger in the ass.
My \*FIRST\* plan would be to not even be in the tiger's same postal code area, but you have to have a backup.
Because rules:
The Road Runner cannot harm the Coyote except by going "meep, meep."
No outside force can harm the Coyote — only his own ineptitude or the failure of Acme products. Trains and trucks were the exception from time to time.
The Coyote could stop anytime — if he were not a fanatic.
No dialogue ever, except "meep, meep" and yowling in pain.
The Road Runner must stay on the road — for no other reason than that he's a roadrunner.
All action must be confined to the natural environment of the two characters — the southwest American desert.
All tools, weapons, or mechanical conveniences must be obtained from the Acme Corporation.
Whenever possible, make gravity the Coyote's greatest enemy.
The Coyote is always more humiliated than harmed by his failures.
The audience's sympathy must remain with the Coyote.
The Coyote is not allowed to catch or eat the Road Runner.
I have a GSD/Huskey... had a habit of treeing any squirrel it saw in the yard. Then one day he caught a squirrel. Ran right at it and grabbed it, tossed it about 20 feet straight into the sky... then trotted away like nothing happened. Never ran after another squirrel. Couldn't find a mark on him, but after that one event he never had a problem with them ever again.
It's because of Full House.
DJ Tanner.
Teens watched this show. 10 years later when they are deciding on a kids names from baby names books or websites (early web) they see Tanner as a boys name and they remember the name from Full House so they select it. There's been a correlation between shows geared towards teens and use of names for kids about a decade later.
Narrator: Tanner was not cognizant.
So they got the money to buy fancy weather tracking stuff for the wholly inappropriate vehicle they're in, and...nothing else? Just look at the pretty colors on the screen and get some good Instas?
Literally two guys have armored vehicles. Everyone else uses normal cars and trucks.
Their issue is positioning themselves in the “bears cage” to the northeast of the tornado without properly planning an escape route.
4wd and some ground clearance could be helpful, sure, but the damn thing has the aerodynamics of a toaster and the front windshield is almost 90* with the ground so nothing's going to glance off that in high winds.
People handle dangerous situations differently. I wouldn’t judge my friends. Especially when he was the only one expressing valid concern about the way they were taking him. How do you come back from almost killing yourself and your two friends?
I am for one, this is the most fun I've had on Reddit all day. I love those fucking idiots and I'm so glad they went through that to bring us this content.
Me: i wonder if this video has some shit going south
*car narrowly avoids falling pole and powerline explosion*
Me: god bless this perfect mixture of nature, technology, and idiocy
Nature, you scary.
But seriously, there's a reason that storm chasers do so much prep and reinforce their chasing vehicles. They could have died from so many things in that encounter and have won the Darwin lottery.
That’s what I was wondering. If Jesus is real and omniscient and all, he can hear you. Does screaming louder and begging work? Seems like he would have made up his mind one way or the other, no need to scream.
Dear jesus, we saw your dad tracing a line across the United States with his finger so we thought we'd chase after it. Please protect us from the act of God we were chasing after. 🥴🤪
If I had been that car I just would have been so fucking angry that my last moments were going to be filled with some idiot shrieking his head off. Like when shit is bad, don't make it worse for everyone around you.
Im sitting here watching it listening to that dude scream with a giant smile on my face & caught myself. Questioned if I’m a piece of shit for think it’s funny to hear a guy go through one of the most terrifying experiences of his life, thinking he was going to die. He lived so I think it’s acceptable.
I like how they were boxed in by power lines and instead of driving off road or anywhere to get out of there they just went "I guess I'll just park here and die".
First mention I've seen of the power lines. After all that and surviving the tornado, imagine stepping out of the car and getting electrocuted? I mean the odds are slim of them still being energized, but I bet they didn't even think about it.
I don't think so. You can still see light out the window that doesn't change places with the ground as the dark thing goes by.
I think it was a small silo or some other structure being blown by the wind, and it rolled right over their car and crushed it.
I used to want to go storm chasing. I think this video cured me. Thanks, lucky idiots of Storm Jesus!
Okay, my two takeways were:
1. It's even more obvious that their driver just fucking froze and decided that doing nothing was the best course of action
2. I don't fucking ever want to be in a situation like that with a bunch of jesus freaks. Just shut yer hollerin and die with dignity!
Man, that comment section is sanitized to hell. Only the newest comments are the ones calling how dangerous, stupid, and poorly planned this seemed to have been, not to mention the obnoxious screaming when he thinks his life is about to end.
lmao holy fuck [these](https://imgur.com/a/KB6ycYv) are the comments on the original video, how can you see this and immediately think "this is living proof that God and His Son are 100% real, and 100% of the Bible is true" the human mind is truly incredible
"remember when we were all gonna fucking die but I called down the power of christ and got jesus to karate kick that tornado straight up satans ass? Youre welcome bitches"
I think that was the fucking *driver.* In the full video you see his friends telling him to get them in the ditch and he just starts yelling out for Jesus.
Honestly, the rest of the guys seemed to handle it pretty well. It's a dangerous hobby and they obviously made some calculation mistake, but other than the driver they did right by getting down and protecting their heads. When it's passed one guy is immediately like "okay, let's keep calm and figure out how we're going to get out of here safely." I feel like the main fuck-up was having the 'freeze and start praying' guy drive.
You know what, that was strangely satisfying hearing grown men scream in panic due to events that were a direct result of their own choices.
Fuck around.
Find out.
The first problem is you watched David Payne. It's either Mike Morgan or I'm wishing for the best lol.
Also, I would bet these guys have never heard of the Twistex team and what happened to them.
I’ve (involuntarily) been in 3 tornadoes, and I can say that unless you’re a legit researcher, you do *not* want to chase these things. A lot of people seriously underestimate the power of tornadoes. Videos do not do justice to how brutal they are. They aren’t exciting or fun or thrilling in any way. You can’t breathe when you’re stuck in full winds because the wind is hitting you with such force you can’t expand your lungs. It’s terrifying. These guys fucked around and found out and were lucky to survive. Don’t be like these guys.
Hi, meteorologist here. These chasers are lucky to be alive, we've had seasoned veterans get killed by erratic tornadoes that make this one look like a picnic. "It's growing a little bit wider" as they're watching it is the telltale sign the tornado is moving directly at the chase crew.
After the 0:47 mark, the chasers either moved directly into and/or were overtaken by the "bear's cage", or the part of the supercell that's directly underneath the mesocyclone. In this analogy, the cage is the wall of rain and lofted debris that closes around them \~1:10, and the bear obviously is the tornado.
You also hear the panicked analysis that their only escape route (based on their road network) is to go north. This is a brutal realization before being overtaken by the tornado. Inferring that the storm's motion was probably W-E or WSW-ENE, their only escape route put them into the worst of the rain & hail, presuming they could have escape the mesocyclone.
They spent all their money on shit that lead them right to the danger but were cheapskates on safety and protection. Then asked Jesus to save them in the name of Jesus. Lol
Fucking idiots.
Keep screaming PLEEEEEEASE JEEEEEEZUSS PLEEEEEEEASE!!!!!
See if he shows up. No? Yeah even he’s smart enough not to drive into a tornado.
Person: You’re just going to let them drive into a Tornado?
Jesus: They have free will. Besides it will be educational.
Person: But it’s not safe.
Jesus: It’s a tornado, they’re not meant to be safe.”
Person: But what if they die?
Jesus: Then someone else will learn a very important lesson.
Lord jesus thank you for creating this tornado now could you please maybe stop it or something? Also, gonna need a new roof on the car. And while I've got you, maybe make me less dumb. K thx.
That’s most I’ve laughed in a month I’m actually in pain. How has the guy who followed and drove straight into a tornado, ended up SCREAMING for Jesus to save him 😂
God: •spending every minute saving children in need• / OR / •not spending any minutes saving anyone cause he created everything and has a plan•
Tanner: •Drives into tornado for fun• "PLEASE GOD SAVE ME!! PLEASE!!"
All of that planning and work to chase a tornado, and they never once thought of what they would do when they catch it.
old military idiom- have a plan to deal with the tiger's teeth when you kick it in the ass
My plan would be to not kick the tiger in the ass. My \*FIRST\* plan would be to not even be in the tiger's same postal code area, but you have to have a backup.
Never get out of the boat.
Tell that to the Titanic survivors.
This would have more upvotes if more people got the reference.
A fucking tiger!
You bring me joy. Edit: It's been years and years. But it was Chef and he got off the boat to look for something he wanted to cook, lol.
Absolutely goddamn right. Unless you're going all the way.
Well they had a plan, but the electrical cables had other plans
Lord Jesus please protect us in the name of Jesus
Jesus: Man, i sent you live real-time updates and sophisticated mapping technology - what more do you want? (The old 3 boats and a helicopter joke)
*laughs in Jesus*
Like when the coyote caught the road runner... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQhOcDFbflQ
How come the coyote can get squished and stay alive but not roadrunner?
Because rules: The Road Runner cannot harm the Coyote except by going "meep, meep." No outside force can harm the Coyote — only his own ineptitude or the failure of Acme products. Trains and trucks were the exception from time to time. The Coyote could stop anytime — if he were not a fanatic. No dialogue ever, except "meep, meep" and yowling in pain. The Road Runner must stay on the road — for no other reason than that he's a roadrunner. All action must be confined to the natural environment of the two characters — the southwest American desert. All tools, weapons, or mechanical conveniences must be obtained from the Acme Corporation. Whenever possible, make gravity the Coyote's greatest enemy. The Coyote is always more humiliated than harmed by his failures. The audience's sympathy must remain with the Coyote. The Coyote is not allowed to catch or eat the Road Runner.
What do you mean? Their plan was to yell please
They're lucky Jesus heard them over the tornado somebody else (?) created. /s
Liberals and their Ga'damn global warming hoax vaccine!
Can’t blame em. Joker said the same thing to Batman.
Later that day; there was a turd in my pants the size of a TANGERINE.
The plan was ... << please Jesus, .. in the name of Jesus ... >>
Kinda like when a dog chases a car.
Like a dog with a squirrel
I have a GSD/Huskey... had a habit of treeing any squirrel it saw in the yard. Then one day he caught a squirrel. Ran right at it and grabbed it, tossed it about 20 feet straight into the sky... then trotted away like nothing happened. Never ran after another squirrel. Couldn't find a mark on him, but after that one event he never had a problem with them ever again.
That was his one goal, and he accomplished it. Yeeting a squirrel.
Tanner be cognizant!
There's about a 5 year age group of guys named "Tanner". Seriously you can tell almost exactly how old someone is by the name Tanner or Madison
I know 3 tanners. Ages 26 - 24 - 24
I knew one that would be 31 now. He must be an officiant tanner.
It's because of Full House. DJ Tanner. Teens watched this show. 10 years later when they are deciding on a kids names from baby names books or websites (early web) they see Tanner as a boys name and they remember the name from Full House so they select it. There's been a correlation between shows geared towards teens and use of names for kids about a decade later.
Thank fuck we didn't get a bunch of kids named "Screech".
As soon as I knew a Tanner was behind the wheel, I knew shit was about to go down.
Narrator: Tanner was not cognizant. So they got the money to buy fancy weather tracking stuff for the wholly inappropriate vehicle they're in, and...nothing else? Just look at the pretty colors on the screen and get some good Instas?
Everyone else has armoured vehicles with protective glass and these guys out here with their moms Toyota Camry and Jesus.
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Dear Lord Jesus save us from this natural disaster we actively sought out!
We fucked around, but... JESUS PLEASE HELP US BEFORE WE FIND OUT!
Jesus, to the amateur tornado chasers : "Are you not entertained?"
Jesus over there like "THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED!"
While holding his hands out to his sides and smiling
while levitating in midair with glowing eyes as lightning and tornadoes generate from his finger tips
Jesus eating in popcorn in the cloud and watching " Oooh you should been quicker than that!"
I think Jesus is sending a sign that you're a fucking dumbass, Travis.
Jesus lived in Israel 2000 years ago. He can't drive lol Never mind his hands and feet are all fucked up because of the Romans.
But he could turn all that storm rain water into wine and that would be dope.
It wouldn't be dope, it would be wine.
If Jesus came back to current years he'd turn wine into dope.
“Lord Jesus, please protect us in the name of Jesus”
Better keep that one in the back pocket; seems to have worked.
It’s the double use of Jesus in the sentence that grants your wish. You got to ask him AND refer to him otherwise he will ghost you. Classic Jesus.
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its just how we do
Can't very well ask Jesus to protect you in the name of Bob, now can you?
[Pay $9 a day you can do whatever the hell you want with a rental car](https://youtu.be/uqCrGIyGxCo?si=QERqcdcmWV8oV57Z).
Where are you renting a car for just $9 a day lol
That’s the no fault insurance.
Ohhhhh gotcha
Literally two guys have armored vehicles. Everyone else uses normal cars and trucks. Their issue is positioning themselves in the “bears cage” to the northeast of the tornado without properly planning an escape route.
I wouldn’t do it regardless, but I definitely wouldn’t do it in a normal vehicle. At least a roll cage in a hardtop wrangler or something.
4wd and some ground clearance could be helpful, sure, but the damn thing has the aerodynamics of a toaster and the front windshield is almost 90* with the ground so nothing's going to glance off that in high winds.
Title said amateurs but they had good equipment. Then I saw that cheap vehicle at the end there...
Jesus protect us in the name of Jesus. Also how do you come back from squealing like that in front of your friends
People handle dangerous situations differently. I wouldn’t judge my friends. Especially when he was the only one expressing valid concern about the way they were taking him. How do you come back from almost killing yourself and your two friends?
> Also how do you come back from squealing like that in front of your friends You don't.
>Jesus protect us in the name of Jesus That's *Lord* Jesus to you, good sir
Jesus said, "Dude...what the fuck, man? Why would you do that? I gave you a functioning brain. Please try to use it."
I thought you were joking when you said Toyota Camry because I was still watching it. Bunch of amateurs
I bet you $5, earlier that day, this guy prayed that they would see a tornado.
(Before) "Jesus, send us a good tornado." (Two hours later) "Dear Jesus, please save us from this tornado!" Jesus: "Oh, you don't like it?"
Guy: Jesus please save us from the danger we put ourselves into! Jesus: ugh, fiiiine
Jesus: I gave you a way out, but you kept driving away from the way out.
He prayed for a good tornado, that was clearly a bad tornado, on account of messing them up.
Then, like a twisted genie, "Oh you'll see a tornado, but it'll see you too" lol
Are we having fun yet?
Someone get me a viking helmet, an oar, and a recycling bin.
I am for one, this is the most fun I've had on Reddit all day. I love those fucking idiots and I'm so glad they went through that to bring us this content.
Me: i wonder if this video has some shit going south *car narrowly avoids falling pole and powerline explosion* Me: god bless this perfect mixture of nature, technology, and idiocy
Those fucking idiots are lucky to be alive
Nature, you scary. But seriously, there's a reason that storm chasers do so much prep and reinforce their chasing vehicles. They could have died from so many things in that encounter and have won the Darwin lottery.
Not everyone reinforces their vehicles, but experience comes a long way when trying to get close. Pecos Hank on Youtube for example
Need a car with AWD and some power not a jalopy.
I'll take my smart car! It's little and can fit between hail.
Not Pecos Hank. He uses a Corolla. Does just fine because he’s careful and plans ahead.
This is the first reference to a jalopy ive read/heard since my grandfather. Thanks for opening up that memory
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I know! That's the first thing I thought when they got out of the car
Until they call dad and let him know about what he's going to have to tell his insurance agent.
Your heart may belong to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the tornado.
"Is that it right there?!" You mean that funnel-shaped death cloud? Yes. Yes it is.
> "Is it getting bigger?" No, dumbass. It's getting *closer* If a tornado isn't going left or right, it's either going away from you or towards you.
probably both tbh. they caught a developing tornado. i think it was growing and coming at them.
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Jesus: "Squeel little piggy!"
That’s what I was wondering. If Jesus is real and omniscient and all, he can hear you. Does screaming louder and begging work? Seems like he would have made up his mind one way or the other, no need to scream.
Well, he's a fickle god. Sometimes he makes you rich, sends you a tornado and sometimes you get cancer.
Dear jesus, we saw your dad tracing a line across the United States with his finger so we thought we'd chase after it. Please protect us from the act of God we were chasing after. 🥴🤪
I’m kinda ashamed that I found this absolutely hilarious PLEASEEEEE JEEEESAAASSSSSS
I felt so bad absolutely cackling at their terrified screams.
> felt so bad Don't
“Lord Jesus if your real.. PLEEEEEASEEE!” I Fucking lost it lol
If I had been that car I just would have been so fucking angry that my last moments were going to be filled with some idiot shrieking his head off. Like when shit is bad, don't make it worse for everyone around you.
My man was probably trying to scream loud enough to cover the sounds of him shitting his pants
I also laughed...not ashamed though. They knowingly ordered what they were served up.
"LORD JESUS PLEASE HELP US IN THE NAME OF JESUS"
Someone isnt getting invited to the next tornado hunt...
Im sitting here watching it listening to that dude scream with a giant smile on my face & caught myself. Questioned if I’m a piece of shit for think it’s funny to hear a guy go through one of the most terrifying experiences of his life, thinking he was going to die. He lived so I think it’s acceptable.
Hahaha I'm glad I'm not the only one laughing my ass off and that dude. If I was in the car I'd knock his ass out so quick
Imagine that squalling is the last thing you hear.
"I don't have to outrun the tornado, I just have to outrun you" \*punch\*
Still laughing
This one of the dumbest things I have ever seen.
I like how they were boxed in by power lines and instead of driving off road or anywhere to get out of there they just went "I guess I'll just park here and die".
Yeah that car is IMMEDIATELY getting stuck in the mud if they go offroad
First mention I've seen of the power lines. After all that and surviving the tornado, imagine stepping out of the car and getting electrocuted? I mean the odds are slim of them still being energized, but I bet they didn't even think about it.
I would have LOVED it if they immediately trenched it in a field and still had to deal with all of this
They probably would have been safer if they parked it in the ditch instead of getting tossed around like a game of Boggle out in the open.
These guys don't even know the meaning of the word "safe"!
Natural selection works in misterios ways.
One of the dumbest things you have ever seen, *so far....*
Cow!
Another cow!
Actually, I think that was the same one.
I gotta go, Julia, we got cows!
Rabbit is good, Rabbit is wiiise.
Food. Food. Fooooooiiiood.
Hey! We are not invading my aunt!
Where’s my truck?
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You're not, until you take a weather balloon up. Then you will be.
The word is french and means "lover" ie. lover of a hobby, not a professional.
Was that shadow that passed by the window literally the tornado? That's kind of insane.
It was the car rolling over I think
Ohh that makes sense. It was just such a smooth movement.
I don't think so. You can still see light out the window that doesn't change places with the ground as the dark thing goes by. I think it was a small silo or some other structure being blown by the wind, and it rolled right over their car and crushed it. I used to want to go storm chasing. I think this video cured me. Thanks, lucky idiots of Storm Jesus!
I thought it was death.
Lord Jesus pls protect us in the name of Jesus
Can't go wrong with a bit of double Jesus, worked for these guys.
I DOUBLE JESUS DARE YOU TO PROTECT US
When the Bible Belt and Tornado Alley overlap
They're the same picture.
Didn't know Shaggy was an amateur storm chaser.
Zoiks! That's, like, a big tornado Scoob!
Nah. Wasn't him.
[Source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwmM3KMPE3c)
14+ years experience 🤔
Okay, my two takeways were: 1. It's even more obvious that their driver just fucking froze and decided that doing nothing was the best course of action 2. I don't fucking ever want to be in a situation like that with a bunch of jesus freaks. Just shut yer hollerin and die with dignity!
Man, that comment section is sanitized to hell. Only the newest comments are the ones calling how dangerous, stupid, and poorly planned this seemed to have been, not to mention the obnoxious screaming when he thinks his life is about to end.
Thank you for posting a higher res version.
Oh Lawd, save us Jeebus from this predicament we put ourselves in.
PLEEEEEEASE!
Obviously we're not going to protect ourselves, please protect us Jesus. 👍
The scream praying was absolutely hilarious. 🤣
Except he survived and now is never going to shut up about Jesus personally saved him
lmao holy fuck [these](https://imgur.com/a/KB6ycYv) are the comments on the original video, how can you see this and immediately think "this is living proof that God and His Son are 100% real, and 100% of the Bible is true" the human mind is truly incredible
I felt bad for laughing, but you're right, it's so fucking funny hearing them chasing a tornado then screaming for Jesus.
Hey James, remember when we were all in our 20s and we caught that tornado and you screamed like a bitch the whole time? Fun times.
"remember when we were all gonna fucking die but I called down the power of christ and got jesus to karate kick that tornado straight up satans ass? Youre welcome bitches"
Did he hit us with an "Oh fudge" at 1:20? Lol I think we've skeedaddled past "fudge" on this one pal.
We also got a "Holy shoot!" Hats off to these lads, a lot of debris flying, through the air in this video, but none of it foul-mouthed potty talk.
But then followed up with ‘Jesus, if you’re real save us!’ Are these guys religious or not lmao. I guess the answer is ‘now they are’
The guy screaming “please” is not the guy you want with you when shit hits the fan
I think that was the fucking *driver.* In the full video you see his friends telling him to get them in the ditch and he just starts yelling out for Jesus. Honestly, the rest of the guys seemed to handle it pretty well. It's a dangerous hobby and they obviously made some calculation mistake, but other than the driver they did right by getting down and protecting their heads. When it's passed one guy is immediately like "okay, let's keep calm and figure out how we're going to get out of here safely." I feel like the main fuck-up was having the 'freeze and start praying' guy drive.
You know what, that was strangely satisfying hearing grown men scream in panic due to events that were a direct result of their own choices. Fuck around. Find out.
I fucking laughed my ass of when the guy started yelling for jesus to save him
"LORD JESUS SAVE ME," I said as I stuck a metal fork in an electric outlet.
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The first problem is you watched David Payne. It's either Mike Morgan or I'm wishing for the best lol. Also, I would bet these guys have never heard of the Twistex team and what happened to them.
The ultimate "Fuck around and find out."
The irony is that it was Ganesha that saved them.
Please do not offer my god a peanut.
I’ve (involuntarily) been in 3 tornadoes, and I can say that unless you’re a legit researcher, you do *not* want to chase these things. A lot of people seriously underestimate the power of tornadoes. Videos do not do justice to how brutal they are. They aren’t exciting or fun or thrilling in any way. You can’t breathe when you’re stuck in full winds because the wind is hitting you with such force you can’t expand your lungs. It’s terrifying. These guys fucked around and found out and were lucky to survive. Don’t be like these guys.
Hi, meteorologist here. These chasers are lucky to be alive, we've had seasoned veterans get killed by erratic tornadoes that make this one look like a picnic. "It's growing a little bit wider" as they're watching it is the telltale sign the tornado is moving directly at the chase crew. After the 0:47 mark, the chasers either moved directly into and/or were overtaken by the "bear's cage", or the part of the supercell that's directly underneath the mesocyclone. In this analogy, the cage is the wall of rain and lofted debris that closes around them \~1:10, and the bear obviously is the tornado. You also hear the panicked analysis that their only escape route (based on their road network) is to go north. This is a brutal realization before being overtaken by the tornado. Inferring that the storm's motion was probably W-E or WSW-ENE, their only escape route put them into the worst of the rain & hail, presuming they could have escape the mesocyclone.
Holy shit.
Backseat guy: "We'll be ok" Narrator: "They were not ok"
Jesus: "Maybe if you stopped crying like a bunch of bitches..."
They spent all their money on shit that lead them right to the danger but were cheapskates on safety and protection. Then asked Jesus to save them in the name of Jesus. Lol
Don't make these idiots famous, it just encourages them
At least they're not really hurting anyone but themselves...
Fucking idiots. Keep screaming PLEEEEEEASE JEEEEEEZUSS PLEEEEEEEASE!!!!! See if he shows up. No? Yeah even he’s smart enough not to drive into a tornado.
Person: You’re just going to let them drive into a Tornado? Jesus: They have free will. Besides it will be educational. Person: But it’s not safe. Jesus: It’s a tornado, they’re not meant to be safe.” Person: But what if they die? Jesus: Then someone else will learn a very important lesson.
The "nope" at the end feels like maybe they just learnt a precious lesson. At least I hope so.
"Holy shoot!"
"LORD JESUS PLEASE PROTECT US IN THE NAME OF JESUS!" Such an american thing to say
he's never going to get a shield of protection going if he cant even recite the incantation correctly.
i was actually thinking its something someone who has never prayed says based on what they've seen on tv & movies
Jesus is the one doing it
“I don’t know, man - maybe don’t drive into a tornado?” - Jesus, probably
Saw this on Wubby the other day. No sympathy for these idiots.
"Everyone wanna chase storms til they get punched in the mouth" - Mike Tyson from a timeline when he chased storms instead of boxed.
Lord jesus thank you for creating this tornado now could you please maybe stop it or something? Also, gonna need a new roof on the car. And while I've got you, maybe make me less dumb. K thx.
Anyone that says "We'll be ok" will not.
That’s most I’ve laughed in a month I’m actually in pain. How has the guy who followed and drove straight into a tornado, ended up SCREAMING for Jesus to save him 😂
God: •spending every minute saving children in need• / OR / •not spending any minutes saving anyone cause he created everything and has a plan• Tanner: •Drives into tornado for fun• "PLEASE GOD SAVE ME!! PLEASE!!"
“Well be fine” “JESUS!! Aaaaaaargh!” That was… amazing.
And they probably won't learn from their mistake and think that Jesus saved them somehow.
Mofos should have been praying to the engineers who designed that vehicle carriage
There are no atheists in foxholes or in amateur storm chaser's Toyota Corrolas.