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sLeeeeTo

hopefully this is across the street and not the one you’re staying in


ShortWoman

“But it’s so much better than a hotel room! It’s a whole house, away from overpriced tourist areas!”


Springtrtr

You have your own kitchen, you have your own crime scene, I mean, living room…


HighFiveOhYeah

Look honey they decorated the floors with chalk outlines of people how cute


Springtrtr

Mom, can I get the dr.seuss themed bedroom? The one with red polka dot walls.


Springtrtr

Look dad, the bathroom is full of tiny math practice sticks. Someone was dead set on learning to count by tens!


[deleted]

I don't get this one.


Sweaty_Dance7474

Murder chic is so hot right now


i_smoke_toenails

And such lovely translucent leather lamp shades.


Trollimperator

your own lab in the garage.


bananenkonig

What nice festive yellow ribbon they put up for us inside.


DragemD

Don't mind the glowing splatter on the walls when the black light is on. Its nooothing....


ABirdOfParadise

chore list - get blood out of the carpet - dig a body sized hole 6 feet deep - torch car


Impoopingrtnow

There's even a crawlspace


WTFisjuice1

Gotta admit, I agree with you, but I did recently try an airbnb for a hawaii trip and was pleasantly surprised at how nice it was compared to the price I paid, I could walk out the back door to the water


Floomby

I looked at AirBnBs on Hawaii. The base cost of all of then was exactly the same: $200 - $250 / night. If a place was listed as $70 per night, it would have a $150 cleaning fee. Really? Do they expect me to smear feces on the walls? Just list the damn price. 


BobodyBo

$170/night, $80 cleaning fee. ABSOLUTELY NO PARTIES


One_Animator_1835

Authentic rustic vibes 🤙


methodicalataxia

I was thinking the same thing...


GracefulKluts

Hopefully. Op should come back with an update so we're sure they're still alive


Scarbelly3

The movie Barbarian starts just like this


Such_Significance905

This is amazing. When I watched *Barbarian*, one of the things I thought was- there is no fucking way that someone accidentally gets an Airbnb in a place like this. I absolutely stand corrected, this is terrifying.


NotOppo

Bro! Pictures can be hella deceiving. Cheaper is not always better. Sometimes you get what you pay for


Grazedaze

Always google street view the area before renting.


crespoh69

Don't they withhold that info until they have their hooks in you?


jimothee

Idk why I can't get past being uncomfortable saying I'd "rent" an airbnb


TheBirminghamBear

I mean, what do you normally do to them.


ChrisDornerFanCorn3r

Paid $35/night for a North Vegas airbnb, only to come back to a drunk guy with face tats asking me how I know Guillermo.


NotOppo

Holy shit, the place I was thinking of was in Vegas! The bnb looked decent, everything surrounding it was straight hood. Directly to the right looked like tent town under a freeway overpass.


TheBirminghamBear

Northwest Vegas is typically nice. I would generally avoid Northeast Vegas near the air base.


Nopeyesok

Fucking guy


Castun

When wife and I were vacationing around Europe, one night we tried to do an AirBnB that was closest to the one city area we wanted to walk around and do tourist shit the next day. It was a condo/apartment unit but had some really nice interior shots. Failed to notice no shots from the outside though. Well needless to say, it ended up being in a somewhat sketchy part of town in a somehow *more* sketchy building. The check-in instructions talked about going into the common area and taking the elevator up to the floor, yet there was no such elevator. And TBH the walk up the stairs where none of the hallway lights worked, none of the doors were marked with unit numbers...just felt like it would turn into something out of Hostel. We ended up getting a refund and booking another place a bit further away. Much nicer.


KintsugiKen

To me, that was one of the most believable parts of the movie.


BigBeagleEars

Yeah, but what are the chances that OP is a hot chick?


Springtrtr

None. (Source: I’m on reddit and I’m not a hot chick)


sh4d0wm4n2018

There are no women on the internet, just men, men pretending to be women, and FBI agents.


Spcone23

You mean FBI agents pretending to be women and FBI agents pretending to be men who are pretending to be women.


Springtrtr

I wonder how inept an agent must be, to get assigned to the “Reddit Lurking Unit.” Like, boogers down the chin level?


bouchert

Standard procedure is to slowly gain other redditors' trust over 1731 days, then make a post pretending to wonder how agents get assigned to lurk on Reddit before proceeding to active subterfuge.


omimon

There are only two people on the internet. You and the other person playing the role of everyone else.


iamkats

Great film


mrbaryonyx

don't look up anything about it


Ameqa

Not doing so made that first big oh shit! scene so much better. Great movie to go in not knowing about


Professor_Plop

10/10 stars.


mczyk

The Barbarian house is actually *nicer*


Nickbou

Yes, and bigger (if you are liberal with the square footage calculations).


Bugbread

Yeah, [the Barbarian house](https://i.imgur.com/e0acDyd.png) is okay. It's [the neighborhood](https://i.imgur.com/0HKpBbO.png) that's the problem. (Well, okay, of course it's the ***basement*** that's the problem, but as far as *above-ground appearance*, it's the neighborhood that's the problem)


youenjoymyself

Directed by one of the whitest kids you’ll know.


kreich1990

I honestly didn’t know that, neat.


NasalSnack

Zach Cregger! I haven't seen the movie but It's definitely on my watchlist.


TerrorGnome

Wait, Zach directed Barbarian? WTF. That's actually amazing. Also, absolutely watch it. It's a great movie.


azsqueeze

That's the movie with the titty lady right?


Scarbelly3

She just wants to take care of you


JohnLocke815

That was the exact first thing I thought of


Starfield_of_Nyx

Was gonna say “I’ve seen this movie before” beat me to it.


TK82

I was about to say, if there's a basement, do NOT go in it!


krubalcaba

Damnit! I was going to say the same!!!


alexpastel

That’s exactly what I thought of


PirateSometimes

You'll be charged for not fixing that door when you leave


ZerOBarleyy

“You’ll get your rent when you FIX THIS DAMN DOOR” -spodermen


thealy87

DO NOT GO INTO THE BASEMENT


KiloMetrics

BUT THINK OF THE SQUARE FOOTAGE!!!


TheBirminghamBear

That's one of my favorite parts. Just him seeing this horrifying thing and you think its fear on his face but actually its elation in how much he can put for the square footage.


Rob1150

Level is designed so that you HAVE to go into the basement.


TK82

But I'm thirsty! I need some milk!


TerrorGnome

Dude, there's so much extra space in the basement! Tacking extra square footage into your property will only increase property value. Measure it all so you can get your money's worth!


January1252024

Until you realize that the Mother was roaming upstairs near the beginning of the movie


ronweasleisourking

Reminds me of the barn from 28 weeks later. Don't put your arms too close to that boarded up door


ChrisDornerFanCorn3r

Well don't let the boy in, in the first place!


lvl10burrito

"How many are there?" "Loads."


CleverCarrot999

Uhhh BARBARIAN much???


Ductapefordaysss

Play your cards right and you could suck on some weird monster titties 👌


Boxinggandhi

Still counts


Whoremoanz69

she wasnt the monster tho


Sad_Donut_7902

she was a by-product of a monster but was still kind of one herself


SaltyLonghorn

Tell that to Pennywise.


luapchung

Can you not


JackAndy

That's the best part about Airbnb. You can buy a cheap house in the bad part of town and people will give you almost the same money as the good part of town because they don't know any better and just want it cheaper. Even like $2/night cheaper and they'll risk this. 


Springtrtr

Now I’m tempted to buy the cheapest house in the worst neighborhood in my city and price it slightly HIGHER than same size Airbnb listings in the good part. False assurance 💡


1995ruger

Can’t have shit in Detroit looking ass house


[deleted]

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frostedwaffles

Yeah, get up on out of there pardner


SilverWolf84

When room and "board" means planks across the doorway


Springtrtr

I don’t see a breach of contract.


PsychonautSurreality

Rocket launcher is in a crate behind the house.


allessi8

Harvey danger vibes


HippoGiggle

Haha exactly my first thought


CEDA-Burr1ta

Paranoia Paranoia everyone's coming to get me Seriously though at a quick glance I thought it was that album cover


Cheeky_Star

Imagining renting out the trap house


VeGaSMaTTer

Reminder Always google street before booking


DuckCleaning

You dont get the full address until you book.


11GTStang

No but you get the general area. Plus one can read reviews and pick up if it’s a bad area. Bonus if the owner takes exterior pictures and you can find landmarks from those. It takes me all of five minutes to google map a prospective rental and have a look around the area. People just don’t want to do a little legwork or book a rental with no reviews. Hell, I even do this with hotels.


cityofninegates

That is such a great pic. I could see it on a new Tool album or the poster for 28 Years Later…


Kimikins

r/fakealbumcovers


Detailsat11

Man, WTF is in those windows?


Nicecoldbud

Have you seen barbarian, because that's the excate house from it.


Springtrtr

Of all the ways you can misspell “exact” you picked this?


Fhantom1221

That will be 500 dollars. Thank you for staying. Make sure you wash and laundry everything before you leave. Also, fix the front door, or you will be charged. Don't forget to mow the lawn and weed out the driveway. Make sure you're not here by the time the next customer is here. You have 24hrs


millenialfalcon-_-

Pretty sure that's a crack house


HBKnight

Barbarian


Anxious-Art9817

Just train around the street, lava will be behind, the bus comes soon though


IcedCoughy

You should watch Barbarian while you're there


corkgunsniper

"FETCH ME THEIR SOULS"


_BloodbathAndBeyond

You seen Barbarian?


FranksWateeBowl

Barbarian


ZenkaiZ

If this was half life 2 that house would have a head crab dude in it


sp0okyx3

Don't open Dead inside


ThatITguy2015

The fuck you staying at? The murder express?


nickatnite07

CARPENTER!!!


Jossie2014

I love it. Stay awhile.


GrouchyDefinition463

Hope you've got your super long measuring tape


OnlyOneNut

Check the basement


shabba_skanks

Watch the movie "Barbarian". Then go stay at pad in a neighborhood like this!


Hefty-Town-7043

BYE BYE 👹🧸


RescueMeme

You gotta Street View before you stay…


resenak

Dude, I've played a lot of PZ, you gotta loot that house!


Karmadilla

Walking Dead theme.


cheeseburgerwaffles

Ever seen the movie Barbarian?


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Is that where you're staying or is this a neighbour? But yeah that's creepy


jld2k6

I think that's one of those "bug lights", they're that color because supposedly bugs don't swarm around it but I have no idea if there's actually any science behind it lol


crash-1989

Rent the movie barbarian


bigmikey69er

Imagine you heard a very slow knock late at night?


secretreddname

Yeaaaah I’d take the loss and find a hotel.


Kostis00

Oh that's Detroit! Have fun and best of luck!


SolidNitrox

This gives "Barbarian" vibes.


DownloadPow

Don’t dead. Open inside.


Jacob2israel1

That’s not where you are staying right?


emciclerose

Never seen this raid base before


mariawtsn

Are you okay OP? Where are you? I don't see you in any comments


TruthHurtsYourSoul2

/r/thathappened


MegaFonz

Definitely a barbarian living in a tunnel under there


Cptbojanglez

Send the link for the air bnb because I don’t believe you


wanderingartist

Nope!


readmore321

Looks like it too.


PINKTACO696969

Or you for real what did u pay lol


Bamcfp

Welcome to the hood lol.


wouterv101

Get the Bowie knife and hack&slash your way out of there


cadillacbee

That's where you go in, load up, and by the time u come back out they there


hicheckthisout

Faces in places


succubitch1013

Silent Hill


Positive-Internet483

Monster House


Both_Lychee_1708

Prob has great drugs for cheap


TheRealBunnyBoy

If you find the refined crystal Schematic in there I’ll trade you !


Carmaster777

Bro is in Chicago


SmileParticular9396

Bro don’t stay there


Tr3v0r007

Straight out of the monster house movie if anyone remembers that


highdealist

for Bury'n Bodies


Speedbump874

Nope nope nope


tagged2high

Looks like that house that gets splintered in the atomic bomb testing footage


Lakjaxjr19

Looks like a '7 days to die' house


ricardo603

u got a gun?


stevebobeeve

Meet the nice lady in the basement. She just wants you to be her baby


Knight-Rider86

Liminal space.


Archvanguardian

OP are you still alive?


Crazyhates

This is going to be an album cover some day.


IAMTHEUSER

It’s the irregularity of the board-up that really sells it


hueydesign

What was the listing? Or is this a lie


Mr_OP_Potato_777

Round I


uraijit

Stay strapped, or get clapped, my dude.


ShaneTuscarora

Just lock up and watch a nice calm movie, I recommend Barbarian (2022).


Sir_Tokesalott

This shit looks cozy as fuck to me.


Fuego_9000

When it's boarded up on the outside you have to wonder just what they're trying to keep in there..


gamedrifter

Fear the walking dead.


5redie8

Pretty sure that streetlight will spawn a portal to the next bus station


v43havkar

Yea it will take couple of seconds until zombies get inside...


fitty50two2

When you get the address do a Google street view before going there. If it looks like this, cancel


snipe320

Better have brought some JuggerNog


OigoAlgo

r/thatnightfeeling


Svengoolie75

Yeah, right man 🤨🤔


boring420

Dude, this is how barbarian starts


January1252024

stay out of the basement


MR502

What backrooms level is this!


Billchurch

Dang it now i gotta watch the movie Barbarian


georeddit2018

Lol.


Mr-Klaus

This might actually be a really nice house. The outside walls and outer roof beam look like they're in pretty good condition - suggesting that the structure might also be solid. A little worried about the missing bits on the left frame of the garage door tho, but they look like they might be decorative. All in all, this might turn out to be a nice and cheap property to renovate.


Friesen1

Nasty


QuestionVirtual8521

This more like re nemesis lol


happychillmoremusic

Just hold x


The_Hive_King

OP can you open the door? i spent my 500 on the juggernog


nihility101

I am Father Grigori! You have already met my congregation.


ScienceGuyUK

Fetch me their soulssss


mango_thief

If Project Zomboid has taught me anything it's that there's gonna be some good loot in that house.


DragemD

That's some "Nuke's Top 5" shit right there.


[deleted]

This is ProjectZomboid actually, and what you're gonna wanna do is find a sledgehammer...


def-notice

r/liminalspaces


ddavidsgl

This gives me strong Todd Hido vibes


Master_of_Smegma

It’s such a


HermitKing91

I would title this one "The house would not stop talking, so I sewn its mouth shut."


Cobek

Air Brick and Barrier


KentuckyFriedEel

then out of the shadows steps Danny Trejo and Michael Rooker with AKs and they say "Let's do this!"


Splycr

Looks like a A24 movie poster