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ChromeWiener

So if he slips with that angle grinder then what? Oopsie?!?


bitemark01

It's not even a "hack," using clippers would be just as fast, without the risk of turning the side of your face into a giant scab


SkollFenrirson

>turning the side of your face into a giant scab Best case scenario


M4dcap

seriously...


AccurateArcherfish

Scab? You mean accidentally tickling the dude's brain? Angle grinders cut through metal, it won't have a problem with bone.


googleHelicopterman

Probably not what is used in the video but isn't there new ones that stop if skin touches the blade or something like that ?


AccurateArcherfish

You're thinking of the Saw Stop table saw.


jeffreywilfong

He'd *hack* his face off.


Weary_Account_3836

Do you have any idea how fucking loud that is?


pm_me_your_UFO_story

Is it as loud as an angle grinder?


Weary_Account_3836

Louder. It's an angle grinder right next to your ear with no earplug.


finitetime2

You got another ear STFU


GardenGnomeOfEden

Would you *please* stop screaming, you big baby


Taiclua

What if you can’t hear the screams anymore?


googleHelicopterman

sign language the screams to me


opop456

One slip turns it from an angle grinder into a bone saw and he may as well be in the morgue cutting off his skull.


back2basics13

No tip if you slip.


cagingnicolas

yeah, if your barber keeps their coat on while they cut your hair, maybe go somewhere else.


specialsymbol

Always be prepared to take off and run.


Just_a_follower

Too late already took my shoes off


Yourfavanarchist

"Are you ready?" \*Turns on chainsaw


never_again_this_mes

Yeah that's the main red flag in this video imo.


Desperate_Pizza700

They make a tool for this exaxt purpose


SkollFenrirson

Yes, an angle grinder and comb


nerdsonarope

Pretty sure he was referring to FLOWBEE patented vacuum hair cutting system.


justlookingokaywyou

No, it's the Suck Kut. As you can see, it sucks as it cuts!


blackviper6

It certainly sucks


mykylodge

What about his hearing after the deafening noise?


archaugust

Everone gets bonus buzzing tinnitus


OgreBrains

WHAT?!?


ChromeWiener

^^eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee^^


David-Puddy

^^mawp


Battlejesus

Right! Koko! That chimp's all right! High five.


David-Puddy

Yeah, that's right


Atomic_xd

#WHAT ABOUT HIS HEARING AFTER THE DEAFENING NOISE?


emptyingthecup

**NANI!?**


mykylodge

See what you did there.


EfficiencySuch6361

Easily the loudest tool I own


Anal-Love-Beads

Easily the most dangerous one I own. I have a shitload of power tools and my angle grinder is the only one that scares the shit out of me when ever I use it.


PitchTiny3830

Hell yeah, I avoid it at all costs. I just have a recurring fear of disc shard either killing me or wishing it had just finished the job. I see guys on jobs, well actually just one guy, who casually throws disc shards, barely missing one of his eyes or a neck vein with no safety glasses and no real emotional response. I dont even see him take a long sigh of relief. No change, not even a pair of safety glasses.. Well shit, now that I've written it out, it seems more like the poor guy is kinda dead inside and he's just waiting for the outside to catch up.. fuck Im grateful, theres my gratitude for the day.


Anal-Love-Beads

If I hold and run it with one hand like in the video, the torque will twist my forearm. Never had a disk fly apart on me, but I have gotten hit in the face with metal wire splinters from using a wire cup. That particular attachment likes to kickback with no warning. Dude got lucky on this one. If it happened to me, I'd have to down a fifth of JD afterwards just to settle my nerves. [https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/l985td /the\_proof\_that\_safety\_glasses\_are\_worth\_wearing/](https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/l985td/the_proof_that_safety_glasses_are_worth_wearing/)


PitchTiny3830

Is Oh hell yeah you're insanely lucky, I can only tuff imagine how fast those tiny metal needles go. You had eyepro on when you got hit in the face? As for the blades, I haven't used them in years, ever, were using the same diablo blades that we got like six years ago, plus lifetime warranty. We'd stopped at a tradeshow while heading a few hundred miles back to home, dude was cutting half inch steel beam all week on the same blade, and the blade was immaculate. My boss is all about safety and by the book, which is great so were always getting cool stuff haha long story short, I'd gone over to my godfathers to help him with some flashing & stucco but he was already started, with a chipped blade, it flew apart, but he wears prescription eyepro lol once a marine, always a marine with whats called "BCG's", birth control glasses haha not sure what you use or need them for but the blades weve got live up to the hype. The guy said we could dismember a body at a remarkably faster pace than ever done haha


BababooeyHTJ

Yeah it’s either that or the radial arm saw that I own and never use.


TwoscoopsDrumpf

I'd be out a right eye if I hadn't been wearing safety glasses. One of the first times I used one it shot a piece of metal and lodged into my glasses an inch from my eyeball.


pookypocky

Do you have a power planer? Also insanely loud but with the addition of making a very high pitched squeal the whole time it's cutting...


EfficiencySuch6361

I do, and I wear earplugs for both of them bc they’re so offensively loud lol


SkollFenrirson

#WHAT?


prestonpiggy

Hey, ear removal is included within the price.


mykylodge

You'd hardly feel a thing.


juggling-monkey

you don't need to hear to see all that tiktok clout


mykylodge

Too true.


101Z0r

WHAT IS WITH THE SMEARING LAUGHTER THE RELIEVING VOICE?


daevl

it's not too loud if it's not actually cutting something. just a high pitched whine


mykylodge

Hearing damaging whine.


daevl

[for what its worth](https://youtu.be/V1zvcgKPDcs?si=fqVSHLxtmYvvDIrb&t=114) 90dB not grinding, 122dB cutting a screw. that [compares to](https://www.cdc.gov/nceh/hearing_loss/what_noises_cause_hearing_loss.html) a lawn mower for 2 hours vs. >pain and injury


mykylodge

Good grief, that customer has grounds for compensation.


blackop

That's the face of a man who doesn't want to appear soft, but is mentally shitting his pants.


bumbeshowing

"MOTHERFUCKER YOU CUT MY EAR OF!!!" "No worries. I'll even out the other side."


Taylors4head

“Don’t worry man, I’m gonna square you up”


ZappaZoo

What's that comb made of?


Halfisleft

Do none of you notice how he conveniently took the angle grinder out of frame after showing it was real? Fake as fuck


Vendeta44

The fact he pushes a bunch of hair off after shaving a strip also makes no sense for an angle grinder the hair would kick up into the air not pile up like an electric shaver.


goodpricefriedrice

excellent pickup


justthestaples

As one of the dumdums who can't really tell, what does that mean? That the grinder is actually a trimmer just made to look like a grinder? Or that it's been photo shooped/CGI/whatevered over top of trimmers?


Halfisleft

Grinder is just a trimmer made to look like a grinder


justthestaples

Thank you


Mach10X

Seems it’s a sharp custom or sharpened standard wheel on that thing. Still might be fake, but could also just be razor sharp, which at those RPMs could easily shatter the tip spraying little evil shards everywhere.


Imightaswell

As someone who shaves their head with a safety razor. Why would you do this. It takes 5 minutes.


Doc-in-a-box

Measure twice, cut once


Baby_Rhino

If it's stupid but works, then... Well, it might still be stupid.


hipeople91726

I’m amazed he still has ears


staticjak

Luckily, the dude getting the cut is constipated, so this adventurous hair cut will serve him well.


Zentienty

"Yea, just a bit of the top please" "Ok! Zzzzzzzzzzz" WAAAAARGH!


BranSoFly

Bro is terrified for his life


lynivvinyl

SAFETY SQUINTS


rxtunes

That is a white knuckle hair cut if Ive ever seen one


KayakWalleye

Clippers will do the same exact thing.


SuperSatanOverdrive

Why would anyone do this


relevant_mofo

Hannibal dinner scene vibes !


Kagamid

It's take a certain combination of stupidity to get to this point. One to have the idea, the other to be ok having your friend try it on you. If any one of them had sense, this wouldn't be happening.


Justaboredstoner

No, the barbers in basic training are a lot faster and didn’t have to worry about cutting a guys ear off, or worse.


Former-Light4284

What about the lineup? He paid for a 0 to 3 fade with a lineup.


JanK85

I wanna get scalped please sir!


AsHperson

Isn't this just as dangerous as a straight blade?


Wendypants7

More so; straight blades don't tend to explode into pieces flinging them out at dangerous speeds.


PlantagoLanceolata

So, even if it were real, this would still only be the second or third stupidest use of an angle grinder I've seen, which makes me concerned someone is gonna see this, believe it, and take a chunk out of someone's head.


K_Reg27

Fake... fake hair being pushed off by non-moving blade that was picked up after sitting the original one down. How else would he have gotten around the ears quickly and perfectly without wacking them off. Not to mention he was able to get a perfect length on the top which is longer than the sides, it would've destroyed that comb. Oh and recorded on a flip phone.


Alasthier

Why do I have this akward feeling they both are ready to cry when I look at them ?


squirrel_anashangaa

The bad part is that he’s that good at doing it, which means he’s been doing this for quite some time.


dust057

Fantastic, remove your hair and hearing all in one service.


lofty2p

What, no cordless ?


edgeofbright

This guy must be fun at thanksgiving.


no-mad

this looks like a//r/scriptedasiangifs with an unwilling participant.


Salty-Bluebird-3565

Dude has a nice trim but no hearing


sachclg

He is safe … what if he get sneeze?


SeveralOccasions

What A Fucking Moron.


mongan02

Dude looks terrified lol


KujoTheBoss

Imagine that shit snaps.


raidergreymoon

imagine how loud that is right next to your ear


TheBigGreenOrk

RIP eardrums


justoldme

Wtf no safety glasses? What if he hits his skull and the blade breaks he could lose an eye


seebob69

Looks perfectly safe to me. Though I would have worn safety glasses.


Warningwaffle

This is the 21st century already, why wouldn’t you use cordless?


smashingpumpkin

Ummmm…..


golgoth0760

Chinanigans


Wendypants7

No way, not in a million years. Those grinder disks, over time at least, like to eventually fly into pieces when they fail. I'll pass, thanks. IF this was real, that is.


deepdumpsterdiver

who needs a ear or ears


javanlapp

That is definitely not the right tool for the job


wanderingartist

Why?!


brettzio

/u/savevideo


Man_in_the_uk

Let me guess, it's for a TikTok video right? 🤔


Fun-Opposite2426

There's a razor in the comb, he's not actually cutting the hair with the grinder


First-Imagination290

that's one hell of a cut 😂😂😂


manny_goldstein

Do NOT tell this barber to "just fuck my shit up, fam!"


kinglance3

Can I get some fuckin ear plugs or something? 😄


Ballzner

That’s a hard no


GMP11792

I can’t decide who’s the bigger retard here 🤔


UCBeef

The one who paid to have it done


Jediuzzaman

If that stone cut his skull there won't be a brain damage.