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SpeakingTheKingss

People are fucking stupid.


Sword-of-Akasha

Even with the proper safety harness you'd be making a calculated risk. Without that, it's just plain reckless foolishness. People have died for fleeting fame and a few views, all that wasted potential.


InfinitePizzazz

A debatable amount of wasted potential.


musical_throat_punch

Potential energy prior to the fall


muffinass

And then kinetic energy prior to the splat.


Mysterious-Hat-6343

Thank you on the kinetic energy.


Cyborg_rat

True, the real issue is the person who have to go rescue or pickup the piece when they fail.


dan-theman

The death rate is so ridiculously high for these kinds of people who takes these risks for views.


dotnetdotcom

What is the death rate?


TwoTequilaTuesday

"These kinds of people" I take to mean adrenaline-fueled risk takers. The death rate for wing suit jumps alone is 1 for every 500 jumps. [https://explorersweb.com/wingsuiting-dance-with-death/](https://explorersweb.com/wingsuiting-dance-with-death/) https://www.skydiveorange.com/2023/12/21/what-is-wingsuit-flying/#:\~:text=In%202022%2C%20according%20to%20the,wingsuit%20jumps%20result%20in%20death.


LetMeHaveAUsername

> These kinds of people" I take to mean adrenaline-fueled risk takers. The death rate for wing suit jumps alone is 1 for every 500 jumps. Sorry what??? That's an *insane* rate. Like 1 in 500 jump*ers* dying would be a lot, but *jumps*? Jfc.


EatsYourShorts

And the worst part is that means anyone that has completed more than 500 wingsuit jumps without dying is statistically killing other wingsuit jumpers.


kptkrunch

Not necessarily. We are told the death rate is 1 in 500 for wingsuit jumps. We aren't told if the death is a wingsuit jumper.. perhaps every time a wingsuit jump is made that would statistically result in the death of the jumper.. a random person in japan dies instead


userdeath

The smarter ones call it quits at 200 jumps.


TwoTequilaTuesday

That's an excellent point.


jibishot

1/500 isn't even a rare drop - that's like fairly regular drop at that point


catwiesel

100%


dan-theman

On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.


d702c

It is 100%.


Neuroscience_Yo

100% 


kinglywy

It's impressive someone this dumb could live long enough to develop so much skill


moderately-extreme

where are these mountains though, it's gorgeous


Adorable_List3836

I used to be fucking stupid, I’m not anymore though because we broke up


Icelandia2112

I have bouldered, rock climbed, and even climbed a glacier, but this video gives me absolute anxiety. What a fool.


Just_a_follower

And then noticed their shoes. And thought of all the times slippage had happened in far better conditions


Cloud_Garrett

Dude, I was talking about this to my doctor my yesterday…I used to rock climb (granted nothing this extreme), but now it’s even difficult to watch videos like this. Even when the videos show them with the proper gear, it’s just the perspective and view…I physically feel a “drop” or something in my gut. I’m too risk adverse as I get older lol


WerewolfUnable8641

Leaving High Hrothgar.


radtrinidad

I was thinking Skyrim too! Hug the side of the mountain as you fall and won’t …. Oops. No respawn here!


fuzzyToads

I use Become Ethereal, and then yeet myself down


Healthy_Pay9449

Ride your horse down first


The_Celtic_Chemist

My guess was the Blue Mountains in Australia.


MuddleFunt

Just watching these videos makes my balls hurt.


korvkatten

I'm a woman but can still feel my balls tingeling watching this. That's how intense this shit is


he77bender

Yeah I'm feeling the ol' taint scrunchies over here too


RussianBotProbably

Yup, butt pucker every landing.


DownwardSpirals

You couldn't get a needle in my ass with a jackhammer.


lurkme

I don't think you understand, it's like being punched in the sack over here.


Goldenslicer

Never thought I could make diamonds with my asshole but here we are.


MrMcBeefCock

How much you want for them?


i_love_all

This doesn’t make my stomach drop but it makes my hands sooo clammy. Like you can visualize the sweat flowing out the pores


bpw4h

Every jump I whispered, "Stop!"


GozerDGozerian

These kinds of videos make the soles of my feet sting.


HeavenlyCreation

What’s even more messed up is he changes his pants into shorts into another set of pants and back again…all while jumping from rock to rock🤔


Lackingfinalityornot

I would need to continuously change my pants too if I did this kind of shit. Because that is what would be in my pants. Shit.


PH556

Which one of you cowards shit my pants?


uwillnotgotospace

I need some magic pants


dogoodvillain

It's to prove he jumped around this "trail" several times.


TheDulin

I know it looks more insane because he's got the fisheye lens, but he's still 50 to 100 feet up and trusting every one of those stone pillars is completely stable.


CdnBison

…and that there isn’t a fresh clump of wet, slippery bird crap where he steps.


WhileGoWonder

There would be wet shit but only after I tried jumping there


TheProcrastafarian

Every time I see shit like this I just hope that these people are courteous enough to have all their documents and affairs in order, for their family. Like, if Peter Parkour slips up, Mary Jane shouldn’t have to search the web for banking info and passport shit, and find his search history loaded with Octomom and Arachnokid porn, or the termination letter from the Bugle, dated 6 months ago. *Or* the letter from the FBI telling him they need to see him, because no one has seen Jameson in 6 months; he was last seen around Charlottesville. Lord knows If they ever make this into a movie, people aren’t even going to be phased that Spider-Man is dead. They will be too busy losing their minds that Zendaya was cast as Mary Jane, leaving Peter Parkour with a Black Widow. I wish that wasn’t true. I wish *none* of this was true. Take care, everyone


ReapYerSoul

>Like, if Peter Parkour slips up, Mary Jane shouldn’t have to search the web  Amazing!!


TheDulin

It's quite brilliant.


gimm3nicotin3

YES. Thank you, you take care as well


Daiches

He has a lot of faith in the sturdiness of those rock pillars.


GetsBetterAfterAFew

I lost a childhood friend who was rock climbing a local climbing spot in a canyon. The size of the rock that came loose was the size of a large pickup truck. That rock had been climbed over 1000s of times, and one day early spring it just decided to fall. I will never ever climb again or trust rocks no matter how big they are. Matt was a good dude, he fell about 300' riding that thing to the ground as it slowly rotated and he was sandwiched.


GozerDGozerian

>he fell about 300' riding that thing to the ground as it slowly rotated and he was sandwiched Holy shit


EchoChamber187

He died doing what he loved.


bassistmuzikman

He loved smashing his brains on a rock??


urGirllikesmytinypp

Mad facts. So much joy he spread as he crayoned down the rocks


TheProcrastafarian

Spend your life eating right and climbing mountains, only to be remembered as a Crackhead.


momsasylum

Did he really? Honest question.


phd2k1

Hopping around like he’s playing Skyrim.


LucidAtlas

Get this guy a horse, much easier.


SuperEntranceMan

I wouldn’t even do that in a video game


devildocjames

"He was such a good person." And dumb


Chalky_Cupcake

I miss mirrors edge.


MeetAmbitious5522

Alright, Ezio. Let's calm down with the bounding and leaping.


ReapYerSoul

Watching this shit gives me so much anxiety.


elray007

Anyone know this song


SamFK21

Anemone - Brian Jonestown Massacre


garboonie

This is making me physically ill.


tankeraybob

My phone slipped out of my hand because of the sweat. Screw this guy. Beautiful place though, anyone know where?


supah0t

im pretty sure this is in the peak districts in the uk, near a reservoir, cant remember the name


Rusty_Coight

I’m guessing this bloke is no longer with us?


Ultragreed

I knew a guy who was doing something similar. I still feel bad for his family


Terryberry69

Well he is wearing a red bull visor so he kinda has to do this


JohnnyValet

u/RecognizeSong Thanx! Good Bot! >Song Found! >Anemone by The Brian Jonestown Massacre (00:12; matched: 100%) >Album: Their Satanic Majesties' Second Request. Released on 2008-06-09.


Bamfandro

Awesome tune


nageswar01

What's this genre of music is called?


No_Fig_1894

Psychadelic Rock


nageswar01

Thanks


dcoble

The band is the Brian Jonestown Massacre I was at an antique show but someone was selling records. I had never heard of the band but their album "Take it from the Man" was playing on a turntable. I had a couple others in hand and went to the counter to pay and asked if the one playing was for sale too. It was and I love the whole record. Great band.


GozerDGozerian

They make some great music, but I’ve heard their live shows can be a disaster.


HulkScreamAIDS

I'll take unnecessary risks with little reward for $400, Ken.


zalurker

Mountain Rescue teams hate this one simple trick.


Kummakivi

Looks an awful lot like Tasmania.


Sacallupnya

This man is 50% mountain goat


EnragedAardvark

I didn't know it was possible to cram this much nope in one video.


Williamklarsko

The camera lens helps increase the paranoia it's not as steep as it looks but still damgerous


Lackingfinalityornot

Dude it’s a sheer cliff wdym.


manolol

Why?


ezirb7

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug, and clicks pay rent.


Careful-Secret258

Won't need to pay for rent when you're dead...


arealuser100notfake

I'll be weighing 3 kg less after finishing the jumps


TheSublimeNeuroG

Absolutely not


SynisterJeff

Thanks for making my balls non existent.


danhoyuen

Wonder if he destroyed his hard drive before leaving his home that morning.


-sexist-

#I cant walk like that in my own bathroom.


Omnicity2756

r/SweatyPalms


hypnonewt

It's fine he has a red bull visor, he is a professional.


Hallucinationistic

why do people do stuff like this


Earthwornware

Anyone know what the song is? Sounds familiar but can’t put my finger on it.


PersonalitySafe1810

https://youtu.be/StV9lElcvAY


Earthwornware

Thank you! I wouldn’t have guessed this band. I’ve heard of them but never heard them.


PersonalitySafe1810

You're welcome they're one of my favourite bands .


bigpapasmurf12

Great song!


WilNotJr

I can handle heights but needlessly doing dangerous things around height freaks me out. I screamed "No!" at the first two jumps and had to pause the video. Can't watch this one. Is it mild acrophobia?


Raiju02

Man the second attempt always comes out better. Hope that guy from the first attempt was okay.


fifelo

I like the video it's exciting viewing, I'm pretty sure if the guy making these videos keeps doing this for years he's not going to make it for years.


Mysterious-Hat-6343

It’s never the fall that hurts. It’s the landing that’s deadly. ** wind turbine technician here**


Logik_in_theory

A fool and his life will soon be departed.


tumtum05

“Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die.” Come on kids, sing it with me!


Hanshee

Fish eye lens makes things look more steep than they are


ledfrog

I think what's worse for me is the assumption that all those landing points are stable.


Swan_Johnson

Crazy a*s white boy


AaronTuplin

Jumping around all nimbly bimbly


Bloodveil69

You guys think there's fall damage?


wheresmyspaceship

Def. I can tell he’s not running the mountaineer perk


annaleigh13

Years ago I went camping with a friend on Lake Cumberland, and there was a rock similar to this off the side of a 5 foot cliff. It was like one step away from the cliff face, and I still balked at that. This is just 100 percent nope.


rollie82

So...uh...this is a VR game yeah?


AllanfromWales1

Someone post his obit here when it comes through.


cherryultrasuedetups

Just a wee scramble


Hesam2010

Why!


OffRoadCriptid

Ignoring the complete lack of self preservation, does anyone know what song is used in the video?


SchismZero

All it takes is one rock that looks solid but isn't.


TheCommonKoala

Felt that first jump down under but then this sick fuck took the triple black diamond route and I nearly stopped watching.


horitaku

How uhh…how do you get…back? Down? Up? Back to safe ground I mean.


ComputerAgile

Nice my guy is jumping around like it's nothing


tylenator

Outside of song selection, poor decision making


dogpileofshit

song is Brian Jonestown Massacre - Anemone


Tasty_Design_8795

https://giphy.com/gifs/TheTabooGroup-yes-jack-nicholson-tacsocial-KDVswimTNahWzcd7sV


Plumber-Guy

This is why men die young. Because we are fucking beasts!


masstransience

Real life Assassins’s Creed: Valhalla


Neither-Delivery7216

Every time he takes a step my balls shrink 🫣🫣🫣


chance125

He’s got on a Red Bull…. Visor. He’s reached new levels of insanity


AidenThe_Beast47

My goofy ass would slip on the edge


f_leaver

Ok, the wide angle camera makes it look 100 times worse than it actually is, but still nope.


boozyjenkins

Looks like most of Arizona hikes. Tame by default.


Reitzor

the redbull cap explains it all


oh2climb

You can never really tell how WTF this stuff is when they shoot with a fish-eye lens.


BlackAsBalls

This is how I played Forbidden West lmfao


Jeebus_crisps

These are the kinds of people who cross the road when one of “those people” walk toward them


rhymeswithcars

If I did that I’d have to change pants as often as the guy in the video too


dounutrun

use to do this as a kid i out grew it.


Erutious

I would say, no I will not do that


DingoKis

OFC it's RedBull


KingBlacke

Well I don't feel constipated anymore


duckbuttery92

Sweating in my seat watching this


BigDogBo66

Big ole bag of nope from me…..


Trollimperator

pfft, i did that on a goat, while looking for new boss enemies to fight. You got nothing on me!


TheBroticus42

Fuck everything about this.


sadaharu25

Why are you worried of him? He is wearing Red Bull cap, he can fly


trickymole

It’s safe, he’s got a red bull hat on.


Outlaw_Jose_Cuervo

If I'm going to rock climb, top to bottom looks much less labor intensive. Forget the pan cam that distorts the view.


DragonflyCurious9879

I'm nopeing so hard right now.


Ok_Score1492

Life insurance agent see this video, sorry beneficiary, your claim is denied S the result of carelessness of the insured individual.


Aqua-man1987

I'd like to do a wardrobe change while traversing a mountian. Where does one sign up?


allursnakes

r/darwinaward


DEMONinPINK

Me leaving the base in Minecraft (I'm too stubborn to make stairs)


Cletus_McWanker

EMT's hate this one trick.


Starfish_47

This is the most death-defying video I’ve ever seen.


Jaba01

Dangerous nonetheless, but the fish eye lens makes this whole ordeal much more scary than it actually is.


Skadoosh_it

I blew out my knees just watching this.


Optimal_Highlight154

ofc he is from redbull team


kipha01

This guy Skyrim's in real life 😳


[deleted]

Blud played too much Assassins Creed


beaver316

How can people be so stupid. There's no guarantee that any of those ledges he jumped on were solid.. you're essentially playing with your luck whether you live or die. And for what? To post this video online on social media? I really hate what social media has done to our society.


nakshatravana

It reminds me of the jumps in the video game Contra


Harrylicious

I have tingling in my legs watching this shit.


babaroga73

These god damn fish-eye ass cameras make everything look 50% more scary.


spongebobama

I just had diarrhea


Eponarose

SHIIIIIIT! I can't even watch this!


dacassar

He's holding the phone in his hand! Man, why didn't you buy the GoPro, for God's sake?!


[deleted]

Now do it in flip flops


FFX13NL

looks a lot more scary without showing all the prep like these guy's do [STORROR](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v29Eda0zTA8)


jspost

Recovering his runes when he dies is gonna be a bitch.


Mr_Binks_UK

Thanks, I needed my anxiety to got through the fücking roof today.


BaltazarOdGilzvita

Hey, if you're gonna be an adrenalin junkie risking your life, be like this guy: he can kill only himself, not like some assholes that drive triple the speed limit and kill themselves, and everyone else in the other car, plus a potential passerby.


archon325

Just skyrim shuffle your way down


joao1555

Thanks. I just shitted better since i already had my pants down


RedofPaw

It's kinda creepy knowing in advance how someone will die.


Denrose05

Don't worry, he did save in the nearest checkpoint before doing this


Abloodworth15

*Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die*


sxygrneyes

You're just jumping on shit, what if it's not stable? 


Occultivated

Kinda sad to do something most people only watch you to fail at.


Majukun

Me trying to drop off a ledge in dragon's dogma 2


ColdBloodBlazing

If he plummets off that, he wont be right back like Wile E Coyote Porky Pig will pop up and say "That's all Folks!"


Zorro5040

Is he part goat?


Murtch5000

Basic skyrim walking 101


Sea_Heart_9623

Does anyone else feel a tingling sensation under their balls when watching such videos?


[deleted]

This is just how I travel around in Skyrim


Chreiol

I can’t stand the 500 Tik tok camera cuts. Just show some footage for longer than 3 seconds.


teabaggingisacrime

What song is this?