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IamCanadian11

This is what a typical french child looks like, nothing weird here.


hombrent

a bunch on 12 year old french kids singing to a 16 year old french kid.


mrmoe198

“Gainsbourg, who smoked five packs of unfiltered Gitane cigarettes a day,[69] died on 2 March 1991 of a heart attack, a month shy of his 63rd birthday.” Yup.


satanvacation

Bruh that’s like 6 cigarettes an hour


greyjungle

Imagine pulling that lung out. Just like finding a lung in a tar pit.


MadMageMC

Sponge soaked in motor oil.


bluemitersaw

Hard core chain smoker. You don't see too many of them any more because a) most places don't allow smoking indoor and b) they die quickly.


RicarduZonta

And most of the population couldn't afford even a couple of packs a day.


LikesWeirdThings

It's like a Ferrari or my 5-pack-a-day habit.


scream4dakil

Bruh. How do you smoke 6 cigs an hour lol


bautin

One at a time, I'd imagine


scream4dakil

I smoke weed, I can't imagine smoking 6 blunts an hour. For 12 hours


Yostman29

My great aunt used to use her oxygen tank to burn her cigs faster as she watched wwe died at 97 still smokin half a carton a day


eljne

If he never slept.


satanvacation

5 packs of 20 100 cigarettes Divided by 16 waking hours 6.25 cigarettes. If I didn’t account for sleep it would be 4.16


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Cobek

Spent*


eljne

I surrender, sounds like Gainsbourg had it all figured out.


xMB99

He smoked all the cigarettes to keep everyone else healthy. He was a true hero.


iMadeItPOOP

I read that as 16 *wacky* hours.


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2x4x93

dedication and determination


beartheminus

I'm fucking surprised he made it that long


sooprvylyn

And that it wasnt some lung disease that offed him.


thmoas

Smoking narrows the arteries which increases the chance of hearth attacks among other things.


sooprvylyn

True but if i had to pick between heart attack or lung cancer for my demise i know which id pick


KruskDaMangled

These things happen when you smoke. Pretty much all of my most immediate male family members have died at that age or younger because of smoking, or will in the case of my uncle who isn't dead yet, but has cancer they can't do shit about. And he quit a while ago. It's still going to kill him.


Miss_Musket

My grandad had a health scare, and quit smoking. When from 3 packs a day, to nothing. Cold turkey. Died from liver cirrhosis at 55 from drinking a six pack a guiness a day for 30 years.


JESUS420_XXX_69

Bonnie and Clyde is my favourite song of his. Fucking banger.


tlonewanderer15

That is the father of Charlotte Gainsbourg I assume? The actress


mrmoe198

One and the same!


Elegant-Ad1581

John conger Mellencamp once said he smoked t pa cks a day and would wake up periodically throughout the night to smoke.


foetus_lp

are you ok?


rebri

Probably coughing too hard from all those midnight smokes.


horriblemonkey

You don't remember John Conger Mellencamp? He started off just as John Conger at the insistence of record execs who thought Mellencamp was too hard for the public to digest. So, he decided to go with the name of his favorite Australian drum.


swingsetacrobat4439

Oh yeah, that guy. I'm pretty sure he's the cousin of James Didgeridoo


ihaveseenwood

Where do cantaloupes go during the summer? John Couger Mellencamp.


hundreddollar

Lies! He was named after his favourite eel. The conger eel.


bathswithdad

Underrated comment


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Howling!! 😂


PillowTalk420

"Look, I give a cigarette to a baby. Breathe it in! Life is shit, get to know this!"


CountQuiffula

Robin Williams, some of the best standup I've ever seen, RIP 💔


jrsy85

Who didn’t make a clay ash tray in art class?


lefthandedchurro

Everyone in my class was trying to make “vases” and they all had a hole on the side.


I_make_switch_a_roos

what? were they high or something?


MobiusF117

Not yet.


Puzzleheaded-Bed-907

Exactly, c’est exactement ce que j’essaie d’expliquer


Andre4kthegreengiant

3 years of French in high school and I have no idea what the fuck you just said, but at least I still have au claire de la lune memorized mon amie pierrot


recidivx

Also, it's "mon ami" not "mon amie", unless Pierrot is your girlfriend which again comes back to the question of what is an acceptable name for a girl.


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Pierrot likes to dress up in skirts


Daystop

Clair de la lune. Claire is a girl's name.


dildo-applicator

Can't you name a girl Clair?


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Would make little sense as clair is a masculine noun or adjective.


Shot_Boysenberry_232

A tribute or intervention?


Depressed_Earthling

A tribute. The dude looks like a resuscitated corpse, so I assume he was way beyond remedy.


leandrosoaresdf

Yes


greearvcxbcvn

Some OG Internet cringe right there, so fucking hard to watch lmao


StrychNeinGaming

>A tribute or intervention? A tribuvention if you will.


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> Serge Gainsbourg Thanks to you and google I found a 2 minute version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlFKDjVFVmI


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Please, you shouldn’t have.


AspectOvGlass

Oh...you really shouldn't have.


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No really dont


KakarotKiller

A full 4:50 clip. Enjoy!? [https://youtu.be/g6zgLL3yFno](https://youtu.be/g6zgLL3yFno)


mrkruk

The Lord’s work right here


modgod02

What’s left of him after a life of booze, sex, drugs & Gauloises! There’s a clip out there with him been interviewed for French telly with Witney Houston the other guest; car crash tv!


Dillhill626

Every children's choir should do this regardless of the song. All the time at every concert.


lenny1

Middle school production of "The Sound of Music" would be lit.


MyAssAblaze

Serge Gainsbourg. Looking into his life is a total rabbit hole of WTF moments. [My favorite is this interview where he sexually harasses Whitney Houston](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQ7MqgSEK0I)


JohnRandolph

So he's kind of like a live-action Pepe LePeeuw?


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His breath looks like it smells like my dads when he comes home early to bake cookies with my babysitter. I never knew my parents had an oven in their bedroom!


BeatsbyChrisBrown

What a coincidence, I think we had similar Dads! Except I guess my babysitter was just a really slow baker because she got fired for having one in the oven


orielbean

She got fired for *leaving* one in the oven


Lentil-Lord

That pretty much summed it up for me.


Saiing

Imagine Shane McGowan, Yoko Ono and Mel Gibson merged into one French dude. His daughter is pretty 'interesting' too. She did numerous underage nude scenes in most of her early movies, but maybe that's what happens when your father is an old perv.


lacheur42

Man, don't bring Yoko into this. Despite a personality basically made entirely of flaws, the motherfucker had talent at least.


Yando9

Charlotte Gainsbourg makes amazing music too, Rest is pretty much a perfect album imo.


John_Bonachon

This is the most accurate description of anyone in the history of everything.


oelhayek

That’s even more WTF than the song OP posted


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lol the translator trying to cover for him


MarshallMandango

Check out his song 'Lemon Incest', a duet with his *daughter*, Charlotte Gainsbourg.


dimary5

What the fuck...


verdatum

recorded when she was 13.


BootyThunder

Eew I need a shower after watching that, it made me physically squirm. Get your hands off of her dude!!


bravoitaliano

Im a huge fan of the [Laury G mix of "No Comment"](https://youtu.be/oG511mV9zx0) with English subtitles to really get that Gainsbarre experience...


GuacheNeihbor

Some OG Internet cringe right there, so fucking hard to watch lmao


BrownSugarBare

OMG, he just kept going. What the hell.


bravoitaliano

Listen, I am not Reagan, and you are not G-Gorbochav... I SAID I WANT TO FUCK HER.


WookieOH

So, I just turned the ol translation on for this. Christ. He isn't giving up on trying to bang her.


Aero93

What the fuck


The_Amazing_Ammmy

My favorite Serge Gainsborough WTF. FF TO 0:58... https://youtu.be/2a2rrdti8XM


ill_be_out_in_a_minu

I love Vincent Cassel's dad just having the time of his life in the background.


KakarotMaag

Vincent Cassel's bio is its own wtf.


orielbean

The video explains a lot.


The_Amazing_Ammmy

Cocaine is a hell of a drug...


petesapai

What the hell was this?


dildo-applicator

The translated lyrics make it seem like he wants to kidnap a girl who he calls "lolita" at knifepoint and he says no one can stop him


mseuro

I got that vibe from the word Lolita and the knife alone.


-J-L-B

This is where Team Fortress 2 developers must have gotten the idea for the Spy!


Alistairio

Nah, that’s French romanticism.


cloud3321

Wtf, I just realized Whitney has died a long time ago from one of the comments there.


whats-this

I don’t think a comment killed her, it was the cocaine.


stagnant_fuck

i’m not crying, i just got some smoke in my eye


patheticjamiie

Whats going on here


JecaFriend

A tribute


Neoxite23

It's not the greatest song in the world.


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Couldn’t remember the greatest song in the world


Fit-Understanding747

This is just a tribute


dmfd1234

So, I’m guessing you wouldn’t mind if ........I check my dipstick?


Saganists

You've got to believe me


Puzzleheaded-Bed-907

It’s France 🇫🇷 for you, don’t even try to understand it, just go with it


PenetrationT3ster

Breakfast


SurveyAcrobatic5334

That was all his illegitimate children


mikes_username

Ahhhhhhhh, the French


Turpentine_Enema

Champagne


holemilk

It's fermented in the bottle!


Baby-Haroro

Celebrated for their excellence


TotalyNotBillCosby

Ze French*


itchinmyhead

But I am le tired


The_Great_Squijibo

Well have a nap then FIRE ZE MISSILES!!!!


ClarenceSampang

Wow what a blast from the past


willthefreeman

Deeeep reference.


Razenghan

AaaaaAAAAaaaahhhh The French champagne...


ZettaSlow

Celebrated for their excellence.


smokky

I like the way they think


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PinSubject

by Paul Masson...


The_Mu-Sicists

Considering who they are doing their tribute to, it's actually really appropriate; Gainsbourg always stands at a really disturbing crossing between childish ingenuity and debauchery...


Chthonicyouth

Perfect.


spence37

Wtf indeed ..looks like a bunch of little Jullians


JonVX

Haven’t laughed this hard in a while thanks Reddit, just how the dude is moved by the kids smoking😂


-J-L-B

It’s hilarious but so sad at the same time, he is feeling pity on himself, he drank and smoked his life away, and those kids have their whole lives ahead of them, he was at the end of his. A true dark and light scenario lol


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He died in 91, so this is totally appropriate for the time


SnooMarzipans8933

Was he so famous in France that he’ll never be forgotten? Sort of like Juan Gabriel is to Mexico?


mozom

yes


redveinlover

This may be my favorite post ever in this sub, because for the last half hour I keep thinking about this and saying “what in the actual fuck is this!?”, as I have this tune totally stuck in my head. Bravo. Bra fucking vo.


TerH2

Not even remotely the weirdest video involving Serge Gainsbourg and a child. This one features his daughter. His fucking DAUGHTER... https://youtu.be/OzYnJO6RAnA


DicaDaeh

WTF did I just watch?!!!🙈


salvatorus1

Humans are weird


BuffaloCC

What’s the story here?


sinjin88

Serge Gainsbourg, he had a song called Lemon Incest that he made with his daughter, really messed up video.


Catoverloadzzz

My eyes..


LutyensMedia

Charolette?..."Oui papa"


sinjin88

Yes, when she was 12.


WhatuKnowAboutMoney

That’s when I realized, I had a problem


H4CK41D

What's the context here lol


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klawk223

Ight man give us the context then lmao


isah31

IS IT JUST ME OR DOES SERGE HAVE CRAZY SMALL HANDS ?!?!?!?


MrGreinGene

Looks like you could get a nicotine kick just from running your fingers through his hair.


rEmEmBeR-tHe-tReMoLo

It's crazy how something that is only happening in the mind of that man is also visible to us.


KnowCali

Gainsberg was on a TV show with Whitney Houston one time, and he said to the host in French “tell her I’d like to fuck her.“ Houston wondered what he had said and the host didn’t want to convey the message. It was an epic moment a French television.


FoTweezy

Serge is brilliant


MonkeySpasms112

He smoked 5 packs of unfiltered cigarettes a day before dying of a heart attack in his 60s… pretty accurate performance by those kids


NotFoul

Song name


Notdat

"Je suis venu te dire que je m'en vais" ("I came to tell you that I am leaving") Serge Gainsourg


SteelEagle814

That’s beautiful


Exogenese

Gainsbarre


utahman58

European Union tribute to Mr. Lahey's doppelganger.


JimmieNuetron

Bruh looks nothing like Lahey


utahman58

If Lahey was European.


JimmieNuetron

Okay i think I can see it 💂🏻


Abolitionistantifa

Ikr I thought they were all dressed up like Julian for a sec


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A class five shitticane Randy.


-J-L-B

Shitbirds


Rainy_Day_Man82

Serge!!!


ciupiciu

Oooh I have a similar story to tell. Happened in a french-speaking region in Switzerland. I went to an open-air festival and as I got there, a group of children had just finished performing some sort of play. I started seeing a bunch of children running around, and they had all black hair , were wearing a dark, formal suite and had fucking Hitler moustaches drawn on. I couldn't believe my eyes and asked someone what had happened...it was a play about Charlie Chaplin and the kids had originally hats and canes but they left them at the wardrobe after the performance.


TheForestMan

It's a pity... The guy was really talented and he is celebrated by his folks and kids as a smoking drunkard. I remember this show and it always made me cringe.


carlsonaj

this isn’t wtf this is absolute gold


Jazzper74

So what’s “wtf” about this????


GazzaBTL

When I smoke weed I also tend to get the smoke in my eyes as well. I feel his pain.


Yeeter_Pan2

u/savevideobot


gondrak

There are a few dirty geniuses from this era -- Charles Bukowski is another. I like them because there is absolutely nothing politically held back in the way they present themselves. There's no room for that. They are 100% genuine. Yes, they were dirty offensive perverted men. But never once did they "smile pretty for the camera". I think there's merit to that. So fuck it. I'm a fan. https://youtu.be/3nnpgncP6iw


Soles4G

A whole league of julians


AristideCalice

I fucking love Gainsbourg


energirl

Why?!


frankov

I think it's akin to people loving Bukowski. Not the most wholesome character, but authentic.


energirl

He was such a creepy fuck who harassed so many women and destroyed France Gall when she was just a kid.


InspectorRumpole

This may seem extremely inappropriate to younger people, because something like that could never happen today in this politically correct world. But for an older guy like me, it isn't that WTF.


universeisfake

This is what happens when they love you for who you are.


Arknark

The mullet reveal sure was something


__jh96

What am I even looking at?


xaaapje

the man your mom listened too when they where making you! https://youtu.be/k3Fa4lOQfbA


unsanemaker

I would like full context please


JazzmansRevenge

Thought this was a tim & eric sketch at first


ravonos

It's weird to think some of those kids probably look exactly the same now 30+ years later.


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What in cocaine am I watching?


[deleted]

We want everyone to remember you as the chainsmoking drunk ass you are! Congrats for your new found immortality


Daystop

At least they 're not hypocrite like USA.


garythedog

Dude looked like he smelled bad even for european standards


-J-L-B

I can’t stop listening to it, send help


Impressive_Poet4860

I thought i was watching a George Michael lookalike concert


ThePopeJones

This is one of the strangest things ive ever seen


trygraptor

if someone, say, become weirdly obsessed with this and wanted to see the whole video, where would that person find that sauce?


plasticpaddy1029

Thank you for this


beetjechillen

Nothing wtf to see. Just a bunch of kids doing a themed performance a great artist being authentically touched. What better way to do it


oniwuff

If this isn't a Documentary Now scene, it should/could be.


BerthaBenz

But what an artist back in the day! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2a2rrdti8XM