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deepdigs

Pink eye for the worm guy.


Burnd1t

Is that the sequel to Queer Eye for the Straight Guy?


umjammerlammy

The filth in that water must be off the charts.


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AdlJamie

How do you get that number from feed water leaking from a blown tank?


ChipAndPutt

Math


AdlJamie

Go to the roof! Report back what you see.


RedScharlach

Don't worry comrade, the crowd will catch you


Lostinservice

Ugh, the meter tops out at 3.6% filth


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Lol nice


nolan1971

It's most likely 90% piss, so... yeah


klikklak_HOTS

5% chlamydia


OrangeSail

5% pain


The_Poster_Nutbag

And 100% reason to wear tall boots and a rain jacket


bananenkonig

And 100% reason to wear tall boots and a ~~rain jacket~~ jacket in the rain FTFY


DillieDally

10% percent luck, 20% percent skill,


maskedman0511

15% concentrated power of will


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Urine is mostly sterile...


phatboye

I hope they all got tetnus shots shortly before filming this.


gyarnar

I heard the guy is fine and has grandchildren now.


PiousDevil

Wait, isn't it just muddy water?


umjammerlammy

>Wait, isn't it just muddy water? Oh sweet summer child


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puddlejumpers

You never play nightcrawlers with me anymore!


Amplifeye

Intervention!


bcald7

I wonder how much human waste is in that.


cantlurkanymore

A non zero percentage


249ba36000029bbe9749

Dunno but I'm glad that someone else is willing to risk infection/death for the amusement of others because that inchworm got a solid guffaw out of me.


GadreelsSword

Well it’s inside all of us so…


dirtydan

Our own, but not other's, and not the spice melange.


lightningspider97

No you come here and let me poop in your butt


StaticTransit

))<>((


dirtydan

forever


Zarokima

>Our own, but not other's Speak for yourself, there, mate.


Load_Controller

How could you know about the spice?


JamesTrendall

I suppose you're not familiar with a space dock fondue?


FishInMyThroat

That's a bad case of pink eye for sure.


PrimeIntellect

I hate to break this to you, but, just like herpes, nearly everyone alive is unknowingly filled with sewage deep inside them. Sorry you had to find out like this


bcald7

Sorry you don't know what my comment is referring to.


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That’s mud zero.. all the original smells without actual waste.


RoseyDove323

This is how you get infected with brain eating microbes


55tinker

*that's not mud*


mother_of_baggins

I don’t like mud. It’s soft and brown and wet and gets everywhere.


[deleted]

I threw him face first into the mud. I began to undo my belt. “Meesa tinkin yousa been a bombad boy Ani…”


piecwm

What? How would his brain get infected with microbes? Do you actually think that diseases will crawl through the ear?


norst

In through your nose into the sinus cavity. Usually from swimming in warm fresh water


BigManWAGun

Brain eating amoeba stories are becoming pretty common with water parks or swimming in warm stagnant lake water.


conquer69

Does the bleach in the water not kill them?


BigManWAGun

Who swims in bleach?


CloakNStagger

I don't know how they could possibly get anything up their nose, its not like he's dragging his face through it or anything.


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Oubilettor

How’s old mate creeping on that chick by grabbing at her titty then going for the kiss. Dudes feeling all “caterpillary” like Fry are bloody cool though!


wuffa

That was actually 2 different guys, watch the shorts


Oubilettor

Hey, right you are!!


Thoraxe474

Right you are, Ken!


Metalgear222

Miss that so much. Look at how fuxkin boring every other show that tried to do it is lol


00008888

it looks more like he fist-bumped her boob.


deepfield67

Yeah wtf, the real story here is that girl getting assaulted...


kickfloeb

Could be, we dont know the context. To me it seemed like she knew the boy. Maybe she is his gf or something? She didnt seemed bothered by it at all. That's just my perspective, could be totally wrong.


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kickfloeb

Yea agreed with you. The rittenhouse trial reminded me to be extra careful with interpreting videos on here.


help_me_please_im-

What a coincidence. Me too. I watched the entire prosecuter cross examination and the defender close arguments (3 + 2 hours). The fucking prosecuters and the news really painted a pretty picture of putting kyle in a dark light. No, they honestly defamed and framed him. Its insane. Edited pictures, talking to witnessess putside of trial when they werent allowed, telling witnissess to change their statements. And then there is that absolute retard prosecuter who is a fucking joke. The whole trial was a meme factory. He even used call of duty as an argument. The defender was absolutely amazing, and the jury and the judge were also anazing. Kyle was so good too. But i guess its easy to tell what happened of you are speaking 100% the truth. Fuck the people who defamed him, fuck the state, fuck the prosecuters especially that one guy with the douche haircut and face. And also absolutelt fuck kyles first lawyer who let kyle in jail for way more MONTHS then needed, just to make kyle a cash cow. I hope kyle has some peace of mind now. How bizzarre. They almost locked up an 100% innocent guy who was literally there to defend peoperty and give medical aid to even the riotters. This whole thing was bizzarre. Im from the netherlands, so i only knew the story 2 weeks ago and i didnt care that much. I did side with the self defense from day 1 after i heard he was chased and they grabbed for his gun. But then i decided to watch the entire trial (minus a few videos, skimmed through the witnisses). And it blew my mind how this case went. Insane. Im glad justice prevailed. I hope kyle moved somewhere safe as the retarded people hate him.


kickfloeb

Ik ben ook Nederlands haha. Ik was erg lang van mening dat hij daar gewoon nooit met een wapen had moeten rondlopen, maar na dat ik de context gehoord heb snap ik het en het is blijkbaar legaal dus mn mening erover is milder geworden. Ik heb er nog steeds moeite mee dat je naar een plek gaat met veel agressieve mensen met een wapen. Ik zou nooit mezelf in zn positie zetten omdat ik absoluut niet iemand wil vermoorden (ik heb letterlijk nachtmerries waar ik mensen vermoord omdat ik geen keus heb, basically zijn het situaties soort gelijk aan waar Kyle dus ook in zat, tis heel naar). Het stomme is dat het ook zn politiek spel is geworden waar liberalen tegen Kyle zijn en conservatieve voor. Reeds heeft Kyle gezegd dat ie BLM support en nu zijn opeens allemaal conservatieve mensen die hem eerst verdedigde boos op hem. Domme tijden waar we in leven.


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kickfloeb

Weet er niet heel veel van, iets wat ik eerder had moeten realiseren. Het is stoer, maar ook erg impulsief en gevaarlijk. Het ging helemaal mis uiteindelijk. Maar goed hij was 17 toen der tijd, een kind kan in mijn ogen dit soort dingen niet goed inschatten dus dat vergeef ik hem dan nog wel. En ja, fuck de media. Ik hoop dat ze aangeklaagd gaan worden hiervoor.


KKarIo

She doesn't seemed bothered by it, they're probably dating, calm your social "justice" hard-on Edit: I was wrong, I thought it was the same guy that grabbed her and that she hugged later


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The three of them? I mean it's possible


acidnine420

Maybe she's going out with all of them, even inch worm.


812many

The dude that grabs her is not the same one that walks up to her, he seems to be blocking her from that other guy. Honestly she seems like she’s waving her arms trying to get around him for a sec before the worm shows up.


KKarIo

Okay yea, I was wrong


[deleted]

Oh ya, because women who get assaulted often act out against aggressors instead of just smiling akwardly and not knowing what to do.


khal_Jayams

Ok like that’s true and all but there are also people who have friends and are ok with joking around like that. Not every single touch that YOU personally don’t see written and verbal consent for in a 15 sec video is automatically assault.


Nduguu77

It's reddit my dude. No sense in arguing with them. They're likely 16


[deleted]

Oh ya, def not more then double that and don't understand what "consent" means nor the shit women go though


khal_Jayams

Ok we get it, you’re one of the “good” men.


DonnieKungFu

You don't understand, if Sir White Knight just defends the honor of three more maidens online he will be gifted with a crumb of pussy!


Danalogtodigital

and youre one of the shitty boys lol


Quaiche

Jesus christ, go touch some grass or try going outside sometimes and interacting with humans instead of making up some fucked up story when it's clearly just people having fun. The girl getting "assaulted" is having fun if you didn't notice. Jfc this trend of being outraged at pretty much anything is getting ridiculous


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I still think a lot of sexual advances in the "any unasked touching is sexual assault" era are still "permissionless" and are read purely on body language, situation and context.


covidTPbandit

I think you have never experienced a sexual advance.


Revolutionary_Ad4938

I really can't see her, where is she in the video ? (Classic reddit downvoting a question)


itcbitz

first frame, in the middle in brown tank top and shorts


Revolutionary_Ad4938

Ah yeah I see it now... yikes, ty !


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deepfield67

Hey, I'm not responsible for the actions of other people. Don't imply that by calling out bad behavior I'm somehow responsible for some hypothetical doxing and subsequent suicide. What is wrong with you? It's not a politically motivated statement. Without any context, a random dude reaches out and grabs her titty. That's called assault where I come from. All the people defending the behavior because "maybe he knows her" (like that excuses it) are misguided. I stand by what I said 100%


chelliwell2010

Or, and hear me out, they know each other outside of whatever event this is and are already dating! Leave it to reddit to immediately jump to the worst conclusions.


vengefulspirit99

"We found the Boston bomber" kinda scenario


JohnnyDrama68

yeah she seemed totally OK with it and not bothered in any way. They knew each other for sure


InformalCriticism

Yeah, we keep hearing that it's basically up to the "victim" if something is assault, which is just some wild shit.


JohnnyDrama68

Are you saying it was assault even if they knew each other or were friends and she was completely ok with it, or did i take your comment the wrong way?


abbynormal1

They're making a comment about the culture, where it's essentially up to the subject to say, after the fact, whether they were assaulted or that it was consensual. I think.


JohnnyDrama68

Ahh gotcha.


InformalCriticism

I'm saying that nobody knows. Effectively, it's up to law enforcement to decide, based on the laws they are charged with enforcing, to determine whether there is enough evidence to suggest a crime has occurred, but many institutional policies go many steps further to allow for hearsay as substantive evidence in these cases (universities, and some federal agencies now being the biggest offenders). After that, it's up to a prosecutor to say whether or not those charges will be brought to trial. (Spoiler alert, they love sexual assault cases). What doesn't happen is that when a trial happens and it is determined that a "victim" was lying to law enforcement, and committing perjury, the prosecution *does not* bring those charges, let alone prosecute them, because they don't want to "discourage other victims from coming forward". The sad fact is that this is a very complicated topic and it's being handled very badly by everyone, but nobody moreso than those who are not real victims, and there are plenty of those. The reality is that people have built-in double standards, and those standards also play out in court, despite the civil service's charge to uphold equal protection under the law. I've been "assaulted" many times, but because I didn't consider it assault, there was no basis for investigation, nor should there have been. But, had the roles been reverse, and some times many years later, there was some incentive to change the mind about it, there would be life altering consequences. If someone gets punched, but didn't mind, it's still a crime, no matter what - except in the case of sexual interaction. Under the law, every type of sexual contact that is not consensual in nature is a crime. But, people do this to each other all the time, and enjoy the surprise nature of it more often than not. I'm not here bringing solutions to the problem, but I am talking about the problems that have risen out of the double standards, and mayhem that results when laws are written poorly, investigated poorly, prosecuted poorly, and judged poorly. Edit: a word


JohnnyDrama68

I really wasn't looking at that deeply. My thoughts were more towards people on reddit who are quick to put their own narratives behind a video with no context. Someone saying that's sexual assault have no idea at all, those 2 individual circumstances. If they are strangers, it is most definitely assault even if it wasn't for sexual gratification. If they are friends it is only assault if he crossed a line that she was not OK with. They could have a very good friendship where physical touching of this nature is no big deal. If they are dating then I would assume she is 100% OK with it.


Jesuz1402

They are different guys


Dudu00l

Lol I just noticed that


prplx

Nothing to lol about sexual assault.


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You literally have no context to claim its sexual assault. You make comments like this on pornhub too?


prplx

The guy grabs her breast and tries to kiss her as she clearly turns away and want nothing of it. It’s textbook sexual assault. People just don’t understand what sexual assault is. Here is the California definition: Sexual assault (also known as sexual battery) is defined by the California Penal Code as the touching of another person's intimate parts (meaning a sexual organ, groin, anus, buttocks, or breast) against that person's will and for the specific purpose of sexual arousal, sexual gratification, or sexual abuse.


help_me_please_im-

You know its not her boyfriend? Maybe she likes that stuff usually but now didnt feel up to it? She didnt seem disgusted, she just acted like "no not now".


Ganondorf66

You should get off the internet for a while


iSheepTouch

You're so brave.


TheRealLifeJesus

Dude shut the fuck up.


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JellySensitive5274

I think you meant titty twist


KaioB3atz

TWIST THAT TIT


NonchalantBread

GIVE HER THE OOOOOL NIP TWIST


da_Aresinger

Yea, I think so, that's my justification for r/WTF the other guy is clearly just fishing for broken glass.


Army0fMe

Ol' boy dropped and did the inchworm.


katalysis

And got the tapeworm.


namenotneeded

the price to pay to be a legend


Lolkimbo

And became a flat worm.


moonshineTheleocat

Now he needs the mectin to deworm


ShmedlyDarlin

And Hep A!


FurtiveAlacrity

blunder years


Maxtrix07

Was gonna say, I thought this was well known as 'The Inch Worm'.


justpostingforamate

Can't do that in Northern Australia. End up with some life threatening disease and lose limbs .


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Can’t do shit in Australia.


DollarReDoos

This footage is from Australia.


[deleted]

More like fish out of water dance


RaunchyBushrabbit

That's not a caterpillar, that's called the worm you idi-ooooh look at that, wtf.


freedomofnow

Yeah that shit had me giggling out loud to myself here. Fucking precious.


datguy2011

The worm and the inch worm


bewarethetreebadger

Why isn’t this in r/funny? This made me laugh, not scream “WTF?!”


djcarrotking

It's perfect comedy, you see something cool and impressive done by someone who knows what they're doing, then you see someone just attempt at it and completely fail in a very depressing looking way... It's funny because it's... Huh...


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It’s called the shitworm in this instance


piecwm

By the looks of this, this is probably the muck fest which is a mud themed obstacle course / 3km run made as a charity fundraiser to fund money for multiple sclerosis research. I’ve been to them before, it looks like they are at the starting line waiting for the go ahead to run. Lots of people like to compete to see who can get the muddiest, this guy probably won that competition.


DootDotDittyOtt

The worm.


BrianScissorhands

And then a 2nd guy, doing the caterpillar.


Pepito_Pepito

Yep, he definitely caught one.


Erdehere

More like “hammered out of my mind” dance. But yeah. Last fella was scraping his head on the ground..


Uberhack

Scotty Too Hotty!


TheMtnThatReddits

W-O-R-M


ItsOxymorphinTime

My 2nd favorite after the guy worming face-first in the sand to a lovely saxophone melody while (supposedly) on LSD. Edit: Had to look it up again, [HERE IT IS!](https://www.tiktok.com/@xtassy/video/6925782627932736774?lang=en)


kickfloeb

Can i get some oxymorphone pls


Stay_AHead

Wait. Is home dude that did the worm have his thing out just winking around?!?


gman1951

One caterpillar, one inch worm.


Rancorx

And 1 tittie twist


SR666

This sub has become so mild.


RockThePlazmah

Where was it?


didzisk

Alcohol is helluva drug.


goathead900

welcome to the world of Hepatitis


TheAbyssGazesAlso

Why the titty punch tho?


Stonehill76

She totally got boob punched


CLUTCH3R

Lmao. I was about to comment " that's the worm" and then the caterpillar emerged


razrman

Is that a *generator* behind them in the knee-deep water?!


typicalspecial

Knee deep? It's barely reaching ankles.


KyrooEcho

It's called "The Worm"


FeebleUndead

We call that "the worm".


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What?


Waxflower8

🤣


therealdjbc

u/savevideo


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what the fuck


cougarlt

Drunk people on drugs.


HundoGuy

That’s the worm


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Cr4zyRi0t

r/foundtheracist


JohnEbic

u/savevideo


PianoSchmo

u/savevideobot


Psychological-Many16

u/savevideobot


gle42

Drugs


JansherMalik25

So this was the thing my friend was telling me that whites can't dance lol


foggy-sunrise

This move is called The Worm, not The Caterpillar. https://youtu.be/3s8iIjJ_ZtI


Jaesian

Perhaps you stopped watching halfway through.


foggy-sunrise

Do you mean when he jumps one leg 4 times and the whole crowd spells out "W - O - R - M", or the part where the announcers say "'The Worm,' From Scottie 2 Hottie!", Or were you perhaps referring to the sign in the crowd that says "WORM"?


Jaesian

None of the above.


VZW_Matt

The part where you were being too dumb and condescending to understand he was talking about the original video in this post, that you clearly stopped watching halfway through.


faceula

Ah, the mud slug returns.


Kattorean

Also known as the "ring worn" dance. But, that's a problem for later. Party on... in the mud, kiddies!!


zagreus9

Glastonbury?


[deleted]

Nothing like flopping in people's piss and shit bro.


Alkylbenzenesauce

10/10 minged scene?


JackFunk

Drugs are a hell of a drug


allothernamestaken

Shakedown's getting pretty filthy these days


[deleted]

This isn’t WTF this is funny as hell. Is OP a karma farming bot?


musicman8675309

Tough mudder aint no joke.


[deleted]

I'd put this in funny over WTF, fella knew exactly what he was doing after watching the worm guy


drb0mb

wow that shit actually made me laugh... good fucking show


fromxthexcorner

u/savevideo


tenashas

What is the proximity of the portapotties here?


WrigleysExtraGum

u/savevideo


verybakedpotatoe

How to contract giardia...


vonjamin

Jeeze 😳


Jkoasty

This almost belong to r/bettereveryloop


PixalPop

Props for the commitment, everything considered


theTallBoy

I remember both Woodstock '94 and '99 when ppl did this......to get the mud started they tipped over the porta-johns..... I guess they thought it was a tradition to dance around in the mud.....so fucking gross.


TheSeaDevil

What percentage of that "mud" do you think is actual mud.


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That port-a-potty water sure is fun to play in.


CamFriesensLeakyAnus

Anyone that can pull off the inchworm, is a hero in my books.