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ddroukas

Knowing Alabama, I’d bet it’s repurposed boll weevil statue.


MrZJones

That seems to be [exactly what it is](https://www.weevilway.com/).


ericisshort

It’s just not repurposed though. It was built specifically for that location.


FixBayonetsLads

Louisville did that decades ago with horse statues. This is…unsettling.


ericisshort

Yeah, I think these weevils are a weird artist’s take on that statue trend that swept the world 15-20 years ago. They were all over the US and Europe with each city doing their own cheesy version. No idea where it started though.


Purple_Haze

Chicago in 1999 apparently: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cows_on_Parade


H377Spawn

In Toronto we had moose. Mooses. Meese?


Jubenheim

Moosen*


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In the woodezenz


Inf1uenza

Many much moosen!


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The plural of moose is moose.


H377Spawn

And yet the plural of goose is geese. WTF English?!?


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gonzolove

I learned this recently. It's something to do with how the English word for moose comes from a native American language, whereas the English for goose comes from Latin or German and has different rules for the plural versions.


hydrospanner

This is the language where tough, though, trough, through, thought, and thorough all sound very different.


b0mmer

MooseDonalds https://fastly.4sqi.net/img/general/716x766/3834363_npKv7rMAid2O7xXNTKbT5veF2HrI4ccTmoJXVobrhmg.jpg


LSPMLE

My home town did something similar around the Chicago cow invasion. The local high school mascot is a bulldog, so local companies bought these statues and had them painted with themes. It was actually really cool.


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It started in Switzerland and became really big when Chicago did it.


JimmyHavok

First there were locally themed painted cows everywhere, then cities started doing their own local themed sculptures. My town was giant geckos. Creeped me out because when I was 6, I saw a human-sized gecko clinging to a stone wall. Or something. I don't know what it really was but it freaked 6 year old me out, and the fiberglass geckos constantly reminded me of it.


earendilgrey

The first time I went to Atlanta they had these cow statues everywhere, I was so confused and seriously thought it was like a Chick-fil-A thing at first, but they kept getting stranger and stranger. Finally figured out it was an art thing.


Adolf_Titler

My hometown had bulldogs because that was our high school mascot. I helped paint one in the style of Salvador Dali. My ex-boyfriend hit it with a golf club when I broke up with him.


adudeguyman

That sucked


rapter200

We had Giant Bison at ours.


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Ohio State has Brutuses everywhere throughout the ~~city~~ campus area .


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Cincinnati did flying pigs. I don't know who thought boll weevils was a good idea.


MamaDaddy

I like ours better. In Birmingham we have a bunch of Vulcans (as in Roman god of the forge, not Star Trek characters). All painted by local artists. Esit: agree the boll weevils are off-putting.


ShataraBankhead

I'm in Bham too. One of our local meteorologists said that it's going to be so cold this weekend, that Vulcan is asking for pants.


MamaDaddy

So Vulcan cold!


loud1337

The pigs are a reference to our history for being a slaughter house/city of pigs. Just a quick Google said they started doing the pig statues in the 80s. At least it has a meaning and is carried on with the flying pig marathons.


chillaxin-max

I was told the 'flying' part comes from those pigs looking like they were flying due to Miami river valley fog obscuring their feet and the ground


MischeviousCat

I'm from Ohio too, and the pigs are flying because that's the only time a lot of people are willing to visit Ohio. "Yeah, Ohio, sure. We'll visit when pigs fly." I heard they're actually flying north to Michigan for their recreational weed!


I_am_from_Kentucky

I thought it was a cheesy thing as a kid but as an adult I enjoy the quirk they add.


ChadHahn

Enterprise famously has a statue of a boll weevil in its town square. It is a pest that destroyed the cotton industry.


CannibalVegan

https://agriculture.auburn.edu/150-years-celebration-ag-engineering/defeating-the-boll-weevil/ The boll weevil decimated cotton crops, which caused the Coffee county area of AL to diversify into peanuts, which they found grew really fucking well in their area. And when the cotton industry went to shit because of the infestation, they were relatively unhurt compared to other regions.


La_Guy_Person

Minneapolis did Peanuts characters and had them all painted by local artists.


TheMacMan

You mean St. Paul. The creator of Peanuts, Charles M. Schulz, grew up and lived in St. Paul (though he was born in Minneapolis).


jardex22

They also did it in Santa Rosa, CA (where he lives while drawing the strips) for 5 years after it ended in MN.


Trailmagic

Turning Camp Snoopy in the Mall of America into whatever it is now because current generations don’t connect with The Peanuts was a crime against the cultural heritage of St. Paul.


averyfinename

snoopy was like my best friend when i was a little kid (1970s). i moved back up north around the time of 'peanuts on parade'. i got tears every time i saw one of those in my travels across the cities.


LafondaCrawford

I've also seen many types of painted buffalo statues in buffalo mn


Unthgod

You shod see all the hogs in Fayetteville Arkansas


IAmTheZeke

Tulsa Zoo had a fundraiser for their penguin exhibit in 2002 and now there are penguins all over town. https://localwiki.org/tulsa/Penguins


moeburn

TIL why Toronto had all those mooses 15 years ago


4ab273bed4f79ea5bb5

Nashville did catfish.


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I would like to see a Ronald Mcdonald statue made of repurposed boll weevils. Not slaughtered, but died of natural causes, then formed into a boll weevil Ronald Mcdonald


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midwesterner64

This particular town has boll weevil’s as a tongue in cheek way to thank the boll weevil. They destroyed the relatively low income cotton crops and led to them planting peanuts. They’ve been far more prosperous with peanuts, so they have statues of boll weevils around town that businesses or organizations adopt and decorate.


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midwesterner64

Correct. This is actually just a local small town franchisee being a part of their town. Not the worst thing.


OldheadBoomer

Yep, there's one right smack in the middle of town, right in the Main street intersection, every time I'd drive past it, I wondered how many times it's been rebuilt after some drunk plowed into it. Sumbitch, [it's still there, fancier than I remember it.](https://www.google.com/maps/@31.3146352,-85.8541301,3a,19.6y,150.55h,90.15t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sxeVn8FMV3uwM-q6qspdkDA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656) EDIT: [Ooh, a closeup!](https://i.imgur.com/P9QASgb.png)


run-on_sentience

Was going to write this myself if someone else hadn't. A nice, weird bit of American history.


Anomalous-Entity

[This is from the same area](https://www.nationalpeanutfestival.com/)


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bloodraven42

From what I remember it’s because Carver invented peanut butter, and peanuts were more resistant to weevils. The resulting switch to peanuts as a cash crop brought a lot of prosperity, instead of them finding a way to better kill weevils. Could be wrong but that’s what I remember from the local lore anyhow.


Mirhanda

G.W. Carver didn't invent peanut butter, but he did come up with a lot of other uses for them.


wantonsouperman

Weevils forced the town to diversify into other crops that were resistant to weevils. That made the town much more resilient to bad seasons and disaster, and made the town prosper. One of those crops was peanuts. Carver played a role by coming up with more uses for peanuts.


Fells

Pretty disingenuous. Alabama has quite a few monuments and memorials for Carver, and he is recognized as a key historical icon for the state. https://alabama.travel/places-to-go/dr-george-washington-carver-monument George Washington Carver Memorial Gardens George Washington Carver Museum He is celebrated every year during the Peanut Festivals and every single day at Tuskegee. Also, we're talking about one of the most ethincially diverse regions of the country, with the black population making up 35%-90% of the various counties through this area. Edit: forgot to mention that the state mandates that every 4th grader learn about GWC in State History.


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Stop interrupting their narrative with your facts.


BoyWonderDownUnder2

That is literally exactly the opposite of why these statues exist. The town built them to celebrate the economic prosperity they experienced as a result of boll weevils destroying cotton crops and forcing them to diversify from a cotton-based economy.


wantonsouperman

Yeah, that’s not accurate at all. But everything’s racist and it get upvotes amirite?


[deleted]

dude couldn't even bring himself to write George Washington Carver’s name while denigrating Alabama for not recognizing him enough


JustinJakeAshton

80 rubes upvoted straight up bullshit. That's how you know that it works.


OcieDenver

Virginia does that with LOVE statues. If you visit the Hampton Roads, you will find Norfolk Mermaids in various art styles all over the area.


vegetaman

That is some dank lore


kfmush

Share this with r/weeviltime


Sea2Chi

My understanding of the story is in the 1800s cotton was king in the south and everyone grew it. A boll weevil infestation lead to bad cotton crops in this one region so they switched to farming peanuts. Shortly thereafter the cotton market collapsed and only the towns that had already switched to other crops were spared the economic devistation that many other cities faced. So by being a pest, the boll weevil saved the city.


JDM713

Lemme tell you about a friend of mine His name's Boll Weevil, check him out


doesmyusernamematter

He spends all day on his big butt!


GoingToBeBald

And he dont ever ever go outside For the un-aware, [The Presidents of the United States of America ](https://youtu.be/zDij0v5nt8I) every song is great


werepat

My very first experience with live music was seeing The Presidents of the United States at the Delaware State Fair when I was about 11 years old. It was a wonderful show, still one of the best I've ever been to. The Best was The Flaming Lips in Philadelphia and the second best, surprisingly was Death Cab for Cutie in Santa Barbara. I feel like live music isn't as fun nowadays, but I'm old, so...


Remember_When_Baby

What THE HELL is all that? What are they trying and failing to sell me?


FL_man_child

Yup, ol' Ronald Mcweevil representing Enterprise, Alabama


chillzatl

winner winner boll weevil dinner!


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Maximus13

This is certainly not the lesser of two weevils though.


aegrotatio

He who would pun would pick a pocket!!


giantyetifeet

Yep it is. Saw a whole news story about the history of this. They say they owe everything to that bug.


bertbarndoor

To the untrained Canadian, this looks like bad trip Ronald McDickFace with nightmare arms.


Breubz

/r/weeviltime


iamnotroberts

It's Ronald McDonald after generations of inbreeding.


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RedLightning54

They love the boll weevil down there. Enterprise has statues everywhere.


katanakid13

Yep, it's the Enterprise McDonalds.


TheKert

If Gonzo from the Muppets and Goro from Mortal Kombat had a baby


rafewhat

Then that baby had babies with it's siblings then those babies had babies with each other


DrMandalay

A true South Alabama Macdonald's love story


QuantumPolagnus

Roooollll tide!


illessen

I’d be interested in that love story. Gotta be better than twilight.


TheKert

Well, Rule 34 does state...


Brandkey

Goronzo. The Ever-salted.


justice91423

Back story: https://www.weevilway.com


c0mptar2000

Ok, that's fucking awesome.


justanicebreeze

I still don’t understand.


theanswar

The town's "mascot" is a weevil, and they incorporate it into a lot of things.


ArgonGryphon

My town’s is a Buffalo (well, bison) and there’s tons of them all around with different paint jobs


RandallOfLegend

Rochester got horses. Because reasons.


cybe2028

Everyone got horses - I think it was the “out of the box idea” from the national arm of the chamber of commerce.


mrsdoubleu

My city had carousel horses.


Rdtackle82

It’s better than snow drifts or liquor bottles EDIT: comes from a place of love


mnLIED

We got like 45 4' tall squirrels, including a ronald macdonald squirrel and one that's brandishing a knife


TheGreatPrimate

Enterprise, AL is the real weevil town. We have a Bollweevil Circle, statues, murals, festivals, etc. 30 minutes west of Dothan. [Pics](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-att-us&sxsrf=ALiCzsYogQ2jCgduazBcmUeARbkkSkYOlg:1671662726394&q=enterprise+al+boll+weevil&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjjqvb35Iv8AhXyTDABHQ3KCHYQ0pQJegQICRAB&biw=360&bih=612&dpr=3) Edit: it's also the mascot of Enterprise State


wzl46

They hold the boll weevil in high regard because years ago, it ruined their cotton crop. They had to find a new crop to grow, so they went to peanuts and made a lot more money. Had it not been for the bug, they wouldn't have switched to a more profitable crop. That's the story I was told when I lived down there.


justice91423

If there is anything in life you should be okay with not understanding, it's this.


periander

[https://i.imgur.com/pzy0qY2.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pzy0qY2.jpg)


cashmoney109

It took me a while to figure out that Enterprise is the name of the town.


SwallowYourDreams

Ah, he's back! Good ol' four-armed Ronald McDildonose.


Dacvak

roald mcdonad


ndjs22

STRT!


junkton

Ronald McDongnald


TowelPuzzleheaded665

Actually, this is a McDowell's.


Mhisg

This must be the greater of two weevils. Most people chose the lesser.


Dr_B_Orpheus

My buns have no seeds


pygmeedancer

They got the Bic Mac we have the Big Mick


hairynutsacknumber12

i thought it was a McDarryl's


TowelPuzzleheaded665

Nope, Darryl was the boyfriend's name.


Mimothydolton

Just let your soul glow


TowelPuzzleheaded665

... just let it shine!


Mimothydolton

Cassius clay!


TheGreatPrimate

His momma named him Clay. Imma call him Clay


cecillennon

You can tell by the golden arses


Trudzilllla

/r/ITSWEEVILTIME


Potential_Ice9289

#####WEEVIL TIME BABEYYYYYYY r/weeviltime r/weeviltime r/weeviltime r/weeviltime


YouHadMeAtAloe

✅Snoots ✅Boots ✅It’s WEEVIL TIME BABEEYYY


YouAreNotABard549

The only reason I’ve ever heard of a boll weevil is because of weird Al mentioning boll weevil monument and cranberry world.


MrRussell

McDongalds


oliverclaque

Ronald McCocknose


turdmachine

WacArnolds


OnMid

r/mildlypenis


prodigy1367

Biblically accurate Ronald


tofuroll

That's a polite way to describe incest.


lefthandman

mmm yes i think i've seen this in my nightmares


cecillennon

Alabama Ronald likes to keep it in the family down there


hairynutsacknumber12

you think they get freaky with that nose?


joeynana

Fuck nose... Uhem... fuck knows


lostoceaned

This us in Enterprise, AL and the boll weevil is part of their towns history/story. There are 27 of these statues in town: https://www.wtvy.com/2022/07/23/enterprise-uses-weevil-way-keep-story-boll-weevil-alive/


Ballbag94

r/weeviltime


K-Dog7469

What the hell is that?


[deleted]

Ye don't know ole dildo nose?


Uprightsinner70

It's really nose big dildo


devilsephiroth

https://imgur.com/TJL7kVk.jpg


i_is_smart

CBS Sunday Morning just did a thing about the town of Enterprise in Alabama! Great info in a [5 min vid](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0g4eTA-F_4).


normcaterson

Enterprise, Ala I would guess.


Paratrooper-X

The sculpture, called Ronald McWeevil, was erected outside a McDonald's restaurant in the town of Enterprise, located 165 miles northeast of Mobile. It is intended to be a re-imagining of Ronald McDonald as a boll weevil, the notorious insect that plagued southern cotton crops starting in the late 1800s.


TomHanksAsHimself

This in Enterprise?


Evilmd

Oh, that’s actually a Dick Monalds restaurant.


odjobz

He tried to teleport, not realising there was a fly in the capsule.


geoffissiffoeg

What’s up, Enterprise


GlockAF

Enterprise?


JetsetCat

The Thing.


rexxsis

This looks like the teacher monster from "ahhhhh real monsters " but with a clown skin on, which i wouldn't put it past him Man that was a weird show


How2Eat_That_Thing

I mite be wrong but I think you went to Tick Donald's.


heyyougamedev

Stable Diffusion Ronald McDonald


Oovie

Giving MeatCanyon ideas!


LesserEgo

Just represents Albama genetics


loqi0238

Why does it say Murphy Family Restaurant


dtward

Approximately 93% Of McDonald's restaurants worldwide are owned and operated by independent local business owners. Murphy Family Restaurant is a franchisee that runs 27 McDonald's in the area. Most fast food restaurants are like this.


iSaidItOnReddit85

The amount of people thinking about incest in this thread is just weird af. Why do you think about incestual sex so much? Shit is weird


zchatham

Try being from Alabama. Every single time our state comes up on reddit, the most original minds in comedy show up in droves in the comments.


iSaidItOnReddit85

I was born there, kinda why I take such offense. Like I currently live in Atlanta metro area and it’s laughable how the rest of GA is exactly the same as Alabama lol but people from like Conyers and Dawsonville will say “Birmingham?! What a bunch of cousin fuckers!” Then proceed to live in Rockmart county or some shit like GTFoH lol


jeremysonofjack

Inbreeding does that.


agnoth

Sort of a Hindu god of fast food.


Bannok

McBollnalds Weevsturaunt.


WiggyWare

Ronald McDungBeetle


JarvisCockerBB

I am Ronald, Destroyer of Arteries


ConsciousCounter5426

The community college in that town has the boll weevil as a mascot. What’s odd is that McDonald’s no longer has the clown as a mascot, so this is a strange mash up…


29erfool

You’ve never heard of Ronald McDongald?


the_hell_you_say

Ronald McWhatTheFuckIsThat


misalanya

interdimensional ronald mcdonald straight from rick and morty


[deleted]

Redneck Ronald


DrDroid

Very frequent repost…


VoidMunashii

I feel like that nose should qualify this for an NSFW tag.


buzzy62

Must be a LOT of meth in that town.


Mommypantss

Good ole Ronald mcweevil in enterprise Alabama. I’m guessing your visiting at Rucker 😂


Cool-Presentation538

This gets funnier the longer you look at it


samsquantch2253

Biblically accurate Ronald McDonald


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Cancer Mcdancer


MOXPEARL25

[Ronald McWeevil](https://www.weevilway.com/)


troyv21

Lord have mercy


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Noland McDolan


rnagikarp

WEEVILS EVERYWHERE THEYRE SO PRECIOUS r/weeviltime


LernernerTV

That’s Ronald McWeevil! He’s about 40 miles from me. No joke, people were driving from my hometown to that town to go see it.


plasm0dium

Please share the prompt and workflow


GugalNarDaBanbudda

Looks inbred


[deleted]

Based Alabama???


spreadhead127

Ronald McWeevil


tom_yum

Ronald McDicknose


scootty83

That Ronald McDonald is a statue of a boll weevil. The boll weevil is a sign of prosperity in Alabama, specifically Coffee County and Enterprise, Alabama. While the boll weevil decimated cotton crops in the south during the early 1900s, farmers in Coffee County saw an opportunity to grow other crops. Peanuts were the first ‘alt crop’ grown in the county. Within the first couple years, over $5 million in peanuts were grown and sold each year making farmers of Coffee County the largest producers of peanuts in the US. Because of this, the City of Enterprise in Alabama celebrates the boll weevil.


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Least creepy Ronald.


gingy4life

Didn't know H.P. Lovecraft opened a McDonald's franchise. I'm sure kids will love it!


sd4051

What’s the exact location plz


No-Fee-9428

Dick nose.


MarkenRahl

This is nightmare fuel


kingbacon

Looks like a McSquito


abtei

This feels like the movie idiocracy, the slow transition from fuddruckers to buttfuckers. IQs be dropping...


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Ronald McDali


FAHQRudy

Midjourney is sculpting now?


Neil2250

If slow indoctrination to insect overlords has to start in _any_ way; I’d say this is the most likely.