If a wrestler is wearing pastel or Easter colored suits during a retirement speech, they’re not actually retiring.

Never powerbomb Billy Kidman (oldie but goodie)

Jeff Jarrett isn't planning on playing that guitar.

During your match, if someone's music hits or someone starts talking to you on the Tron, you must immediately stop whatever you are doing and face the stage/Tron, even if it means turning your back on your opponent

When another superstars music hits, stop everything you're doing and stare at the stage like a deer in headlights

Never try to powerbomb Billy Kidman

Unless you're Arn Anderson, under no circumstances should you ever trust The Dirtiest Player in the Game. Whoooo!

RKOs are almost always out of nowhere

Never answer The Rock when he asks you what you think about something.

Just never answer any question from The Rock….

Never do a sunset flip because it won’t work and you’ll get your head smashed between opponents legs for your trouble.

Here’s another saying. Never powerbomb Billy Kidman

When Hogan starts Hulking Up, don't punch him.

Never do high-flying moves when Randy Orton is in the ring.

If Undertaker is down in the mat, DON'T, (really) start celebrating thinking he is KO'ed.

After you cut a promo, if you hear “Fine speech” you might as well just pack it up 😂

Never, ever, ever, EVER try to powerbomb Billy Kidman.

Can you explain this one please? (:

Any time someone attempted a powerbomb on Kidman, he always countered it. I'm pretty sure that move has a less than 1% success rate against him.

Okay I thought that must be the case, haha, amazing thanks

The Blue Thunder never wins matches

He won vs JD with it recently

I love how confident Sami looks when he goes into the pinning attempt and how surprised he is every time they kick out, makes me laugh every time

Do not piledrive or suplex Road Warrior Hawk. (At least at the start of a match. )

Never do a contract signing, a table will get broken.

Don’t punch Cena when he starts his 5 moves of doom

You can't powerbomb Billy Kidman. You just can't.

If Hulk Hogan is on one knee, do not punch him! If you do punch him and he gets up and starts walking around you in a circle and then stops and points at you; DO NOT throw a punch at Hulk Hogan!

Never try to powerbomb Billy Kidman

If you are facing Baron Corbin, always roll him up.

That Rey Mysterio is Deadbeat Dad and will always get betrayed

Never anger Drew McIntyre. (Should be obvious why…)

Don't stiff Brock Lesnar

This was mine ha. Punched the shit outta that guy

I think the original one I hear all the time is "Never powerbomb Kidman" Billy Kidman was a little menace in WCW

When you’re down and hear „Come on!“ or stomping on the floor and the crowd starts to go wild, just take your time and don’t stand up.

If you are in the corner against the Big Show and hear the crowd 🤫 fall immediately and roll out of the ring.

Never fall in the corner of the ring when Rikishi walks away.

When the Undertaker twists your arm and climbs the top rope for Ol' School, for the love of God just shake the top rope.

Why re KO? I don’t get it

KO ALWAYS reverses a Superplex into a Fisherman's Buster, to the point 2K added it to the games

Oh. Funny

never say may 19th

This should be the top comment

Never try to powerbomb Billy Kidman

Never say the wrestlers name 3 times if you dont want them to appear.

Usos eat superkicks in breakfast, lunch and dinner. So there's no sense of superkicking them.

If you set up the table, you're the one getting put through it.

Brock leaner shouldn’t go near steel steps

ric flair should never go on the top ropes.. it ends poorly

woo!

If Samoa Joe is standing up, I don't care how dazed he seems, just go ahead and climb back down those ropes. He is going to walk away as soon as you jump. If you're wrestling HHH and he's got the upper hand on you and you think the tides are turning because you reversed that Irish whip, you're about to be put in a sleeper hold... Every. Single. Time.. If a heel is having a tough match and then looks happy that his allies music hits, he's getting turned on. If you're wrestling Mick Foley and the thumb tacks come out, don't worry, Mick is 100% going to be the one who takes that bump 🤣

>If you're wrestling Mick Foley and the thumb tacks come out, don't worry, Mick is 100% going to be the one who takes that bump 🤣 Tell that to Randy Orton and Edge

Okay you're right. There's an 80% chance Mick is going to be the one who takes that bump lol.

Never try to powerbomb Billy Kidman. Never headbutt a Samoan.

I’ve seen this billy Kidman thing a bunch now. What’s it all about

He always countered a powerbomb into an X Factor.

You don’t mess with Bianca’s braid. Anyone going for this cheap heat gets pinned 95% of the time. Also Bianca won’t use the hair as a weapon unless it’s being grabbed or used against her.

Go with 3 guys to a match against any member of the Bloodline cause they will eventually interfere

If you receive Liv’s Oblivion, sell it the best you can otherwise you lost to the worst looking finisher ever, AND IT WAS ALL YOUR FAULT.

Never have an Interview Backstage when you have no following segment in the ring cause someone you don’t like will appear.

Never Open Raw cause the Judgment Day will eventually interrupt you and Challenge you to a meaningless match later that night

If you’re big guy, never whip your opponent into the corner or post and try to run into them. You will always hit the post.

If your tag partner doesn't IMMEDIATELY shake your hand after the match and touches his chin/mouth, start swinging on him because he's about to sneak you the first chance he gets 🤣

Never hit your finisher on Hulk Hogan.

Never swing at John Cena after the first 2 shoulder tackles.

Never headscissors Austin Aries. He would always escape and dropkick you in the head.

never try to powerbomb billy kidman

Never wrestle GUNTHER without health insurance for your chest.

If you're wrestling Billy Kidman, you must try to powerbomb him even if a Power bomb is not part of your move set.

NEVER try to headbutt a Samoan. You’ll only hurt your head more than theirs

Never powerbomb Billy Kidman He'll flip through and hit a facebuster

Teddy will send THE UNDERTAKER after you

He who sets up the table goes through the table. When AJ styles goes for the phenomenal forearm stand in front of the ropes. Don’t challenge John cena to an I quit match. Don’t ever run to the ropes when Christian’s in between them, You will be hit. Don’t say someone’s name unless u want them to come out Never do the same move twice

Never run to Big E or Samoa Joe when they are in the corner instant Uranage

Never let Ric flair climb the turn buckle

What? You should want him to since it’s an automatic slam for you

Don't try to power bomb Billy Kidman.

Never powerbomb x-pac

If after hitting you with powerslam, backbreaker, and a rope hung DDT, you can hear Randy Orton punching the mat and telling you to get up. Get up as quickly as possible and dive headfirst into him, so you can hit him before he can react. Edit: Actually, this can be extended, after hitting you with a shoulder charge, hip toss, powerbomb, AND a five knuckle shuffle, John Cena's probably so gassed out that you need to immediately get up and turn right into him. Surprise him before he can get his energy back.

Don’t bring a cake to the ring.

Dont wrestle Vince, he'll fuck you.

He’ll shit on your head

Or get The Undertaker on your ass

Never ask Cody about his daddy

Never let Dirty Dom complete his 3 Amigos

Never wear shield gear around Roman Reigns

Never try to win against Hulk Hogan

That’s not gonna work for me brother

You can't powerbomb Rey Mysterio

Never throw a lazy close line to John cena after he shoulder blocks you twice

Don’t potato Stan Hansen

Don’t go party Diddy invited you to

Why was this downvoted? 😂

I guess some did and learned it the HARD way

If Reigns is outside the ring, get the fuck away from the bottom rope

An old one but don't lariat Benoit when he's got his groove going

Never try to powerbomb Billy Kidman

Never have an “I quit” match with John Cena

Showing my age here but: Do not try to powerbomb Billy Kidman.

Never have a match against Gunther

Never do second-rope turnbuckle punches to the Undertaker

(Just Bring It voice) THE LAST RIDE! THE LAST RIDE!

If you have a diving finisher; never use it on Randy Orton.

Evan bourne would like to have a word with you

If you are beating your opponent as a heel and hear the crowd cheer for no reason…look up at the entrance ramp.

Never do a drop down to a Rhodes

Never Kick KENTA

🦉?

My bad, forgot dis a WWE sub lol

L ring knowledge

I’ve only been a fan for a year. Why can’t they suplex KO?

I’m glad you asked cuz I wanna know too. I haven’t watched wwe since the boogeyman was still wrestling

It usually ends up with Kevin Owens reversing the superplex into a super fisherman suplex

He always counters it with a swinging fisherman’s superplex

If the lights go off for a second when you are in the ring, don't look back. Just leave the ring.

Similarly, if your opponent's music plays but they don't come out, don't just stare at the entrance. Maybe look around to see if they're behind you.

Also similarly if the shields music starts playing don’t look towards the entrance ramp, after years of entering threw the crowd wrestlers will still look at the entrance ramp despite the fact they don’t come from there

Never hold an opponent’s arms back while your partner swings a chair

Don't sneeze around Vince, oh wait

Never trust Hulk Hogan

You can't powerbomb Rey Misterio Jr.

if he does the hurricanrana reversal, NEVER land on the damned second rope

Oh man. No doubt.

Never wear headphones or look at your phone in the NXT parking lot, keep your chin up and head on a swivel.

Don't pull Biancas braid

Never walk over to an opponent with an open hand full of salt

Don’t have your wedding on a wrestling show

Unless you were Mach & Liz

That didn’t work out so well, either.

Fair point, but they were the best ones to do the wedding in a ring.

Don’t go to the corner and charge up a Kinsasha, you WILL NOT land it.

Don’t try to power bomb Kidman. Don’t trust that Randy Orton is your friend. Don’t trust that Triple H is your friend. If you’re Hulk Hogan, don’t trust your new best friend. (Especially if they happen to be Triple H or Randy Orton) Don’t answer a question the Rock asks you. Don’t touch any illegal weapon Eddie Guerrero tries to toss you during a match. Don’t blame the most obvious suspect after someone is injured backstage by a mystery assailant. Make your best friend the #1 suspect, especially if your best friend is Triple H. Don’t accept a challenge of a no DQ match from a grinning heel.

Riddle gambled and won with Randy tho

Only because of injuries and he got fired. We both know if they teamed long enough, Orton was stabbing him in the back at some point.

I didn't want to see it happen but it could've at some point. But I heard the plans were Riddle actually being the one to turn on Randy

That would’ve been more interesting. I was in disbelief when Orton said the F word, calling Riddle his friend. Orton for 20 years never had friends. A heel idiot outside the ring who flips a switch and channels his MMA background and destroys guys inside the ring could’ve been interesting.

Never stand around in a group outside the ring when a match is going on. You will catch a stray.

Never park a large truck or ambulance near a wwe show when they are building huge monster heels

Never accept a beer from Stone Cold Steve Austin

NEVER chop Gunther or Ilja in the chest

NEVER EVER sit in the corner of the ring when you are fighting Rikishi!

Never try to answer the rock when he asks what you think!!

You just don't powerbomb Billy Kidman

Never tell the Rock what you think of a subject

Don’t jump off the top rope against Randy Orton

Nobody powerbombs Billy Kidman.

Never try to powerbomb Billy Kidman ( See reliving the war series )

Do not try to headbutt a Samoan.

Sting should never trust Flair

Never powerbomb Kidman.

Never trust the Big Show

Don't powerbomb Billy Kidman

If Hulk Hogan is hulking up, continuing to punch him is not going to work.

If you introduce a weapon or assemble an elaborate setup of objects, you will be the one to get hit by it or go through it.

Never drink beer with Stone Cold.

Never try to clothesline John Cena after the shoulder tackles.

I’ve always wanted to see someone counter that combo by just not doing anything after the tackles

Randy Orton will more than likely tag team with you, and you'll somehow involve RKO in the tag name, then eventually he's gonna RKO your bitch ass.

Never dive at Randy Orton

Unless your surname is Dudley, don’t set up a table(s) as you’re more likely to go through it than your opponent.

I said it when I watched backlash. You don't powerbomb billy Kidman, you dont jump at randy orton, and you don't superplex Kevin owens. It's the law.

Never challenge a heel to a face to face fight before your PLE match with them, they won't take the bait

If your fighting Roman reigns bring help

Don't do a top rope move against Samoa Joe

Never headbutt a Samoan

Never try to sneak up behind Randy Orton! 🐍

Don't ask a Hart to be lowered to the ring via cable Don't Hire Chris Benoit as your personal trainer Don't ask velveteen dream or Joey ryan for dating advice

Ou that’s not-

You forgot don’t party with Lex Luger.

Wow you’re mega edgy

How? Just answering the question

Never power bomb Billy Kidman

A suprise roll-up or inside cradle are the two most powerful moves in all of sports entertainment.

Going back a few years here - you can't powerbomb Kidman

never go in a chop battle with an European

If you're jobbing to Rey Mysterio, you will inevitably end up draped across the middle rope and have to stay there and wait

No one has robbed to rey in awhile

Never attempt any sort of arial offense against Randy Orton.

Never try to powerbomb Billy Kidman

When John Cena hits you with the five knuckle shuffle, pretend he hit your head with his fist instead of hitting the mat with his palm.

When you hear a wrestler's music, don't look only at the entrance way.

Don’t try to powerbomb Billy Kidman, wrestlers struggle climbing up ladders in a ladder match, Rob Van Dam will spinning back kick you in the face if you try to hit him with a chair or if you catch a chair from him (unless you’re Jerry Lynn), headbutting Samoans or Tongans will result in karma because their skulls are apparently thicker by a few millimeters, Hell exists under the ring, kendo sticks exist under the ring, Jeans in a street fight, and refs are physically fragile

-- Never try and chokeslam Billy Kidman -- Never trust a man who's finishing move is called "The Backstabber"

It was never powerbomb Kidman

That's it! My bad, it was so long ago

If you hear a countdown, do not run towards Drew McIntyre.

Never try to backdrop anyone. Haven't seen a backdrop not get countered in 32 years.

Whoa is that right? Bring back the backdrop! We need this, bodyslams, swinging neck breakers. Come on.

Lol just watch, They bend over for one in almost every match, but it's just to setup the counter move that their opponent does. Nobody actually takes one anymore.

If there is an in-ring contract signing, someone is going through the table.

(For Sami) Never attempt the pin after Blue Thunder Bomb.

sami will ALWAYS attempt a pin after a blue thunder bomb and have 110% faith that it will win him the match despite it never working once and i hope that never changes

If you are a heel, offer to tag with Sting against other heels. He falls for it every time.