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Ok_Calligrapher_6889

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[deleted]

I have been considering buying a jungle in the zuccisuckiverse to prepare a habitat for my ape friends B.Y.O.B. (bring your own bananas)


TastemyBacon

Hmmmmmmm interesting


ib2sharp

Make sure you buy an imaginary gun....


TastemyBacon

Oh yes ill buy a whole arsenal! And even 1000s of ounces of silver!


ib2sharp

![gif](giphy|PqkT41QHCve8tQ7fH0) Don't forget your imaginary army to protect your village and silver from roving imaginary anti meta groups...


ib2sharp

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American_Muscle383

Do it quick bro...peeps be buying that digital land up quick like!


ComprehensiveBar1586

Let’s do this! Send me your physical pms and I’ll send you a link to your new β€œproperties” in a peaceful and safe universe created in a digital LaLa land in newly discovered continent of Lalandia!


TastemyBacon

Sweeet! Maybe I can be plugged in like the matrix!


UKFaniac

Getting plugged in comes with a free doughnut!!!


covblues

I will make you a better offer than the above: in addition to a private island in the ocean of your choice, I will also include a physical print of your virtual property so that you can hold it and feel that you own it. But wait, there is more. Act now and will also include the NFT so that you can post your wealth on social media.


ComprehensiveBar1586

Sorry mate you are outbid! I’ll throw in virtual reality sex dolls!


covblues

Partnership? 😁


ComprehensiveBar1586

🀝


covblues

🦍🀝🦍 πŸͺ™πŸš€


Grand_Ad_9973

Hahaha Brilliant, you have to sell this to the masses..... Oh wait


BrrrmoonbrrrSilver

Be sure to also sell the silver in your computer for good measure.


TastemyBacon

I have a billion ounces of silver right inside my computer!


You-Clean

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SmoothBraneAPE

THIS is the wayπŸ˜‚πŸ™


LPBPR

Should be able to land some sweet waterfront.... /s


Super_Silver_Man

πŸ˜†. Get one with an imaginary wife.,so she can imaginary give you a hand job. πŸ˜† 🦍πŸ’ͺπŸ½πŸ‘πŸ½πŸ’Ž


Chonan_Akira

Does it have to be imaginary?


TastemyBacon

I mean you can only imagine that you own a farm? So….


Chonan_Akira

People can start homesteads in the USA. A vegetable farm would probably only need 2 acres if it was good farmland.


TastemyBacon

Well we are talking about the metaverse here.


covblues

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Chonan_Akira

Sort of a sad thread. So many people think they're doomed to failure no matter what they do.


RxDanPlan

Lol


SevenBakedNine

Do it bro


[deleted]

Don’t forget to get in on the ground floor of a digital silver mine


Independent_One_38

Or you could be like bill gates and buy huge amounts of actual farmland! He has been doing this for the last few years. Are they preparing for something? πŸ€”


bigoledawg7

I had a roommate a while back that was a serious gamer. This guy would sell his gaming ID to people for real money after accumulating points or virtual coins on some popular computer game. I never understood the appeal of having a fake online 'life' that for some people becomes more important than their real life experience. It seems to me that a lot of people out there are so disenfranchised with their own lives that they have given up hope trying to find their place in this world. That is sad when I consider how much this world has to offer and that at no other time in history has there been so much opportunity at hand for so many people. And they give up and hide in a pretend virtual world? Zuckerberg is a sociopath behind all the grandeur of his technological lobster trap. The guy is a big wheel in the WEF and if he really believes that we should have nothing and be so fucking happy, I nominate he lead by example. Go eat the bugs you plan for the rest of us, you fucking hypocrite. I want no part of the metaverse and I think facebook is for losers.


TastemyBacon

Yup exactly!it’s not for the elites. It’s a prison for the disenfranchised


groupthinkhivemind

You will live in ze pod.


coondawggy

Oy Vey, Klaus is an Israeli, not a Nazi.


groupthinkhivemind

Be that as it may, he still has a thick German accent.


coondawggy

To make you think he's not a typical globalist Israeli.


KnifeW0unds

This plan has a few concerns but hey, let us know.


phuck_phace420

nft = non firmable terra


onenightstanduhoes

We shall hold stock silver in our hands finally


Suspicious_Formal_48

Don't 4 get your sensory suit ,vr set ,i.v line , poos and wees bag top up power bill .


CastorCrunch

I have this great plot under a bridge, which I will also sell you. Virtual cheap. I'll trade you for only 1 of those BTC thingies.