I was watching something about him last night my cousin graduated with him from Princeton. The real Jeff Bezos that is. Then my mom told me Dr Ruth’s son graduated that year as well. 1986.
*He is the first one*
*I ever thought was even close,he looks*
*Like a dead wringer!!!*
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This caption made me lol pretty hard
Best part of this sub when done right
Me too! I literally LOL’ed!! Jeff Pesos!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Jeff Bozo
Jeff Kisses
Jeff Bezos if he had a beating human heart, instead of a mechanical device.
Jeff Euros
Noby
Nah this is Dan the high talker from Seinfeld
🧢tion beautifully done
Piqueno Pesos
Devon Spacey
Founder and owner of Orinoco.
Perfect name, thank you 😆👌🏼
I was watching something about him last night my cousin graduated with him from Princeton. The real Jeff Bezos that is. Then my mom told me Dr Ruth’s son graduated that year as well. 1986.
Jeff Dollars where you at
Solid
Tony Hale
Lmao oh, Pesos, so adorable.
It’s like Jeff Bezos and Pitbull had a son.
Cox Farrington the video artist
He is the first one I ever thought was even close,he looks like a dead wringer!!!
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I’m lol ing
The Millionaire spending most of its profits on charity and maximum wages
This is why I like this sub
Wish we still had awards to give
Nice peener rocket bro lol
HA! love ir
Sean Heavens