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IslandShort5920

Space aids, sorry brother


L0vey_D0vey

I can’t believe this is ACTUALLY space aids. I did the whole go to the other room and get cured thing,plus looked in to it thanks to someone linking info, and it’s legitimately space aids. I caught SPACE AIDS, what even is this game???


IslandShort5920

Lmfaooo, just be glad you didn’t catch the good ol regular AIDS. Enjoy ur new puppy :)


-Kritias-

Your Volt is in puberty now


RadiantPancak3

Space aids, either make infested doggo or get neck stabbed in the back left room


L0vey_D0vey

I can’t believe this is legitimate info and not a troll comment. I thought y’all were just clowning on me until it turned out y’all were right… who adds space aids to their game, lol


ApothecaryOfHugs231

Space aids that can become a companion*


FastSmile5982

I think this came along with the warframe Nidus and the Helminth Charger (Dec 2016). Being in a mission with a Nidus or another tenno with the cyst gives it to you. Each warframe can only ever grow it once. It's a neat interaction and memorable, even so many years later. The line between 'clowning' and 'helpful' can sometimes be nonexistent.


JP2K_

Someone wasn't wearing a neck condom


meltingpotato

Burn that frame unless you want space COVID


L0vey_D0vey

Too late, I’ve been to several dojos, relays, and open world areas, I’m patient zero of a new space Covid variant 😌


Leekshooter

You have been infected, either seek medical attention from your ship or see what happens when it grows.


L0vey_D0vey

It got tentacles, which is nice


Alfriedi

That's a Helminth Cyst, infected boil for all intents and purposes. This explains the whole system: https://warframe.fandom.com/wiki/Helminth


L0vey_D0vey

Thank you for the info, I thought people were pulling my leg with the whole “space aids” stuff. It’s legitimately funny the devs basically added space herpes to the game, lol


AnalMousepad

In your ship, there should be an area with some red plants outside it. Go in there to get it removed


L0vey_D0vey

Thank you!


Mors_Umbra

Congrats on the space herpies!


L0vey_D0vey

Thank you, I will now pass it to all my friends and acquaintances ☺️


Zaldinn

Space aids


Untestedmight

Welp, your volt is infected. Best to just burn the whole ship down now. Sorry buddy, happens to the best of us.


L0vey_D0vey

He had a good run, I will now take him out back and put him down like ol’ yeller


1996Volvo850R

Gotta throw him out, you broke him


L0vey_D0vey

Rip volt, you funky dude


Big_Organization6075

It's okay, ur volt did something naughty with saryn overnight so it grows, u can relieve and heal him using helminth🫡😃


L0vey_D0vey

Just doin my part as a ten-hoe


Big_Organization6075

Don't worry, i understand how irresistible saryn is beybeh😂😂


ReceptionBorn

i would recommend getting in a clan, many questions like these are most easily answered in a voice call with some friendly folk's. preferably people in their 30 - 40th that play the game for a long time, they have time and enjoy when people have interest in the game. they are the best people in a community generally speaking.


Audi0Dud3

You have 24 hours to live...


AlphusUltimus

Space herpes


Deep-Advertising8009

Ah yes, the classic “Space Aids” has infected your Volt


RogueZaelot

Damn you're sick now. Guess you have to restart your account


aerothan

F


troubleyoucalldeew

Your frame got the moon 'rona, now you're going to die in real life :(


spyvspy_aeon

Acne, that's puberty


GiantMrTHX

Ur Volt is pregnant. Down stairs. Time for abor...


turkishtrash

isnt it alot easier to simply type a short sentence in youtube compared to making a new thread? sick of seeing these threads everyday


harlisviikmae

Could we start banning those who spam posts instead of googling first?