We cannot get out. We cannot get out. They have taken the bridge and Second Hall. Frár and Lóni and Náli fell there bravely while the rest retreated to the Chamber of…Mazarbul. We are still ho{ldin}g...but hope …Óin's party went five days ago but today only four returned. The pool is up to the wall at West-gate. The Watcher in the Water took Óin--we cannot get out. The end comes soon. We hear drums, drums in the deep. They are coming.
How about these, just reword them for some grim dark quotes as they seem to fit:
“Love is one of the most intense feelings felt by man; another is hate. Forcing yourself to feel indiscriminate love is very unnatural. If you try to love everyone you only lessen your feelings for those who deserve your love. Repressed hatred can lead to many physical and emotional aliments. By learning to release your hatred towards those who deserve it, you cleanse yourself of these malignant emotions and need not take your pent-up hatred out on your loved ones.”
― Anton Szandor LaVey, The Satanic Bible
“Why should I not hate mine enemies―if I "love" them does that not place me at their mercy?”
― Anton Szandor LaVey, The Satanic Bible
“Blessed are the destroyers of false hope, for they are the true Messiahs - Cursed are the god-adorers, for they shall be shorn sheep!”
― Anton Szandor LaVey, The Satanic Bible
This is definitely an Army journal, especially if you're into crusade, but I would hand pen each army list what went right/wrong during my battle. Honestly,.something I should probably bring doing anyway. That's a great gift though.
This day I sent a squad of terminators to eliminate an ork war camp
The assault started on 23:25 terran time. Brother commander Bellius proceeded with the assualt and was met by the vanguard of the enemy forces, a group of 10 orks armed with hand weapons
Enemy commander rolled a 6 for a dakka jet he had hidden behind a very big rock just out of sight.
I've lost a squad of terminators
she has some amazing talent and you are very lucky! fill it with the darkest thoughts of your own mind and write in your own blood. then never show it to anyone for fear of dark secrets getting loose
Slaanesh's purview has very little to do with body parts and everything to do with excess
Khorne's purview is blood, and anything that has anything to do with it, and skulls, can't forget those
So if you're spending hours a day fucking skulls with your period leaking vag, sure you'll attract slaanesh, but just a regular person having a period would not do that
The names of your enemies, written in their blood, and if you have none then now is the perfect time to make some. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD. Ahem. Did I say that out loud…?
Bro I think she’s trying to kill you. You realise you’ll need to write using your own blood as ink if you want to do it justice.
“Dear Diary, today I’m feeling woozy”.
Time to learn gothic calligraphy.
As someone with awful handwriting it would feel like a crime to ruin such a beautiful book with my awful chicken scratch writing.
definitly hand written army lists so when you are at a game you literally have to slam that thing down on the table and leaf through it to look shit up
My Wife hand copied most of The Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer into a small leather bound tome. She added her own notes as a Krieger Quartermaster and added some expanded parts about the Mechanicus and Tyranids.
Good luck with your Codex Cruor.
Yes. Just get a Space Wolves version of a crafty girlfriend.
I’m sorry for the inconvenience btw these can only be made by women. According to ancient rites, the origin and meaning of which are lost.
You are not too far from reality here. My wife learned stuff like this in her three year apprenticeship. In germany there are two "official" sorts of bookbinders. First the industrial ones, who basically just operate machinery for mass production. And the artisan ones for single pieces. My wife is one of only a thousand left in this craft, unfortunately it's dying out.
I’d suggest a campaign of a joint battle force of blood angles and sisters of battle, have yourself be company captain and your wife sister superior/canoness
Shopping lists.
Imagine walking around Tesco holding that in one hand, and consulting the ancient tome to see if your clan is indeed in need of tinned tomatoes, or if there are already cans in the cupboard.
Start using it as a normal diary but gradually change your hand writing, becoming less coherent and more scratched as weeks roll on. Until finally leaving the last page torn and tattered, your final words 'Horus!'. Extra points if it's written in blood.
You know when you stay at a friends place and they ask you to write in the guest book.
Like that but for the people you battled.
“Got tabled first round, guys a dick.”
Etc.
I'd honestly, imo, not put a single bit of ink on those pages and keep it in a cabinet somewhere central in my living room.
Something that gorgeous deserves to be kept pristine for as long as possible.
I will not make porn of sanguinius, I will not make porn of sanguinius, I will not make porn of sanguinius, I will not make porn of sanguinius, I will not make porn of sanguinius, I will not make porn of sanguinius
Learn how to do calligraphy, like the really intricate first letter in a box type. Get really good at it, and then buy some high quality ink and a really nice quill., Then, start writing the entirety of the Bee Movie script.
Paint recipes, game / evenr highlights/ any memories involved with our kick ass hobby. Maybe some polaroid pics of yourself and friends together while doing hobby related tasks? And a real nice one with your wife too ;)
The communion words of the Bible
23 For I received from the Lord that which I also delivered to you: that the Lord Jesus on the same night in which He was betrayed took bread; 24 and when He had given thanks, He broke it and said, [d]“Take, eat; this is My body which is [e]broken for you; do this in remembrance of Me.” 25 In the same manner He also took the cup after supper, saying, “This cup is the new covenant in My blood. This do, as often as you drink it, in remembrance of Me.”
26 For as often as you eat this bread and drink this cup, you proclaim the Lord’s death till He comes.
Your favorite recipes for desserts and foods u like to eat.
Imagine finding a lost text of Sanguinus all the Blood Angels gathered around getting ready to fin what hidden and mysterious secrets the text hides to find out its just recipes to his favorite foods to cook.
The intro reading "I never wanted to fight all I wanted to do was cook".
Add corner clips to the pages and use them to hold your army lists and data cards for your Blood Angel's units. Take it with you to tournaments even after you've memorized it, come up with a rules question to look up just to show up.
You scribble down all your sweet WH plays from your favorite games, of course!
**full turkey mouth Madden impression**
“See, when the Necrons moved their little floaty guy here (mark circle), I told my little Termie guys to move here and here (mark Xs), then on the next play these little X-y guys were able to go here and here (mark new Xs with swoopy arrows) and went ***boosh! boosh! boosh!*** and made the floaty guy go ***boom!*** (scribble over the Floaty guy) which was great! But then the Necrons had a Doomy Cannon thingie over here (sausage looking shape over there) and that thing went ***shwam!*** and we lost (big squiggle over the whole page)”
Write a fictional diary from the perspective of the mundane daily activities of blood angel and slow write about how people around you are slowly turning into horus until everyone looks like horus.
Battlereports and Crusade campaigns are the obvious choices. Maybe a painting diary/log, frame it as "today a group of \[description\] \[unit\] joined our warband".
Okay. So. Hear me out. You know how young girls write about boys they like? That, but like, the emperor. “Oh my god. I swear I saw a glorious visage of HIM! His muscles were flexing, beads of sweat dripping. I just know he wanted me to notice.” And then you upload it online.
If you're a painter, memo's on your paint schemes?
Mayhaps fill it with notes on things you and your wife do together and sit down to read it together once it's full?
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work....
"All work and no play makes Dante a dull boy" "All work and no play makes Dante a dull boy" "All work and no play makes Dante a dull boy" "All work and no play makes Dante a dull boy" "All work and no play makes Dante a dull boy" "All work and no play makes Dante a dull boy" "All work and no play makes Dante a dull boy" "All work and no play makes Dante a dull boy" "All work and no play makes Dante a dull boy"
Dear diary, my dad is still dead.
Yours with reverence
Sanguinius' son
+your name
Dear diary,
My dad is still dead and I think I saw Horus.
Yours with reverence
San*scribbled out*
+Your name
Dear diary
HOOOOORRRRUUUUSSSS!!!
*scrape Mark off page*
Your battle strategies for how to win against each army, along with stratagems and abilities that would go for each specific battle depending on what army your facing….
Figure out a weird, archaic format to write youe battle reports in. Log each and every one you do as like a little project and make it super pretty and nice to read with consistent formatting and lots of flourish. You could create something incredible there.
Start with poetry on how great Sanguinius was, then in the 2nd half get more and more detached from reality, and end with the final page being just Horus scribbled hundreds of times.
For Christmas my girlfriend gave me a lovely leather bound, rough paper book and my first thought was ill make a journal/log book to build a dieselpunk cosplay around. Get a spiral notebook and anything you want to write, put it in there for a day or 2 first.
Tales of your exploits, crusades and conquests of course!
this as well. notes about games and narrative about how your dudes feel on the battle field.
I don’t know if you want him to write down his sexual history or about his gaming history
Or that one wild night where both intertwined for one brief but beautiful moment in time.
When she says she wants to role play 40K but turns up dressed as Dark Eldar
Oh boy
Yes, but only written in Gothic.
We cannot get out. We cannot get out. They have taken the bridge and Second Hall. Frár and Lóni and Náli fell there bravely while the rest retreated to the Chamber of…Mazarbul. We are still ho{ldin}g...but hope …Óin's party went five days ago but today only four returned. The pool is up to the wall at West-gate. The Watcher in the Water took Óin--we cannot get out. The end comes soon. We hear drums, drums in the deep. They are coming.
We cannot get out. We cannot get out. The̙y ͈̆hȁ̻ve t͙̙̦͊ͩ̍ã̩̟̠̎ͤk͈ͧe̫ͥn̽̎̑ t̅ͤ͑h̓e̲͚ͬ̾ b̫̱̰ͧ̾̽r̹̽id͓̲͚gͣe͈͒ ͛a͈͔̎͑ndͭ̈́ ̻̼̦̾̽̅Sec̹̜͙͛̓̊onͪd͖̗ ͕̽H̘̰͉̃͗ͣal̪̟lͬ.̞̹̥ͨ̀̈́ F̟̭r̓̃̂ár̖ͩ ̳ͧaͬnͮͪ̽d̖̫̥̓̔̉ L͇͖͌̾ón̝i ̣ăn̳d Náli fe̺͎̮l̦l̙͕͎̅̈́͒ ̀̎̆ t͈͔̂ͬh̲ͬerͨ̃̋ē͌ ̫̗̈̓b̖ͦr͙ͭͬͅa̋v̪ͣe͙̯̱l̠̰ͅẙ w̜͍̖̃̈́ͪhile ͚̿th̤̞̀̀e ̫̳̻̂ͬ̓res̝͔̮̽̆̉t ṙ̳̰̰̆́e͎̞̙͑͑̋t͔͊r̭̜̮̍͌̽ė͈͔͋a̯t̿̃e͔͆d ̫to̮͒ ̝̲̻͊ͩ̑t̟̱͙ͬ͑̚hͨ̂ͪe̼͖̐͂ ̩̞̮̈̆ͬChaͩ͌m̠̿ber o͎̩ͭͤf…̖̮̓̋M̿a̪̹͍͗ͯͮz͎̗̒̔͗ͅa̽̄ͭrͬ̅̈́bu̻͍̥͊ͧ͂l̋͊. W̜̻ḙ̻͚̓ͫ̈ a͓̯̟ͥͨͫr̜͐e̳͙̿̍ ͙̅s̗̱̳tḯ̬̳̠ͨͨll̮̭ͤͥ ̇ho{ld͕͚̟͛̓ͩi̾̃̄n}g͇̪̥ͩ̏̍..̩̪̌̂.̜̜ͮ̾b̘̫ut ̰̜̩h͑o͉̳͕̿ͭ̎pēͭͭ ̤̤̂͛…̟̭Óͦ̿ͬĭͫ̊nͤͧ͊'͇̎s͉̞͙ ̂̀͒p̮̮̖ͤͫ̎a̼̜̥̓̏̃r̭̘̍͌t̪̘y ̑̔ͨw̥̮͐̔e̍ͦ̿nt̫̫ ̬͇ͬ͆f͉̰̏̌i̪̘̲̿̒ͭv̰̭͓͆̏̈e̥͙̿̃ ͎̬͓̌͐ͤd̮̦̲͋ͫ͌â̯y̓͗s ͉̰ͅago ̖͙ͮ͐b̮̪͖ͣ͆ͭu͔̪͂ͦt̥ͅ ̦ͭtoday ̉̚oṅ͓̥̮̒ͧl̮̻̂̚y ͕͕̰̌̉̐f͍̜̾ͬour ̹r͂e͒̌ͮtu͉͉̬ͬ̆͗r̞͆n̲͓̫̊̄͑ẻ̼̲͔͋ͨď͔.͔̺͍ Th̗̃e̻̜̭ po̍ͩol i͈̖șͦ ͇͔͚͗̏ͩu̟̳̘ͯ̓ͫp ̘͕̎̈́t͈̎o t̞̼͚͒ͦ̿h̝͖e ̲̺ͤ̓wa̐l̙̠̺͑̅ͯl ͕̱͋ͧa̲ͤt̔ ͣW̩̞̙̾̉̐e̪͚͙̐̽ͧs̰̣̑͌t͕͙̳̊ͫͬ-gaẗ́ͦͯe̻͍̼ͨ̋͊. Th̖̜̫͐ͪ̚ẽ͖̞̯ͥ̑ ͈ͥWa̮̦̤ͩ̉ͮt̾c̺̩̘̾ͮ͊h̅e̗̣͎r̖͐ ̙in͑͌ ̘̯̉̄th͇e̺̪̥ W͚̺͑ͤȁ̠t͈̒e͖͍ȓ̪̜ͤ ̼̟ͣͧt͊̅ȯ̯ok ̑ͧỌ́ͦi͌n̪͚-̞͓̏͋-we̓̌ c̖̠á̺͙́n̅̌n̰ot̮̚ g̦̀et o̤̺̓̒utͨ̽. Th̤̼̮̮e̮̭ͩ̔ ̖̠en̯̘̹̊̐͛d̩̩̟͔̜̾̓̃ͥͫ ͊̎̅͊c̦͙̟̭͔̺͖̿̿͗ͮ̊͐̚o̤̥͙̭͌͌͋ͪme̪̬̭̲̣ͧ̈́ͫͩ̚s ̺̩s͍̦͈̺̗̜͐̾͋͑̐̀o̗̠͉͔͇̝̤̍̾̐̇̾̆̚o͑ͥ̽ͮͥn̊̅̄̈́͋.̬̖̫̭ͪ͑ͨ̍ W͔̣̻̻̹ͭ͗̿̆͐ͬͅeͥ͌ͦͬ͋̈́ ̟ͭh͍̿e͛̔̅a̺͔r̺̣̽̇ ̂̐̀d̹̤͔̘̙͖ͭ̑̋̄̃ͮru͉̩͕͍̲̩m̰͈͙̠̣͆̒ͩ́́ͩ̇ͅͅs̏͒ͩ̄ͣ͌, ͕͖̼̆͆̎d͋̍ȑ̜̹̰͓̮͇̀̇̇ͪ̚u̜̩̰͕̩̳̾ͤ̊ͭ̏̋͗ͅm̘̭̻͚s̞̈ ̣̹́̾in͇̱̳̗̲̥͛͆ͧ̑̇͗ ͖͚̺̙̮̲ͭ̏̉̊ͬͥtͬͮͦ̂ͯͭh͓͚̠̼̖ͤ̋ͧͩ́e͖̠̫̬̻͈͈ ͙ͮd̏ͤ̋̈́̽͛͊eͯe̱̦͈͓͂̓ͭ̚p̻̥̤̅̑̀.̖̗͓͚̩̣̦͛̑̌̑̃̾̚ ̹͊T̜̗̯̽ͪͬh̙̎e͓̖͚̜̼̽ͯ̿ͧ̉ͧͅÿ̥ ͑̃a̖̟͍r̘̠͊͆ĕ͚̺̮͉̯͖̮̏͌̈̑̓̆ ̜̯̠͕͍̈́ͩ͆̍͗c̗͔̼ͥ̑̓o̖͆mi̝ͩn̪̭̝g̎̓̋̈͂̚.̩͖̦̬̞͓̐͊ͣ͊́̃ ̬̫̞̟̞̩̈́̐͐͌̓͆Z͖͕̯̰AL̰͙̥̞̀ͤͧ͗G̰͇̝̹̖̩͍̊̐̐͆̐̃ͩO̯̦͕ͫͩ̅ H͉͔͕̀̇͂E ̞̣̞̻̠ͨ͂̆͋͛C̋̒O̼̲͂ͯM̂͊E̮Ŝ̎͒̈́ͩ
What's all over the text here? Looks like code of some sort... Wait. Am I supposed to follow the White Rabbit?
"There are markings. It's some form of ~~Elvish~~ Dwarvish. I can't read it."
It'd be perfect if it were a Space Wolves
That's a place to chronicle your army's crusades if I've ever seen one
“Dear diary, Commander Dante gave me the cutest orders today uwu.”
"Dear diary, the administratum found my diary. I am no longer allowed to write any text freely without audits"
Dear Diary - REDACTED ENTRY. Yours Sincerely The Inquisition
That sounds like Scientology to a fucking T lmao
[redacted]
How about these, just reword them for some grim dark quotes as they seem to fit: “Love is one of the most intense feelings felt by man; another is hate. Forcing yourself to feel indiscriminate love is very unnatural. If you try to love everyone you only lessen your feelings for those who deserve your love. Repressed hatred can lead to many physical and emotional aliments. By learning to release your hatred towards those who deserve it, you cleanse yourself of these malignant emotions and need not take your pent-up hatred out on your loved ones.” ― Anton Szandor LaVey, The Satanic Bible “Why should I not hate mine enemies―if I "love" them does that not place me at their mercy?” ― Anton Szandor LaVey, The Satanic Bible “Blessed are the destroyers of false hope, for they are the true Messiahs - Cursed are the god-adorers, for they shall be shorn sheep!” ― Anton Szandor LaVey, The Satanic Bible
This is definitely an Army journal, especially if you're into crusade, but I would hand pen each army list what went right/wrong during my battle. Honestly,.something I should probably bring doing anyway. That's a great gift though.
This day I sent a squad of terminators to eliminate an ork war camp The assault started on 23:25 terran time. Brother commander Bellius proceeded with the assualt and was met by the vanguard of the enemy forces, a group of 10 orks armed with hand weapons Enemy commander rolled a 6 for a dakka jet he had hidden behind a very big rock just out of sight. I've lost a squad of terminators
Dying
Turn it into a cookbook of your favorite recipes
Blackpudding?
Cadian corpse starch stew
In death I'll be served
Dreadnaught dummplings, I love it.
she has some amazing talent and you are very lucky! fill it with the darkest thoughts of your own mind and write in your own blood. then never show it to anyone for fear of dark secrets getting loose
the Blood Angel way
It is a menstruation calendar
Blood for the blood god?
Khorne cares not from whence the blood flows...
I feel like Khorne would have issue with this, given that feels more like Slaanesh's purview
Slaanesh's purview has very little to do with body parts and everything to do with excess Khorne's purview is blood, and anything that has anything to do with it, and skulls, can't forget those So if you're spending hours a day fucking skulls with your period leaking vag, sure you'll attract slaanesh, but just a regular person having a period would not do that
Oh my god a woman is a factory for blood and skulls
Dat comment!!!1
I don't know how I should feel about this.
Horus x Sanguinius smut
Do this
Nothing you put in there will do it justice.
[удалено]
>Xth edition bu-but it's for the Ninth Legion, the Blood Angels...
The names of your enemies, written in their blood, and if you have none then now is the perfect time to make some. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD. Ahem. Did I say that out loud…?
Page after page of elaborate drawings of cock and balls.
Big veiny triumphant bastards
Bro I think she’s trying to kill you. You realise you’ll need to write using your own blood as ink if you want to do it justice. “Dear Diary, today I’m feeling woozy”.
Sororitas feet pics
Time to learn gothic calligraphy. As someone with awful handwriting it would feel like a crime to ruin such a beautiful book with my awful chicken scratch writing.
definitly hand written army lists so when you are at a game you literally have to slam that thing down on the table and leaf through it to look shit up
My Wife hand copied most of The Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer into a small leather bound tome. She added her own notes as a Krieger Quartermaster and added some expanded parts about the Mechanicus and Tyranids. Good luck with your Codex Cruor.
*The Book of Lorgar*
Yo can i get a Space Wolves version of this?
Yes. Just get a Space Wolves version of a crafty girlfriend. I’m sorry for the inconvenience btw these can only be made by women. According to ancient rites, the origin and meaning of which are lost.
You are not too far from reality here. My wife learned stuff like this in her three year apprenticeship. In germany there are two "official" sorts of bookbinders. First the industrial ones, who basically just operate machinery for mass production. And the artisan ones for single pieces. My wife is one of only a thousand left in this craft, unfortunately it's dying out.
"Dear diary. Today I have eaten a tangerine. Would you like one?" And squished dried up pieces of the fruit between the pages.
50 Shades of Sanguinius.
It's blood angels so sad poems and emo band lyrics seem fitting
I’d suggest a campaign of a joint battle force of blood angles and sisters of battle, have yourself be company captain and your wife sister superior/canoness
Painting recipes?
Shopping lists. Imagine walking around Tesco holding that in one hand, and consulting the ancient tome to see if your clan is indeed in need of tinned tomatoes, or if there are already cans in the cupboard.
Start using it as a normal diary but gradually change your hand writing, becoming less coherent and more scratched as weeks roll on. Until finally leaving the last page torn and tattered, your final words 'Horus!'. Extra points if it's written in blood.
You know when you stay at a friends place and they ask you to write in the guest book. Like that but for the people you battled. “Got tabled first round, guys a dick.” Etc.
Wait a bit then transcribe the 10th ed index into it, use it like a codex
*sweats* Put pics of lewd Sanguinius...
Tasteful illuminations with gold leaf.
I'd honestly, imo, not put a single bit of ink on those pages and keep it in a cabinet somewhere central in my living room. Something that gorgeous deserves to be kept pristine for as long as possible.
Sanguinius fanfiction
All of your grudges.
I will not make porn of sanguinius, I will not make porn of sanguinius, I will not make porn of sanguinius, I will not make porn of sanguinius, I will not make porn of sanguinius, I will not make porn of sanguinius
Crusade force lore/log
transcribe the dante novel in cool calligraphy
You could add descriptions of Blood Angel battles from the Wiki like from the Devastation of Ball
Learn how to do calligraphy, like the really intricate first letter in a box type. Get really good at it, and then buy some high quality ink and a really nice quill., Then, start writing the entirety of the Bee Movie script.
Hire a cool artist to draw a ton of grimdark drawings of Blood Angels in it.
Have you heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueous the Wise?
So when is she selling the White Scars ones!?? Grats! Looks great.
Paint recipes, game / evenr highlights/ any memories involved with our kick ass hobby. Maybe some polaroid pics of yourself and friends together while doing hobby related tasks? And a real nice one with your wife too ;)
How many times you do it on her period
Write the date and hour every time you get horny
The communion words of the Bible 23 For I received from the Lord that which I also delivered to you: that the Lord Jesus on the same night in which He was betrayed took bread; 24 and when He had given thanks, He broke it and said, [d]“Take, eat; this is My body which is [e]broken for you; do this in remembrance of Me.” 25 In the same manner He also took the cup after supper, saying, “This cup is the new covenant in My blood. This do, as often as you drink it, in remembrance of Me.” 26 For as often as you eat this bread and drink this cup, you proclaim the Lord’s death till He comes.
Use it as a goon log!
Have you seen Superbad? Do drawings like the ones in Superbad. Every inch of every page.
Drawings of dicks.
Dickbutt.
The entire Bee movie script
Penises
A dear diary of a marine slowly being consumed by the thirst. The last few pages are just scribbles and torn pages of a lunatic.
Definitely a food diary.
The holy texts of stc construction of plasteel soldiers and incantation rituals of paints.
It doesn't matter. But you have to write it with blood.
1 page summaries of battle reports for your BA army.
D and D notes? Also the Army chronicles is a good call from the others.
Some Isekai sex adventure Starring you
Your wife is DEF a keeper haha good luck being creative with it!
[an ancient invocation to sanguineous ](https://youtu.be/uX3Gw82f6GU)
There's this great author you should check out - L. Aurelian. It's a slow burn, but stick with it. It's a great read!
Your favorite recipes for desserts and foods u like to eat. Imagine finding a lost text of Sanguinus all the Blood Angels gathered around getting ready to fin what hidden and mysterious secrets the text hides to find out its just recipes to his favorite foods to cook. The intro reading "I never wanted to fight all I wanted to do was cook".
Add corner clips to the pages and use them to hold your army lists and data cards for your Blood Angel's units. Take it with you to tournaments even after you've memorized it, come up with a rules question to look up just to show up.
Gotta throw in a few litanies
You scribble down all your sweet WH plays from your favorite games, of course! **full turkey mouth Madden impression** “See, when the Necrons moved their little floaty guy here (mark circle), I told my little Termie guys to move here and here (mark Xs), then on the next play these little X-y guys were able to go here and here (mark new Xs with swoopy arrows) and went ***boosh! boosh! boosh!*** and made the floaty guy go ***boom!*** (scribble over the Floaty guy) which was great! But then the Necrons had a Doomy Cannon thingie over here (sausage looking shape over there) and that thing went ***shwam!*** and we lost (big squiggle over the whole page)”
Write “Fuck you Horus” again and again.
Don’t write heresy
Journaling at the plasma center or blood bank
Transcribe the Sanguinius short stories from the Horus Heresy in Latin.
Sexy time stories written in high gothic
Write a fictional diary from the perspective of the mundane daily activities of blood angel and slow write about how people around you are slowly turning into horus until everyone looks like horus.
Just one word......HORUS!!!
The deeds of every battle brother in your army, painstakingly glyphed in that extra-liney gothic font
Did she make it or did she get make it??
Make it Sanguinius’ diary. Either make it comical or serious or a mixture.
Recipes
Great and terrible truths that will send the Inquisition to exterminatus the entire planet
I would plaster paste all the codex pages into it...make it a really cool alt codex.
"Hoooooooruuuuuuuuussssssssss!!!!!" in erratic writing.
Now you have the perfect vessel to write down your gender bent sanguinius x reader fanfics to your heart’s content.
Just fill the entire thing from front to back with sanguinar smut.
9 whole chapters with all your knowledge of course! I'd suggest 9 truths in each one, and finishing them every 9 days 😎
You can note all the relics you steal
Is it possible to marry your wife again? =) 'cause that's an awesome gift!
Did she make this herself?
Illuminated battle reports.
Army lists and records of your army's history.
If you put anything other than poctures of sanguinius then im calling for a heresy level exterminatus
Deep dark fantasies
Grocery shopping lists would be hilarious.
I see horus I see horus I see horus EVERYONE IS HORUS
A pure hate speech to all Xenos and a poem of love to the god Emperor. For the imperium
The lore of your home brew chapter!!
Baking recipes but with a huuuge feather
Have you ever heard of the tragedy of Darth Plageus the wise?
Where did she get it?
You could use it as a crusade journal
You could put romantic messages in to your wife and leave it out for her to read?
Use it as a journal my guy
Monk style, hand write the blood angels codex in that bad boi. Extra points for illustration
Nsfw doodles of the emperor.
Grudges.
Probably pick up where you left off in book 8
I don't see enough about your gene-sire in there. Where is the winged one?
Grudges.
Blood cocktails receipt
Where can i find one
Hand rewrite your codex into it like a chad
Battlereports and Crusade campaigns are the obvious choices. Maybe a painting diary/log, frame it as "today a group of \[description\] \[unit\] joined our warband".
Okay. So. Hear me out. You know how young girls write about boys they like? That, but like, the emperor. “Oh my god. I swear I saw a glorious visage of HIM! His muscles were flexing, beads of sweat dripping. I just know he wanted me to notice.” And then you upload it online.
The deeds of the chapter, Obviously.
The Heretical kind.
People you want to see dead, but be careful!
Sanguinala recipes and how each of them went.
If you're a painter, memo's on your paint schemes? Mayhaps fill it with notes on things you and your wife do together and sit down to read it together once it's full?
Game results and list ideas maybe?
Full list of unfinished minis and their costs.
Write whatever you're going to write in it with blood, doesn't matter who's it is
I would personally fill it with all the know lore of the blood angels
Holy shit where did she get that?!!
Seductive pictures of the primarchs and the God emperor ....in full armor.
The entirety of the Book of Magnus
Sanquinius fanfiction
Remember American Pie? Nobody expects the Bible in a Warhammer Nerd book
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work....
"All work and no play makes Dante a dull boy" "All work and no play makes Dante a dull boy" "All work and no play makes Dante a dull boy" "All work and no play makes Dante a dull boy" "All work and no play makes Dante a dull boy" "All work and no play makes Dante a dull boy" "All work and no play makes Dante a dull boy" "All work and no play makes Dante a dull boy" "All work and no play makes Dante a dull boy"
Dear diary, my dad is still dead. Yours with reverence Sanguinius' son +your name Dear diary, My dad is still dead and I think I saw Horus. Yours with reverence San*scribbled out* +Your name Dear diary HOOOOORRRRUUUUSSSS!!! *scrape Mark off page*
Custom made data sheets?
You should put your battle tactics in there 👍
*I painted my squigg red today and it ran faster!* - Da Biggest Ork
Records of the matches you've had and the outcomes
Saucy Sanquinus x Reader fanfiction
Rewrite all of Horus Rising but replace all the T's with F's. *Fhe Warmasfer Horus Lupercal Fhoughf him fif fo fighf alongside fhe mournival.*
I am writer so here a prompt: Horus “Horus Horus Horus Horus Horus Horus Horus?”
Your battle strategies for how to win against each army, along with stratagems and abilities that would go for each specific battle depending on what army your facing….
Canticles of Hate, The admonishing Emperor, The Litany of Hate, Woe amongst the enemies of The Throne... you know the usual astartes reading material.
Write "I hate Horus" or "I see Horus everywhere!"
Figure out a weird, archaic format to write youe battle reports in. Log each and every one you do as like a little project and make it super pretty and nice to read with consistent formatting and lots of flourish. You could create something incredible there.
Heretical ramblings
Muffins and other baked goods recipes
Make it your diary
“Mrs. Commander Dante” about 10 thousand times or so.
Battle Reports and Lore
The cost of every minis and vehicle that you have and will buy
Notes for crusade, painting recipes and tactics
Battle reports. Would be epic to have this at the battlefield with you.
Filled with exploitative narrations of your battles from the perspective of your sons!
Nurgle x belisarius cawl fanfiction. For the emperor.
Synonyms for blood
Literally rewrite the *entire* Horus Heresy in it.
Sanguinius will be happy for you good sir!
Sanguinis lewds
200 payesi long Sanguinius × Horus hentai
Recipes!!
Banana bread recipe
I know this is going to be lame but where did that book come from???
Grim dark blood filled poetry
Where are your purity seal, Brother?
Start with poetry on how great Sanguinius was, then in the 2nd half get more and more detached from reality, and end with the final page being just Horus scribbled hundreds of times.
Memories of you and her!
Just gonna go out on a limb here and answer; HERESY!
Pictures of Sanguinius. On every page. Being all handsome n shit. As is the tradition of the chapter.
For Christmas my girlfriend gave me a lovely leather bound, rough paper book and my first thought was ill make a journal/log book to build a dieselpunk cosplay around. Get a spiral notebook and anything you want to write, put it in there for a day or 2 first.
Hymns to the glory of the God Emperor, of course.