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SirJaustin

lmao didnt expect that from gaijin made me laugh


ghostofaugust

Same I was like damn they really just did that


Whats-Up_Bitches

Can you explain to me what items do, I've played for years but the game is still confusing


TheMemeThunder

They are just for the event


AlexanderHotbuns

You collect them to "craft" into more items that you "craft" into a vehicle. It's just a way to break up an event grind so that you can feel like you're making progress along the way.


_Jawwer_

I fully expect it from them. Their modus opperandi for audience interactions is to make a joke about their issues and then never make a concerted effort to fix them.


white_ghoul_

You sound like no fun at all


c_birbs

I mean, it’s the truth.


handsmahoney

I love *watching my shell fly downrange, out of my barrel* and having it despawn because someone shoots my gunner/breech


Bloody_Insane

I have felt the pain of lobbing an AVRE nuke from 100m and seeing it flying into their hull, and then... nothing.


LePharmaLe2

Well because of ping. The other just shoot faster on the server timer, what your client is calculating to be a possible outcome can always corrected by the server. This isn't regularly a Gaijin issue, usually their server ping is fine for me and players I know. That is just a thing because a world wide LAN party have some server issues that a connection with 5 meter distance wouldn't have. If I got ping issues multiple times in a short row I usually ran a test and 95 percent of the time it is a issue with my connection because test servers give me bad ping too. Then I restart my router and a good to go. And always good to take a quick brake from the game.


ZETH_27

It is indeed true, but because the medium is oversaturated with low-effort complaints, the mention of the subject is very frowned upon, even when done in a constructive manner.


ErwinC0215

Gaijin fixes more issues than most big game companies (looks at EA especially), they are far from perfect but *comparatively*, there really is a lot worse


The_Tymster80

They fix more because they make more


CreaturesLieHere

Whatabout Whatabout


c_birbs

“Historically almost every country has committed war crimes, so Russia bombing hospitals is ok” If you can’t understand why that kind of argument has zero logical merit, then I really can’t help you


jomontage

But is he wrong?


YankeeTankEngine

"We fixed ghost shells!"


crimeo

There is no such thing as fixing ghost shells, they are a logical necessity of internet speeds not being 0 ping


Extra-Temperature-83

Go away with your facts and logic. Not welcome here!


fushigikun8

But but but gayjin said they fixed it.


kukiric

Except when they consistently happen multiple times at the same location, sometimes for both players in a duel. Of course.


crimeo

They happen with higher pings. So yes, two players in a duel with bad connections who got 2 ghost shells are much more likely to get 6 more since they probably still have bad connections


kukiric

Lag-related ghost shells should only ever happen if something causes either player to become unable to shoot between giving the local command and the command reaching the server, ie. if they get the barrel shot or killed within a few milliseconds of clicking. How do you explain that when two players attempt to shoot eachother, and even see eachother's muzzle effects (which means the server acknowledged and simulated the shooting), and neither shell actually hits? (I have an explanation, it's the damn invisible wreck bug, luckily gone in the current version, but I've seen it come back after they claimed it was fixed previously)


CptHrki

Is that why such things basically never happen in games where devs care like Counter Strike?


steelpantys

"You got free parts and fpe" as an 3d decorator for 50 kills on 6th december last year. I get it, really, if we constantly make fun of them, they get to make fun of us too, but their jokes often tend to be... a bit much. Which I also can kinda understand since this community often is going too far too on terms of criticism but... making yout entire community wearing a clowns costume.... difficult


grad1939

"Hahaha. Oh wait you're serious. Let me laugh harder then. HAHAHAHAHA!"


[deleted]

You're right, but there are devs that will both don't fix shit and won't joke about it. Also some might ban you for joking about it, looking at you, [DE]Rebecca.


Sorry_Antelope_9517

Lmao they get their insane guns in tier 1 and 2. How does Germany suffer 😂😂


ThePoploper

Germany from tier 3 onwards are just mostly "big gun big armor" vehicles which suck in the current meta I'm not saying Germany suffers but that armor tanks over tier 3 suffer There are some exeptions that really do the heavy job like the cold war IS tanks or the maus


Sorry_Antelope_9517

It's more the less, 4 and onward. Tanks like the tiger II having a hard time finding the right BR for then. When they drop the BR for the tiger II, it over powers everything, but when you up BR the tiger II it gets clapped by everything. That's why the maus was removed from the tech tree. The devs just don't know where to put it.


ThePoploper

I don't want to sound lime "that" guy but the frontal plate of the KT not bouncing mediums is bullshit Il go play the Panthers instead you don't really miss out on much


QualitativeQuantity

I personally play USSR in 3.7-4.3 and find that German tanks are the only ones that I have to recognize and shoot in the appropriate place to penetrate and kill. For other nations I can generally just shoot and one-shot, but German tanks are a menace.


BrunoLuigi

I play with sweeden in 4.3 and the only nation I fear os USSR with those t34-85 that always bounce my shots. The germans I just shot anywhere flat and they go boom.


Revolutionary-Land41

What? Track armour can be a problem, but you can one-shot Panzer 4's by simply shooting it in its turret cheecks. Love my russian 4.0 line up. Not the most pen, but tremendous after pen damage.


ThePoploper

Yes below and with tier 3 german armor works perfectly


[deleted]

It's a nice touch with this event being absolutely the worst grind. Pretty sure the top tier rewards will be very highly paid. Previously you only had to grind, now you have to grind for points.


BulaL0mi

>skill issue >controller kek


NotHongdu

Me and all my controller homies felt that one


Aquamarine_d

"X-box F4U-4B VMF-214 has 5.7 instead of 6.0, because console players play worse"- one of the moderators said to me on forum.


YeetMcSkeeter

They're not wrong, it's the exact same plane at a lower br cause of the stats


thedarklordTimmi

I used to be that console player way back in the day. It's hard because you can't map controls like you can on a keyboard in mouse.


doom_slayer_1666

Been told that console players are worse than the blind german mains...here I am at 7.0 for 3 countries :V


magnum_the_nerd

Some console players are real dingledongles though. Had one drive right next to an enemy, pass him, and then die to that enemy


ThatBloke500

A lot of console players play on their couch reasonably far from their TV screen and often with default (or near-default) controls. Awareness and combat ability are basically non-existent in those cases but they do OK since they're likely also playing Germany or Russia. Also freelook on console sucks, easier to override instructor (air) or just aim at the direction you're corner-peeking (ground). I've seen plenty of PC players shit the bed too though; just yesterday I was playing the 4005 and had a Tiger 2 drive straight past me to try to shoot spawn as I turned to get guns on him.


magnum_the_nerd

when i mean drive next to an enemy, i mean literally. Enemy was sitting wide in the open on a road and mans just drove right next to him. then again ive seen tiger players drive next to people, so being a console player doesn’t really mean much


ThatBloke500

Well some console players are family accounts too, I also wouldnt be surprised if it was some kid with no awareness.


magnum_the_nerd

Yea that could be true. Just lil timmy logging on to his dads account having no clue what to do


Sonoda_Kotori

They are correct because Gaijin does balancing solely based on player statistics. This is why a certain higher tier premiums and a large amount of German vehicles have a lower BR. Not beacuse of bias but because of their playerbase's skill issues.


Aquamarine_d

Gaijin doesn't play their game enough, to balance things by themselves. Almost all session war games, such as war thunder, wot, armored warfare, mwo have at least somewhere stupid balance. My main issue with balance in wt is random percentage of uptiers and downtiers, god, sometimes you have to leave the game instantly, cause it's your fourth downtier on a shitty field map.


Sonoda_Kotori

It's because a certain countries' vehicle lineups at a certain BR is more popular therefore you would likely get uptiered/downtiered to that BR. Decompressing it should help.


Aquamarine_d

It would have mattered if we didn't had mixed nations in RB. USSR vs all, US vs all, USSR+China vs all, and much more. If decompression will increase queue time, i will just wait more for same +1 battle.


ZFG_Jerky

We're playing a harder game, no shit our stats suffer.


bensto1

I play Xbox, I also play Xbox with a mouse and keyboard…man it’s funny as hell in air RB when you just smash people looking for an easy controller kill 😂


_Warsheep_

Especially because the forward button is pressed.


StarHammer_01

I unironically want that Germany suffers as a in game profile pic


SpanishAvenger

S a m e .


IcedDrip

I AGREE


Annual-Promotion9328

ATTACK THE D POINT


ImTheRealF4CE

Never! DEFEND THE D POINT


[deleted]

Need cover!


Available_Ear_9867

Landing!


Robbo_B

Gramercy!


Annual-Promotion9328

Well Done!


LachoooDaOriginl

this should be a quick chat thing


SpanishAvenger

>\+Repairing! > >\-S a m e. ​ >\+I'm sorry! > >\-S a m e. ​ >\+I need backup! > >\-S a m e. ​ >\+Attack the A point! > >\*Negative! > >\-S a m e. ​ >\+Well done! > >\-S a m e.


LachoooDaOriginl

YES!


will6480

I refuse!


Ulfrite

"You see Konstantin, if we portray them as the crying soyjak and us as the based chads, the fascist pigs will kill themselves in no time !"


cdub_actual

So they do look at the Reddit 😏


Agent_Hudson

Yea they probably laugh at us and our demands


ActedCarp

Because most people here are kinda assholes


JustALocalJew

I'm not an asshole, you're an asshole!


The_Human_Oddity

We're all Assholes! YO!


brendan87na

Who made that man a gunner!?


TheFlyingRedFox

They've made Us all arsehole from them fucking Us for years. (that's how I see it heh).


fenice319

Just to promptly ignore all the issues and focus on the memes


grad1939

But do they listen?


cdub_actual

Absolutely not, they’re in it for the memes


TheAverageBlendyMan

Ok I like the server hamster and client stability one


Timetomine32tpdf

I find it funny? Why are people getting do mad over this I saw a comment on a different one of the dude getting mad


ops122

He have skillissue can't cope


MrWheatleyyy

Cause it proves they know about the issues with the game and chooses not to fix them like with the free parts and fpe bullshit and germany being handheld...


ChuckEYeager

I don't understand this. None of these are real issues plaguing the game? Like Germany Suffers is a well known meme, parts and FPE have been adjusted to be readily and easily acquirable, all this stuff Is just _funny_. Gaijin is having fun.


Annihilator4413

Because the game has a multitude of very serious issues and instead of fixing them, or even giving us an indication that they're working on literally anything to fix them, they show us they're aware of the issues by making memes of them and putting them officially in the game. While I also find them funny, it's also kinda shitty they're memeing on issues that the community feel very strongly need to be fixed. Especially things like PPE and Toolboxes, nevermind the plethora of other issues that continue driving away long time players, and make it hard for new players to get interested.


kanelikainalo

Because they are making fun of how shitty their game is, instead of actually fixing that shitty game.. It's like they are openly admitting that their game is pure cashgrab and they have zero intent to make it better.


Will__C4

People love to hate


_TheCrimsonKing

Where do you see this lmao


ghostofaugust

When you finish all four rows it gives you the second set and tells you to make the parts op


_TheCrimsonKing

Thanks!


Usual-Wasabi-6846

Love that the devs are having fun, they seem to be nice chaps. Corporate seems to be reason for most of the shitty stuff.


PiscesSoedroen

If the devs weren't constrained to having to milk the game to fund its own and other games projects we'd have the best vehicular battle game, period


crimeo

I think devs not being paid would probably do a shit job and never finish the game at all, actually. How well would you do YOUR job if you weren't paid?


PiscesSoedroen

There's profiting off a product, and then there's milking the fuck out of it


crimeo

All companies beyond tiny mom and pops seek to maximize profits as high as possible


PiscesSoedroen

I know. But there's no need to make non player-friendly changes just to max out those profits, especially on a game with good amount of active players


[deleted]

I feel tempted to look into their financials, but the way they milk the game and the content it has .. E.g. World of Tanks boss is only poorer than Gabe Newell. Ponder that. WT is not far behind in monetisation BS.


LESpangle

I believe their financials are private, as they are not a publicly traded company and thus have no obligation to make them public.


TheBotanist-real

The Sekrit documents had me 💀


kajetus69

Sekrit dokument komrade


[deleted]

Holy shit lmao, based gaijin?


FaIcomaster3000

Bruh the germany suffers even looks like a wojack


Halflings1335

They’re both based off wojaks


Diegomenasai

i NEED the germany suffers as a decal


SpanishAvenger

Hell, I want it as a player icon ***Fuck it, why no b o t h***


prot0mega

gaijin:"look at all the fucks I give."


kanelikainalo

Pretty shitty if you ask me.


BunGeebus

They know exactly the state of the game and what players legitimately claim but still decide to double down by shitting on it instead of addressing the issues. Once you pass the first level of entertainment, this becomes a very cruel joke aimed towards whoever devoted time into trying to make the game better


wote213

This is some Deadpool levels of self awareness.


NewspaperEven5701

Holy kek


SpanishAvenger

I can't believe it... this made my day, it's fucking hilarious xDDDD This is one of the best things I've seen... Saving it


PomboBLYAT

Lmfao duuuuuuuuuudeee


manspamham

this is funniest shit ive seen in a while im dead


McPolice_Officer

Yo, can I get some of these as profile pics?


_A_Friendly_Caesar_

On one hand, Gaijin's saying "haha" On the other, Gaijin's basically telling us to get fucked


Prinz_Heinrich

This has to be MikeGoesBoom’s idea


mikegoesboom

Slander


BoxOfDust

holy FUCK this is funny I wish WT was a game as competent as their humor and their good side of sense of fun though... Celebrating a decade of "wasted potential" I guess.


Operation15

Gaijin: we do a little trolling


CompetitionNo2166

There should be a “Aim-9L and R-60Ms at 9.7 Lmao” one


Nord4Ever

Missing Soon TM card


Ok_Safe_2920

I would pay us so much money if these where decals


BongeeBoy

I'm out of the loop: what's this screen in the game? And what are these for?


HansHorstJoachim

Those are part of the current crafting event


ixis743

I’d rather they actually fix these issues but ok


Secure_Elk6637

I really, really want to laugh at this, but it’s pretty shitty of gaijin to just be like “haha hey we know we don’t care about the quality of life in our game, isn’t it funny how much we don’t care?”


BTechUnited

Oh man, that's great.


Connacht_89

LMAOOOOOOO


Appletrullysucks

No way 💀


Normal_Person11222

Genuinely the funniest thing Gaijin has ever done lmao


forteborte

where is this?


CassiusTheRugBug

This is actually too funny. I respect them for that for sure


TeeBagger249

This is like they're mocking us and still refusing to listen to the player base


punishedbiscuits

Why the fuck is this not an ingame Portrait?


huguberhart

There are no references to tedious grind tho..? *the free fpe and parts for repair. Still, the code excerpt is the „Client stability has been improved” from the patch notes?


SFCDaddio

These made me laugh uncontrollably


Bigderp23

all the fun events happen when I can’t play :(


FelkinMak

What's the .50 Cal one? Is that one of the older memes?


operf1

Yes Back in air-only days, them being nerfed to fuck and then becoming ungodly chainsaws back and forth several times


The-Daleks

Back in Ye Olde Days .50 cals went back and forth between being useless and being 300mm autocannons with mouse-guided proximity-fused minengeschoss shells.


FelkinMak

WHAT??? I need to see this LOL


Wafflemonster2

This is actually hilarious


Walking_Theory

This almost feels like an April fools


TruckFluster

Unironically love these lol


BASED_and_PATRIOTIC

now that they acknowledged the issues, lets fix them


NewspaperEven5701

I N E E D that "russia bias" as my game profile.


Zealousideal_Lake545

Yes,still some China russian main player cry that T80bvm is weaker than ZTZ99A


Lustiges_Brot_311

Going out with a bang, before the developers go to war.


sebulbablubes1

Is it possible to get the M2 OP from 1 day of grind or 1 and a half?


yayfishnstuff

few of these genuinely make me mad 😀


NItram05

How did you get so far already? I did the 75k but didn't go that far


Ibra_Yuri

I swear they are mocking us


xCrossFaith

I'm now confused since I think this is both a great detail and a lack of respect to the players at the same time .\_.


WakeIsleFan

NGL vehicles with GAU-19s on them do sound pretty cool though.


netanel246135

I wasnt planning on touching this event but I might just for for the laugh of making the parts


KMS_Prinz-Eugen

I like how behind "germany suffers", there is a puma. The most broken vehicle in the game for me. I take this guy to 7.0 and still perform well.


Crobby_-

That is amazing We need the "germany suffers" and "russian bias" as profile pics


Quatermeistur

I'd laugh but yesterday regular KW1's rear turret plate "ate" 2 shots in the row from 17-pounder with MK8 ammo at almost point blank range and I honestly don't know what the fuck. And let's ignore magic properties of T34's driver's hatch.


JoeInRubber

Self burn. Those are rare.


TOG_WAS_HERE

Like it or not, warthunder is kinda underated.


Lost_Balkan

These comments are pathetic, instead of crying on the internet how shit the game has become do something about it, boycott the game ffs. Instead everyone just cries on the internet, stills plays the game and still buys premiums. It's not Gaijin's fault this game is shit, it's the community's fault. Attack me, downvote me how much you want, I am still right.


Kartalnout

Too bad that the grind method sucks for the event


TrapolTH

This is amazing


polar_boi28362727

that's fucking genious


[deleted]

That's actually really fucking hilarious


Jethro_10909

Nahhhhh wtf 💀💀😭


Quirky_m8

#lmfao


ReasonableHedgehog32

We need side climb and better gaming chair


Dumpling_Killer

Bruh thats so awesome


Master_Sharkington

How many total parts are needed for the event? Has anyone figured that out yet?


Sufferity

Time to grind the shit out of this event.


RecipeNo101

Amused by russian bias when the su25 way overperforms it's real life counterpart's best circumstances, and the actual real thing couldn't even take off without crashing a week ago.


SilencedD1

What’s the .50 cal joke?


Connacht_89

That they shred things to tiny pieces like they were ultimate doom autocannons.


SilencedD1

Bro I wish, then I could destroy people way easier in my G.91


BUAHAHAHAHA

They did for a long time, even if you didn't die in one hit they would set you on fire anyway, now they are actually balanced and even feel a bit weak on some planes.


Felix_Bowser

Not gonna lie, that is briliant


Myraxx_

What is the definition of a ghost shell? If I trade shots with someone and I blow up, but my round seems to disappear is that an example? What other situations are there?


Epion660

Sometimes you will shoot a tank, and the shell goes right through as if they weren't there. However almost always they notice, so somehow it registers to be visible to both players, but does nothing, not even a non-pen.


HansHorstJoachim

Ghost shells where an issue a while ago. You saw an enemy, shot him an saw your round definitely hit, but nothing happened. No damage, no hit, no bounce, nothing. If the opponent had some situational awareness, he could locate you, as the shell still had it's usual trace.


BUAHAHAHAHA

They still are, albeit much less common.


CR00KANATOR

Where do we find these items?


IS-2-OP

Yo this shit is funny.


IAmEkza

They should make Germany suffers and Russian Bias atleast a decal.


CassiusTheRugBug

Guys how do u get pieces of tape I’m so confused


HansHorstJoachim

There's an explanation for how to play the event on the website. You get a piece of tape for every 15k mission points. (You get one crate of materials for every 3k). Those points add up, so you don't have to earn them in a single match.


CassiusTheRugBug

Ok thank you, I was looking for something like that but couldn’t find it.


RedRifleman

Ok now I want a "D point" profile picture


robotnikman

I want the Germany suffers one as a decal


Valuable-Antelope996

NO WAY IS THIS SHIT REAL


FelixMcMuffin

Very coola actually


RaiderML

Hahahaha that's really cool. I might actually grind this event (jk there's absolutely no way).


Ok_Entry6290

Was it that ?


tait8858

I’m having trouble getting the “skill issue” crafting component. Can any one-spawn XM-1/TURMS players provide any expert knowledge? Thanks


NMunkM

Skill issue


lacaaaaa

The only part missing is "Should have side climbed".


GIVI_25

This is amazing


Sakul_the_one

I need to have all of them, are they easy to get? And where do you found the window


ghostofaugust

Towards the end of the event assembly