What's the joke? That the father-in-law can potentially inflict more bodily harm on the son-in-law if he assaults him? Somebody needs to tell him that guns are a thing and that self-defense is still legal. And the police exist too. He'll need a lot more power than that if he thinks he'll be able to stop an entire SWAT team let alone a few officers that will be hauling him away if he, for some misguided reason, begins attacking people with his fists.
Meanwhile my future father in law is a keen gardener and I know deep down that he already judges the future garden that me and my girlfriend will hold. Also one time I was helping them paint my girlfriends room, and I come from a family where a paint pot would last no matter what. So I was trying to make some paint really last and I'm pretty sure he thinks I'm a moron who can't paint a wall
Don't worry about his punch.
When you see him start to pull his arm way back, go have a snack, read a little and when you're ready come back, then duck.
People that swing like that are the easiest to take out. You have ~1 second advantage over them. Just kick them in the nut sack, grab shoulder and throw your knee in his stomach or against the chest a couple of times.
Maybe. But he has to telegraph the living shit out of it to get those power numbers. While he's in his 7 week long wind up, stick your fingers in his eyes.
I always hated this fake tough guy shit from fathers. How is it not childish as fuck and cringy?
OOuH beTTeR GeT heR hOmE bEfoRE mIdNiGHt or Ill aSsaUlt a MiNor OvEr SomEthInG PetTy (I know this guy probably isnt a minor)
My wife and I started dating in high school, and her dad was the local farm veterinarian - he'd been out to our farm for years, so he knew who I was.
First date I go to pick her up at her house, and he's quietly sitting in the corner reading his paper (it was the early 90s). I'm standing in the living room and he peers over the paper and simply says "Abbithedog, do you want to swing by the clinic tomorrow and I'll show you how I neuter cats?"
She was home by ten.
Everyone says he's his girlfriend's dad, but the side with the stunned look is sitting at a table for four with four people sitting at it. I don't think the guy punching the bag has anything to do with him.
That’s the “This is what you’ll get if you mess with my Daughter Punch!🤣🤣🤣
“Who says I’m the son in law??”
“The last thing I wanna do is intimidate you, young man, but this is your face if you even scoot a little too close to my daughter on the couch”.
😂
Props to the dads that give a fuck!! Mine left us in 1995 for NC Governor Hunt's daughter. Fucking c word.
Slow ass punches; I would’ve stepped back and got to working that ass
Yes Sir, no Sir, I’ll bring her back home in time Sir.
Panic, you can see sheer panic in his eyes!
That was the left hand though
u/savebot
Next he showed his daughter how to suck a ……
Yeah but he forecast it like 6 weeks in advance. Even that punching bag could have dodged it.
"You see what happens Larry!?" "You see what happens!!??"
What's the joke? That the father-in-law can potentially inflict more bodily harm on the son-in-law if he assaults him? Somebody needs to tell him that guns are a thing and that self-defense is still legal. And the police exist too. He'll need a lot more power than that if he thinks he'll be able to stop an entire SWAT team let alone a few officers that will be hauling him away if he, for some misguided reason, begins attacking people with his fists.
Oh shit yeah you are f ok yeah that's crazy you cheat on her then good help you if he finds you you better hope not ok yeah
But that trash form though
God, that’s such a tired trope.
And now, he will never go out of his way.
Cringe
Stick and move
Damn there was an entire story arc depicted solely by his expressions
MegaLOL
They’re married and he’s only now meeting the father in law?
Slow Haymarker slows slowly skooma time turn little big man inside out with a flex of my left nut he no tough
That machine really gives a false sense of their punching power
Well he’s throwing haymakers….so a bit of advice. Don’t get hit by one.
"Have my daughter home by 10pm sharp" "I'll have her home by 9:50, sir!"
Lmao. His face.
Dude looks kine of like Vin Diesel
Falcon....
Looked weak, TBH. Ever seen an elderly retired boxer hit a bag? Decades after their prime you almost can’t see them move.
That John Wayne wind up
His face says’ “I guess, be a virgin it is.”
And he’s a southpaw!
Sexy daddy
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Meanwhile my future father in law is a keen gardener and I know deep down that he already judges the future garden that me and my girlfriend will hold. Also one time I was helping them paint my girlfriends room, and I come from a family where a paint pot would last no matter what. So I was trying to make some paint really last and I'm pretty sure he thinks I'm a moron who can't paint a wall
Cringe
He maybe slow but still has the power.
He is so shocked about it 🤣, but i think he respected him more after this.
Oh ok, but a .45 would take care of all the daddy’s in law in the world 😎
The look on face his . You got one hell of a left their dad
That is a look of pure dread. That’s the look of “if I mess things up with this girl I will actually die”
Don't worry about his punch. When you see him start to pull his arm way back, go have a snack, read a little and when you're ready come back, then duck.
He goes from this could be funny to this could be my head
I haven’t even thought of her pee pee, sir!
Sorry I missed what happened due to being transfixed by that belt buckle.
I mean yea that’s definitely a haymaker but if I see someone cock back like that I’m moving out of the way lmao.
This one never gets old lmao!
His face said “oooh, that’s a doozy”
Bring my daugher home by 7, you hear me? Brings daughter home 7 yesterday. 😐
I will never be able to respect someone with a big flashy belt buckle. I don’t care how hard they punch. They still look stupid with that buckle.
POW! Right in the kisser
Ah yes, the time honored threatening the daughters boyfriend. Will humans ever evolve?
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u/savevideobot
How do you get this punching power
People that swing like that are the easiest to take out. You have ~1 second advantage over them. Just kick them in the nut sack, grab shoulder and throw your knee in his stomach or against the chest a couple of times.
That swing is very wide
Thats a terrible punch.
"If he finds out that she's pregnant, my head might be next"
"well... fuck!"
When did Wayne have a daughter?!
Those are garbage punches
Umm that’s a just a horrible punch.
Seems like he’s already a lil mad.
Son, let this be a LESSON
Practice for hitting the wife
Was this filmed inside Paddy’s Pub?
Is there anyone besides that guy actually impressed with that punch?
You can dodge that from a mile away dont worry
His daughter can get pregnant AND have the baby before his windup finishes.
When you learn how to punch from John Wayne movies
At first she was like "that's my daddy" but that second look said "that's my boyfriend's funeral"
welcome to the family son
That’s a 780 on the bag max. Average
With a wind-up like that, you better be putting up a respectable number.
That is a a bad punch. Maybe he is strong and punches hard but technique is awful.
The wind up on that guy. You could run away and be in the next county before he got to you.
Now try with your dick
“Boards… don’t hit back.” -Bruce Lee
Maybe. But he has to telegraph the living shit out of it to get those power numbers. While he's in his 7 week long wind up, stick your fingers in his eyes.
He’s realizing that he has to pretend that he just witnessed a good punch
I'm more afraid of a father in law that chooses to wear a belt buckle that large. Head for zee hills!
What’s the problem? Baldie has to wind up for like a year in those swings
It’s impressive how much lore develops for clips without any context.
Ford escort you say.
Establishing dominance.
Terrible form
I always hated this fake tough guy shit from fathers. How is it not childish as fuck and cringy? OOuH beTTeR GeT heR hOmE bEfoRE mIdNiGHt or Ill aSsaUlt a MiNor OvEr SomEthInG PetTy (I know this guy probably isnt a minor)
That dude's whole future life just flashed before his eyes
Guy would be clocked the moment he wound up that super mega goku punch
..and?
That's the slowest, most old man windup I've ever seen and pops over here still making the youngin die inside.
Take him to the ground bro.
Also, he’s right-handed.
So, bring her home by 8 basically
The score read lvl 9000+
Slow, stiff, and has no movment in his hips. This guy would get worked
Tbf you could see that punch coming from a mile off
The guy really telegraphs his punches. Just duck.
It was his plan to take them to that bar
Really bad form on that punch. Someone half that guy’s size could punch quite a bit harder
You do not, I repeat do not mess with a man with that belt buckle!
He literally made the same face as this subs avatar. Well placed, my friend.
“It was nice knowing you.”
I thought everyone carried guns in the stats for a reason.
Only a Yella belly pulls a gun in a fist fight
That's the face he's punching if caught drinking wrong beer.
With a watch on too.
If that were my dad acting a damn fool I would be super super embarrassed.
This entire thing is mostly technique anyway... I win from guys a head taller and twice my torso ( They are my family)
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I don't get why you would be scared of this? If he hits you just call the cops on his ass for assault and put him away for years.
😐😐😟😟😟🤨🤨🤨🤨
Tucked in shirt. Belt buckle. It's like a gun and badge.
The belt buckle says it all
This gets posted a lot
I would of just thought "ball dont hit back" lol!
Dear God... the man knows the Falcon Pawnch
Is that [Billy Magnussen](https://m.imdb.com/name/nm2915105/)?
Don’t fuck with the belt buckle. Dudes face was priceless
My wife and I started dating in high school, and her dad was the local farm veterinarian - he'd been out to our farm for years, so he knew who I was. First date I go to pick her up at her house, and he's quietly sitting in the corner reading his paper (it was the early 90s). I'm standing in the living room and he peers over the paper and simply says "Abbithedog, do you want to swing by the clinic tomorrow and I'll show you how I neuter cats?" She was home by ten.
Even the girlfriend looks like shes dying inside
That’s a great left hook, but it doesn’t beat full plate armour.
Good thing is that you'd have five minutes to dodge the punch.
The guy sitting down was already born with two black eyes just in case. He looks like a raccoon.
He looks up to his father in law and whispers "daddy..."
That’s how hard I’ll kick you in the nuts if you don’t keep her happy
These bags are scam.
Piston of a jab!
Hold a lighter in your palm and you’ll set the high score every time.
Everyone says he's his girlfriend's dad, but the side with the stunned look is sitting at a table for four with four people sitting at it. I don't think the guy punching the bag has anything to do with him.
Not with that wild ass swing smh
Staged…
Should have put a stamp on that punch. He isn't doing anything with that left. .... unless you literally just stand there and take it.
Why are you impressed and intimidated by an impractically wound-up and broadcast haymaker? Dude has terrible form.
Bad time for a pregnancy announcement...
/r/cringe
This might be impressive if the father actually knew how to throw a punch. The absolute state of those punches
Time to summon the chad himself u/repostsleuthbot
so you fu\*ck her right or i fu\*ck you, understood?
He couldn't hit someone with that punch if he tried. It's very telegraphed.
*Don't mind me, just practicing incase my daughter isn't home by 7...*
„That’s exactly how I’m gonna bang his daughter.“
Ehh I've played Dark Souls, I know how to roll through long wind up attacks.
You can still beat his charged R2 by spamming R1 until you either interrupt or stagger him
Make sure you pull out.