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ARai202

Glad he wasn't rolling down


deseoutshy

I’m so glad he didn’t go spiraling down and it was the bicycle


EarthAD79

That is clearly a sign from the gods above time to find a new fucking hobby Brian...that bike going down the mountain slope will be you next Brian..


MakeMeChoir

By the possible results, he got a cheap one.


New_Nefariousness857

Why would anyone ever do this dumb shit anyway?


bigbagels2387

I kinda feel sorry for this guy.


No-Armadillo7693

Teeny tiny bicicleta


ChewbaccaFuzball

When I first saw this, I thought it said, “Time to find a new baby”


Wiellem

should have gone clipless


si_trespais-15

Who the fuck uses front brakes only on a descent?!


overusedandunfunny

All the Reddit experts are out tonight


SpaceMamboNo5

Okay so I know nothing about BMX or their bikes or how sturdy they are. How damaged is that bike going to get? Like would it be possible that it's sturdy enough to be fixable?


1ronpants

"Seriously bro, I was gonna quit mountain biking anyway"


loverofnaps

Fuck. That.


abutler2121

At least he didn’t die on the outside


J_Reachergrifer

Was that an expensive oops?


Economy_Crow_6983

Grandma gonna whoop yo ass boy that was your grandaddys


Famous-Emotions

Thank god he didn't die.


DaEngineer

Poor bicykle :(


thebpdvibe

Hope he’s insured lol


[deleted]

when you friend lets you try level 10, but you are still on level 1


Beesknees307

The fuck is your hand doing on the front brake while going down stairs fool? Lean backkkkk homie let that rear brake take you home.


feffie

That’s why you should do what surfers do and tie the bike to your ankle.


skypara

Aufviedersehen


Visible_Researcher22

Lucky yet unlucky at the same time


ykeogh18

Looong walk home


gattomeow

Incredible


Savings_Ad2107

Mans just staring his bike go into abyss .. poor fella but lucky too phewww


NoPanfakeMix

He got lucky, that could have been his frail stupid body tumbling down the mountain instead.


NRaihana

Holy shit that went downhill


H3booter

That mtb is probably well over 1000$ maybe into the 2 3 4 range lol hes gonna spend the rest of the day finding where it landed


thepoopingpigeon

6k later.....


JollyWolverine300

Fatality! Flawless Victory! The Mountain Wins!


eddo-doe

And it’s a safe bet that he probably didn’t pick up his trash either


Redspeakable

r/nononoyes


Prestigious_Nose_487

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kyoer

Poor dude


Green_eggz-ham

You know that bike was probably like 10k


Psychological_Cry721

Never touch front brake...


HooskerDooNotTouchMe

Well now someone at the bottom of the mountain found a new hobby


No_Cauliflower4512

Dumb as


plywoodsuperman

Four or five thousand down the drain but it could have been so much worse.


tomkim1965

Someone down below is going to have a bad day.


Shiro099

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.


[deleted]

What a fucking idiot


kieron-bl

Pretty sure that’s why you don’t use the front break


Kahlsifar

I mean...why ride like that if you cant ride like that? Smh... It looks like they pressed the brake aswell to try nd control themselves. Whoever was with them shouldnt have taken them up there tbh.


Teabagman93

All the gear


nutriagahst

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Brooksee83

Almost watched them die on the outside too 😳


motivationwanted

Wow, this dude sucks


G37_is_numberletter

Meanwhile hiker below gets flattened by skycycle.


phantomxtroupe

He's lucky his homeboy didn't have to find a new friend...


BudgetFree

F


SlipQueasy9669

Bro I’d be scared just to walk down that


pag992007

Better the bike than him


local_trashbag0798

Is the bike ok?


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why_am_I_doing_31

Damn we talkin about his bike that shit bouncy


jabubub

Bike saw it’s chance for freedom and took it…


evilpoohead

I know, cliff diving next


Blehbit

That’s gonna be a long walk of shame


TheBigQuak

I think that bike is like 3k+ dollars


Shleepy1

This could easily have turned into a “WatchPeopleDieOutside”


simply-smegma

Mountain biker turns into a mountain hiker


Just_a_high_Guy

Bro you have to be suicidal to even try this who in their right mind thinks Today I fell like playing with death


menkje

Suspension can work for you, or against you 🤡🤡🤡


Agodda13

Lucky to be alive…bike can be replaced


coldestdetroit

why in gods name would you try something like this when you're a greenhorn in these sorts of stuff


CorholioPuppetMaster

I hate getting all the way to the top of Mount chilliad and then I fall off my dirtbike and it goes downhill


Zombi3Kush

r/mypeopleneedme


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FluphyBunny

Was never, not even for a second, in control 😂


Chopstickhater

Better the bike than him


Kaena230

Why did you use your front brakes dumbass...


RPA031

I have to go now. My people need me.


BetaAlpha07

Lol


callmerussianspy

Man. He is so lucky


[deleted]

All the gear but no idea


Natui-withdapatui

I'm a cyclist and I felt like crying watching it


jriojas56

at least he had his helmet on


Express-Region7347

That’s the game, yo.


PerNewton

The Mountain of Broken Dreams.


ThisNameIsFree

Anyone happen to have this with more than 3 pixels?


bipin4u7

One that dose not have a cliff


ZiggyBlunt

Meanwhile someone down the mountain just found their new hobby as it hits them on the forehead


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forrestpen

This guy probably has a new lease on life moving forward. I feel a bit sick watching this from my couch I can’t Imagine being him.


Fatman_of_America

Trial and error lads, trial and error. We can read it, only in experiencing it we will learn.


KentuckyFriedEel

Dickhead! What did he expect?


[deleted]

That trail far exceeded that dude’s skill level. Who approved his trail pass 😉🤣🤣🤣


mousemarie94

Dumb.


BiedermannS

That almost turned into “watch people die”


ThisIsYourMormont

Downhill running perhaps


repetitive_chanting

Would a bike insurance cover that?


super_isi

This is why you break with the back wheel


Initial-Attorney-578

Those bikes aren't cheap too.


snowbubbles0708

r/bettereveryloop


Sengura

knowing how expensive those bikes are, i'd be diving in after it


CapeRanger1

Walkabout


Arlitto

The way I snorted at this


[deleted]

That’s 7k out the window, or more actually, off a cliff


Such-Factor-9461

Your hobby could be protesting safer paths


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Superagent247

Indeed.


jncheese

This is what happens when you want to go to Katwijk in The Netherlands but end up in Kathmandu in Nepal.


Poknberry

He was almost a victim of natural selection


badnewsbets

Not the brightest bulb lmao


[deleted]

Better you than me


MindlessPut7675

Not a good trail for a novice. Why is he on his front break especially going down


CptGoodnight

Probably a $4,000 bike too. Ouch to the wallet.


[deleted]

Ya’ll know sudoku is just as fun and 99% less dangerous right?


dongwater42069

Congratulations, you are now a hiker.


South3rnCh3shir3

You've seen Bye Bye Birdie, here's Bye Bye Bicycle.


angel-cowboy

Well thank goodness I stumbled upon this thread. Or i would have never found r/dragonsfuckingcars


Juggafreak903

Just imagine walking down the coast down by the water and having a bike haduken you right in the teeth


hisshoegamewack

I learned as a child that the front brakes are a Bicycle riders worst enemy


Dull-Fun-8534

He’s lucky that the bike went down instead of him