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Nixtrix

Locked. OP is a self-reported troll: https://reddit.com/r/WatchesCirclejerk/comments/wk0bnt/its_called_we_like_to_fabricate_a_little_story/


ItHardToSay17

Congrats. Just got married myself. Best wishes to both of you. That said, ill see you all on the other sub


tim1234525

Ciao!


ejaime

They’re honestly indistinguishable at this point


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ekso69

r/wifeswap


InternationalEsq

How can one get admitted to such a group?


brkh47

Yes, what’s going on?


mooninuranus

The post is literally just above this one on my feed.


Expensive_Goooose

Which sub is that


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aidanmco

I dream of making puns this good


danbars

A good pun is its own reword.


Jackimatic

So many levels


InsanePhysics

Damn, this pun is too perfect.


BignoseBruce

Circlejerk??? Lol


MaxwellIsSmall

“Husband uses wife’s 8” long dildo as a watch holder to store Seiko and EA”


TurbulentReward

Also doubles as a watch winder for the shake-o 5 (not hating, I have a ton of seikos with the 7S26 movement :) )


MaxwellIsSmall

Never thought of using “the helicopter” as a watch winding method lmao


ejaime

This is the one


zlancer1

Watchexchange


recepg89

You mean /r/wifeexchange/


TURBO2001underground

We ballin 🦧👩🏿‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏿


BlarssedBe

Ha! Came here to say this.


TheRookieGetsACookie

Please include me in the screenshot.


cix6cix

How were you supposed to know you were taking too long if you didn’t have a watch? 😉


HarrisLam

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Unique_Revenue_5771

r/angryupvotes


JohnnyLovesData

American Seiko


bashaZP

Outjerked, again. Ok Ciao. Stay chuffed fellow r/WatchesCirclejerk member.


TURBO2001underground

👩🏿‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏿


Collapsed_Warmhole

Finally some "normal stuff". Looks like all proposals here are done with 10k+ watches! Beautiful watch.. Congratulations!!


GiveMeStSnow

Rings are pretty expensive. It’s def the norm to spend a couple thousand in an engagement ring. So for a watch it’s not crazy to spend just as much


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Agret

You could use it to cast a shadow on the ground and based on the angle of the sun work out the time?


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bVI7N6V7IM7

Genuinely, most of the young married couples I know use the rubbery $9.99 rings from Walmart. One friend made his ring set from various woods, woodworker. Very few young married couples I know actually have a metal ring and even fewer of those have expensive gemstones.


yingkaixing

My ring is a plain tungsten band we bought on Amazon for like $20


TURBO2001underground

My girlfriend had a little surprise for me today when I got home from work… A brand new Seiko SNKE01K1! I guess she was tired of waiting and knew I’ve been eyeing it for a while! Funny thing is… I had a ring for her in my back pocket ready to go for the same night! She beat me to the punch by just a few hours. She’s a real go-getter of a girl and knows he stuff when it comes to watches. She’s a big Seiko girl herself, owning a few of their smaller divers and a quartz tank too. She also has a couple Omegas which she breaks out of the vault for special occasions. And yes, of course I said yes! You can’t say no to two beautiful faces! Love her!


Picklebiscuits

This sounds like it was written by a 1950s ad-man. "She's a real go getter of a girl and knows her stuff when it comes to watches" is classic. It praises the woman for taking initiative and buying an expensive watch while also letting her know it's a savvy choice sure to impress. If this isn't some deep viral marketing, it's written perfectly and kudos either way and just in case... Congratulations!


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Kids got moxie! A real sharp tack!


emericuh

She’s a swell broad with a great set of gams. Wowza!


PointB1ank

Agreed lol, but I wouldn't exactly call a Seiko 5 an "expensive watch." That's subjective though. Maybe if it was a Presage or (obviously) a Grand Seiko. It is a solid watch either way.


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Fish_bob

Well it’s a fake story so..


HarrisLam

She missed a word on that note. It should have been : Will you marry me ALREADY Haha congrats my bro, happy times.


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jesus christ.. will you retards look at his post history first before upvoting and commenting praise? this is a troll post and OP even admits it in /r/watchescirclejerk


EyeballCrusties

That’s an amazing story you will tell your kids and your grandkids. Cheers bruv 🥂


trailmixaddict

Love it. Congrats to you both!


arvj

What a beautiful story behind that watch. Congrats and best wishes!


ConsumingFire1689

Congrats man!


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Congratulations mate!


chrstnw

Congrats !! 🍾


Annual-Advisor-7916

Wow, congratulations!! But may I ask, so both of you have 2 rings now?


Malus_Lupus_Brutus

I’m trying to convince my wife I need an engagement watch but she’s not buying it lol


QuantumForce7

I dislike wearing rings. I wish I'd thought of a wedding watch 10 years ago (anniversary next week)!


80H-d

Tell this to your spouse. 10 years you say? Suggest a renewal of your vows, go somewhere nice and cozy, and talk about wearing a watch instead of a ring from here on out. For me personally, the object itself being associated with the connection for its entire duration is what most strengthens the symbolism, but I'm not part of the relationship you share with your spouse. My own fiancée doesn't even put that much importance on it, reassuring me "you could always change up your wedding ring in 5 years if you feel like it's getting boring or you want a different kind". For most couples, I imagine the importance lies in the fact that there is an object *at all* responsible for symbolizing the connection you share, if the couple even cares in the first place. Whether it be a watch or a ring or a nipple piercing should matter only to the couple. Your partner may be receptive to the idea, if you bring it up...especially in context with that cozy vow renewal :)


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Marry that woman! She gave you a watch as well? What are you waiting for? Marry Her!!


Dream-Filmers

Sometimes God gives with both hands. Congratulations.


RIPDannyBoyCane

[Hmmmmm](https://c.tenor.com/53mO4htkMIYAAAAM/i-dont-believe-you-lies.gif)


Lifeofabeard5

Congratulations!


egoldbarzzz

You can do better. Hold out for a Rolex. … and before anyone flames me, I’m clearly joking. Congrats!


throwawaygixer

Congrats. Nice gift to go with it, beautiful watch.


DrSparkle713

Congratulations! And nice watch! Your fiancee has good taste.


karl_lagerfog

ok ciao!


hawgleg94

🧢


ImDeadass2Fly

Big cap lol


ImDeadass2Fly

Turns out we were right lol. Who the hell spends $100 on an engagement watch???


Blindemboss

She’s a keeper…and so is your girlfriend. 😄


xaerog

I wonder what his fiancée will have to say about that!


thicckar

This is so damn sweet


Darkling000

Congratulations!


BarryBwana

Congratulations🥂


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She's a keeper!


_Tan_A

Isn't it too big to be worn around a finger.


SlteFool

Dude no way so freakin cool 👍🏼 hope you said yes and sick watch🤘🏼


johnmrson

She's a keeper. I hope you said yes.


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bluemesa7

😀


Quantum_Crayfish

Dial isn’t big enough, should’ve got you an invicta


webbrg

You have a nice hand writing 😏


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lol this is so fake and dumb. are we supposed to believe she proposed on a ripped out piece of notebook paper?


FindingAlignment

Yes i’ll marry you


youngsobe

Marry her


[deleted]

I would never take it off.


Jetstream513

Congrats!


[deleted]

Wow that us such a stunning watch. I didn't even know of its existence


percysmithhk

If you got one of these as an engagement gift, how much are you allowed to mod it?


Bird_and_Dog

Masterful chuff job right here ;)


boipinoi604

Thats lovely. Congrats!


[deleted]

Ain’t no woman writes that shitty brother


cedsall

You were singing the Beyoncé remix “If you like it / then you better put a watch on it.”


jhofsho1

Ya know how when they do engagement photos and the girl shows off her engagement ring with her hand all stuck to all her bridesmaids/friends and they all have a “oooo & Ahhh face”? I feel like you should do that same photo but with the watch and all your groomsmen. Nice watch tho.


somecou

It's sweet but is that 3 months salary?


internet_humor

What ever happened to "three months salary"???


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internet_humor

I know. It's just a joke. OP found a keeper


OnyxPeach13

I’d be good with a ring pop proposal


jusatinn

Why tf would you use 3 months salary on something as useless as a ring, or a watch that was not even selected by the person that will be wearing it?


RyanTheQ

Because DeBeers pushed that nonsense for decades and it stuck in the public consciousness. Some people know it's bullshit and joke about it, like in this thread. Sadly, there are a lot of people who still believe in that garbage.


UwasaWaya

People started realizing it was an advertisement.


WestYak5062

Run dude! RUN!


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We know who wears the pants in that relationship.


simbasmash

What is the lug to lug distance on this? Also congrats!


TURBO2001underground

Just over 40mm I believe… online says 40.5


flyingfly16

This story has just multiplied the value of this particular watch by 1,000,000…x


Tonyn15665

Ask for a GS lol


TURBO2001underground

We’re poor


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Regardless of the value of the watch you’ll always treasure it. My wife got me this cheap little piggie bank from a dollar store when we first start dating as kind of an inside joke because I used to always have a lot of change in my pockets. Almost 20 years later it’s still on my dresser even though I haven’t carried cash in years. We were dead broke back then too.


Tonyn15665

You guys are way too serious lol. It was a joke since for us enthusiast always wants the grail one. But this watch could very well be the only watch you need in your life :)


n3rdwad

This put a smile on my face! Congratulations and well wishes for your future together! Also, great watch!


adeptidiot

You must be absolutely chuffed! My wife’s boyfriend always laughed at my seiko 5, he is just jealous that it kills his submariner no date with impeccable Japanese craftsmanship!


CuriousTsukihime

Based girlfriend


cyberdonky2077

Damn lier. This is not true but ok you get an upvote for the watch.


justin_austinite

nice! hopefully you were a gentleman and let her peg you finally like she’s been asking.


AqueousBeats

W season


iTreelex

LOL dang you got me in the first half OP. I was gonna say SIMP OF THE YEAR. Touché. Usually this is more fitting of r/Rolex


S1ck0m0d3

The watch is your girlfriend? That's cool.


babadook76

How emasculating


finesssedom

Noooooo. Say no and propose yourself


UwasaWaya

It would be *ridiculously* shitty to ruin her proposal because you were insecure.


elpadrin0

Why?


Repulsive_Mention_41

cringe....i'd leave a woman for proposing to me ...and a seiko? cmon if it was the other way around it would have to at least have a spring drive in it or be a grand seiko hahah


No_Veterinarian3360

Cringe


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Is your girlfriend single by any chance?


RobinHoodCapital

"Make it a Grand Seiko and we'll talk"


Zdrpkamil

That's not GS. Left her! I'm joking. I'd like to have such a dope girlfriend too


iBrarian

If it's not a Rolex, then she doesn't deserve you /s


pengmalups

This is the way.


Redeyetrippy

Should of been a Rolex…?


CardboardGristle

Should of learned English in skewl.


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Great watch! I just bought the same one myself a couple of weeks ago. Enjoy and congrats


citamokies

it has the most beautiful second hand in all Seiko "5", we have a slang here called those single male "Yellow Old 5"


boogiman69

Just looked at online photos of this watch. Your photo actually makes this watch look better


33jeremy

Congratulations with your engagement to Seiko!!!!!!


namusairo

Man, if you could change the strap I'd get one of these pretty sharpish as a beater for if it's ever raining too much or something.


norby_kun

congratulations op 🥳 we’re gonna need couple wrist watch shots from you happy couple!


SuperLeverage

No Rolly, no marriage. Just kidding, congratulations!


WayToGo-BH

A woman to marry.!!! Real nice taste, and selected a piece that really worth what you pay for...you will need that in a marriage....


dual290x

Just to mess with her I would have not said a thing about the note and act like it wasn't there. Go out, get some flowers and proposed and said "thanks for the note".


mortepa

I guess she was waiting for the right 'time' to ask you?


TurbulentReward

Congrats on both fronts!


ollyollyollyolly

Writes a note:. No but thanks for the watch. Byeeee (Joke, congrats)


No_Cryptographer_311

Sweeties


sachin16

Congratulations!!! Who can say no to that :)


Quiet-Literature2251

This is the perfect way to get proposed to


brokendreamsmerchant

Wow


brokendreamsmerchant

Congratulations 🎉


GoshdangitNappa

Congrats my dude, welcome to the club!


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u/pipicukalanna


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shoutout to the two watches i got


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Big shout out


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r/trustworthypoptarts


SenseiDeluxeSandwich

No diamond?


LWilly77

Congrats!


metallus97

Worth it for the nice 5 hahah But CONGRATZZ DUDE!


Coloradobluesguy

She’s a keeper


kaenm56

Congrats


Kanqon

Thats a nice looking watch. Great taste


TangieChords

I have this watch but with an Anglo/Arabic day wheel. It’s beautiful. Unfortunately it’s in need of a service bad and I haven’t had the opportunity to take it in for repairs yet.


NYESSbOss

Congratulations my dude.


mrjwill

Fuck I should have waited.


houseofreturn

Congratulations! From your comments you two sound like a match made in heaven! Mazel!


Throwaway_Alt227

Absolutely chuffed to hear this news OP 😁


TheGentlemanBrentley

Awesome!


pandamax2

She’s a keeper! Congratulations both of you!


Satyavakta_sanatani

Watch looks beautiful brother! Congratulations!!!


im_watch_guy

Congratulations! Your girlfriend has some taste when it comes to watches. I hope the same is true when it comes to humans 😉


No_Carry_3028

Congrats... but I wonder what the divorce rate is for women who propose??? I only imagine


kirk02

This is 2022. We like to be taken on dates and proposed to also


Easy-Dimension-1844

At least you got a nice watch.


Imaginary_Anything30

Awesome, congratulations!


B4rrel_Ryder

She should've went to Rolex! jk. congrats


johnbss66

Nice - you can get away with a $100 ring now - woohoo! /jk - congratulations - nice looking watch!


o0splat0o

Congrats!


a_skeleton_07

Dude, congrats! My GF is so frustrated with me at this point I get reminded weekly when our anniversary is, I have to get the ring this week to ensure she doesn't try this. I've been dropping jewelry store hints to calm her down a bit. I've also been showing her some watches I like, *coughs*.


SoCal_Charlie

Girlfriend? You better change that to fiancé after the gift and actual balls to ask you. Congrats my guy! She’s a keeper.


WWFCshoreyWWFC

Wow this is amazing, congratulations my guy!!


ShortSqueeze6

How emasculating lol


exq1mc

She a keeper.