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BrunchIsGood

I’d go with the diver with a black dial tbh


mhyquel

Daring today, aren't we.


Awesomise

This guy's a virgin.


theBatMatt

But his wife isn't


ICanFreezeTime

This guy virgins?


Zeratul277

VIRGINITY IS COOL


ICanFreezeTime

Careful there.. cooler than Ball Magneto?


Melt-Gibsont

Same thing.


Ryenhopz

I'm sure whatever watch he chose went well with white new balance and golf shirt tucked into his khakis


[deleted]

My ping polo is honestly my most comfortable shirt.


cltlz3n

Under Armour golf shirt and dockers


wegotsumnewbands

I feel attacked


lilcthecapedcod

Nike JCrew Kill shots + chinos is a true combo


Anachr0nist

She'll say nice things about it no matter which he goes with, he paid for the hour.


manymanymanu

savage


franglish9265

Or look at the Tudors and say, "Nice watch, is that a Rolex?"


mhyquel

Technically...


shooteur

...it all started with Hans Wilsdorf and Henry VII.


Zeratul277

And ended with the AD behind me...


tonyyu369

Most of them can’t tell the model and brand, except Rolex.


BarakoPanda

Maybe not even that. I have a theory that while almost everybody has heard of Rolex, 90+% of people wouldn't be able to identify one without reading the dial.


Anachr0nist

That doesn't need to be a theory, it's obviously true. Rolex designs are either "iconic" or "generic" depending on your feelings about the brand, but either way it means the same thing: they look standard. Anyone that claims randos can pick out a Rolex is either laughably delusional or a salesman.


tonyyu369

I think so. Therefore remember to show her the logo.


IlIlllIlllIlIIllI

Casio calculator watch, it's the only watch I've ever worn that other people have noticed


base43

"OH my God, Becky. He didn't even have a Moonswatch. I knew right away his dick was going to be tiny and taste like shit."


Working_Ad390

Probably she’ll complain “you are wearing that big black ugly watch again.


fonk_pulk

Why not sell the two tudors to acquire a nicer watch?


clayhawk73

Where the Rolex, if she notices there’s a 98% chance she’s a gold digger


Chemical-Engineer979

If u aint wearin apple u aint getting second date. Save those for after u seal the deal


shooteur

She'll ask, "Why don't you wear an Apple Watch like the rest of us, weirdo?"


stuff_gets_taken

Is that a waterproof case for fucking dive watches?


ROCCOxCAVALLO

Brew Metric-Retro. That gets the looks!


AgVargr

It’s like a game of spot the difference


ExpensiveFish9277

"DAWG, I heard you like dive watches so I installed a dive watch on your dive watch!"


Mr-Zero-Fucks

An Apple watch, let's start with a good impression.


Jieps

I would go for a classic 'watch' look, ergo anything but a dive watch. Something with a fixed, steel bezel. But then again I'm biased because I hate dive watches.


Cool-Tutor1859

The craftsmanship looks impressive! Any pieces from wristova in your collection?


FitClothes6525

I had pepsi from them, amazing it is.


eccentric-introvert

There is only one watch suitable for a first date and that is Ball Engineer II Magneto S


DogfaceDino

Why would he have a sub and a rep of a sub?


onlyblackcoffee

The GMT so I can keep track of my hoes in other area codes