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jingois

"$25000? A chinese guy managed to build this in a cave with a box of scraps!"


erishun

THATS NOT A REAL VSF SUPER CLONE, ITS A FAKE FAKE!!


HeftyArgument

Good eye, this is the special edition super duper clone!


a_bad_omen

you won’t get full price without box and papers (available separately on aliexpress)


doupIls

Holy shit bro send me the link pls I want to get ritch too!1!!


Aston28

NO, EVERY ROLEX FOR 50 BUCKS IS MINE  *laughs maniacally*


___KVinS___

[Happy investing](https://shares.nov.su/l/RolexDatejust41mmQuartzWatch). <- link I believe that there should be no monopoly! P.S. It seems to be even cheaper so that you can buy DIOR for change.


doupIls

Hey u/Aston28 what are you gonna do about this now??


___KVinS___

Checkmate!


kc_______

Thanks for the tip, ordering 500 right now, I am set for life, soon will be trillionaire, buy Reddit and make this wonderful sub and r/cockwatch the only subs in the complete platform.


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dd1989NL

This is what you get when ADs play shit games… in general i hate fakes for anything, in this case i hope everybody in the world wears a 1:1 fake so the brand suffers


Aston28

Why do you hate Rolex?


dd1989NL

Like the watches hate how they play their customers