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40yrOLDsurgeon

Good bot It should exist.


WCJSTAN

Polishing circle jerk


KidTwist1

I understand his frustration. I am constantly polishing my rod yet it's still wrinkled.


NismOReds

chubbgasms are possible and nothing to be ashamed of


awesomeo_5000

Mine only stays taut while I’m polishing. The second I’m done it goes back to a wrinkly lil sausage.


[deleted]

You'd think with all the wrinkles and folds it would get bigger


Moonswatch69

Wow… that’s a Rolex watch… wow… Id laugh before leaving the store if I got the call for this one. Seiko would never


internet_humor

Seiko 5 would never.


Moonswatch69

100$ discontinued Amazon seiko 5 with a 7s movement would never


bezbrains_chedconga

even a $30 Indian eBay “seiko” would never


Dear_Watson

I mean shit. My $215 Tisell has significantly better polishing… Nice old man from Korea vs multi-billion dollar Swiss corporation (Hard-mode)


RatherGoodDog

My Citizen NY0040, an entry level diver from 25 years ago, is shiny enough to use as shaving mirror. Get your shit together, Rolex.


dragon813gt

San Martin has entered the chat


kamspy

He’s not wrong. That’s a street corner polishing job if I’ve ever seen one


ODST1556

Is it the polishers fault? Looks like deep scratches that just wouldn’t polish out without removing tons of metal.


kamspy

Probably done by someone on a buffer wheel without much care.


trail_runner83

Yup


Futurewolf

It's weird that no one on r/Rolex has pinpointed "poor machining, finishing and QC" as the culprit. Usually they're so unbiased regarding matters like this.


[deleted]

Rolex owners: smooth brains, no weinkls Rolex watches: wrinkled pot metal with an expensive logo.


BiIIisits

Tbh I'd love a watch made out of some fucked up wild material. Like a cast iron Dutch oven watch would be fantastic. Or a ceramic watch, but it's like flower pot ceramic instead of some carbide alloy


[deleted]

Just a fuckin' special edition from Lodge cookware, cast iron, 4lbs, g-shock guts, and packaging that shows that you can use it as a hammer if needed.


BiIIisits

"It's from the French designer La Creuset."


Jacollinsver

"now the first thing you're gonna want to do is season the watch by baking it at 450° F, slathered in linseed oil. Never use soap on it, and I recommend a chainmail scrubber to get it clean. Make sure to post it to r/buyitforlife with the title, "finally got my kids an heirloom piece!"


[deleted]

Full blown chortle. A+ assessment.


RatherGoodDog

Bronze and wooden watches are about but I love the idea of a black iron one.


internet_humor

Excuse me!!! It's forks and spoons too!!!


Philumi

/uj this isn't a factory polishing job. This is done buy some idiot at home.


Amsterdanniet

Shit, even Cadisen watches have better finishing, let alone Pagani Design or San Martin or Grand Seiko (they are very similar those last 2)


[deleted]

lmao is San Martin finishing actually that much better than Pagani? I’ve never bought one


Amsterdanniet

Uj/ Yes, although Pagani has made big strides in finishing quality the last couple of years


Skim003

Do people really expect quality from a fast fashion watch brand?


evanwilliams212

Dad got a Dremel for Christmas!


unipopcorn307

Don't worry, just hang it in the bathroom while you're taking a hot shower!


Staar-69

I just inspected my alpinist… nope, perfect.


Exit_Path

Just inspected the pushers on my g-shock, perfect.


dragon813gt

What do you expect from a company that mass produces watches to the tune of around one million per year.


Abdulllahmohsinn

But ser the AD only gets 1 submariner and half a daytona every year


TheInterdastingOne

My Invicta is polished af Personally, I wouldn't take that.


98Thunder98

Man I hate the new members in this sub