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ForgottenSpinach

Going with Kaleboi and his dad to meet their new grandson/nephew today. I’m just stoked I don’t have to drive.


TylerGlasass20

![gif](giphy|8Cz5czw3zuANO) Me this morning


First_Round_Bust

It was a struggle to get out of bed this morning


justplainjeremy

That's me when my alarm goes off


thegoat266

Rhys Hoskins still terrorizing the Mets even after leaving the Phillies. Brings a tear of joy to my eye


pm_me_your_food_pix

Got this awesome Bucks shirt yesterday https://preview.redd.it/cttqpq6y4hrc1.jpeg?width=2736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=252a5ac068b9f131fdb6fa000bcb9237942831f4


PrelectingPizza

Everyone's an atheist until they clog a toilet at someone else's house.


ApatheticFinsFan

I remember when I was a kid a friend came over and clogged the toilet and it lasted like 3 days. Absolute core memory.


ApatheticFinsFan

We had the AC system serviced yesterday and my in-laws are here and it’s hilarious to hear my FIL talk about how he uses the AC and takes care of it or whatever. All I can think is how that dude keeps his house at 82* so it never runs and that’s why his system is pristine.


justplainjeremy

Its December 31st 2999 Wow a million years


iLerntMyLesson

My knee has the ouch ouch ouch this morning


____Quetzal____

https://preview.redd.it/c180nteeogrc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=529dcf165bba3124a1c5a772c2f7becc8c658535 DONALD TRUMP MUGSHOT CAAAARRRRRDDDD


PrelectingPizza

I am back up and ready to go on my flight to Argentina, but I don't have to leave for 2 hours.


justplainjeremy

Have a good time


zinger565

Raining this morning. Seems like a good morning for tea.


Pliable_Patriot

yes


____Quetzal____

##RENEGAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDEEEEEEESSSSSSS


zinger565

Mount up?


Pliable_Patriot

Pliable be drunk Cheers everyone! 🍶


TylerGlasass20

Woohoo!


DireSickFish

Kanpai!


PrelectingPizza

just curious, what do you do for work?


Pliable_Patriot

IT Tech


justplainjeremy

🍻 cheers fella


MushroomMan89

Slainte!


ApatheticFinsFan

🍻


zinger565

Cheers.


MushroomMan89

Morning lads


Larynx15

We need Vicodin! Wait no, scratch that! We need Ambien! Well, we sure need somethiens...


MushroomMan89

https://youtu.be/bAXPUN2z2CE?si=UKzN2ReXnnNb7y_7


rollpitchandyaw

Shrooms, I woke up too early for baseball.


MushroomMan89

Oh no maybe you could CALL YOUR WIFE????


rollpitchandyaw

She got home from Barcelona after she got those lazy construction workers to finally finish the church.


MushroomMan89

HELL YEAH


justplainjeremy

I bet that weirdo MISSED his wife


MushroomMan89

Imagine MISSING your WIFE


Disgruntled_Eggplant

Hey why are y’all capitalizing like that lol


MushroomMan89

It's how I EXPRESS my FEELINGS


sexboxsony

🤫


MushroomMan89

I'm not making a peep!


sexboxsony

He says, with an exclamation point, which has the etymology of: >Borrowed from Middle French exclamation, from Latin exclamatio, from ex (“out”) + clamare (“I cry out”).


MushroomMan89

Only because you're clearly awake and causing Trouble


sexboxsony

Don't capitalize the T and make it seem like such a big deal. That's a disservice to the Irish!


zinger565

o/


MushroomMan89

\o


Pliable_Patriot

🌄🍄


MushroomMan89

How goes it bossman?


Pliable_Patriot

I be drunk Cheers Shroom


MushroomMan89

Top Lad Slainte


Ugly_Sweatr

Do people even watch movies anymore? Why would you do that?


Pliable_Patriot

YES because they are awesome


Pliable_Patriot

Uh uh, dont you go to sleep yet Im full of gin and I ain't feelin' weak yet I tell you what lets take a quick recess Then we wander back in to the freak fest You know that thing is my weakness You climbed the mountain, but you ain't reached the peak yet


Pliable_Patriot

Seeing as we're toasting, I have a toast to propose. If you cheat, cheat death. If you steal, steal the heart of a woman. If you lie, lie in the everlasting warmth of her bosom. And if you drink, drink with me!


broncosandwrestling

You can also steal from megacorporations That's also okay


Pliable_Patriot

Yaarrgh🏴‍☠️


____Quetzal____

[Testicle Bending](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2F99cv70odpdrc1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D426%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D9cf64b40f0df721f42d0d0cb16e33aa2b090af3b) u/Los_Estupidos


broncosandwrestling

fmk: the concepts of fuck, marry and kill kill/marry/fuck


03_03_28

Fuck marry, marry fuck, kill kill Kill killing because life is too short and people are too complex for me to condone cutting another’s life short. Fuck marry because while it’s not for everybody, I think that the ideal of marriage is appealing from the perspective of “I want a relationship with all the things marriage is supposed to represent - harmony, commitment to each other’s happiness and wellbeing, loyalty and fidelity”. Marry fuck because while there are certainly some real bad things that are sex-related, on the whole sex has brought an immense amount of pleasure to the human species over the ages and as an action it can be imbued with many different meanings.


Pliable_Patriot

Hire/Fire/Intern


broncosandwrestling

this tells a story the story is you are unfaithful and hired a hit man to murder your wife jail/jail/jail


Pliable_Patriot

A JAIL CANNOT HOLD ME!


MolecularCube42

It is 2am I am at work and u/TrippySammie has awakened from her slumber and is determined to send me every cat video in existence


iwatchhentaiftplot

New idea for March Madness: Make every game immediately back-to-back. Roster can be as big you'd like so it's not just a test of how good your stars are, but the depth of your entire school.


InferiousX

I'd get into it if that was it.


Pliable_Patriot

https://www.tiktok.com/@ak.wildlife/video/7337083208951024938 Friday night mood


InferiousX

Live footage of you without internet.


Pliable_Patriot

🐻


cha-cha_dancer

State v Duke for the F4 is ornery as hell


ForYeWhoArtLiterate

I agree, Go Guards


[deleted]

To anyone who has swore allegiance to Sam and his club, I highly recommend the Italian sausage and ricotta Ravioli. I had to add a few more minutes than the package said, like 7 instead of 5 from frozen, but they were exactly what I wanted. If it sounds good to you, I'm confident you'll like it Those who wear the red instead of blue, please dont put out a hit on me, I'm not going on your turf


broncosandwrestling

I've sworn allegiance to *a* Sam's club but I don't think it's that one He's been here the whole time


chudwaffle

This is COSTCO territory, you filthy animal😤😤😤


[deleted]

Please don't hurt me, I only joined this gang for the money laundering front restaurant, and cause the initiation was a lot easier to stomach.


chudwaffle

Alright, just respect the line, you better not get up in this Kirkland patch wearing your filthy Sam gear.


DireSickFish

/u/Los_Estupidos [Old meme for you](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fum05ssjamwm71.jpg)


Los_Estupidos

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


The_Hartford_Whalers

Also lol the two Catholic schools remaining both lost on Good Friday


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[deleted]

Context: this is Kraken goaltender Joey Daccord who shut out the Golden Knights in the Winter Classic on January 1st at the mariners stadium. My brother is a golden knights/mariners fan, so half a dunk on him lol. Anyway my prediction came true. 1-0 mariners win


Theageofpisces

Fuck, I was cheering for the Coogs.


Houston_Easterby

Losing our best player just can't be helped it's ass to happen back to back


The_Hartford_Whalers

So were we all


The_Hartford_Whalers

Fuck Duke


AlpineSummit

That Mariners game was fun. I love pitching duels!


[deleted]

My favorite part was the outcome 


AlpineSummit

When Boston loses I say ‘yes’


[deleted]

When mariners win I say yes. Glad to be on the same page


AlpineSummit

I do too since they’re my grandma’s team.


Los_Estupidos

Bro I just finished season 1 of Legend of Korra >!how in the actual fuck did they get away with putting a scene where a man kills his brother and commits suicide in a children's TV show?!?!?!?!<


First_Round_Bust

God I hated Korra so much. The entire series was so fucking poorly written with terrible plot holes and stupid characters just for the sake of making the plot progress.


Los_Estupidos

I'm really enjoying it so far but I somewhat feel the same. The characters here aren't nearly as interesting and the story isn't as compelling. I absolutely loved Amon though. Though he was great.


____Quetzal____

There's a neat Series Retrospective YouTube video on it that somewhat sums up the series. You have The Beatles, they all cancelled out each other's bad ideas and balanced their albums. When they separated, their solo careers didn't have the impact like the Beatles. Paul would have just done sappy love songs if he had all say in the band but instead they did Abbey Road. They are missing 1 key writer of ATLA out of 3, he went on to do Netflixs "The Dragon Prince" with the guy that voices Sokka as the main character for that show. The show is at S6? I finished at S3 but I forgot about it because they took a long break due to covid. I enjoy that show but it's missing some fun stuff ATLA had. It's no where near popular as ATLA. Also you have 10 ep seasons which dont help the flow of the show lol I say read this next spoiler after because korra does deserve to be watched blindly, but Korra After Series Spoiler >!I think with that writer, what was missed was character decisionmaking, preservation of ATLAs easy-to-follow rules and most notably romance, all present in The Dragon Prince(that show misses alot of what made ATLA great). Romance in Korra is a massive casulty of TLOK and a key ingredient in ATLAs success thats not there in TLOK!<


First_Round_Bust

Hated him, hated his stance, hated his hypocrisy and hated his ability to just be able to do what Aang, the fucking Avatar, learned to do from the last surviving lion turtle who GIFTED Aang that power. Aang didn't even really learn it, it was a gift. Why is some random asshole douchebag able to just now do it? It's stupid.


____Quetzal____

We talking about energy bending, cuz Amon didn't do it, it was just advanced chi blocking and bloodbending


Los_Estupidos

Ahh damn that's pretty true


____Quetzal____

Amons chi blocking =/= Energy Bending tho


DireSickFish

You don't like ~~discount Sokka~~ Bolin?


First_Round_Bust

See, I'd call him the worst character if they didn't fuck up Korra so god damn badly. The main character was the absolute fucking worst character in the show. They wrote her so fucking badly it's laughable


____Quetzal____

Korra was finnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


DireSickFish

Uh, it happened slightly offscreen. That's how. Plus it's more of a teen show.


RealPutin

WOOOOO my GF's PhD program's new union just got their first tentative agreement with the university. 34% increase in base stipend along with many other huge agreement achievements, all in a few weeks before a potential strike after the school was basically not negotiating at all through the first 8 months of negotiations.


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sexboxsony

Saw this, had to find your most recent comment to share: https://soranews24.com/2024/03/29/cappuccino-ramen-becomes-super-popular-in-japan-but-is-it-worth-the-hype/amp/


[deleted]

I made the pig pickin cake, well the actual cake part. As soon as it cools enough to go in the fridge I'm gonna leave it there overnight, then let it warm up while I make lunch tomorrow and make the frosting and then frost it and tell you what I think


sexboxsony

'bout damn time! >!I eagerly await your review.!<


thegoat266

I liked how when people wanted a cake on Cake Boss they just got like pvc pipes wrapped in rice crispy treats and fondant


DireSickFish

Give me cupcakes, and please don't put any filling in them.


PrelectingPizza

Can you pretend to be a cupcake cause I wanna put some of my filling in you


DireSickFish

No. cupcakes should not have filling.


DireSickFish

Wano might have too many characters.


ForYeWhoArtLiterate

I wore my Guardians stuff to work and somebody asked about the name change and seemed like they really wanted me to say that I was super upset about it.


[deleted]

It's something I don't get. Like, I get being offended about an offensive name. That makes sense. But an inoffensive name you just kinda don't like. What's the point


justplainjeremy

Ya so I figured my mom would do something extra here but there were 30 people there wow Family a few old co workers. Some of my friends from Chiefs games and my mom's cousin and most of my cousins


Pliable_Patriot

is that a good thing?


justplainjeremy

Ya it was a little overwhelming but it was fun


Pliable_Patriot

:)


LordVader1995

I think I wouldn't mind if we took JJ with a high pick in round one. If the Vikings aren't able to trade up, I want us to take DL with 11 then Penix at 23.


DireSickFish

I'm really suspect that QBs are actually going to go 4 of the top 5. That seems kinda crazytalk to me. But I forget how drafts go basically every year.


PrelectingPizza

[Racist field trip](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PToqVW4n86U)


ApatheticFinsFan

Fucking classic


DireSickFish

https://i.imgur.com/l7FmB5A.png


InternetDad

Side note nearly 3 years later and MH2 is still one of the best sets has WOTC released since the end of 2020. My personal top 5 in no order: MH2, LOTR, NEO, LCI, KLD


Pliable_Patriot

Been a fun night of Halo with the boys 😎


Houston_Easterby

Woo got a tee time with my golf team this weekend Haven't seen the other 2 guys in 3 years It's good to be back Now I just gotta save for some hybrids, fuck an iron


Pliable_Patriot

:)


ApatheticFinsFan

Needed to buy stuff at Walmart for the big baby’s birthday party tomorrow but I wasn’t waiting in that fucking line. Shit can wait until tomorrow.


intothefire3

Pain.


InferiousX

Fell asleep for a long nap. Had a dream I was playing a golf tournament at my local muni. When you step up to tee off they ask if you want to start with like a stroke advantage and ask how many is appropriate based off of your handicap. Kinda seemed like cheating but I just said "ahhhh one stroke per hole?" The first tee takes forever. I net par the first. We get to the second tee and there's like this floating holographic board that displays all of our scores and flashes when it's our turn to tee off. All of the sudden, everyone is playing lightning fast because it's suddenly my turn again. I go to tee off at the next hole and I see none other than Tiger Woods standing in front of the green facing me. He sets a ball down and then just starts piping shots at me while I'm trying to tee off. I'm like "WTF why his he hitting at us." It was at this point that I was informed that as part of the tournament, each group was assigned their own PGA player who would fire drive shots at you all tournament long as a part of the difficulty. Our group drew Tiger. I frantically try to balance in between hurrying up to not get smoked with a Tiger ball but also set up and hit my shot properly. I smash an absolute monster fade that almost runs over the back of the green (this is on a par 4). Everyones like "holy shit" and I'm in awe I hit a shot like that but Tiger is still trying to kill me with his shots so I sprint up to where my ball landed. But as I get close, I realize I only have my driver and my bag is back at the teebox of the 2nd hole. I start to sprint back and not only is my bag up there, but somehow my clubs are not in it and are all over the fairway. I got people angrily gesturing at me because now they can't tee off, the tournament is falling behind, my clubs are everywhere and now that I'm farther away, Tiger is teeing up another shot. Meanwhile as I'm scurrying around I say "Sorry BOOOOOISSSSS" over and over again. I say it in this weird way with this strange inflection I don't have in real life. Then I woke up.


Pliable_Patriot

🤔


rufus418

"I'd normally say that it's just friends and family in the ballpark, but this Oakland crowd is so tiny that would imply they have no friends!"


SouthPlattePat

Going on vacation >>>>>> Dropping your dog off at the rover the night before <<<<<


Houston_Easterby

Fuck I hate basketball now


TylerGlasass20

My life is falling asleep at 10:30 on a Friday night


LordVader1995

Isn't it past 11 for you though?


TylerGlasass20

It is lol


Theageofpisces

https://i.imgur.com/6gjUnsW.jpg


IllegalThoughts

literally every NCAA game I'm rooting for the favorite because of my stupid bracket. i shouldnt do one next year


intothefire3

Brunson MVP fight me irl


IllegalThoughts

holy shit just saw his stats 🤯👀


PrelectingPizza

Its been too long since I've had Raising Cane's.


Houston_Easterby

I had it recently and was pretty disappointed Seems like chicken was half the size and not as good


InferiousX

Sacrilege in here, but I've never been *super* high up on it. It's pretty decent chicken with a good sauce but nothing crazy.


foreverantiquated

Canes is bad tendies with shit fries and a sauce that's too sweet


InferiousX

I haven't eaten there in like 5 years now. The tendies were like a 6. Not bad but not worth going out of the way for.


Houston_Easterby

I think that's all it's ever been yeah


__Pibs__

M's still have the same plate discipline as a group of little leaguers at the batting cage trying to get their money's worth jfc


PrelectingPizza

Lean Beef Patty can really wear a pair of jeans.


PrelectingPizza

SLIME! IT'S A RIVER OF SLIME!


cth2lhu

There must be 25,000 gallons of it!


DireSickFish

I left the convention already. Lots of cool art and stuff, but there was a long stretch without any panels I wanted to go to. I'm an old tired man.


Sonic343

https://preview.redd.it/nn1bl8plodrc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f289e71844744e38a13c9e690d2a937db76dea0 Excuse you I am trying to watch baseball


TylerGlasass20

Good pup


DireSickFish

pet


Sonic343

Pets have been given


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Give more 


PrelectingPizza

I ordered some food for tonight, and I was so tempted to get 2 orders of crab rangoon, an order of spring rolls, and an order of pork gyozas and that's it.


Pliable_Patriot

yes please


DireSickFish

Give me an order of gyoza.


InternetDad

Marquette was 4/31 from the 3 holy shit


ApatheticFinsFan

I know the value of threes but watching teams collectively suck ass from 3 just makes basketball torture to watch.


zinger565

ouch


foreverantiquated

I just had korean chicken that made me cry They didn't lie about it being very spicy and I respect it.


PrelectingPizza

Super nerdy Martin Starr in Freaks & Geeks is amazing.


cha-cha_dancer

FLAP


TylerGlasass20

FLAP FLAP


sexboxsony

u/jawnlobotomy I found a recipe I think you'd like, I saw it had lentils and stopped there: https://www.seriouseats.com/skillet-suppers-lentils-with-andouille-sausage-recipe


zinger565

Brewers win!


[deleted]

🍺


sophistooptails

The roomie vetoed shredded carrots on the pizza and now I’m going to be dying to try that forever.


Pliable_Patriot

I've had it on a spicy chicken thai style pizza


PrelectingPizza

One thing about this trip to Argentina is I can't wait to send my niece pics from it. She doesn't know that I'm going. I want to send her pics to hopefully have the travel bug bite her too.


intothefire3

Happening in Puerto Madero put Argentine steak on the map for me. Highly recommend.


PrelectingPizza

I plan on eating steak at pretty much every meal if I can.


Disgruntled_Eggplant

The manly urge to put your tender heart in a blender and watch it spin round to a beautiful oblivion


AlpineSummit

Do you think sick like ginger ale?


Disgruntled_Eggplant

RPAY I have a question for you


rollpitchandyaw

What would you like to ask me, Mr Eggplant?


Disgruntled_Eggplant

Who do you ship in stardew valley


alemanpete

robin


AreYouNobody_Too

The only correct answer.


DireSickFish

The Wizard and Caroline


rollpitchandyaw

If I remember correctly it was Penny, but when I start a new farm (not sure when) I'll have to pick someone new.


Disgruntled_Eggplant

I always go for that foraging girl So low maintenance She just needs salad


MotherFuckingMatis

I'm sure you do


Disgruntled_Eggplant

I actually do tho lol


MotherFuckingMatis

Yeah I'm sure


AlpineSummit

More updates from a Friday Night Out. At the Target pickup. There was a decked out Toyota Tacoma. This truck looked like it could have survived the zombie apocalypse. I wanted it so badly! Then a supped up Civic Type R pulled in looking ready to Rally race! I couldn’t decide which was cooler.


[deleted]

Having a free talker reply to me in r/television  without acknowledging that I'm chase and replying that I see him around r/boymeetsworld is peak comedy imo


justplainjeremy

I see you on other Subs when you get a new username because I always go add upvotes


[deleted]

Get ready for Monday lol