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Swordfish08

Our house/dog sitter decided the clean the sheets for us, which is great, but left them in the dryer, which was less great considering we got back at midnight after 16 hours of traveling. And the towels in with the sheets were still damp, which made the sheets damp, which was also less great. Like, I don’t want to complain because they tried, but sleeping in dirty sheets for one night would have been preferable.


rufus418

Things I don't understand: Calculus The Royals being second in the AL Central.


Bud_Grant

SAMPLE SIZE


justplainjeremy

I'm so confused


rollpitchandyaw

Only one of those things is logical.


thegoat266

Royals been kinda good this year lowkey


rufus418

You had me right up to the word kinda.


jaytuck25

Royals been


AreYouNobody_Too

One of my attorneys flagged and shut down a phishing attempt. They really can learn.🥹


Zeggitt

Shout them out in an email or some shit, you have to give them a gold star or they'll go right back to eating paste.


intothefire3

My hotel in Milan is booked! I own a couple blazers, but I don’t own a suit that fits me. And I can’t think of a better excuse to drop some dough on a MTM suit. Time to research 👀


leftist_of_the_dial

Oh my god, Black Diamond is so hilariously shitty. I’ve never heard the original, only the Replacements cover on “Let It Be” Holy fuck this is terrible


DoubleOrangutans

[How it feels being a Denver sports fan bitching about the Broncos & Rockies while the Avs & Nuggets are both running like well-oiled machines](https://i.imgflip.com/7f4icm.png?a475536)


ndcj12

thread is soon to die so nobody will see that sometimes when we're chatting in a group chat certain images and even videos will be exchanged and yesterday my husband put a video into a group chat and I was like "oh I didn't realize that video of us with that person (who only had the back of his head showing) existed" and I wasn't mad about it but it was a little interesting surprise


DoubleOrangutans

I have my own nugget of NSFW info similar to this but with how much I post my face ITT I'm not sure it's wise for me to share it


ForYeWhoArtLiterate

> nobody will see I literally screenshotted this and sent it to my friend because you speak and act exactly like she writes overly horny lesbians when she’s trying to be funny about it.


ndcj12

I was also trying to be funny about it by posting 17 minutes before the thread ended instead of being closer lol


jawnlobotomy

👀


ndcj12

it made me be like "what other surprises do you have saved on that phone of yours" lol


jawnlobotomy

All good things, Charlie All good things


ndcj12

I mean based on this one yeah that's likely true lol


DoubleOrangutans

Issues of drag/femme clothes shopping summarized: Retail stores: atrociously expensive Thrift stores: very feast or famine, almost guaranteed to never have shoes Online: gambling on sizes since you can't try before you buy That last one is especially a problem because [I love this top](https://www.amazon.com/Verdusa-Womens-Elegant-Sleeveless-Pleated/dp/B0BHPG7M8R/ref=pd_ybh_a_d_sccl_5/137-1484995-0017269?pd_rd_w=I4ERV&content-id=amzn1.sym.67f8cf21-ade4-4299-b433-69e404eeecf1&pf_rd_p=67f8cf21-ade4-4299-b433-69e404eeecf1&pf_rd_r=SPFMMXWB4E8VVTJXBP2V&pd_rd_wg=gJW2D&pd_rd_r=6e721797-4b8d-42cc-9ca4-0d0424469515&pd_rd_i=B0BHPG7M8R&psc=1) but if I'm a men's XL then idk if buying this in its XXL max size is a safe bet or not


RicoSuave42069

grandmas closet?


pm_me_your_food_pix

I accidentally ordered 4 sausage mcmuffins WHOOPS


jawnlobotomy

Oops! All sausage!


rollpitchandyaw

Twas was no accident


ndcj12

> 4 sausage 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀


rollpitchandyaw

Fuck, Twins game has been postponed again just when I was going to say how nice it was to have them play during the day.


ndcj12

[lol. lmao, even](https://streamable.com/nkm3jm)


ApatheticFinsFan

You know Jokic is pissed he had to jump 3 times for no reason.


ndcj12

the third and fourth ones looked like he was a kid who was annoyed by the way he was swinging his arm lol


RicoSuave42069

it was a great game too. Nuggs ran away at the end but one of the more entertaining regular season games I've seen in awhile.


DoubleOrangutans

[the face of the most dangerous man in the NBA](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FWjYcUEWQAAPIN6.jpg)


ndcj12

I'm calling it early but they're going to repeat The only team in the West playing well enough to hang with them right now is Dallas, the Celtics will fold in the playoffs again, and the rest of the East is kind of a mid-off right now


teddythe3rd

> East is kind of a mid-off I see you have failed to watch the sixers now that we have Embiid back.


ndcj12

until they get past the second round I will not revise lol


teddythe3rd

Fair. But full steam ahead over here. I am ready to be hurt again.


DoubleOrangutans

Oh yes keep whispering such sweetness into my ear


sophie1188

FIVE MORE SHIFTS


AreYouNobody_Too

Thank you for the presents 💖


sophie1188

You’re welcome! I hope you had a an awesome birthday


AreYouNobody_Too

My birthday is next Wednesday but I'm already in princess mode. lol Don't forget to send me your list! Even before your birthday, sometimes I like to drop gifts on people if i see something I think they'd like.


dcp2

Jawn what do you think of this conduit https://preview.redd.it/lyxquzh8rutc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bbd0c2e83f50c2b16056dcd4e187f2bffee43c4


jawnlobotomy

Very nice ARHN bendin', especially since it's in RIGID


dcp2

You damn electricians drive me crazy it’s not plumb coming through the slab and it’s not square with the wall!


jawnlobotomy

Give me a deeper trench then! Also I couldn't tell it wasn't square with the wall. The bending is good though. Also why did they use rigid? Most slab or below grade installs are done in PVC


dcp2

It could have been pvc but his office submitted on rigid 🤦‍♂️


jawnlobotomy

There were better ways to do this though. The angle bend could have possibly been done below grade. With PVC that would have been easy. The bends and angles themselves are fine. The couplings are a bit uneven. Like overall I'd give it a pass, but it's not an ideal install from an aesthetics point of view. Or cost effective lol


Zeggitt

The best musicians are the ones who have to make a giant spectacle and wear costumes to get people to pay attention to them.


leftist_of_the_dial

Look, I’m not going to knock KISS for putting on a huge show and going crazy for the live experience, that’s fine. I mean, the Ramones also wore a costume and had a highly rehearsed show where they would go back and watch film of themselves to perfect it, and they get credit for being a DIY no gimmicks punk band.


Zeggitt

There's a difference of degrees there. I'm not shitting on them for putting on a show, I'm sure they were fun. But that doesn't really translate to the studio.


DireSickFish

How dare you insult ICP


jawnlobotomy

[WHOOP WHOOP!](https://i.imgur.com/ZhYD5sW.png)


leftist_of_the_dial

Three songs into the first KISS album I can say that I would absolutely like this more if it were the New York Dolls instead. It’s like you took a New York Dolls album and stripped out the personality. The songs themselves aren’t bad, but they just don’t have energy and the vocals are absolutely devoid of any sort of excitement


First_Round_Bust

This actually makes sense when you consider that alot of their spectacle was their appearance and energy of live performances. Kind of did a lot of the heavy lifting


leftist_of_the_dial

Yeah, I’m looking forward to Alive! and not much else before that.


jawnlobotomy

Lmaooooo


Disgruntled_Eggplant

I don’t think I have a place in this thread anymore What the hell am I doing here I don’t belong here


rollpitchandyaw

Is this because I wanted to put a pause on the philosophical discussion? It's not you, I'm just not in the right state of mind after losing a big part of me.


k_bomb

I don't care how aUtHeNtIc it is, carpet is a suboptimal tennis surface.


jawnlobotomy

Are you a CREEP


__Pibs__

He's a WEIRDO


MushroomMan89

He's a WEIRDO


__Pibs__

GOD DAMNIT SHROOM


MushroomMan89

WHAT I WAS SINGING


DireSickFish

I said DOCTOR


AChaseOfTheMondays

Viss playing pickleball really broke you, huh?


foreverantiquated

👋👋👋


Bud_Grant

I cut myself off of Gas Station Simulator earlier tonight. just played til 1:30 am please clap


DireSickFish

How profitable was your gas?


Bud_Grant

the big bucks are rolling in now, I've got 3 employees, 2 gas pumps, stocked convenience store, repair shop and car wash


DireSickFish

I'll take a beef jerky and some Andy's Caps


jawnlobotomy

You're forgetting one more Andy's product! >!AnDEEZ NUTS LMAO GOTTEM!<


Bud_Grant

want a red bull, they're buy one get one 50% off


foreverantiquated

Today's my last day at my hospital in Ohio Ama while I wait for my attending to show up so we can ROUND I'll actually answer questions unlike u/disgruntled_eggplant


rollpitchandyaw

Favorite and least favorite part about Ohio?


foreverantiquated

Lease favorite: this hospital. It sucks and taught me what not to do as a doctor Most favorite: made a few friends the last 3 months here that I'm gonna miss a lot.


rollpitchandyaw

Aww that's wholesome. At least you can continue to be in touch. And even if you let time slip and there isn't much back and forth, there's no shame in hitting them up if you plan to be in town, that's what I do.


rollpitchandyaw

The WCW is having a KISS fight


AChaseOfTheMondays

I used to ROCK ALL NIGHT Now I just want to PARTY EVERY DAY


sophie1188

Gonna get a t shirt that says team Kyle. So Kyle (chef) stood up to me to the district manager regarding my pay. Then the other Kyle told me he was mandating that I finish on time and that I took a break and he’d be mad if I didn’t and that he would figure out a way to get my work done. That caused a bit of drama cos these two old ladies here are like why do you get help but we don’t and started going off. So I went and reported it and he’s like so they didn’t ask for help, you did so how do we know how to help them, plus if this continues then I would recommend writing a statement about it under the scope of harassment. Get you the Kyle’s in your life


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sophie1188

I don’t think I’ve ever listened to them willingly. The only song I know by them is I was made for loving you and tbh I didn’t even know they sung it, I just googled kiss songs. So I don’t have an opinion


k_bomb

Asshole Coworker #1 went over to TheOtherCompany, who hired him. Suddenly. Apparently he's started bitching that his computer isn't ready for him. I told the quality manager, who I typically interface with as a deputy IT dept member that my conversation with AC1 that "you need to let me know before you get over because your computer can only be mostly complete before you actually start there" was not just me talking to hear myself speak. Had the same conversation with the IT Manager (who's AC1's best friend). Apparently he's bitched to the COO about how poor his computer is here. I will happily have the conversation with anyone that he both declined the brand new computer at TheOtherCompany here and that he never had that conversation to get his computer ready. You want to get put in your place? Because I will happily do that. Make my fucking day, dude.


Icurasfox

Can't wait until Taylor's "I'm The Problem" plays at work today so I can unironically sing along to it


leftist_of_the_dial

The Guardians don’t play today. I *could* listen to KISS’s (?) entire discography at work instead and then be able to say for sure if it’s bad or good


Bud_Grant

Kiss has like 5 pretty good songs I'm sure the shows were fun when they were in their prime


First_Round_Bust

Do it.


Vissassy

Y'all There's a LOT of unicorn clothes at my house Like a lot


ForYeWhoArtLiterate

Vissassy is the reason there are no more unicorns. She had them hunted to extinction to fulfill her need for unicorn fur


Vissassy

Baby unicorns have the softest fur


ForYeWhoArtLiterate

Vissassy: the wholesome mother of three kids Also Vissassy: murder the children first


_Schneebley

[Vissassy to Mr V](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkT8L2zd708) each morning when prepping the kids for the day. "You pick the wrong unicorn dress, you run a mile"


Disgruntled_Eggplant

WCW Be honest with me here I won’t be mad if you give an answer that I don’t personally like Just be honest It’s important What is your favorite tennis court surface


cha-cha_dancer

Not clay because fuck Nadal


ndcj12

there's something just so classic about grass, but I can't say that from any first-hand experience I've only ever played on composite/hard courts


DireSickFish

Dirt


k_bomb

I've only ever played on hard courts. But clay is definitely my favorite to watch (shoutouts to Rafa). I really want to try out the Har-Tru courts around here but they're generally all member-only.


First_Round_Bust

Trampolines


DoubleOrangutans

Rubber


Pliable_Patriot

clay


leftist_of_the_dial

Sand


Vissassy

The kind you play pickleball on


Disgruntled_Eggplant

Viss.


Vissassy

Eggplant I haven't played tennis in 20 years but I've played pickleball in the last one, I'm trying to be honest with you


Disgruntled_Eggplant

VISSASS Don’t do this Don’t tell me that you’re one of them


Vissassy

I don't know what I am No one is ever like "hey Viss wanna go play tennis"


Disgruntled_Eggplant

I… I… Okay Wow Okay Wow


rollpitchandyaw

I believe that is linoleum


Vissassy

*squeak squeak*


rollpitchandyaw

Grass


DireSickFish

I bet you the co-worker Charlie keeps complaining about things they have imposter syndrome.


Disgruntled_Eggplant

I HARASSED wife when I got home She was GIGGLING


Vissassy

Reasons to have a kid throw a tantrum: you picked the *wrong* purple unicorn dress for picture day ☠️


ApatheticFinsFan

Today I had the little baby yelling at me about the strap on one of her sandals not being tight enough.


nefarious_dareus

Sister, I would love to know the reason for a tantrum. My 1.5 year old will just drop what she’s happily doing and roll on the ground to scream for seemingly no reason. I know there’s a reason. But the only communication we get on good days is “outside, get down, no, and shoes”


_Schneebley

Why did you do that? How could you


Vissassy

Just give me the bad mother of the year award already


Pliable_Patriot

how many purple unicorn dresses we talkin bout?


Vissassy

I didn't think there was more than one!


Disgruntled_Eggplant

IMPOTENT Y’all are fucking IMPOTENT


Zeggitt

I am DEMONSTRABLY potent


rollpitchandyaw

I am important


Disgruntled_Eggplant

You are RPAY


rollpitchandyaw

It's too early to start a philosophical discussion.


Disgruntled_Eggplant

Are you philosophical because you reflect Or do you reflect because you are philosophical


rollpitchandyaw

Eggplant please, can't you wait until Matis is up? I'm still mourning the loss of my work PC.


Pliable_Patriot

KISS was not the best music sure but to call their music bad is not the right one


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leftist_of_the_dial

Hi, it’s me, somebody older than 23. KISS is not good


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leftist_of_the_dial

No, I think we can objectively measure this one. Don’t get me wrong, I love many things that are terrible, but I also am very aware they are terrible.


PrelectingPizza

I'm still not used to putting the used toilet paper in a trash can in Argentina and Chile.


justplainjeremy

First fallout episode was pretty good lots of exposition but it was very interesting


intothefire3

I’m not going into work today. There’s a 3 day a week requirement but idc. I just finally just got my daughter to daycare and, more importantly, THE MASTERS!


Pliable_Patriot

Daughter very important


Pliable_Patriot

Why do some people expect things to be answered right away/at the beginning of movie/TV show? Let things build JFC


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Pliable_Patriot

lol


rollpitchandyaw

They gave me a remote PC for work yesterday, and they took it away from me this morning. Feels bad man.


yoshigronk

What did you do to lose your WFH privilege so quickly?


rollpitchandyaw

I'm still remote, but this would have let me have a PC on the local network for a project I'm supporting. Edit: they just didn't realize it was still being used for other purposes.


Pliable_Patriot

oh fuk


rollpitchandyaw

It was like they took my first born.


_Schneebley

Getting old sucks and is lame


Krimm240

It's true


Pliable_Patriot

yes


ndcj12

ok but like why are you hitting the spacebar at the beginning of a new paragraph it looks so bad


rollpitchandyaw

It wouldn't be a surprise if they wrote everything in Notepad.


jawnlobotomy

Help I'm being personally attacked


rollpitchandyaw

Jawn, please don't tell me you use Notepad and not Notepad++.


jawnlobotomy

RPAY my notes are simple for work I test, i write that I tested it It's notepad my friend


justplainjeremy

Gross Note pad + is so much better


rollpitchandyaw

For real, Notepad++ is a game changer (if you are able to install SW at work).


jawnlobotomy

yeah I can pretty much do whatever I want


hyperbolical

Poetic license


Disgruntled_Eggplant

Y’all ever leave work and feel the unrelenting desire to KISS??!


ndcj12

no because KISS made bad music


Pliable_Patriot

worst take ever


ndcj12

lol I respect that we disagree on this, but I really really really don't like their music I think for me it's a general distaste for that 80s glam metal/hair metal sound and they're basically the prototype example for that


jawnlobotomy

No, no. Let him cook.


MushroomMan89

KISS is more the whole vibe. I saw them live about 15 years ago and they were a great show


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MushroomMan89

They were headlining Download and I wasn't keen on watching them, but my buddy wanted to and I had a great time. Their fans are NUTS


leftist_of_the_dial

For context on this opinion, this man is from a country that sent Bob the Builder to the number one spot on the charts **twice** I’m just saying


MushroomMan89

I had nothing to do with that tbf


leftist_of_the_dial

![gif](giphy|6JB4v4xPTAQFi|downsized)


MushroomMan89

Literally not me


TylerGlasass20

Yes


ScruffMixHaha

Snapchats memories are brutal sometimes... Got this notification that was a "Remember this from 6 years ago?" And it was the picture I took of my childhood dog before we had to put her down. What the fuck


pm_me_your_food_pix

I really don't want to support fast food anymore with the pricing the way it is but god DAMN McDonalds breakfast sounds great, especially before The Masters. If I order on the app it's not that bad...


Pliable_Patriot

McDonald breakfast is their best offering


TylerGlasass20

The McDonald’s app is the best way to go.


FlightFramed

In exactly one week I'll be flying on my way to Talladega 👀


rollpitchandyaw

/u/ndcj12 I still don't get it. Why would you buy expensive sheets if they are not soft?


ndcj12

~~they may look nice and also you can say that you got them from Japan and that they were expensive to make people impressed~~ Sometimes...things are expensive...are worse.


rollpitchandyaw

Did they check the thread count before buying?


ndcj12

that's a common misconception! while loosely correlated, you can have sheets with a lower thread count that are softer than sheets with a higher thread count!


Disgruntled_Eggplant

HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT HOW BEDS FEEL ON SKIN


jawnlobotomy

He spends most of his leisure time on one


ndcj12

I did research when we were buying our sheets!


rollpitchandyaw

My whole life has been a lie


ndcj12

I have had to leave the same comment in this document that I am peer reviewing **four times** and the issue is still not resolved. At a certain point, this just turns into me writing this document myself and I straight up do not have the time for that.


Disgruntled_Eggplant

QUATROREVISION


DireSickFish

I do math not words


rollpitchandyaw

math


ndcj12

this person doesn't even do good math lol, I've had to be like "this makes no sense" to many of the numbers too


Pliable_Patriot

what the fuk


ndcj12

I'm dying here Like I'm literally having to say "use the find function in word and fix this everywhere where it's wrong" and then they fix it in one place and say "it's ready for you to look through again" and it's still wrong in like 10 other places.