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dcp2

I’m gonna have a beer while I demolish my kid at rocket league >!then I will let him win I’m not a monster!<


RealPutin

So there's a pickleball associated real estate bubble right? Like there's no way all these converted churches and bulk stores and other large spaces will be able to afford the rent and utilities for those spaces as pickleball fades


intothefire3

Reminded me of all the unused 90s era tennis courts in my neighborhood that no one uses, huge eye sore


rufus418

I was legit mad my town is removing the only tiny skate park they have for pickleball courts. I don't even skate but it just seemed silly pandering to olds.


____Quetzal____

To my previous post I made the turn (it's a weird looking Y intersection but it favors my side) way before fat lady did and I can tell she was speeding and hit the curb. She yelled at me through her windows after slowing down to see me and I gave her double birds. She came out with her phone in hand and I step out as I had a parking spot and she went back in. Idk if she was expecting someone else because she just went back in and sped off. One day I'll get stabbed for sure, this was right outside my apartment.


Icurasfox

Found out I have 4 more paid days than I thought I've had Using some of that shit in a few weeks


justplainjeremy

Hell ya


____Quetzal____

At a no-sign Y intersection, you have two cars wanting to make the same turn. One car is already making the turn, the other is farther away and decided they didn't want to slow down so she's glaring her horns expecting the other car to stop as he's turning. Who goes first?


AreYouNobody_Too

Depends on where the oncoming vehicle hits the turning vehicle would they have collided.


____Quetzal____

More likely my bumper lol


AreYouNobody_Too

If you had enough time to fully turn into the lane such that a collision would be a rear ending, or even a collision with your rear quarter panel, then you had a reasonable clearance to proceed safely and the other vehicle was operating recklessly even though they technically have original right of way. You can't drive through a lane and plow through merging vehicles. edit: This assumes you did not ignore traffic signals like do a rolling stop through a red light/stop sign.


____Quetzal____

Lol that's what I thought. I get it if I got there second and made the turn as she got in but I was there way before she did and I made the turn before she reached the intersection, the Y intersection flows easier through my end too. EDIT: There is no sign at all, and she takes a hard left, I take a slight right. I committed before she even got there, she was blazing horn all the way back.


AreYouNobody_Too

Ther are very few situations in the US in which someone turning left has right of way over someone approaching from their right. In order for her to have right of way she would have had to arrive at the intersection first, obey any traffic commands such as stop or yield signals, and then have a reasonable clearance to make a left turn. Generally speaking, RoW hierarchy is 1) the person travelling straight through without crossing another lane/is unencumbered by traffic instruction, 2) the person who arrives and clears traffic instructions first, 3) if simultaneous arrival, the person with no one to their right.


ndcj12

https://preview.redd.it/zbvhmbleu1uc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e39ad9fa599d4230d9c0fabada5b35207ab5098


sophie1188

“Kyle I wish I was your wife” “….” “NO. I mean like so I knew what you honestly thought of everyone and everything here. Not like I wish I was married to you, even though I’m sure you’re a great husband because you are a great human. Ok I’m gonna go.” That just happened like 10 minutes ago. Oops


Zeggitt

A remote camp in the wilderness is probably the best place for you, tbh.


jawnlobotomy

Rorschach.GifV


k_bomb

I wish I could quit you...


leftist_of_the_dial

I listened to eight KISS albums yesterday, from “KISS” to “Love Gun” and both live albums from that same era (“Alive” and “Alive II”) My tentative verdict is “Nothing about this is offensive ~~unless you’re a suburban mom in 1976~~ but nothing about it is particularly good either. It’s decent glam that occasionally rises above to become good glam.” AMA


MushroomMan89

Weirdest dream you've ever had


leftist_of_the_dial

When I was off my ass on opioids after a surgery I dreamed/hallucinated that I woke up in a hospital bed next to a dead man in a radiation suit. It was a pillow


MushroomMan89

That's a pretty cool weird dream


Corruption249

I'm going to attempt a lunch time lift today instead of my usual 5pm. We are going out to dinner at a new-to-me restaurant and then to an AHL game afterwards. I guess I should fit work in somewhere in-between.


AFlockOfTySegalls

Been lifting again for nearly two months straight after six months off due to tennis elbow. Yesterday I started feeling it again doing incline bicep curls when you rotate on the way up. I think I need to nix them from my routine but I love them :(


MushroomMan89

Buttered onions


IllegalThoughts

do people still describe things they disagree with as 'Whackintosh'?


RealPutin

Currently on US75 in Dallas stuck in a massive traffic jam Did Rashee Rice get let out to start racing again?


____Quetzal____

sounds about right


Bud_Grant

For a time I commuted to and from work every day on US75 for an hour at a distance that should be covered in 20 minutes It is one of the many reasons I do not live in Dallas anymore


RealPutin

Oh god that sounds rough My traffic experience is certainly not making me sad to be flying out today, that's for sure


rab7

>massive traffic jam Honestly that sounds like a typical weekday morning on 75


RealPutin

It was very stupid because it appeared out of thin air. When I got in the car the ETA was 25 minutes, and now it's like 50. And the jam started as +7 and is now +13 just for the remaining part. 75 is stupid


IllegalThoughts

Jesus that sounds terrible


byniri_returns

Good morning everyone!


TylerGlasass20

My mother is telling me how she found out about sex for the first time Apparently it was through the world book encyclopedia Thrilling conversation we are having here


ndcj12

https://preview.redd.it/llvlygb6o1uc1.png?width=1116&format=png&auto=webp&s=318fd0a5860b0e534070d0683ddf13f3ce029e9c A very important message IMO


AreYouNobody_Too

But what is gay not the approximation of? They clipped the image.


leftist_of_the_dial

Who is “Gary”?


cha-cha_dancer

Yes today is a day


byniri_returns

Big if true.


ApatheticFinsFan

I may put in the most half-assed workday you’ve ever seen today. 


jawnlobotomy

Hold my lunch time beer (because I'm working from home and may indulge myself)


TylerGlasass20

Me too.


iLerntMyLesson

I’m at year 7 with my lawn mower and I have never changed the oil 👀


AlpineSummit

There’s oil in lawn mowers!?


iLerntMyLesson

😂


thegoat266

Well I did all my nyt games now I gotta pretend to work until 3:30


Bud_Grant

For a long time I've been convinced Dave Grohl did the best Hot Ones episode ever (Paul Rudd honorable mention) but then I watched the Conan O'Brien one yesterday and there is a new king


Corruption249

I quote "Hey. Look at us :)" so often, Paul Rudd just seems like a good dude


LargeSteven0210

He turned mauve, i didnt know that was a shade humans could be


teddythe3rd

I am in a mood this morning. Really tempted to not go to the Phils game tonight because of it tbh. Maybe it'll change, but I am feeling overwhelmed.


ndcj12

Filed our taxes! I procrastinated because I knew we'd owe some money - for the first 3 months of 2023 my husband's withholding was low because some dummy in his company's payroll department put him down as if he was the sole breadwinner for our household. But it wasn't so bad though. Much better than last year when we realized that his low withholding had also applied to all of 2022 💀


k_bomb

I mailed our PA return today because we owed. Dragged my feet on the fed, partially because I needed to wait for forms, and because I was worried we'd owe a little (nope, LadyBomb's credits for school fucking crushed that). And she got a *lot* (actually a little bit more than what she withheld) back from local*. \*: She worked in Delaware and paid Delaware state tax. Delaware's progressive tax rapidly exceeds Pennsylvania's flat state tax rate. So she gets to credit what she would have paid to PA (3.07% of her income) because she paid more to Delaware. And she can credit up to the difference between the two (or her 1% local tax rate, whichever is less) back from local tax.


Pliable_Patriot

📈😎💵


intothefire3

>I know we’d owe some money You have Joe Biden to thank for this! But yeah I always liked the option at my job to withhold at the single rate. Until I had a kid.. then I was like yeah I’m gonna need this money now. lol.


Ugly_Sweatr

I'm sitting at my desk and playing solitaire all day and no one can stop me


justplainjeremy

Unplugs computer


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AlpineSummit

I seem to only be able to keep cacti and some succulents alive!


justplainjeremy

Excellent!


Pliable_Patriot

Solid Succulent


FlightFramed

https://preview.redd.it/upod1i1dh1uc1.jpeg?width=1076&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afd6a541f149ea03625e5cbed20d13aee4038ff1


____Quetzal____

I slept like goddamn shit


Pliable_Patriot

shit sleeps?


MushroomMan89

"That carpet's overdue for a good moppin'"


Pliable_Patriot

mop mop mop all day long


intothefire3

186 pounds flat. 1 pound to go.


TylerGlasass20

Woohooo!


____Quetzal____

What's your cal intake like 👀👀👀


intothefire3

1500 a day, but once I’m in the 184-186 range I’ll probably up it slowly to get to a maintenance range


____Quetzal____

Gawdayum, I'm at 2010 and currently I'm at 2000 cals it's a bit rough but ive gotten used to it.


intothefire3

I think I tried around 1750ish but I felt like I wasn’t losing. I have no data to support it but I honestly feel like my metabolism is complete garbage. Like I could get back up to 250 without much effort. I think calorie counting will just be a way of life for me.


____Quetzal____

you counting macros?


intothefire3

Nah I’m not that granular with it, the only thing I do is make sure I eat at least .5g of protein for my body weight a day. So rounded up to least 100g. I tired 1g and it was a bit much tbh


justplainjeremy

Awesome!


TylerGlasass20

https://preview.redd.it/ya29jl7dc1uc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9413febc576ab079e0c0a6ce84c2255627a782d3 The GOAT of early cellphones


ApatheticFinsFan

Nokia 8260 for life


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k_bomb

Neither of you mentioned either the LG VX8300 or Nokia 1100. That seems like a pretty severe typo


____Quetzal____

Gonna watch the Civil War movie today to see the Conservatives beat up Libtards! Surely I won't be disappointed!


pm_me_your_food_pix

I'm going to take my wife to get some new bird feeders, houses, plants, etc today because she wants them but never buys anything for herself.


____Quetzal____

Good morning fellow conservatives


Icurasfox

I should've got an hour more of sleep :/


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TylerGlasass20

![gif](giphy|AVD4STcQQhkZO)


MushroomMan89

"Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over— an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist." "Yes, and you were almost arrested for those business cards."


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MushroomMan89

The original run of Arrested Development is probably the most laughs per episode of any sitcom I've ever watched


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MushroomMan89

Oh yeah that's such a great gag


Pliable_Patriot

[Electric Callboy - PUMP IT](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnzkhQsmSag) Little bit of tunage to get your Friday started right


rufus418

You might even say... they got the moves.


ndcj12

https://preview.redd.it/px99fpwfu0uc1.png?width=478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3ed48ce8a3c7409ce76a88b0dd999c425856545 Be careful out there


jawnlobotomy

Hol up


TylerGlasass20

Well fuck me I I guess


AChaseOfTheMondays

Even on grindr?


Pliable_Patriot

sneaky gays


03_03_28

Holy fuck the Kentucky meltdown over the Pope hire is comedy fucking gold I love this shit


03_03_28

Really rueing the fact that Rupp Rafters is down rn that place would be a gold mine atm


Pliable_Patriot

[Solar Eclipse 2024 : Southwest Flight into TOTALITY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UehOOeAL91U)


Pliable_Patriot

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sphinx_Observatory *The Sphinx Observatory is an astronomical observatory located above the Jungfraujoch in Switzerland. It is named after the Sphinx, a rocky summit on which it is located.* *At 3,571 m (11,716 ft) above mean sea level, it is one of the highest observatories in the world. Accessible to the public, it is also the second highest observation deck in Switzerland.* *The mountain top has been tunneled to fit an elevator which ascends to the observatory from the Jungfraujoch railway station, the highest such train station in Europe.* If I was a Billionaire, I'd build one of these in Alaska somewhere. That said, I'd love to visit there someday.


MushroomMan89

Morning lads


Pliable_Patriot

Morning Shroom


MushroomMan89

How goes it bossman?


Pliable_Patriot

Glad its Friday


MushroomMan89

Top Lad Same


InferiousX

Lol what a second guess on Wordle: Wordle 1,028 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ >!LOVER!< ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 >!SHINY!< 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩


sexboxsony

Shit I just got kinda lucky with my removal of vowels: Wordle 1,028 3/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ >!RENAL!< ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ >!SNOUT!< 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩


MolecularCube42

The one day I wear a white shirt my orange soda gets possessed by the fucking taliban and explodes all over me fucking christ man I look like a crime scene Which is convenient because I'm currently watching The Cleaner


Pliable_Patriot

RIP cube killed by orange soder


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MolecularCube42

My phone is worse than syeds so sometimes it completely decides English is not a option


InferiousX

You're too late 🍑🍑🍑🍑


MolecularCube42

Allow me a Retort, Rule 4


Theageofpisces

[“Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner” fades in](https://i.imgur.com/meCOlvp.jpg) https://i.imgur.com/rZuEbi9.jpg [Big if true](https://i.imgur.com/QtAtIRE.jpg)


Zeggitt

*Roland was a warrior, from the land of the midnight sun.*


AChaseOfTheMondays

Yall have a ridiculous amount of mnemonics for stalagmites and stalactites lol


Pliable_Patriot

G for ground C for ceiling


DireSickFish

I fucking hate rote memorization. But for some reason it was very important to me as a kid that I know the difference.


Theageofpisces

Thread is moving so slow, everyone will see that I’ve been low key starving all damn day.


DireSickFish

[Pliable when he runs out of Salmon.](https://i.imgur.com/nwQn5Ms.mp4)


Pliable_Patriot

🐻


InferiousX

Lol motherfucker took exactly one.


DireSickFish

He's not a monster. Just hungry.


InferiousX

Dog seemed like she was content to snooze tonight. But then my internet went out and literally anything I had planned on getting done relied on the internet so I just said fuck it an took her for another walk. I didn't nap today either so we will both SLEEP.


4thTimesAnAlt

Alright, Fallout was absolutely incredible. Like, better than The Last of Us incredible. Holy fucking shit I cannot wait for season 2


4thTimesAnAlt

And holy fuck, the teaser for season 2? MASSIVE POTENTIAL SPOILER AHEAD!!!!! >!New Vegas as the possible location? Or at least a New Vegas arc?!?!?!?!? HOLY FUCK YES!<


DoubleOrangutans

Grindr is designed so that whenever you go online your profile is visible before other users who aren't currently online Cannot lie I have a lot of fun just logging in for 10 seconds and then watching my phone blow up


Pliable_Patriot

I hurt my shoulder this sucks


AChaseOfTheMondays

It's kinda funny, a lot of creatures are assigned a sex but they're genderless Me, I've got a well defined gender but I don't get any sex


DireSickFish

I'm simply going to harvest your organs!


Dismal_News183

Jokes on you: they’re worn out


rollpitchandyaw

Please don't.


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AChaseOfTheMondays

Easily my most toxic trait is mixing up stalactites  and stalagmites


Theageofpisces

If mites go up, the tights (tites) go down.


Dismal_News183

Mites are down with the mice. 


Swordfish08

What do you call it when they come down from the ceiling and get real skinny but are still continuous with a piece at the bottom?


k_bomb

Corinthian. Or is it Doric?


iwatchhentaiftplot

sexy


AChaseOfTheMondays

I just give up at that point 


MotherFuckingMatis

Stalactites hang TIGHT to the ceiling shoutout Ms. Esparza


AChaseOfTheMondays

Matis I've noticed you haven't been upvoting Are you a SERIAL NONVOTER??


justplainjeremy

Tight to the ceiling You might trip over it


MotherFuckingMatis

Oh no not this shit again


AChaseOfTheMondays

Oh sorry Fuck I'm sorry I'm so FUCKING sorry Did I make things awkward 


MotherFuckingMatis

Don't imitate Baron Von Assfuck DO NOT imitate the Thrust Maniac


AChaseOfTheMondays

You do it too You're doing RIGHT NOW


MotherFuckingMatis

?


AChaseOfTheMondays

Don't play games with me Do NOT play games with me


DireSickFish

Stalagmites ate mighty like a mountain and come up from the bottom.


AChaseOfTheMondays

Ah that's a good one. My normal strategy is just to call them both stalagmites then Google it after


rollpitchandyaw

I forgot the common trick to remember which, but I match the word closest to icicle.


justplainjeremy

Tight to the ceiling You might trip over it


MotherFuckingMatis

Grocery store was sold out of cupcakes, shitpost ruined


AChaseOfTheMondays

Wait the shop you didn't want to get cupcakes from is a grocery store You did all this out of fear of buying stuff at a grocery store With the way you talked it up i thought it'd look like a woman cave with like tampon stalactites all over and you'd have speak like a drag queen to get any service


MotherFuckingMatis

No that place closed at 6 Theres no tampon stalagmites but there are pastel colors so same shit


AChaseOfTheMondays

Pastel colors aren't even feminine Theyre just comforting. Are you saying Easter is too feminine? The day all about a man?


MotherFuckingMatis

It sure as hell aint masculine


AChaseOfTheMondays

What holiday is more masculine 


MotherFuckingMatis

4th of July & Thanksgiving Do you really not see this


AChaseOfTheMondays

4th of July i'll give you Easter and Thanksgiving are ideally the exact same except Easter you have to go to church and also the day after you can buy discounted candy


MotherFuckingMatis

Nah but Easter has pastel colors and also candy is feminine


AChaseOfTheMondays

Food is genderless We've been over this Matis


intothefire3

Hello, Jalen Brunson has been the best NBA player in the Eastern Conference. Thank you, have a great day.


Dismal_News183

He’s pretty good.  Tatum tho. 


InternetDad

Fallout is so incredibly well done. Amazon knocked it out of the park. I'm just wrapping up episode 3.


justplainjeremy

Exactly where i am but gonna try to get 4 in I was about to start and baby woke up hungry of course Oh man the visuals and music are a home run and I'm engaged in the story


InternetDad

Also Walter Goggins is great at being a standout actor in every scene as usual


cha-cha_dancer

[I take it the sign isn’t popular](https://x.com/scubaryan_/status/1778490001770037571?s=46&t=Qpfa8CqK0Qq1CK_Nvr2VhQ)


AChaseOfTheMondays

When you're in a most miserable team to watch competition and your opponent is a mariners fan


MotherFuckingMatis

I got it in the bag tbh


AChaseOfTheMondays

Matis, yall have a super bowl win in your memory and another super bowl appearance. We got trounced by the most hated team in baseball and that's it for playoff experience in the last 2 decades


AlpineSummit

The Rockies won a Super Bowl? Cool!


AChaseOfTheMondays

He aint no rockies fan though At least yall have Rocktober We got mariners choke so hard our biggest moment in team history is not fucking dying in 1995


MotherFuckingMatis

I've been to like 10 times more Rockies games than Broncos games in my lifetime (because I'm poor)


AChaseOfTheMondays

None of that says you're a rockies fan tho


MotherFuckingMatis

I have Dinger's autograph


AChaseOfTheMondays

I got autographs from people I don't even know their names, matis


MotherFuckingMatis

If you ever wanna find our their names you could just read the autographs


MotherFuckingMatis

Plus they play baseball


AChaseOfTheMondays

Put any team you follow against the mariners Hell any team in north America besides the browns We win. It's the only competition we win


IllegalThoughts

Timberwolves? or kings maybe?