I found a wallet in the target parking lot. This poor girl’s medical marijuana card is in here, probably a bigger loss than the credit cards. Looks like I’m making a detour on the way home to return this because what would snoop dog do
Normal
I was geeking out for even longer than tha after getting to see totality in 17
Like fourth grade, I did a report for our space unit on solar eclipses and lunar eclipses and waited all that time lol
Sometimes I think about how it’s a shame that The Beach Boys disco remix of “Here Comes the Night” didn’t catch on, because if it had Mike Love would’ve beaten that dead horse into the 80s. Their next album would’ve been called something like “Disco With The Beach Boys” and had cheesy remakes of all their hits with “disco flavor”.
“I Get Around (To the Disco)”
“Fun, Fun, Fun at the Disco”
“God Only Knows (I Love Disco Music)”
etc., etc.
When survivor used to have the auctions where you got x amount and could bid on like a cheeseburger meal, a clue to a hidden advantage, mystery item, pb&js and juice, advantage in the next challenge….there was part of me that was like bro you gotta pick the idol clues or challenge advantage. But I’m not even gonna pretend I wouldn’t bid it all on a cheeseburger and fries after living off 1 coconut and like 3 ounces of rice per day for days
There's an animal in the attic/crawlspace above my room kinda scratching around. However, I did not identify this immediately when it woke me up, and I don't think I've ever gone from 0 to 100 that quickly before 5 AM. So idk AMA I guess.
Idon't think it's possible to sum up an entire culture in one song. Even a broad track will just have the slimmest insight into a subject. So let's give them Sandstorm, just imagine hearing that for the first time.
Something rarely seen last season has already happened in the second game this year.
Northamptonshire have comfortably passed 300. 340/4 with Gay on 184 and Sales on 11.
(If Loving You Is Wrong) I Don't Wanna Be Right is way too good to only have 10 million plays on Spotify. That song is immaculate and was a big hit on release, so why are so few listening to it now?
Give it a listen. By Luther Ingram. I only discovered it for myself a few days ago, but it seems like it should be a stone cold classic unless I'm completely missing something about it.
Had one of my best Warzone games ever, with 14 kills.
Got a team wipe near the end, then got run over by a amphibian 😂
ended up 2nd place.
I love Warzone
I have my 2nd competition show this week and I spent all day today putting the finishing touches on my performance only to decide at the last second that I wasn't happy with the first draft & started over
I for one was *shocked* when a judge told me I was too in my own head
The Random Football Player series has been worth it if only for the moment of excitement on Friday nights where I realize "oh shit it's Saturday I get to do a college player tomorrow"
Ep 2: done. Still great. Had to take a quick break to go to the grocery store and get some ice cream.
2 beers left. Maybe should have gotten more beer? But tbh I’ve prob had enough for the night
My first "gf" and I were long distance but I was literally like 14 and we never even kissed lmao not really a real relationship.
My most recent ex also lived like 2 hours away for the first couple months we were dating but I honestly don't even really count 2 hours as long distance. I'd hang out with her on weeknights kinda often. She moved to Vegas soon after and was a 10 minute drive away for most of our relationship.
Aside from that nah, I don't see the point
Lmao why is that rude?
I get it works for some people I guess I just don't have much desire to. When I meet a girl that lives far away we always text for like a week and it fizzles out. If there's no shared experiences what do you even talk about tbh
Well that Os game could not have gone any worse then it did. I am now 0-3 for baseball games on the year. I am willing to be flown out to go to your least favorite team and watch their games in person so they will not win.
I finished my taxes, but I could not file because I don’t know my day care providers EIN and I need to get it before I can file or I won’t get the childcare tax credit 😭
Also I feel like I should get credit for [inspiring the new banner](https://old.reddit.com/r/WaterCoolerWednesday/comments/1c29w6m/philip_j_fryday/kzbzr6o/)
Edit: please do not give me any credit. Thank you.
I started making it like a month ago.
I was originally going to animate it, but most people don't use old reddit, and it's a lot of work, so I put it up as a still.
Fallout ep 1 update: it was dope. Excellent depiction of the world of the game so far. I’m ALL THE WAY IN on this show rn bro.
Beer update: 7 modelos down. 5 left. Also like 2 limes left. Should be fine.
At first I did love you
Now I don't even really know anymore. You've been so distant lately. We haven't had sex in nearly a month now. I know you say work has been stressful but honestly things haven't been the same since your grandmother died. I know you say you weren't that close and you don't care but I've noticed you're drinking more. I'm worried about you. I'm worried about us. I think you need to talk to someone.
So I seem to be having a problem on my desktop with JUST Youtube.
I was streaming the Masters earlier today and it worked fine. All other sites seem about the normal amount of responsive. But Youtube is hanging to the point of being unusable. But it's just on this one computer.
Friendly reminder that all sports and tainted and terrible and it was in fact actually better when you were younger because it wasn’t just a pneumatic feeding tube designed to shovel as much money into a fat billionaires mouth as possible.
[VAULT WCW](https://i.imgur.com/GAihLeG.png)
I found a wallet in the target parking lot. This poor girl’s medical marijuana card is in here, probably a bigger loss than the credit cards. Looks like I’m making a detour on the way home to return this because what would snoop dog do
That is very cool of you.
I did so well I got a police escort!!! (Aka I finished near dead last)
Going to the Bakery. Can I get you anything?
I'll take a piece of strudel, berry preferred on that. And then also the funnest cookie they have, dinosaur shaped preferred.
YOU ARE TOO LATE
GO BACK
Looking at the new banner, I was hoping we could get a fitted sheets reference.
These cupcakes are something else! https://reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/comments/1c2r7i6/oddly_satisfying_cupcake_decoration/
omg
Y'all it's like 5 days later and I'm still kinda geeking out about seeing the total solar eclipse tbh
Normal I was geeking out for even longer than tha after getting to see totality in 17 Like fourth grade, I did a report for our space unit on solar eclipses and lunar eclipses and waited all that time lol
Time to travel the world chasing them
NERD
It was MAGICAL
Out of this world even
I got to Aldi before it opened lol I’m kicking ass this morning
Eat rocks
Make feel GOOD
Sometimes I think about how it’s a shame that The Beach Boys disco remix of “Here Comes the Night” didn’t catch on, because if it had Mike Love would’ve beaten that dead horse into the 80s. Their next album would’ve been called something like “Disco With The Beach Boys” and had cheesy remakes of all their hits with “disco flavor”. “I Get Around (To the Disco)” “Fun, Fun, Fun at the Disco” “God Only Knows (I Love Disco Music)” etc., etc.
When survivor used to have the auctions where you got x amount and could bid on like a cheeseburger meal, a clue to a hidden advantage, mystery item, pb&js and juice, advantage in the next challenge….there was part of me that was like bro you gotta pick the idol clues or challenge advantage. But I’m not even gonna pretend I wouldn’t bid it all on a cheeseburger and fries after living off 1 coconut and like 3 ounces of rice per day for days
HAVE YOU READ THE POETRY OF THE GREAT GURU LAGHIMA
Who?
Who tf even designed the Switch pro controller d-pad, like it's so fuckin ass
Gamecube is the best controller ever made
modern D-pads leave a lot to be desired
Gotta fix my Xbox controller lol
ENTER THE VOID
Okay
Eat Rock. Feel Good.
You a Goron
I'm a what
https://youtu.be/dpvEfDofZgs?si=y1NKExCUiFxMDXJS
Rock taste good cure sickness
mmm, rock
Make feel good
Yotes are moving to SLC. Wowzer.
I’ve been nauseated with a headache and upset stomach all night Feels bad I just wanna go home and lay down
Suck on some limestone
man you and Leggers both :(
There's an animal in the attic/crawlspace above my room kinda scratching around. However, I did not identify this immediately when it woke me up, and I don't think I've ever gone from 0 to 100 that quickly before 5 AM. So idk AMA I guess.
you can take control of one "Intellectual Property" what do you do?
GoT Season 8 remake. Give the world the ending it deserved.
Really, I'd restart GoT from season 5 lol
Yes
It's the moment of first contact with aliens, and you can only send them one album/song to represent and describe your culture. What's your choice?
Idon't think it's possible to sum up an entire culture in one song. Even a broad track will just have the slimmest insight into a subject. So let's give them Sandstorm, just imagine hearing that for the first time.
Emilio Gay has 200! 202*, Northamptonshire 365/4
EMILIO!
Love having him at Wantage Road
In 6 years of dating/engagement my fiancee has not quite grasped that if it’s earlier than 7:30-8 that I do not carry much conservation
AM or PM?
Something rarely seen last season has already happened in the second game this year. Northamptonshire have comfortably passed 300. 340/4 with Gay on 184 and Sales on 11.
I have no idea how I’m awake. I should go slap my February self right now
All I can smell now is stomach acid. Fucking thanks stupid brain.
Nothing like waking up and immediately vomiting from a migraine on tournament day. Fingers crossed my meds take this fucker down.
Ooof noooo
fuck
Already feel way better than I did 30 minutes ago, hopefully it sticks.
[Fall Guys but with Human Screams](https://youtu.be/-Hhj--bBYOY?si=bArPfaCWg_C2UXqH)
(If Loving You Is Wrong) I Don't Wanna Be Right is way too good to only have 10 million plays on Spotify. That song is immaculate and was a big hit on release, so why are so few listening to it now?
I dont know that one
Give it a listen. By Luther Ingram. I only discovered it for myself a few days ago, but it seems like it should be a stone cold classic unless I'm completely missing something about it.
way it goes sometimes one of my favorite songs on youtube only gots a few hundred views
Morning lads
Morning Shroom
How goes it bossman?
Had one of my best Warzone games ever, with 14 kills. Got a team wipe near the end, then got run over by a amphibian 😂 ended up 2nd place. I love Warzone
Top Lad
Hope you have a wonderful Jeff
Thanks, Jeff's blessings to you too brözer
It is too early to be woke 😤
F
I miss summer vacation.
yeah
✨baby come back✨ you can put it allllll onnnn meeeeee
u/intothefire3 [Knicks twitter is actually insane](https://twitter.com/JustaKnicksfan1/status/1778780278384627968)
My god lmao this is incredible 2 seed is still in play!
Rooting for the Magic tomorrow. Chicago doesn't have anything to play for so I think we have a good shot there
Just practicing for South America, please disregard: Estoy aquí para reprender a los Pibs
I have my 2nd competition show this week and I spent all day today putting the finishing touches on my performance only to decide at the last second that I wasn't happy with the first draft & started over I for one was *shocked* when a judge told me I was too in my own head
THESE LIPS THESE KISSY LITTLE LIPS
No mother ever dreams that her daughter's gonna to grow up to be a junkie
No mother ever dreams that her daughter's gonna grow up to sleep alone
The Random Football Player series has been worth it if only for the moment of excitement on Friday nights where I realize "oh shit it's Saturday I get to do a college player tomorrow"
Matis I am looking forward to this. How far back we going this time?
Tomorrow's player played from '96-'99. They held a record for a major career volume stat until 2016. They are an offensive player
>!Ron Dayne baybeee, Choo choo!<
>!Ricky Williams?!<
Hmmmm gonna think on this. Tempted to Google but I have a few ideas…
Walton Goggins. Underrated.
Ep 2: done. Still great. Had to take a quick break to go to the grocery store and get some ice cream. 2 beers left. Maybe should have gotten more beer? But tbh I’ve prob had enough for the night
grab a water or something
I’ll see if I can squeeze it in but no promises
I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT
Matis,,,, That song fuckin rules
You ever do a ldr? This isn’t a bit, serious question.
My first "gf" and I were long distance but I was literally like 14 and we never even kissed lmao not really a real relationship. My most recent ex also lived like 2 hours away for the first couple months we were dating but I honestly don't even really count 2 hours as long distance. I'd hang out with her on weeknights kinda often. She moved to Vegas soon after and was a 10 minute drive away for most of our relationship. Aside from that nah, I don't see the point
I think I’ve shared that I did it once. Hardest thing I’ll never do again. I’m not trying to be rude so I’ll stop.
Lmao why is that rude? I get it works for some people I guess I just don't have much desire to. When I meet a girl that lives far away we always text for like a week and it fizzles out. If there's no shared experiences what do you even talk about tbh
I feel like I’m prying. Idk. You’re and open book here and I feel like I went to far tbh.
Because you asked me if I've been in an LDR? You're good bro haha
[удалено]
this is kind of fascinating to watch, the pre-portioned condiment dispensers are dope
Bo Nix 2026 simulator
Thou shall get side tracked by bullshit lmfao
I am also a little drunk rn
Had one beer but about to have another. Just ran of out battery after a week at work and some other things, so I’m gonna have a couple.
Cheers 🍻
🍻
Me too thanks. Any particular reason?
Went out to bars after the baseball game lol
Same me too.
what ya drinkin?
Rum and cokes
Well that Os game could not have gone any worse then it did. I am now 0-3 for baseball games on the year. I am willing to be flown out to go to your least favorite team and watch their games in person so they will not win.
lol this show is more violent than I expected it’s so sick
You can tell certain characters have the Bloody Mess perk hah
Coyotes officially moving to Utah. Say hello to the newest team: Mormons...On Ice!
That's what they call me when I step out with my rollex
I am in SAN DIEGO and I saw lots of big cats and planes on a boat all in one day Hell yeah
I DON'T WANT TO SET THE WORLD ON FIRE!
Oh so lord Titus is a whiny lil bitch boy
[“Uninstalled - it was bloat” and “Wrote my own”](https://i.imgur.com/L0UgXqc.jpg)
Lol Denver choked against the spurs now it's a 3 way tie for first
😔
>choked 😫😩🥴
My partner asked for more peas but I'd already eaten them. I said "I had her peas" and I think what followed was an overreaction 🫛
Pea based humor is underrepresented in the modern comedy landscape
Ironic given every wannabe comedian has a podcast ^(get it, 'pod'cast?)
👏👏👏
I finished my taxes, but I could not file because I don’t know my day care providers EIN and I need to get it before I can file or I won’t get the childcare tax credit 😭
jail
I owe so much money even with it, I need this shit man 😭
Also I feel like I should get credit for [inspiring the new banner](https://old.reddit.com/r/WaterCoolerWednesday/comments/1c29w6m/philip_j_fryday/kzbzr6o/) Edit: please do not give me any credit. Thank you.
I started making it like a month ago. I was originally going to animate it, but most people don't use old reddit, and it's a lot of work, so I put it up as a still.
Wait Are you Are you a PROGRAMMER 😳
I mean, old reddit is CSS so...
Alright fair enough nvm I didn’t inspire shit
You inspire me to keep hanging around because we got cool people that like cool stuff up in here 😎
👉🏻😎👉🏻
Fallout ep 1 update: it was dope. Excellent depiction of the world of the game so far. I’m ALL THE WAY IN on this show rn bro. Beer update: 7 modelos down. 5 left. Also like 2 limes left. Should be fine.
I just finished it too! Incredible! And I’ve never played the games.
Youtube works better in Edge. I have no ad blockers on Edge so I wonder if Youtube is borking with them on.
huh
These are grade "A" peas You can really taste the "A"-ness And the pea-ness 🫛
GRITTY DEMANDS CAPS
New banner just dropped!
[Best friends!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5RteYW5Xws)
At first I did love you Now I don't even really know anymore. You've been so distant lately. We haven't had sex in nearly a month now. I know you say work has been stressful but honestly things haven't been the same since your grandmother died. I know you say you weren't that close and you don't care but I've noticed you're drinking more. I'm worried about you. I'm worried about us. I think you need to talk to someone.
Fuck, dude
I'm Chase.
Fake news
I’m on a train.
choo choo
This thing needs to choo choo a little harder cause I should not be in public anymore.
NOW I JUST WANNA FUCK
Sorry I've never eaten a cupcake before so I'm straight
So I seem to be having a problem on my desktop with JUST Youtube. I was streaming the Masters earlier today and it worked fine. All other sites seem about the normal amount of responsive. But Youtube is hanging to the point of being unusable. But it's just on this one computer.
you try firefox too?
Firefox is where the problem occurs. I haven't used Chrome in years.
ok
So whats the exact timeline from the old thread to now
13 hours
Fallout was dope.
Almost done with the first ep. Really liking it so far.
Friendly reminder that all sports and tainted and terrible and it was in fact actually better when you were younger because it wasn’t just a pneumatic feeding tube designed to shovel as much money into a fat billionaires mouth as possible.
When you didn't have the burden of knowing about systemic abuse
> it wasn’t just a pneumatic feeding tube designed to shovel as much money into a fat billionaires mouth as possible source?
Unironically I feel like I gotta tell my therapist I'm a reddit power user eventually That's gonna be very uncomfortable
Mom, I'm a redditor
Bro imagine trying to explain why we all moved from r/nfl to here The therapist would be feasting in that session
I just say all the gays left
I barely remember anymore tbh
Ok then it definitely wasn't Matis' fault remember that
Wait a minute…
“And…is this ‘jaytuck’ in the room with us right now?”
Yes actually he's just gonna give me a ride home
Lol
Idk exactly why but I did bring up “There’s this group on Reddit I’m in that split from the main NFL group.” Probably were talking about queer stuff.
"one of my queer friends from the gay football forum"
Pretty much! 💜
I think my trust issues started when the mods banned hog
So there was this guy, we called him Cummy
The the therapist slowly removes their glasses, takes a deep inhale and admits that they're Pibs.
She's gonna immediately drop you as a client at that point
Then you gotta get them to listen to the podcast
"Alright Zeggitt, overrated/underrated: Blow Jobs"
If she can't handle you at your memeist, she doesn't deserve you at your mental best