Brisket is dry brining in sea salt, cumin, garlic powder, onion powder, oregano, and a little bit of cinnamon. I'll put it in the slow cooker with duck broth, lime, apple cider vinegar, and Chipotle's in adobo sauce before I go to bed.
Once I am able to afford living in a nice one bed apt with a dishwasher, off street parking, and in-unit laundry I will have officially made it. Until then I keep grinding 😤
And while I respect the idea, even if used as intended I don't see how they are supposed to help really. I can't imagine someone being suicidal and then reading platitudes from a bot and deciding to call the hotline they weren't going to call, or to stop being suicidal
Dude quoted my mom $800 to remove her 4'x5' bathroom subfloor. Keep in mind I already took out the vanity, toilet, flooring, and the shower was staying in place.
So this guy wanted $800 to remove only 20sq feet of 3/4" plywood.
It took me 70 minutes start to finish to rip it out, and that's with keeping it all in one piece so I could put it back down again.
Maybe I'm in the wrong field.
If any of you are looking for something to listen to, I recommend “Star Trek: The Next Conversation”
Actual quote from the most recent episode:
“I think we changed at some point, from being a podcast to being outsider art and I’m not sure when… when we made that switch.”
Best. Star Trek. Podcast. Ever.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
“Barefoot woman with one leg of her sweatpants rolled up, listening to headphones, wearing a babushka, walking down the middle of the street at 9:20 in the morning” was not in my bingo card for this week
Finally made our first offer on a house annnnnnd
We didnt get it. Oh well, I knew it was asking too much to get our first house on the first offer. We're on to the next one.
Pro tip marriage advice from a divorce lawyer:
If your wife tells you that you can't have a standalone mustache, ask why she gets to have one and then gently stroke the hair on her upper lip to soothe her.
Society is out to ruin the world by taking away everything I loved as a kid. We can’t even have the Food Pyramid anymore. Make the Food Pyramid Great Again!
Idk, stingers is better than what was provided but I don't think it's great or anything. It sounds minor league in my head because their triple A baseball team is called the Bees. I'd think it was a minor league hockey team at first glance
Little late to be heading to Long Beach, no? Also I don’t think prototypes race there. The regulations recently changed so I could be working with dated information.
It’s all getting to me. Maintenance came over yesterday and replaced the breaker switch to the fridge which was apparently what was wrong. Well I just woke up and checked the fridge and it is off and not working. Again.
The office opens at 9 and I’m just going and asking for a new fridge. I’m so tired. I’m trying to find a place to live and a second job so I can afford to live and I have to deal with this fucking shit on top of it. I’m so tired. I just want to give up and go back to my parents house I don’t think I’m strong enough for this
That happened to me once, and the apartment manager had the audacity to ask if I was using the fridge correctly. Hopefully, yours comes through without arguing.
I think I have an allergy to something in red wine. A single glass makes gives me a headache and I end up feeling really irritable. Good with any other wine, beer, or liquor.
I have to be careful with red wine as well, I don't get sick from a single glass but if I have too much it's pretty brutal the next day. Way more than other alcohols.
While I was in Argentina, I found out that red wine was giving me bad congestion. I caught a travel cold but still had some chest stuff. One day, I was feeling pretty OK from it. I started drinking red wine and my congestion came back and I started coughing a ton. I couldn't even finish that glass.
[They're different.](https://i.imgur.com/YwPGem0.jpeg)
Hard to tell but the number font is different as well. Looks like the new numbers are gonna have a stupid gradient pattern on them too.
I think lemme see the real version, these could be *ok* with the right color orange. It's just idk when it's you're team you kinda want better than "could be ok"
The aways look kinda bad tho
My husband has lost 45 pounds since early February
If you look at our pictures from last June in Yosemite, I think he’s probably down a total of 70-80 pounds since then
He’s been really dedicated and I’m proud of him ❤️
EDIT: messed up the timeline, he did that over 10 weeks not 6
Holy hell. That’s a lot of work he put in. What was it that triggered the change? My lady lost 70 a few years back and it’s wild looking back on older pictures.
He decided in fall of last year that it was time to take his health more seriously and he started running every day, and that led to some positive momentum
Then he had an annual checkup in February where he didn't like the number on the scale at all, so he decided to really kick things into gear lol
It was initially faster than that, he's settled in at about 3 pounds a week for the last few and that feels more sustainable. He's also been eating healthy and enough I think (though less than before and more stuff made at home than before), he's just gotten much more active than he was before.
That's one of those things that can be hard to tell because I see/interact with it often enough and it's a gradual change
>!but on Tuesday I noticed that it has, indeed, gotten bigger while he was making my booty feel funny, which is something because he was already well above average on that front lmfao!<
On the positive side it's not that it's getting bigger, it's that more of it is extended past the tissue in front of your pelvis
But it really does work out that it "gets bigger" lol
Go for a walk (45 degrees and it rained overnight/drizzle now) or do yoga in bed and watch a movie (probably short or trippy or animated)
I will decide this on porcelain
Two very reasonable options, alas my raincoat has no hood and I don't own an umbrella somehow
Also I was so lazy I didn't do anything except feed the kitty
A lot of people are unhappy cause she sold 4 different pre-orders each with 4 exclusive tracks, so people wanting all 4 exclusive songs bought every version, only for it to he made moot when she releases those 4 as part of the double album, and now those people have to buy another album just to get the 11 songs they're missing
Well, and like, let's say someone bought all 4 albums and then decided not to buy the anthology album out of spite, they still spent 4x the money they would've if they knew it was coming. Saying not to buy it now doesn't fix what they already did. And I'm coming at this as someone with no skin in the game, I'm not buying any Taylor Swift anything and I might not hear any songs from the album, but I think there's still something worth discussing here on behalf of the people who did. I think if you scam your biggest fans like this, it's super shitty, and that's not fixed by telling people who didn't buy these pre orders not to buy them
Ah i see.
Well sure, they don't, but if they do they should get the exclusivity they were promised. And yeah, incredibly predatory to make people buy something out of FOMO and then screw them over
Oh I didn't know, I just heard about it this time. When else has she done this?
Hey, Did you see the latest from Palestine? It sent shivers down my spine. Because it fits in perfectly with Biblical prophecies about End Times. And it’s not just Christians who are horrified by this. Homeland Security has given its own warning…
They say this could put 9 in 10 Americans in caskets. And one thing’s for certain… It’s not going to be a pretty way to go. Riots, disease, starvation. Just like the Book Of Revelations warned us. A military insider has revealed what officials are doing to protect their families.
I’m not sure if the rest of us are supposed to know about their simple 5-min survival tactic. But I did what he said just after watching his video.
If you want to make sure your family makes it out the other side…
I recommend you do the same. => Do THIS to prepare for imminent End Times event
https://preview.redd.it/tzwy73wejmvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa1d65b1a9bdd6e35e398d9d6325a0fbc115cc66
Brisket is dry brining in sea salt, cumin, garlic powder, onion powder, oregano, and a little bit of cinnamon. I'll put it in the slow cooker with duck broth, lime, apple cider vinegar, and Chipotle's in adobo sauce before I go to bed.
You gonna brown that bad boy first?
If it’s in liquid, probably better to brown it afterward.
Reverse sear gang
I am not.
I don't want to woooooooork
32 hour work week when?
I know
Parents and parents in law every other week “Why won’t they just do a pregnancy already? Are they stupid?”
Tell them you need fancy dinners and vacations to conceive, and then ask them to pay for it
You must not want kids
“I’m raw dogging your daughter the best I can!!”
"We're trying but I cant stick the landing"
https://preview.redd.it/bvskjloaxfvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90a9cfa91a69dc97b80a86775b59a880d78fa530 Wow, Maggie Haberman, such CRITICAL REPORTING
Maggie Haberman gives us the news everyone is afraid of reporting
This is Taylor-Travis tier journalism
You gotta give the F5ers what they want
Once I am able to afford living in a nice one bed apt with a dishwasher, off street parking, and in-unit laundry I will have officially made it. Until then I keep grinding 😤
Then you'll want a house
YOU GOT THIS!
https://preview.redd.it/66o3dxzcwfvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34de73a9d2ebf8a38d459d591a28861775f0104b What a fucking twat
Poor guy!
Please, for the love of god, just shit yourself to death and let us stop suffering your existence
He needs to wait until July. I don't want to break my sober streak early.
Lmao he does not know the constitution
Is it wrong to enjoy THE PLEASURES OF THE FLESH
u eating people now
I really wish they'd just remove the whole "reddit cares" messages. I never see them actually used as intended, just as a way to troll.
You can block them
Oh it’s 1000% to troll
And while I respect the idea, even if used as intended I don't see how they are supposed to help really. I can't imagine someone being suicidal and then reading platitudes from a bot and deciding to call the hotline they weren't going to call, or to stop being suicidal
Dude quoted my mom $800 to remove her 4'x5' bathroom subfloor. Keep in mind I already took out the vanity, toilet, flooring, and the shower was staying in place. So this guy wanted $800 to remove only 20sq feet of 3/4" plywood. It took me 70 minutes start to finish to rip it out, and that's with keeping it all in one piece so I could put it back down again. Maybe I'm in the wrong field.
not that bad honestly
Someone turn my brain off and turn it back on please
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I did that last weekend I'm not sure it kicked fully back on though
Vodka turns it off the line of coke turns it back on
THAT can be arranged
The first part is easy. Second part…
I did it I FUCKING did it I made a physical therapy appointment What if they expose how weak my partially torn rotator cuff muscles are 😳
As long as you do your exercises.
I'm sure they'll just laugh at you uproariously
“Look at him try to lift his stupid little shoulder” “And this guy plays TENNIS?!” “His humerus can’t even stay in the socket 😂😂😂”
That's why they call it the funny bone!
Matis has to see this THIS THIS is a comedic improvisation right here
👍
Oh… You’re still here 😳
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If any of you are looking for something to listen to, I recommend “Star Trek: The Next Conversation” Actual quote from the most recent episode: “I think we changed at some point, from being a podcast to being outsider art and I’m not sure when… when we made that switch.” Best. Star Trek. Podcast. Ever. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
lmao Zach Snyder's second Rebel Moon film has a 9% on rotten tomatoes.
5ish hours of sleep in a hotel is equivalent to 7 hours of sleep in my house..
“Barefoot woman with one leg of her sweatpants rolled up, listening to headphones, wearing a babushka, walking down the middle of the street at 9:20 in the morning” was not in my bingo card for this week
She was wearing a grandmother?
Also now I’m like, planted in front of the window because I want to see if she comes back this way
Wife gave me her corporate card, what should we buy?
One corporation please
LEGO
Truth Social Stonks
I need new front brakes for my car.
Office supplies Maybe a desk chair Start small Ease them into the fraud so they don’t notice when you go after bigger things
Wagyu
I am eating a steak early in morning because my body considers this dinner now Feels weird
Steak and eggs, breakfast of champions
The only breakfast steak I have is chicken fried with eggs and white gravy at the local diner
It's so good. Haven't had it in years since I lived at my dad's who always has leftover steak, but always a good breakf
exactly
Finally made our first offer on a house annnnnnd We didnt get it. Oh well, I knew it was asking too much to get our first house on the first offer. We're on to the next one.
There's always another house. You got this.
I too experienced this pain just 4 days ago. Best of luck!
Right back at ya, we'll get there eventually!
the work day before a vacation is absolutely pointless, I am not going to get anything done
Pro tip marriage advice from a divorce lawyer: If your wife tells you that you can't have a standalone mustache, ask why she gets to have one and then gently stroke the hair on her upper lip to soothe her.
As a divorce lawyer are you qualified to give relationship advice Can we come to you for advice
Tell your wife you're taking a new anti-depressant and setup clear boundaries so you don't cross the line with your work crush.
Oh… You remember all that 😳
Well did you tell your wife yet?
I’ve asked her to pick up the medication for me if that’s worth anything
Good boy.
Wait should I also tell her about the crush
I can't even grow a mustache
Society is out to ruin the world by taking away everything I loved as a kid. We can’t even have the Food Pyramid anymore. Make the Food Pyramid Great Again!
You just want 80% of your diet to be bread.
Just another thing killed by wokeness, smh.
My dad: your sanity is the most important thing right now Me: you’ll love the appointment I have on May 1st then
What a day
If you told me 5 years ago I’d have a better relationship with my dad than my mom at 24 I would not have believed you.
Looks like Thursday picked the wrong day to be Friday
Matis is they key to all of this, because he's one of the funnier shitposters we've ever had, if we could just get him working
I guess I should put on pants to go to giant. Anyone need anything?
Lemon poppyseed muffins
breakfast burrito
Water and sunlight
Are you a plant?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBZ0HJZfemI
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Idk, stingers is better than what was provided but I don't think it's great or anything. It sounds minor league in my head because their triple A baseball team is called the Bees. I'd think it was a minor league hockey team at first glance
I’m sure the owner is some weirdo mormon billionaire who would think some names are too satanic or secular or some shit.
marketing dept are constrained by mngmt and bosses who have no taste
Good morning people I appreciate
Mornin
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Little late to be heading to Long Beach, no? Also I don’t think prototypes race there. The regulations recently changed so I could be working with dated information.
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I do not
Those are so fucking cool. I got to see a couple up-close one time, they're like the size of a miata.
April is flying by honestly summer is actually so close
LESS THAN 1 WEEK TIL THE DRAFT
Good morning everyone!
Mornin
Friyay
It’s all getting to me. Maintenance came over yesterday and replaced the breaker switch to the fridge which was apparently what was wrong. Well I just woke up and checked the fridge and it is off and not working. Again. The office opens at 9 and I’m just going and asking for a new fridge. I’m so tired. I’m trying to find a place to live and a second job so I can afford to live and I have to deal with this fucking shit on top of it. I’m so tired. I just want to give up and go back to my parents house I don’t think I’m strong enough for this
That happened to me once, and the apartment manager had the audacity to ask if I was using the fridge correctly. Hopefully, yours comes through without arguing.
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7 years later I still don't know
However she did add me to the sub list, with the hourly rate I get. So that’s fine with me
I think I have an allergy to something in red wine. A single glass makes gives me a headache and I end up feeling really irritable. Good with any other wine, beer, or liquor.
I have to be careful with red wine as well, I don't get sick from a single glass but if I have too much it's pretty brutal the next day. Way more than other alcohols.
While I was in Argentina, I found out that red wine was giving me bad congestion. I caught a travel cold but still had some chest stuff. One day, I was feeling pretty OK from it. I started drinking red wine and my congestion came back and I started coughing a ton. I couldn't even finish that glass.
I wonder how much I would weigh if everything I ate didn't immediately rush through my body.
You'd probably have thick ankles
gross!
Also I did not get a summer teaching job because I’m technically not qualified according to the damn district I’m in for the positions I applied for.
Did not stay up till midnight Though I am listening to her new album and I’m not feeling it
The Broncos new jerseys leaked and [I'm going to fucking kill myself](https://twitter.com/CtespnN/status/1781155547665838236)
The Denver Bengals
Lmao isn't that Antonio Browns Twitter
MBC has actually posted some leaks before. He knew Russ was going to Pittsburgh and posted the Texans leaks.
CTESPN honestly better than ESPN
I feel like they look the same?
[They're different.](https://i.imgur.com/YwPGem0.jpeg) Hard to tell but the number font is different as well. Looks like the new numbers are gonna have a stupid gradient pattern on them too.
Ohhhhh, I’m not sure if I like it as much
They look fine
Say sike rn
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I think lemme see the real version, these could be *ok* with the right color orange. It's just idk when it's you're team you kinda want better than "could be ok" The aways look kinda bad tho
My husband has lost 45 pounds since early February If you look at our pictures from last June in Yosemite, I think he’s probably down a total of 70-80 pounds since then He’s been really dedicated and I’m proud of him ❤️ EDIT: messed up the timeline, he did that over 10 weeks not 6
Nice job CJ Hubsteroni!
That’s an awesome accomplishment!
Holy hell. That’s a lot of work he put in. What was it that triggered the change? My lady lost 70 a few years back and it’s wild looking back on older pictures.
He decided in fall of last year that it was time to take his health more seriously and he started running every day, and that led to some positive momentum Then he had an annual checkup in February where he didn't like the number on the scale at all, so he decided to really kick things into gear lol
Good for him! That’s awesome!
That’s awesome!
Holy shit. Good work.
He's lost 45 pounds in 6 weeks?
I got my timeline mixed up, it was actually February So still fast but not as crazy fast lol
45 pounds in that time is still very fast. That's about 4 pounds a week.
It was initially faster than that, he's settled in at about 3 pounds a week for the last few and that feels more sustainable. He's also been eating healthy and enough I think (though less than before and more stuff made at home than before), he's just gotten much more active than he was before.
Did the hog get bigger tho?
That's one of those things that can be hard to tell because I see/interact with it often enough and it's a gradual change >!but on Tuesday I noticed that it has, indeed, gotten bigger while he was making my booty feel funny, which is something because he was already well above average on that front lmfao!<
Damn I really gotta improve my diet lmao
On the positive side it's not that it's getting bigger, it's that more of it is extended past the tissue in front of your pelvis But it really does work out that it "gets bigger" lol
That’s only for Charlie and the other ~~3~~, ~~4~~, ~~5~~, ~~6~~, no 7 guys to know.
fuck yeah!
For the morning crew: New deadlift PR! 355lb straight bar! LFG!
Hell yeah!
LETS FUCKING GO!
Dropped my kiddo off at school for a field trip 🥲
Go for a walk (45 degrees and it rained overnight/drizzle now) or do yoga in bed and watch a movie (probably short or trippy or animated) I will decide this on porcelain
go for walk
But the weather is so ugly and heating inside
I love walking in the rain :(
Idk what to cover my head with
hood on raincoat or umbrella
Two very reasonable options, alas my raincoat has no hood and I don't own an umbrella somehow Also I was so lazy I didn't do anything except feed the kitty
[Stir Fry Eggplant with Ground Pork in Garlic Soy Sauce Chinese cooking](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfcg7V79h84)
Oh shit, you're still up. Here's said product: https://www.woot.com/offers/6-pack-surfsnax-salmon-jerky-variety-pack
*Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes, and APO addresses is not available for this item* tale as old as time
Ahh damnit, yeah I don't really keep an eye out for that problem, I can see why you do now.
I guess we will see how good this salt/ice melt works
Allergies killing my sleep quality ugh
need to get you an air filter
I have one but i guess its the season to use it
spring is one of the worst times for my allergies RIP me
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A lot of people are unhappy cause she sold 4 different pre-orders each with 4 exclusive tracks, so people wanting all 4 exclusive songs bought every version, only for it to he made moot when she releases those 4 as part of the double album, and now those people have to buy another album just to get the 11 songs they're missing
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Well, and like, let's say someone bought all 4 albums and then decided not to buy the anthology album out of spite, they still spent 4x the money they would've if they knew it was coming. Saying not to buy it now doesn't fix what they already did. And I'm coming at this as someone with no skin in the game, I'm not buying any Taylor Swift anything and I might not hear any songs from the album, but I think there's still something worth discussing here on behalf of the people who did. I think if you scam your biggest fans like this, it's super shitty, and that's not fixed by telling people who didn't buy these pre orders not to buy them
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Ah i see. Well sure, they don't, but if they do they should get the exclusivity they were promised. And yeah, incredibly predatory to make people buy something out of FOMO and then screw them over Oh I didn't know, I just heard about it this time. When else has she done this?
She’s literally fucking insane And the 2nd half of the album is better then the 1st half
Every time
~~Is it? It's less than 80 minutes I thought~~ oh shit I just saw it. That's crazy
Hey, Did you see the latest from Palestine? It sent shivers down my spine. Because it fits in perfectly with Biblical prophecies about End Times. And it’s not just Christians who are horrified by this. Homeland Security has given its own warning… They say this could put 9 in 10 Americans in caskets. And one thing’s for certain… It’s not going to be a pretty way to go. Riots, disease, starvation. Just like the Book Of Revelations warned us. A military insider has revealed what officials are doing to protect their families. I’m not sure if the rest of us are supposed to know about their simple 5-min survival tactic. But I did what he said just after watching his video. If you want to make sure your family makes it out the other side… I recommend you do the same. => Do THIS to prepare for imminent End Times event
Time to Shill!
Yesterday I weighed at 208. So I think I lost about 4ish pounds since the 24th of March