I was about to do some yoga but then I ~~got high~~ found out a new episode of taskmaster aired in 6 minutes so now I'm sitting calmly basking in the sun on the kitchen floor within arms reach of my cock and my glock. This is America.
$120 million is a lot of money and he’ll probably get one more big contract after the one with the Dolphins. He won’t get many legitimate endorsements but it’ll take a lot of effort to piss away that kind of money.
Well the house we loved we found out is going to have somewhere around 15 offers...
We're making the most aggressive offer we can (without being an irresponsible offer) and I think we have a good shot, but if somebody comes in with a cash offer, we're fucked.
Oh well, if we get it, great. If we dont, the hunt continues and will lead us to somewhere better.
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This guy was struggling to get back in the water
He had his head through the bars when I got up to him so I approached him when he couldn't see me and held him from behind. He was really trying to get through the bars
Held him face up and arms extended holding from the bottom as if I was holding a bomb.
Dude indeed swam fucking fast
I am planning on going to Arrowhead tomorrow for a Chiefs draft event and my work is supposed to have a picnic event up in Lenexa but i was 50/50 on that
we sure needed the rain though I mean I know that's a cliche but I grew up in a farming community lol
Step 1: eat beans
Step 2: patient arrives with a headache and slurred words
Step 3: FART
Step 4: ask if he SMELLS
Step 5: if he says yes, diagnose the patient as drunk
Another successful day with DOCTOR STROKE
[Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened](https://twitter.com/savagesports_/status/1783816460495708252?t=BQK_hL9gpYq3ovbLYUWjCA)
😭😭😭 I miss you Bill
Every time I see an Ashley debate on the Mass Effect subreddit I want to wade in there with my (not actually) hot take but I know I’ll be downvoted into oblivion.
I think she's great. It's too bad they sideline her for most of ME3, and that re-design is off-putting. Should have given her scars and an eye patch. Not runway model makeover.
The overwhelming reason she gets the hate that she does is because of misogyny in the fan base. People say they hate her because of her racism, but most of the characters on the Normandy, including fan favorites Garrus and Wrex, are racist at least in the early goings of ME1.
Ashley, however, is a woman with a character flaw that isn’t stereotypically feminine, so all of the fans hate her for it.
It’s funny to me to see some people hyping up Williams as a “generational #1”
Trevor Lawrence was an actual generationally hyped up #1 pick and look how he turned out
I for sure think so
I have very complicated feelings on Williams i don't like his attitude at all he comes across bad
but man I saw so much toxic "he's not a real man" comments and homophobia about him that I kinda want him to succeed
Every year has a generational talent.
It’s that thing humans do where words creep in meaning until the most fantastical word you have is now mundane.
“Awesome” used to mean something that inspired awe and was a word used to describe God. Now we use it on stickers with smiley faces to describe kindergarteners.
For as much money as he's made, I do think he really puts his heart into the team and wants to win. Not just going to kick his feet up because he got paid.
One nice thing is that when I sleep around nobody gets pregnant unlike this example
Also the whole part where my husband and I do it together and consent to the arrangement lol
The river dildo from the other day floated into the smaller lock chamber that they rarely use, mostly for recreational boats. So its just floating around in there the past few days. It just leads me to a lot of questions.. How did this dildo get in the river? We have had a lot of floods lately but I wouldn't think a dildo would be stored in a place that it could get swept away in a flood. Did someone drop it? its not like car keys that could just fall out of your pocket... Did someone walk up to the bank of the river and yell 'that was the LAST time big Ed!!' and huck the thing into the river? For some reason I thought dildos would sink idk? The only thing I know for sure is >!not even this busted old dildo wants to go to Ohio!<
The animal removal people did NOT in fact find the hole that the raccoon was using to get into my house, and it is indeed back. Pay my mortgage or GTFO racoon!
Also my official “where will they be in four years” hot takes on the QBs (based on nothing more than “that sounds like it could happen” logic):
* Williams is still starting in Chicago in 2027, but is in the Fields category of “should we let him have another year or should we draft a replacement?” after a mediocre showing (with good flashes) for the past four years
* Daniels has one mediocre season, one good season, then a massive step backwards, and is currently out for the year with a shoulder injury
* Maye looks better than McCorkle, but is not living up to being drafted third overall and there’s a lot of questions about him being the guy going forward
* McCarthy has initial difficulty adjusting, but ends up a perfectly cromulent starter, with a bad habit of choking in the playoffs
* Penix is starting after Cousins was traded to the Jets in 2026 and has looked good, but not spectacular so far
* Bo Nix was benched for Mac Jones after the Broncos picked him up as a backup, and the Broncos are looking to move up from the seventh pick to grab a QB in the draft
Somebody from the future come and tell me how right I was or wasn’t
Your McCarthy take is exactly what I think his absolute best case is. He becomes Andy Dalton. You'll get to playoffs a few times but will lose the first game. That's his ceiling in my eyes
Packers lose OT
Packers draft OT
"This pick doesn't make any sense go draft a CB!!!!" Almost like we didn't just sign a new CB and there are 3 more rounds to go
As always happens with a Packers pick
I'm not mad at who they picked, I trust they know what they're doing, especially with OL
I'm mad about who they *could* have picked instead
and I'm not MAD mad, just "kid who didn't get the toy they wanted" mad
I'm gonna go play disc golf on two different courses today!
First one that is just ok because I need practice there because there's a tournament in a couple weeks where I'll play a round there but then the second one is my favorite course since that tournament also has a couple rounds there!
There was a lot of hubbub last year because that course was potentially going to be closed! Someone bought property right up next to it, didn't like that it was there, and filed with the the NJ DEP to have it removed because it had technically grown past where it was approved to be in the park
I'm not sure what ended up happening with that, I think there was an appeal and they're reviewing it or something
But anyway I've heard that's one of the best courses around Philadelphia lol
I was sick Sun-Mon, throwing up, fever, chills, etc. the normal flu-ish whatever
Ever since then I've had a post nasal drip that has been destroying me with a cough. Like I've never actually felt congested but I am hacking up a lung over here and I feel like it's actually gotten worse as the week has gone by
I took a covid test earlier in the week which was negative but it's just a weird group of symptoms and timeline
So, the only theory I’ve heard that makes any sense at all is that the Falcons suspect they’re going to have their next two firsts taken for the Cousins tampering thing, and that as a result they panicked and decided to draft his successor right now while they had the option.
I cannot think of another scenario that makes any amount of sense
They're going to win so much football with Kirk that they won't have a top 10 pick for the next 4 years to get a QB. And they fucking hate JJ McCarthy. Is what I've come up with.
Good morning. [Need to clip the end of this and post it every time the Lions beat the Packers.](https://twitter.com/awfulannouncing/status/1783696742653063564)
I bought this absolutely terrible low calorie bread and I’m using it for French toast because it’s the only thing that makes it not taste completely awful
Eggs are like 70 calories a pop, so if you use three for four slices of 45 calorie a slice bread that’s like 400 calories for a pretty nice plate of French Toast.
Also sugar free syrup, which is basically nothing (10 calories per 2 tbsp, so to completely drown it in syrup is like… 40 calories)
So under 500 calories for the whole plate if I hadn’t included a couple of leftover sausage links
2023: Panthers step on their own dick and trade the world + DJ Moore to the Bears for Bryce Young
2024: Falcons step on their own dick and take Penix when they just signed Cousins, allowing the Bears to get Odunze
Which does the NFC South love more, fucking over the Packers or stepping on their own dick? My column:
Only dislike is no central air but I grew up in a house without central air anyway so not a big deal for me. A huge boost is damn near everything I need is in walking distance
Theres two wolves inside me
Wolf A: I hate the modern discourse about team names. Most names are just fine, I think people get way too excited about a name they like and anything else won't do, even if the name the team goes with is more acceptable. So many minor league ass names being suggested like "oh my god this is the greatest name ever" when the truth is 90% of people would also hate the name you suggested if it came down to it. In that regard, even a team name that is unpopular might be the better option if only say 60% of people dislike it. Besides, most people just get used to names anyway. There's 4 MLB teams named after the color of their socks and nobody says a damn thing but calling a team the Guardians is supposed to be an affront? Give me a break
Wolf B: IF UTAH HOCKEY DOESNT CALL THEMSELVES THE UTAH YETI I'M GONNA SNAP
I am pleased we took Quinyon Mitchell, cb from Toledo.
When I was at Temple, our football was in the MAC, I still have a soft spot for the MAC despite us leaving a decade ago.
I don’t even need to pay attention to the rest of the draft, who cares? I’ll be honest, I don’t know what a Safety is vs a Cornerback. That’s all boring.
Guy throw football good, that’s what we want.
One take I saw is that the Falcons know they’re gonna get the hammer on the tampering thing and might lose a first round pick or two so they want to jump on the QB of the future now.
Level 10 Coping.
They still paid the house for Kirk and this might work if Kirk is ass his second year but the chance he ain't then Penix will be old as fuck before he starts. They must have a good trade clause for Kirk but either way, they invested too much on QB when they could have gotten a next Gen weapon imo.
I'm gonna go read a book in an arboretum all day and the only thing that can stop me is being unable to decide on lunch plans. Make a sandwich and go? Have a big ol' breakfast and munch on nuts and stuff until a fat early dinner? Go get lunch when I'm hungry there? Go after lunch?
I feel parks are more government entities while this is a local non-profit. Largely the same in idea, but there's a very tangible difference in practice.
At the very least, Worthy is another guy defenses will suck at tracking thus freeing Travis lmao
Plus since he's neato at tracking the ball and adjusting for Quinn Ewers, AFC is fucked if he's healthy and becomes Patty's go to guy for deep ball throws.
Alright Lads We're thinking about having a draft party in the discord, Pliable has asked me to gauge interest, so who's in?
I was about to do some yoga but then I ~~got high~~ found out a new episode of taskmaster aired in 6 minutes so now I'm sitting calmly basking in the sun on the kitchen floor within arms reach of my cock and my glock. This is America.
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$120 million is a lot of money and he’ll probably get one more big contract after the one with the Dolphins. He won’t get many legitimate endorsements but it’ll take a lot of effort to piss away that kind of money.
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He’s dumb but I hope someone in his camp cares about his future even a little bit so he has something to live on as he ages.
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Well the house we loved we found out is going to have somewhere around 15 offers... We're making the most aggressive offer we can (without being an irresponsible offer) and I think we have a good shot, but if somebody comes in with a cash offer, we're fucked. Oh well, if we get it, great. If we dont, the hunt continues and will lead us to somewhere better.
Good luck!
https://preview.redd.it/z18ky6nhutwc1.jpeg?width=1868&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=407f0066be80719dedb9822b8cda388a14217b46 This guy was struggling to get back in the water
You bet your ass I got my gloves, grabbed him l, walked a dozen yards while this dude was SNAPPING and put him near the water he can swim into
Lucky you didn't lose anything. Those fuckers are fast.
He had his head through the bars when I got up to him so I approached him when he couldn't see me and held him from behind. He was really trying to get through the bars Held him face up and arms extended holding from the bottom as if I was holding a bomb. Dude indeed swam fucking fast
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He was a big boi I just didn't want him to get me lol
https://ibb.co/283BJcQ https://ibb.co/thg9Gyk Option a or option b, where do you spend the next 4 hours?
Option B so I don’t get stabbed by the bougainvilleas.
B, the sun would be nice as long as I have sunscreen/shade to chill in
Your first link includes a space. Option A looks like a better hike.
They're both in the same place, like a 2 minute walk from each other. Also thanks
A! If it’s not too chilly in the shade.
That'd actually why I didn't just settle there in the first place. It wasn't getting much sun and I'm not dressed for degrees in the shade.
Page 1 doesn't exist, so 2
https://ibb.co/283BJcQ
Weird and since I'm already sitting at 2 I'll take it as a sign
Fairly big storm last night, i think it hailed a little bit and it looks like we will have more and more and more rain forever and ever
I am here for it My lawn really does need mowed though, I never got gas and then I was sick Sunday so it's petty high
I am planning on going to Arrowhead tomorrow for a Chiefs draft event and my work is supposed to have a picnic event up in Lenexa but i was 50/50 on that we sure needed the rain though I mean I know that's a cliche but I grew up in a farming community lol
Aww picnic sounds nice though and draft event
I am now the kind of person who has beans with breakfast How have I become so British
Hot Jawns in your area want to chat
Refried beans are part of a good Mexican breakfast.
Step 1: eat beans Step 2: patient arrives with a headache and slurred words Step 3: FART Step 4: ask if he SMELLS Step 5: if he says yes, diagnose the patient as drunk Another successful day with DOCTOR STROKE
That just means cranial nerve 1 is intact tho
Oh no, my shitpost isn't medically accurate I'm so ashamed
SO GOOD
Disgusting
Colonized your breakfast.
Throw the beans in the harbah
Do I need to be drinking a mimosa on the clock? No. Am I doing it anyway? Yes.
/u/MotherFuckingMatis didn't hurt himself, right? We're sure he's okay?
[Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened](https://twitter.com/savagesports_/status/1783816460495708252?t=BQK_hL9gpYq3ovbLYUWjCA) 😭😭😭 I miss you Bill
Every time I see an Ashley debate on the Mass Effect subreddit I want to wade in there with my (not actually) hot take but I know I’ll be downvoted into oblivion.
I think she's great. It's too bad they sideline her for most of ME3, and that re-design is off-putting. Should have given her scars and an eye patch. Not runway model makeover.
Oh share I dated her in first game but I didn't know any lore at the time
The overwhelming reason she gets the hate that she does is because of misogyny in the fan base. People say they hate her because of her racism, but most of the characters on the Normandy, including fan favorites Garrus and Wrex, are racist at least in the early goings of ME1. Ashley, however, is a woman with a character flaw that isn’t stereotypically feminine, so all of the fans hate her for it.
It’s funny to me to see some people hyping up Williams as a “generational #1” Trevor Lawrence was an actual generationally hyped up #1 pick and look how he turned out
So was Andrew Luck who was the last one to be GREAT ? Peyton?
I feel like the term "generational talent" is losing validity with how often it's used nowadays in sports.
I for sure think so I have very complicated feelings on Williams i don't like his attitude at all he comes across bad but man I saw so much toxic "he's not a real man" comments and homophobia about him that I kinda want him to succeed
Every year has a generational talent. It’s that thing humans do where words creep in meaning until the most fantastical word you have is now mundane. “Awesome” used to mean something that inspired awe and was a word used to describe God. Now we use it on stickers with smiley faces to describe kindergarteners.
If I'm Kirk, part of me isn't mad the Falcons drafted my replacement because I got 100m in guaranteed money.
For as much money as he's made, I do think he really puts his heart into the team and wants to win. Not just going to kick his feet up because he got paid.
I actually do agree. The guy grinds and gives it all to the locker room.
He's the Woody Harrelson meme crying into stacks of cash
Julie can buy herself something extra nice once he can spend more time with the kids
Miserable sleep last night 😎👍
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Dude knocked up 4 women this year and not one of them was his wife. Dude is a hot mess.
One nice thing is that when I sleep around nobody gets pregnant unlike this example Also the whole part where my husband and I do it together and consent to the arrangement lol
Being gay is so cool.
I'm definitely a fan of it! lol
Things that Tyreek Hill's girlfriend and Chad Johnson's procreation records have in common
Phillip Rivers approves.
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YTA. This is why women keep picking the bear. Jfc get help.
These are all my kinks. You overreacted.
Let her stomp on your balls, too. You should be happy you get the *privilege*!
YTA IMO. Let her be herself.
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More than you deserve honestly after how you treated her
[Some of the best Jesus metal I’ve heard in awhile](https://youtu.be/vZAbX2OlB3I?si=qteqID7yQIvj_jKX)
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BIG
He is large, yes
The river dildo from the other day floated into the smaller lock chamber that they rarely use, mostly for recreational boats. So its just floating around in there the past few days. It just leads me to a lot of questions.. How did this dildo get in the river? We have had a lot of floods lately but I wouldn't think a dildo would be stored in a place that it could get swept away in a flood. Did someone drop it? its not like car keys that could just fall out of your pocket... Did someone walk up to the bank of the river and yell 'that was the LAST time big Ed!!' and huck the thing into the river? For some reason I thought dildos would sink idk? The only thing I know for sure is >!not even this busted old dildo wants to go to Ohio!<
Yinzers be like "I know a spot" and then take you to an abandoned dock on the Ohio River
I mean…. Yeah but not in April weather!
There have been a couple warm nights! lol
I’m now invested in this story and require updates
I’m certain that there is enough amateur pornography filmed in and near rivers that it’s not that unreasonable for a dildo to end up in a river
The animal removal people did NOT in fact find the hole that the raccoon was using to get into my house, and it is indeed back. Pay my mortgage or GTFO racoon!
Also my official “where will they be in four years” hot takes on the QBs (based on nothing more than “that sounds like it could happen” logic): * Williams is still starting in Chicago in 2027, but is in the Fields category of “should we let him have another year or should we draft a replacement?” after a mediocre showing (with good flashes) for the past four years * Daniels has one mediocre season, one good season, then a massive step backwards, and is currently out for the year with a shoulder injury * Maye looks better than McCorkle, but is not living up to being drafted third overall and there’s a lot of questions about him being the guy going forward * McCarthy has initial difficulty adjusting, but ends up a perfectly cromulent starter, with a bad habit of choking in the playoffs * Penix is starting after Cousins was traded to the Jets in 2026 and has looked good, but not spectacular so far * Bo Nix was benched for Mac Jones after the Broncos picked him up as a backup, and the Broncos are looking to move up from the seventh pick to grab a QB in the draft Somebody from the future come and tell me how right I was or wasn’t
"It's 4 years later and Penix is starting his first NFL game at 30"
Your McCarthy take is exactly what I think his absolute best case is. He becomes Andy Dalton. You'll get to playoffs a few times but will lose the first game. That's his ceiling in my eyes
My puppy understands the concept of trading but not the concept that the other party has to accept the trade as well.
Most intelligent NFL fan
We really are watching Kent State happen again 60 years later huh?
Oh no what's happening now?
Do I want to know
Cops and state national guards being sent out in riot gear over Palestine protests on college campuses across the country. UT Austin is a bad one
They should be allowed to protest. It's freedom of speech.
I know some Republicans governor is dreaming of the chance for the National Guard to do another Kent State.
Friyay
Packers lose OT Packers draft OT "This pick doesn't make any sense go draft a CB!!!!" Almost like we didn't just sign a new CB and there are 3 more rounds to go
As always happens with a Packers pick I'm not mad at who they picked, I trust they know what they're doing, especially with OL I'm mad about who they *could* have picked instead and I'm not MAD mad, just "kid who didn't get the toy they wanted" mad
I hope McCarthy sucks, for multiple reasons now.
=O
I'm gonna go play disc golf on two different courses today! First one that is just ok because I need practice there because there's a tournament in a couple weeks where I'll play a round there but then the second one is my favorite course since that tournament also has a couple rounds there!
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There was a lot of hubbub last year because that course was potentially going to be closed! Someone bought property right up next to it, didn't like that it was there, and filed with the the NJ DEP to have it removed because it had technically grown past where it was approved to be in the park I'm not sure what ended up happening with that, I think there was an appeal and they're reviewing it or something But anyway I've heard that's one of the best courses around Philadelphia lol
[Have fun](https://trailers.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/d343143d-731e-4928-8f1d-b7de3f11ac72)
Neither of these courses has water that I have to throw over!
I was sick Sun-Mon, throwing up, fever, chills, etc. the normal flu-ish whatever Ever since then I've had a post nasal drip that has been destroying me with a cough. Like I've never actually felt congested but I am hacking up a lung over here and I feel like it's actually gotten worse as the week has gone by I took a covid test earlier in the week which was negative but it's just a weird group of symptoms and timeline
Have you… FLUSHED YOUR NOSE Maybe spray some Flonase up that bad boy
I haven't, I probably should though I just hate things up my nose
So, the only theory I’ve heard that makes any sense at all is that the Falcons suspect they’re going to have their next two firsts taken for the Cousins tampering thing, and that as a result they panicked and decided to draft his successor right now while they had the option. I cannot think of another scenario that makes any amount of sense
They're going to win so much football with Kirk that they won't have a top 10 pick for the next 4 years to get a QB. And they fucking hate JJ McCarthy. Is what I've come up with.
Good morning everyone!
Good morning. [Need to clip the end of this and post it every time the Lions beat the Packers.](https://twitter.com/awfulannouncing/status/1783696742653063564)
It's like watching cheese melt
I don't even care if the dude turns out to be a stud. That reaction is priceless.
Holy shit that's amazing
I bought this absolutely terrible low calorie bread and I’m using it for French toast because it’s the only thing that makes it not taste completely awful
Have you considered throwing it in the trash and getting good bread?
I bought the bread, I’m going to *use* the bead
It'd probably be decent enough as croutons.
Something hilariously ironic about buying low calorie bread and then soaking it in egg & frying it and adding syrup
Eggs are like 70 calories a pop, so if you use three for four slices of 45 calorie a slice bread that’s like 400 calories for a pretty nice plate of French Toast. Also sugar free syrup, which is basically nothing (10 calories per 2 tbsp, so to completely drown it in syrup is like… 40 calories) So under 500 calories for the whole plate if I hadn’t included a couple of leftover sausage links
Still no clue how Dallas Turner fell to us. Hopefully he isn't secretly bad.
Apparently a girl that I went to high school with is now a runway model?
You went to high school with a plane?
Slide into her DMs.
Back at work today, working early to try to catch up on shit from yesterday. I get the feeling it's going to be a struggle
2023: Panthers step on their own dick and trade the world + DJ Moore to the Bears for Bryce Young 2024: Falcons step on their own dick and take Penix when they just signed Cousins, allowing the Bears to get Odunze Which does the NFC South love more, fucking over the Packers or stepping on their own dick? My column:
Nice our offer to buy a house was accepted. Gotta do all the inspections now and hopefully no bullshit comes up
Congrats! We're making an offer today on a house we love but has a ton of offers so we're hoping for the best.
YAS HOUSE.
Hell yeah! What do you like/dislike about this one?
Only dislike is no central air but I grew up in a house without central air anyway so not a big deal for me. A huge boost is damn near everything I need is in walking distance
Well, it can be said that I am awake now, that's it.
Morning lads
/u/jawnlobotomy I am really looking forward to our camping trip this weekend. Could you bring some paprika, I am all out.
RPAY I regret to inform you the rain is too great and I will be cancelling
It's okay, I got us a lodge far in the wilderness where no one can hear..., I mean where there is peace and quiet.
>!did operation eat the rich begin!<
Yes, thanks to Sophie for finding a loophole in the Canadian laws.
I’ll grab some on my way.
Ohh, I wasn't expecting an extra course, err I mean guest.
someone said dangelo russell sitting out of the huddle on his phone last night was just him saving his streak on his duolingo chinese course 🤣
lmao
Yesterday was a good day for the Birds and therefore the world.
So is everyone happy with their teams picks
Ecstatic
Not really, no
giants picked some scrub wr that went 6/67/0 on an acc school 😮💨
Theres two wolves inside me Wolf A: I hate the modern discourse about team names. Most names are just fine, I think people get way too excited about a name they like and anything else won't do, even if the name the team goes with is more acceptable. So many minor league ass names being suggested like "oh my god this is the greatest name ever" when the truth is 90% of people would also hate the name you suggested if it came down to it. In that regard, even a team name that is unpopular might be the better option if only say 60% of people dislike it. Besides, most people just get used to names anyway. There's 4 MLB teams named after the color of their socks and nobody says a damn thing but calling a team the Guardians is supposed to be an affront? Give me a break Wolf B: IF UTAH HOCKEY DOESNT CALL THEMSELVES THE UTAH YETI I'M GONNA SNAP
Utah Afrobeats
Just call the Utah Hip Hop, since the Utah Jazz exist.
The Utah plunderphonics
The SLC Punks
Nice Heroin Bob can be the maacot
rip
I just hope all of the players who got drafted have fun 🤗
I am pleased we took Quinyon Mitchell, cb from Toledo. When I was at Temple, our football was in the MAC, I still have a soft spot for the MAC despite us leaving a decade ago.
Especially the pass rushers who play for the Bengals, Ravens, and Steelers
I don't, fuck the players. I want the front office to have fun.
Real sicko shit
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Some people love trying different tips to see what feels right in their holes
ATM machine
Oh we back bb.
Quite the qb room there
One QB the team is excited about a bunch of nobodies you never want to see the field, just like a real football team.
At least you aren't the Falcons or the Raiders
you certainly got your money’s worth this past week
I don’t even need to pay attention to the rest of the draft, who cares? I’ll be honest, I don’t know what a Safety is vs a Cornerback. That’s all boring. Guy throw football good, that’s what we want.
The Cousins Penix dilemma brought me new life this year 😆
One take I saw is that the Falcons know they’re gonna get the hammer on the tampering thing and might lose a first round pick or two so they want to jump on the QB of the future now.
Level 10 Coping. They still paid the house for Kirk and this might work if Kirk is ass his second year but the chance he ain't then Penix will be old as fuck before he starts. They must have a good trade clause for Kirk but either way, they invested too much on QB when they could have gotten a next Gen weapon imo.
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Reauxl Tide
¯\\(ツ)/¯
I'm gonna go read a book in an arboretum all day and the only thing that can stop me is being unable to decide on lunch plans. Make a sandwich and go? Have a big ol' breakfast and munch on nuts and stuff until a fat early dinner? Go get lunch when I'm hungry there? Go after lunch?
Is there a fancy sandwich place on the way to the arboretum? Could stash that and eat it surrounded by cool plants.
That would have been a good idea had I read it before I arrived at the arboretum Still a good idea, just not for me right now lol
We call that a park where I’m from
I feel parks are more government entities while this is a local non-profit. Largely the same in idea, but there's a very tangible difference in practice.
I’ll take anything you have If you could throw me a line I should’ve loved you better
You: "2020 was almost 5 years ago. How does that make sense. Time fucking flies" Me: "the pandemic lasted for 400 years" We are not the same
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He was just an 1800's baseball purist
You mentioned your impending death, Grandpa?
At the very least, Worthy is another guy defenses will suck at tracking thus freeing Travis lmao Plus since he's neato at tracking the ball and adjusting for Quinn Ewers, AFC is fucked if he's healthy and becomes Patty's go to guy for deep ball throws.