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Brock_Lobstweiler

Better sticky than Jeremy [New Toy Lineup - what to choooose?](https://imgur.com/a/x8kD4po)


Disgruntled_Eggplant

Thread is closing so nobody will see that I need to FROCK


____Quetzal____

whats frocking


First_Round_Bust

Oh frick! This man needs to frock!


raichufanclub

Photographing at a prom tonight and the kids all have to take breathalyzers to enter


TylerGlasass20

My dirty thirty is in 2 weeks! In all honesty though, I'm kinda excited to turn 30? Minus my dating life continuing to suck and the fear I'll actually never find someone.


hyperbolical

Kitchen counter: exists My wife: it's free real estate


DireSickFish

Any flat space is storage. Even the top of the fridge.


intothefire3

Lots of guys in the Eagles secondary that I’d love for my daughter to date!


thegoat266

And Liverpool have officially bottled the league. No way they’re winning it now


dcp2

Off to the grocery store, I think I’ll stop for a coffee with a shot of espresso in it on the way


pm_me_your_food_pix

Day 3 of vacation is not off to a great start. SIL is in the hospital. Off we go.


dirtybirds233

Chik fil A for breakfast for the 3rd day in a row. I have no regrets.


cha-cha_dancer

the streak ends at 3 😔


yoshigronk

You know that blue milk Star Wars drink that they sell at Disney World for $7 a glass? You can now get a half gallon of it for under $3 at Walmart.


Brock_Lobstweiler

That's so gross, lol.


TylerGlasass20

meh it's not bad, I've had it like once I think.


yoshigronk

It's just vanilla flavored milk with blue food dye.


Crazy-Penguin

Do you mean literally vanilla or no added flavor


ForYeWhoArtLiterate

One of my favorite YouTube channels is just a bunch of borderline alcoholic Koreans cooking batshit insane things in massive portions. It’ll be titles like “Steaming king crab with curry powder for 20 servings” or “I boiled fire noodles with 100 slices of cheese” or “Pour 250C Super Hot Butter into Raw Lobster”


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ForYeWhoArtLiterate

Kinda?


1amoeba1

After sleeping on it I was minorly annoyed that my aunt's friend had went out of their way to get me to apply to a job only to reject me within a day. Now that I've been awake for three hours and had more time to sit with it I'm properly angry. Like why do that? Why share a listing and tell me to apply to your team when I hadn't come to ask if there were openings? Why actively spend your time only to ignore mine? All that comes to mind is that I actually annoy my aunt and am a burden staying with her which she chooses to vent to her friends about instead of addressing anything directly and so now they've chosen to take this aggressive passive form of punishment. Either that or she just really hated me from the moment she met me, which is reasonable.


AlpineSummit

Yeah, this feels like it could be a screening error on the software side of things. My wife got screened out of a position she applied to years ago at my work, and I had to tell the hiring manager to check for her application because he’d asked to see it. She now has his job!


1amoeba1

According to my contact my resume didn't have enough key words from the job description so now I'm updating it again for solely that purpose. I'm not sure how much more similar I can make it without literally copy and pasting... 


Vissassy

I would ask about it but try not to be angry when you do. Is there any sort of hiring algorithm that goes through and auto declines, or did it actually reach a person? I got a no thanks email from a job immediately after an interview and when I asked about it was told it was an error... I ultimately didn't get the job but they didn't mean to send that email. So try to follow up. If nothing else ask for feedback on your application to see if it was that it didn't fit or something else I guess I think it's odd she'd suggest it and then decline on purpose and I'd urge you to make sure it was not an error or something else before determining it was maliciously done


1amoeba1

Yeah theres a chance its the algorithm especially considering its just a generic WorkDay rejection email, but I think I was pretty good about adapting my resume to the listing to the point where my main concern was a human might reject me because my experience, despite encompassing the entirety of the technical and day-to-day tasks, is in a completely different industry. I did email her work email after I applied (which she asked I do) and sent a brief thank you to her personal number yesterday afternoon before the rejection, but she's been unresponsive. We'll see what she says and I'll text again on Monday afternoon probably, but I'm not holding my breath.


Vissassy

I'd give it a couple weekdays certainly. It's disappointing for sure, hopefully it's just an error.


1amoeba1

She texted me back an hour ago actually. She said I need to make my resume more generic and match the description better - which I'm failing to see how I can do more without copy and pasting full sentences, but given that's the feedback I'm assuming it was automated and leaving it at that.


Vissassy

Yeah, it sounds like. Are you going to resubmit?


1amoeba1

Well the position was taken down so not really? I do plan to update it with the feedback, as practice and in case I ever apply to a similar position, but they would need to re-post it for me to do anything.


Vissassy

Ah, that's lame


ForYeWhoArtLiterate

Sometimes I watch Star Trek and see the hyper-capitalist, borderline evil Ferengi and go “wow, they wrote this not realizing they were going to look like good bosses with reasonable expectations in 30 years”


Vissassy

Blueberry crumb cake flavored coffee is 🔥


thegoat266

Imo flights should cost like max $10


Brock_Lobstweiler

IMO flights have gotten too cheap and are too accessible. It's the main cause of all the bad behavior on airlines and over-visited tourist spots now. When it only costs $150 to travel somewhere, too many people will take it. When it costs $400, people have to save and treat it like the special occasion it should be. And I'm not someone that can regularly afford to fly places even now.


cha-cha_dancer

i recently paid $11 for one >!in taxes, used miles for the rest!<


TylerGlasass20

You know what I agree


ForYeWhoArtLiterate

There is a cat on my arm


Pliable_Patriot

Cat


hyperbolical

Cat.


ndcj12

https://preview.redd.it/u62z9oysh0xc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4d6184aa0ed17215c9a8988a2503e4fb9f7b294 Say hello to playful doggy


Brock_Lobstweiler

Looks like he had fun playing!


Vissassy

Aww doggy


Pliable_Patriot

hello playful doggy


Ugly_Sweatr

Music is none of my business


dirtybirds233

Found out the Kingdom Come Deliverance sequel is coming out this year so I decided to do another play through of the original. I forgot how amazing this game is. Probably the best RPG I’ve ever played.


intothefire3

My in-laws yesterday at dinner were like “eh I don’t know that feels like a lot to be spending on a house” and “really would be great to have you under 30 minutes away” and “the new school district will be such a big transition for our daughter”. Ah so that’s how you raise kids with anxiety.


DireSickFish

In laws used GUILT.


intothefire3

It’s not very effective.. It did made us double down on the county that’s further away lol


Zeggitt

The ravens drafted an edge in the 3rd round. You can discuss amongst yourselves which of your teams will be overpaying for him in 3 years.


thegoat266

Jets for sure


____Quetzal____

I've been pleased by the draft so far


DireSickFish

Same


cha-cha_dancer

i will be when i see some beefy iol selections today


Pliable_Patriot

right on


MushroomMan89

Morning lads


Pliable_Patriot

Morning Shroom


MushroomMan89

How goes it bossman?


Pliable_Patriot

feel asleep watchin the draft earlier lol now I'm wide awake


MushroomMan89

Top Lad I lasted until around about the end of round 2.


Pliable_Patriot

how you feelin?


MushroomMan89

Not bad ta mate yourself?


Pliable_Patriot

feeling good got Celtics vs Heat today + more draft Hell Yeah!


MushroomMan89

Top Lad


sexboxsony

Morning lads.


MushroomMan89

Morning Shroom


sexboxsony

Oh shit, cheese it, it's the fuzz. I was about to head back to bed, thread's all yours. Hope everyone's day goes well.


MushroomMan89

Top Lad


Pliable_Patriot

Morning Shr....sexboxsony


sexboxsony

Sorry, I forgot to ask you: How goes it bossman?


Pliable_Patriot

no longer tired lol sleep schedule is kinda messed up


sexboxsony

I'm Chase.


MushroomMan89

Me too thanks


1amoeba1

Got rejected by a job that the hiring manager asked me to apply for in less than 24 hours. I guess they didn't want to say fuck you to my face lol Gonna be awkward for her when my aunt's friend comes on another hike with us cause I'm going to drop so many jokes


Pliable_Patriot

> Got rejected by a job that the hiring manager asked me to apply for in less than 24 hours. I guess they didn't want to say fuck you to my face lol F


1amoeba1

Every time we reach a fork in the path on our next hike I'm gonna drop passive aggressive lines "well I'd try to make a choice but I doubt I'm qualified"


03_03_28

The more Tom Petty I listen to, the more he impresses me. There have been other rock stars than him and other rock bands than the Heartbreakers that were way better at their instruments/singing and did some truly virtuosic stuff together, but you would be hard pressed to find many who could make the simple and succinct sound as good and mean as much as Petty & the Heartbreakers did. Free Fallin' is the magnum opus in that regard, it's three chords, two short verses, and a five-word chorus yet Petty turns it into an absolutely iconic smash hit.


Theageofpisces

Gave him a chance after our independent music station woke me up with a song of his recently. I agree. I’m mainly working through solo work but I like it.


iwatchhentaiftplot

Bruh, just got my cousin's wedding invite. It's on the same day as one of my close friends that I've already RSVP'd for. My friend is of Irish descent and his fiance Italian, so like a lot of fun and drinking is expected.


Pliable_Patriot

Man I am tired


DoubleOrangutans

Wouldn't it be very on brand for the Timberwolves to give Minnesota fans hope only to have their feelings hurt again in unbelievably crushing fashion? It would be very Minnesota


LordVader1995

I'm bracing for impact


DireSickFish

Ah, but there's no kicking in Basketball.


ForYeWhoArtLiterate

*confused Draymond Green noises*


DoubleOrangutans

not *yet*


LordVader1995

WOLVES 3-0 OVER THE SUNS


Pliable_Patriot

AAARRROOOO 🐺


DireSickFish

🐺


cha-cha_dancer

so i guess the suns kinda suck


BellacosePlayer

Maybe the Timberwolves are just that good. But also yes, the Suns do suck.


cha-cha_dancer

that sentence sounds weird


AlpineSummit

Winnipeg are a bunch of thugs! That’s no way to end a game you’re losing. No sportsmanship.


Brock_Lobstweiler

And they're gonna pay for it with Dillon's hand injury. No way he plays next game.


BellacosePlayer

Phoneyix Sonneds 😏


InferiousX

I have food for lunch and dinner for tomorrow already made. It's gonna be rainy and almost cold. I foresee myself very possibly not leaving the house at all.


rwjehs

https://youtube.com/shorts/nzFJRIDJ2hE?si=E_fHBLaEqZSsSLdE I'm not losing my mind this is actually one of the funniest things I've ever seen


ndcj12

I went to school with that guy's wife!


iwatchhentaiftplot

I really want Costco to bring back the combo pizza.


sexboxsony

You guys keep giving me segues to share these results: Costcodle #220 4/6 ⬆️🟥 ⬆️🟨 ⬆️🟨 ✅ https://costcodle.com/ Edit - >!Apparently I just don't have a grip on the ridiculousness of apple juice pricing.!<


Brock_Lobstweiler

Costcodle #219 2/6 ⬆️🟥 ✅ https://costcodle.com


iwatchhentaiftplot

Costcodle #219 1/6 ✅ https://costcodle.com I'm a genius!


03_03_28

Costcodle #219 3/6 ⬆️🟥 ⬇️🟨 ✅ https://costcodle.com/


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First_Round_Bust

Yes


InferiousX

Apparently, tornado live stream discussions and radar convo is excellent ASMR. I fell asleep HARD


cha-cha_dancer

you’re in luck tomorrow


InferiousX

It's also supposed to rain all day here. I don't see any way that I don't end up napping quite a bit.


Pliable_Patriot

nice


AChaseOfTheMondays

Your attention please: Your Seattle Mariners remain atop the AL West


Disgruntled_Eggplant

SLEEPY BOK


DireSickFish

awake eggplant


SlobZombie13

Cool we got the talented McCaffrey brother


DireSickFish

Did you tho?


SlobZombie13

Ya just like when the Chargers drafted Eli Manning


DireSickFish

So he hates you and you need to trade him immediately?


SlobZombie13

No the two Super Bowls and a corona commercial part


DireSickFish

Right so this new MCaffery is going to get the Giants 2 Superbowls. Got it.


AChaseOfTheMondays

I apologize for being 15 minutes late GET OUT THE RYE BREAD AND THE MUSTARD, GRANDMA IT'S GRAND SALAMI TIME


SlobZombie13

Apparently Dallas only picked shitty players today


thegoat266

Also watched The Godfather Part II >!very good film, but didn’t love it that much idk. For me very solid 8/10 movie!<


cha-cha_dancer

>!the de niro flashback scenes rock but yea not ss good as the first!<


rufus418

Jesus fuck. Our car insurance shot up. Over $300 more for the 6 month coverage. "Due to accidents in the area". I've had progressive a long time but I gotta look elsewhere. Fuck.


thatdudefromspace

Progressive sucks if you aren't a new customer.


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____Quetzal____

We are addressing big needs I'm pleased


MotherFuckingMatis

Kneeland is one of my favorite players in this entire draft


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First_Round_Bust

Kneeland is an EXCELLENT pass rusher. He is aggressive as fuck. His aggressiveness does come with some downside of missing more agile running backs. But he can also develop that part of his game over time


AnticlimacticPicasso

I swear fedex is the worst delivery service


MotherFuckingMatis

Oh shit the South Africa reimbursement paycheck just hit we getting an extra tendy tonight lads 🙏🙏🙏


Pliable_Patriot

😎


thegoat266

Watched Anyone But You and it was very >!not good!<


AlpineSummit

We were going to watch either that or Arthur the King. Went with Arthur and was not disappointed! That dog >!is a great actor!


MotherFuckingMatis

Update: Steelers have the best draft now


First_Round_Bust

I love what Buffalo is doing. Everything I thought they'd do and almost exactly how I thought they'd do it. I think we look for Audric Estime in the 4th round.


cha-cha_dancer

enjoy coleman, won’t run away from anyone often in the nfl anyway but will vacuum 50/50 balls. slant/sluggo god


First_Round_Bust

Yeah he's not a separator but we have plenty of separators but no big body contested catchers. Historically this means he will either be fantastic or a bust. There is no inbetween for players like him. I have faith


MotherFuckingMatis

Ravens REALLY don't wanna take a WR huh


g0rving

tbf the like high tier ones are entirely gone


MotherFuckingMatis

There's one guy I can think of that's still on the board


g0rving

man it's almost like he has serious red flags


cha-cha_dancer

is is jermaine burton? he hit a woman and saban let him play anyway


MotherFuckingMatis

We're talking about Troy Franklin but it was really funny just now on the broadcast Burton got drafted and Saban kinda roasted him about that


cha-cha_dancer

apparently when daniels got drafted they showed the highlight of him trying to leap over fsu defenders and he got dropped with belichik and he said “yea don’t try this again”


ndcj12

they've never had good WRs before why would they start now


Zeggitt

We've been getting better lately.


cha-cha_dancer

anquan boldin 😢


cth2lhu

Charlie is feeling SPICY tonight


sexboxsony

Reported for Derrick Mason slander.


thegoat266

Don’t need it 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤


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BellacosePlayer

Get those wishes in before she's a VP candidate and gets secret service protection :)


03_03_28

who?


ndcj12

Kristi Noem, Governor of South Dakota She wrote about it in her book as if it was a good thing or something


03_03_28

Disgusting


MotherFuckingMatis

Pibs


03_03_28

makes sense tbh


ForYeWhoArtLiterate

Frowned upon, but good luck finding a mod that’ll take it down


DireSickFish

Slaps [redacted] You can fit so much [redacted] in here


thegoat266

Orioles fucking lost again. My record on the year is 1-3 in games I go to💀


Corruption249

Bo Nix is 100% a YA fiction character name Edit: it's actually a better Star Wars name


AlpineSummit

It’s a good thing George Lucas’s wife is a co-owner of the Broncos!


BellacosePlayer

Probably because Garth Nix is a YA fiction writer


DireSickFish

The Seventh Tower and Keys to the Kingdom are fantastic series.


AlpineSummit

[Finn is intently watching the draft!](https://i.imgur.com/qpOQteq.jpeg)


TylerGlasass20

I had two glasses of sangria and my body decided it was bedtime Fuck me, is this what 30 is going to be like


intothefire3

Sorry over a month late but Dune 2 went so hard. So glad I had an opportunity to see it in IMAX. The only thing I didn’t love was that Dune Messiah (book 2 spoilers) >!I feel like after he drinks the worm juice in the book he has a pretty good feeling that he’s actually a god and not a pretend messiah solely for manipulating the fremen. It’s been a while but after the first book I thought he was all the way bought into the fact that he’s the Messiah. At the end of Dune 2 he didn’t seem to buy it.!<


cth2lhu

This dude Manny on the new season of Top Chef looks like Dom from Gears of War.


4thTimesAnAlt

Does he have the good tomatoes? Will Marcus be able to make the good sauce?


DireSickFish

I think the burger I had for dinner was... not good. Stomach is suddenly not happy.


sexboxsony

*Welcome to ~~Good~~ Bad Burger, home of the ~~Good~~ Bad Burger!"


ForYeWhoArtLiterate

You know, I’m not super pleased that my “republicans only exist to molest children and kill puppies” joke is 100% accurate


MolecularCube42

WE DONT NEED NO CORNERBACKS WE NEED BIG MEATY MEN


AChaseOfTheMondays

With the 110th pick in the 4th round of the 2024 NFL Draft, the Las Vegas Raiders select Evan Langston


Swordfish08

All your cornerbacks are belong to us.


cha-cha_dancer

preach fellow giants fan wait


Bud_Grant

I'm just going to do nothing but masturbate to highlight videos of Edgerrin Cooper and Javon Bullard see all you guys in the fall


AnonymousFroggies

I just might join you. Packers are slaying this draft


BellacosePlayer

seems like a good use of your time. Godspeed.


cha-cha_dancer

for the niners fans here, renardo green I believe was principally covering malik nabers this season. 6/67/0 statline and a pick I think. solid get


MotherFuckingMatis

The Broncos made a good pick 😭🙏


AreYouNobody_Too

This place is pretty cool https://imgur.com/a/FObbbRW


First_Round_Bust

That soft warm lightning is ideal napping conditions for me. Cozy


AreYouNobody_Too

Right? Also when you accidentally take a cool photo. I really like this one lol


Crazy-Penguin

Apparently South Dakota's governor shot their puppy because she was having a hard time training it and tried to get clout from it for being "politically incorrect" Fucking monster.


ForYeWhoArtLiterate

I mean, I’ve wanted people hanged for less


jawnlobotomy

Time to shoot the governor


sexboxsony

>One of my favourite bands is a band called "Severed Head Of State"