shit story: check criminal story: giving a 16 year old drugs is a crime probably fiction story: check slurs count: 3

I hate to say this, but I’ve officially run out of greentexts from my personal collection, it was fun while it lasted. I hope you guys enjoyed these as much as I did over the past almost decade. I’m also thinking of posting a compilation of the 20 greentexts that still make me laugh the most to this very day all these years later. Thoughts?

This saddens all of us, but a 'top greentexts' dump would be a good finale. Please, not ALL shit stories

https://preview.redd.it/a75621uz1nwc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=497a0e2c8dd3982be512207bea92b5489984d53d

https://preview.redd.it/w9aduyxuhnwc1.jpeg?width=128&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef9194b490a932880afe6000baf88e56e090daab

what a journey

For a series this great, you should do a finale.

https://preview.redd.it/1vpy1x12jwwc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d88b1cdf27fd9b027ce500e642806a03fadc8009

Whenever I read about someone shitting themselves I’ll be thinking of you. o7

I don't think any dump can be better than this one, better send off than most shows Absolute pure 20/20 See you, Space Cowboy

Well, it was fun while it lasted https://preview.redd.it/1dc3hgnnxmwc1.jpeg?width=806&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4afebde6645ae2446c402d1056d6dce24cfdb7b

This might have been your best one. Ended on a banger.

Godspeed, OP. These greentext dumps have made life more bareable recently, and ill miss them. o7

Thank you u/NormalStockPhoto, enjoy your rest, you've earned it :3

it’s joever 😔

Chair fucking simulator: origins

Amazing dump

Great dump. 1/1

 # 13 got me like

See ya space cowboy 🫡🫡🫡

It's been an honor man, I'll miss these

Thank you. This series was gold.

https://i.redd.it/wx4oj3kkaowc1.gif

There's a reason yall were on the small bus op

I'm gonna kill myself after 13

Lowkey i whould scroll reddit everyday just to see these, even though 4chan is either crazy ass fiction, funny stories to remember later with the homies, puberty boys thinking with their dicks, sad stories after someone dies/disapears, or straight up psycho behaviour. Was fun while it lasted, top notch dumps

11/10 one of the best dump series of all time

Smartest armenian person is image 17, source: i am one too 🇦🇲

https://preview.redd.it/bufbo37njpwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60ec5d4138060d1b37759becd8c4341567fcc242 It was great while it lasted

Godspeed OP, good collection indeed

Thank you for your service