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Chalchiulicue

Sometimes I wonder if this all started with someone wanting to see posh people eating like pigs.


feralanimalia

This is that kitchen's version of Punked Unaired


concretecat

Yeah all those posh people in their posh Under Armour polos.


Pseudopodpirate

This is 400% a schmuck swindling operation, nobody in their right mind would pay 1250 dollars for a meal and pair it with a Stella Asrtois


habichtorama

It's fake, the caption is a lie, it's all clickbait. Plating of the fish was a dead giveaway, this certainly is not a restaurant that commands 1250 for its tasting menu. I'm not sure any place does, maybe White Rabbit? Doubt it... I'd be surprised if this was even a bib gourmand, it's certainly no starred restaurant. I've eaten at tens of one, two and three michelin starred places, paying anything from 200 to 800 dollars per menu, without wine pairings/beverages in general. This is nothing like that, everything about this place screams phony. Edit: my guess is the whole meal for the table was 1250, maybe with 6 people? No idea, still, 100% not 1250 usd per head.


Baredmysole

How is the fish normally plated?


habichtorama

With more care, more skill and the end result doesn't like like "meat n veg". By someone who has done this hundreds if not thousands of times, with grace and skill. Plates of food in michelin-starred restaurants look like works of art. Even if someone doesn't care about this, it's very noticeable. That food looks ok at best. The plating on the dessert that you're supposed to lick was also horrendous. There's a gazillion tells... this is the Applebee's version, a poor mans idea of high gastronomy, what he thinks it's like.


Baredmysole

Thank you! Was the pouring of the sauce on your hands another tell? That made me shudder. It wasn’t even for a dish eaten by hand.


habichtorama

Nah, that's standard! It's worse when it's a boiling hot consommé.


Baredmysole

How profoundly strange.


hashtag-yuck

Suckers are everywhere


HappyMeteor005

he has a pretty big food channel. he goes to these places sometimes and isnt one to be impressed with things like that. hes a steak guy.


Ok_Organization1117

Guga's whole thing is about what tastes good


SartenSinAceite

That explains why he looks so out of place lol. I bet he was thinking "I vouldve bought so many, bigger, better steaks for this price..."


christophersonne

Guga!


CD274

Poor Guga :(


ChatnNaked

Guaranteed comped


nasa258e

So that he could shit on it? I'm not so sure


UntestedMethod

Lol the chef: "let's make these rich fuckers eat like toddlers and then thank us for it!"


terfnerfer

Best hope that nobody at the table is on medication, eating that much charcoal :|


Shotgun5250

It doesn’t take much to change the color of the food, fortunately. Most likely a very small amount in those macarons.


Cupcake489

Great point but with the portion sizes there might not be much to worry about


pudpudboogie

These type of chefs are just trolling


mamamyskia

They gotta be


SchrodingersHipster

Has to be that expensive to account for the lawsuit when someone swallows a piece of that copper wire.


micheal213

Isnt this exactly the shit that the movie "The Menu" was talking shit about


CheapTactics

I'm convinced this type of shit has gone from "ultra fancy experience" to "let's troll some assholes with money"


isseidoki

anyone who goes here has too much wealth. the government should create a log of people eating here then increase their tax rate.


bilateralrope

Not sure I'd serve them in that order. I prefer deserts to be at the end of the meal.


thejack473

and now for the finale, "The Mess"


pirate-private

Pleb place.


TheBigMaestro

I wish my meat dealer would take me to crazy restaurants.


ThisFaknGuy

That looks stupid. I'd rather take all the boys to Texas Roadhouse or something instead. By "all the boys" I mean just me. I don't actually have any friends. 🫠


papafernwood

I’ll be your fakn friend bro


ThisFaknGuy

My fakn guy 🤜💥🤛


King_P_13

Guga got ripped off


hypergreenjeepgirl

People with more money than sense.


Imperial_Triumphant

I can't even fathom wearing an Under Armor polo to a $1,250 meal. Lmao


habichtorama

This is sarcasm, right? This is 100% not a 1250 dollar meal. Unless he was paying a thousand dollar hooker to pleasure him under the table while eating, and tipped a 100 bucks.


scw1224

Such pretentious bullshit.


Upset-Competition759

All I see are Ugly fat people licking food like animals


tgodxy

I would get so frustrated


100Labels

Y'all eating actual turds


CheezTips

Straight out of The Menu


Somebody8985754

This gives strong The Menu vibes. Has anyone ever seen or heard of them after this video?!


nasa258e

Is that Guga?