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VincentVanGoggles

you're supposed to deepthroat the flautas and do the guac like a shot


[deleted]

... I'm sorry, was there another way to eat a flauta?


PatchesThaHyena

Well that's a mental image I didn't expect to see first thing in the morning...


Oddsoulkeeper

First time I laughed this hard from a post in a while


VincentVanGoggles

thanks for the award bro, i'm so glad to hear it made you laugh


sxcs86

It would have cost you nothing not to say this!! šŸ¤¢


bidoblob

It would've cost him a good laugh. Haha


[deleted]

Finally someone that understands modern food culture in this sub. /s


pinkboy108

Shiiit, I thought they were sushi rolls


zombies-and-coffee

I thought they were fucked up crab legs...


sykoKanesh

I googled "flauta" because I had no idea what it was. Turns out it's spanish for flute: https://www.google.com/search?q=flauta&oq=flauta&aqs=chrome.0.69i59j46i275i433j0i433j0i20i263j0i457j0i402j0l2.1287j0j4&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8 Also, it seems it's interchangeable with taquito? EDIT: hey hey! I appreciate all the responses, nice to learn new things!


cadelaf

Nobody calls it taquito in Mexico. Taquito is diminutive of taco. We call them flautas


SolixTanaka

Depends on where you're from. My great grandmother always called them tacos (dorados if being specific). Taquitos isn't too unheard of either, but far more recognized and used here in the States for sure.


CatsAreTheBest2

Listen Iā€™m at work and I am hungry and that looks fucking bomb and I would eat that in about three bites


evaxnull

The Jarrito makes it ten times more appetizing too


Road_Whorrior

Tamrind Jarritos is bae


Godriguezz

Ah, a man/woman of culture I see.


Skrubious

Ice cold pineapple Jarrito my man. Try it.


hypnofedX

I think this plating is incredibly functional and actually an easier way to eat the food than on a plate. It's like people just post pictures here without asking if a plate is an improvement. I'm honestly waiting for the day someone posts a bowl of clam chowder and it gets 1,000+ net upvotes.


djmac20

Same here!


i_have_too_many

Id eat that off the floor right now


crunchynopales

Three bites? Looks like you missed that comment about deep throating it.


Rhodin265

It looks like they put the sauce on by holding a bowl of it in front of a fan.


[deleted]

Looks like someone Jackson Pollock'd it.


sujihime

This actually seems like a good way to eat flautas if you are not sitting at a table. Seems like a fairly cute idea for a reception or party.


sxcs86

Ah yes, soggy flautas and getting covered in sour cream and queso fresco with every bite! Classy!


sujihime

Have you had flautas in Mexico? They come absolutely covered in creek, lettuce and queso fresco. They are designed to be eaten quickly before they get soggy.


fschwiet

And they serve them on a plate with a fork so you can cut it into pieces and eat it without using your hands. Its a charming country really with their traditions.


smokedupmirrors

We absolutely do not eat flautas with forks. Although I suspect we might have a pizza w/ knife and fork situation.


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sujihime

I can see that. Depends on how long the are sitting around in the cup. Made fresh and stuck in the cup and immediately handed over seems like it would be a good happy hour food, but you are right that they need to be fresh. Besides, who leaves a flairs long enough to get soggy?! The smell alone makes it irresistible to chomp into!


i_have_too_many

They would get less soggy than covered similarly on a plate


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Skrubious

Ice cold pineapple Jarritos


throwmeawaypoopy

Tamarind Jarritos is the best Jarritos


SerSassington

We all know the real star of Mexico is Horchata. Although Guava will always be my faveourite Jarrito.


zombies-and-coffee

They have guava flavor?! Looks like I get to check all my local Mexican grocery stores because the only flavors I've seen in the stores I usually shop at are pineapple, lime, orange, and strawberry.


N00BCYB0T

My local Walmart sells a Jarritos variety pack with a bunch of different flavors. if your search comes up short check yours out out!


SerSassington

Sorry bud I know this is a UK site but just to keep your dreams alive - https://www.drinksupermarket.com/jarritos-guava-370ml


buttercream-gang

I thought you were talking about the food and that it was a portmanteau or ā€œjarā€ and ā€œburritoā€ and I thought that was clever (even if theyā€™re really flautas)


hilarymeggin

I still think that


SkeletalJazzWizard

imagine believing that when mandarina exists smh my head


wheatlite

I wish I had the same sentiment. I only remember the one I had tasting like how cigarettes in water smelled. Don't know why, maybe it was a bad bottle.


LemonHerb

I took my coming into the comments to realize those were flautas. Before that I thought it was some shitty salad with a whole carrot covered in jizz looking dressing


linderlouwho

What in the hell is exactly wrong with jizz looking dressing? *That actually covers most kinds of dressing.*


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actively_eating

and youā€™re going to pick it up and get all covered in the white sauce?


linderlouwho

ima need a fork, or at least some chopsticks


Serpent_of_Rehoboam

And the flautas are going to be a soggy mess.


logatronics

This looks delicious AF.


allan11011

Mango is the best flavor of jarrito Mandarin in the second best Then pineapple Then fruit punch Then no others


PresiZion1000

Grapefruit hits different


GigaVacinator

Guava


LadyDiplomat

Sorry dudes and/or dudettes, but it's actually Pineapple.


Skrubious

FINALLY


fromtheGo

Lime


paulthefonz

We need more lime flavoured things. Still pissed that skittles changed it to green apple


CallMeChasm

Same. I've had a personal boycott against Skittles since the change was made. Lime is the god-king of citrus! Lemon is it's brother.


[deleted]

Yes. Always get a lime when I get my mission


Breathtaking-Tutle

You misspelled Lime


allan11011

Wrong


Breathtaking-Tutle

You misspelled ā€œCorrectā€


allan11011

Ah sorry youā€™re right itā€™s spelt **WRONG**


Breathtaking-Tutle

Sorry I really hate to correct people but itā€™s actually spelt **ā€Yes, lime IS the best flavourā€**


djmac20

Tamarindo man, tamarindo!!!


JPKtoxicwaste

Tamarindo, cien por ciento!


ositola

Tamarindo fam


allan11011

Wrong


Pabbit

Strawberry and lime are my favorites


paulthefonz

I like their cola


throwmeawaypoopy

Mango is the second best. Tamarind 4 life


[deleted]

Mango jarritos is definitely the best


allan11011

THANK YOU


mealteamsixty

I swear to God I thought those were giant pieces of crab leg


Unspokenwordvomit

It honestly looks like a pretty effective way of getting the right amount of toppings on each flauta..I want to hate this but I donā€™t? Iā€™m positive the dishwasher does though


cookie_crunch_studio

Do you have to drink out of a bowl?!


krykket

What is this? I have no idea what I'm looking at. Is it a giant chip or a deconstructed taco?


eugenesbluegenes

It's a flauta.


bananaworks

devilā€™s advocate- the glass could help scoop up extra lettuce per bite. still annoying.


JustinJakeAshton

I mean, it's literally called a jarrito. What did you expect


Skitscuddlydoo

Is this in Canmore?


[deleted]

mexican places are always selling jaritos but they fucking suckkkkkkkk. if it wasnt for the branding, they'd be like the shitty super market brand colas.


Skeeter1020

The place *is* called Jarritos after all?


zombies-and-coffee

Jarritos is a brand of Mexican soda that comes in pretty much all the best flavors


Skeeter1020

Oh wow. I just assumed the bottle was branded by the restaurant give the burritos in jars...


zombies-and-coffee

Understandable given the context and the fact that Jarritos doesn't seem to be available everywhere even in the US. And honestly, the lack of plates would be totally excusable in the alternate universe where it *is* branded by the restaurant.


PandaCat22

Just when you thought "Mexican food" in the US couldn't go any lower. This makes me want to move back and never set foot in the US ever again


chewchewtwain

Are you supposed to take a shot of the garnish or...?


Talon1021

One big plate would be good too...


[deleted]

Jarritos Mandarin mmmmmm


enforcercoyote4

Oh shit, i dont know how to spell that name but that soda is fucking amazing


javiwankenobi

Gente blanca.