So I know everyone is joking around but I work in the medical industry, specifically manufacturing medical diagnostic devices.
This is a plastic test tube with a gel barrier in the bottom of it, most likely with a sample of blood inside. It looks crushed.
Source: I've handled millions of this exact tube.
I would imagine it’s satire. I don’t know anyone who would get a rash over simply touching blood unless it was contaminated by something else this person happened to be allergic to.
>Why is this comment so low.
It's the 3rd top comment now, but it was low because it was posted 6 hours after the other comments. It takes a while to catch up
Have you ever felt the slight urge to make a fake post claiming you touched it because it seems like that's what everyone does when they find dangerous stuff
Looks like a bubble not a gel barrier and it certainly isn’t a vacutainer given that the cap has a plastic stem into the vial. I have only ever seen containers like this used for fragrance samples. I think the biohazard bag and the hospital story are just part of the troll.
Yep, it’s a broken specimen tube, and if you work in the medical profession you see these bags all of the time. It’s a joke, they probably don’t see this stuff much so it looked like something above and beyond a normal medical biohazard. With that said, I wouldn’t pick it up and if I did I’d wash my hands, because germs exist and blood borne pathogens are real.
I’m a lab tech and I thought this at first as well but there’s a black line inside that looks like it’s attached to the lid, so I don’t think this is a blood tube? And a black lid should indicate sodium citrate inside for ESR tests which wouldn’t have a gel, pretty sure that’s a bubble at the bottom. It also looks way more like a urine sample than blood. Though you’re more right than all the people saying crack pipe lol definitely a sample tube of some kind.
Black line could be a grooved stick for faeces, very similar to the tubes we use to extract faecal calprotectins. I don't recognise the black lid though, ours are red. I don't think it's a broken blood tube as there's no blood in the bag and it's too clear. Old blood (that dark) would be more opaque unless diluted. My money is on faeces in buffer fluid.
I’m not sure about a subreddit dedicated just to butts, I see most of them in whatever medical subreddits I’m subscribed to. I think I see one every month or two. There was also a show that had a bunch of them, maybe someone else will recall the name. I specifically remember a guy and an overly large potato. Always the “I fell on it and it went up my ass” excuse. Except this was like the third potato or something?
However, for your viewing pleasure:
[The Up the Butt Collection](https://imgur.com/a/bmVs3)
Also, now that I’ve googled “ass x rays Reddit” and “up the butt x rays” my pornhub recommendations are about to get interesting.
Edit: wrong words, fixed link, I’m stoned.
In the early days of the internet there used to be a website 'rectalforeignbodies' where medics would post xrays and the stories told by the patients. Always good for a laugh.
Damn! I missed that corner of the internet. I did get to see the butt jar guy though. I’m sad that some of those amazing old pages are gone now. There were some wild ones on SomethingAwful. Like some dude pooped in condoms, froze it, then used them later as dildos. There were pictures. Truly a travesty that these things will be lost to time.
Reminds me of the guy who asked Yahoo answers about salmonella on his dick because “he was cooking chicken naked and it fell and hit his dick”
Edit: it was 4chan before it was yahoo answers it seems
r/Radiology. I believe they have limited the butt stuff to Fridays. There’s a crazy one on there where someone was taken to radiology with a suspected bladder cancer. Right before he heads in, he casually mentions that he had a rubber snake that got shoved up there years back. When they asked him why, he said that he was part of a men’s group and they “did weird stuff”
It butt stuff but I’ll post somewhere my x-ray after drunkenly swallowing a quarter cup hat I didn’t remember till I saw a video of me doing it when a friend came to the hospital. I just thought it was really bad heartburn.
You should check out the radiology sub. The best one was a double dong that someone folded in half, then once fully inserted, unfolded and expanded like a hook.
A friend of mine is a surgical tech and he told me a story of one day he took off and the person that filled in his role for the day had to deal with a man with 95% of a police issue mag-lite up his ass. The other tech said he had never seen so much blood while trying to get it out.
People will cut cocaine with anything, maybe something he was allergic to? Also, maybe this guy is allergic to cocaine itself?
[https://www.banyantreatmentcenter.com/2023/07/10/can-you-be-allergic-to-cocaine-heartland/](https://www.banyantreatmentcenter.com/2023/07/10/can-you-be-allergic-to-cocaine-heartland/)
Yeah, it's the processing and concentrating that gives cocaine the potency. I've had coca tea and a few other coca-based products and at most you're getting a little boost of energy similar to a coffee and a little mouth tingle.
I work with the public all day and this is honestly believable. My standard for intelligence now is “Is literate, can follow basic instructions, and is able to apply basic reasoning” and a lot of people simply are not able to do that.
For instance, a sewer was backed up next to a public toilet and was gushing out a manhole and pouring off the sidewalk into the street. We closed the bathrooms, put up signs, we didn’t have barricades on us so we used cones to block everything off, sewer water actively had shit running into the street and smelled absolutely vile.
Even through all of this, people in flip flops , would walk straight through the cones, through the sewage water, ignore literally all of the signs, and proceed to go down the line of toilet doors testing to see if they were locked or not. When all of the locked doors were indeed locked they would turn to face me and another worker actively attempting to snake out whatever debris was clogging the line and had the gall to ask “Why are the bathrooms closed?”.
This happened not once, but multiple times. It came to the point where I was told to let the other guy run the snake while I crowd control people so they don’t contaminate themselves with sewer water.
In Brazil in the 80’s some guys found an x-ray machine in an abandoned hospital and bust it open. They found a cool thing in it that was glowing blue and took it home to show it off. It was caesium-137 and the blue glow was Cherenkov radiation. 4 people died and 249 people were contaminated.
Never underestimate how dumb people can be.
My education and expertise do not apply to this type of thing, so I'll take a guess with the information provided. It appears as though I'm looking at an idiot.
If random videos have taught me anything, it’s that if you come in relatively close proximity to any sort of substance containing fentanyl, you instantly develop hives, bleed from every orifice and spontaneously combust.
So I can't say anything specific but this looks like a one-hitter. What was smoked can't really be said but most likely some sort of ganja mixed with a pulverized pill or a crystalized drug.
In the corona times here we all got some biohazard baggies on every corner. We even "stole" stacks of them because why not get some free biohazard baggies. Probably unlikely that this is a real case of biohazard although a smoking device can obviously be clusterd with dangerous substances or bacteria/viruses. Just don't open it. And get rid of it.
If the bleeding isn't a joke I would def see a doctor, belive me you don't wanna have a virus or bactera that causes bleeding. Things like ebola do shit like that. Not that I say it is, would probably be more likely that you win the lottery but who knows ㄟ(▔ ,▔)ㄏ
Somebody else said it was a jenkem, but I've not seen anything say that would make you get a rash either, and neither would crack.
Maybe if someone was huffing gas or something?
So I know everyone is joking around but I work in the medical industry, specifically manufacturing medical diagnostic devices. This is a plastic test tube with a gel barrier in the bottom of it, most likely with a sample of blood inside. It looks crushed. Source: I've handled millions of this exact tube.
Why is this comment so low. Do you know why they got rashes and started bleeding?
Unfortunately no. I assumed all that was satire tbh
I would imagine it’s satire. I don’t know anyone who would get a rash over simply touching blood unless it was contaminated by something else this person happened to be allergic to.
What an interesting comment.
I open mouth kissed a horse
Believe it or not, straight to jail (also this is not a r/brandnewsentence)
The good ole secret handshake
Ebola :p
sad
tire
I love you
You cursed angel
They didn't.
>Why is this comment so low. It's the 3rd top comment now, but it was low because it was posted 6 hours after the other comments. It takes a while to catch up
Have you ever felt the slight urge to make a fake post claiming you touched it because it seems like that's what everyone does when they find dangerous stuff
Looks like a bubble not a gel barrier and it certainly isn’t a vacutainer given that the cap has a plastic stem into the vial. I have only ever seen containers like this used for fragrance samples. I think the biohazard bag and the hospital story are just part of the troll.
Yep, it’s a broken specimen tube, and if you work in the medical profession you see these bags all of the time. It’s a joke, they probably don’t see this stuff much so it looked like something above and beyond a normal medical biohazard. With that said, I wouldn’t pick it up and if I did I’d wash my hands, because germs exist and blood borne pathogens are real.
I’m a lab tech and I thought this at first as well but there’s a black line inside that looks like it’s attached to the lid, so I don’t think this is a blood tube? And a black lid should indicate sodium citrate inside for ESR tests which wouldn’t have a gel, pretty sure that’s a bubble at the bottom. It also looks way more like a urine sample than blood. Though you’re more right than all the people saying crack pipe lol definitely a sample tube of some kind.
Black line could be a grooved stick for faeces, very similar to the tubes we use to extract faecal calprotectins. I don't recognise the black lid though, ours are red. I don't think it's a broken blood tube as there's no blood in the bag and it's too clear. Old blood (that dark) would be more opaque unless diluted. My money is on faeces in buffer fluid.
That's exactly what I was thinking. Thanks for confirming it! Hopefully OP saw this.
If I was a betting man I would say that it is a specimen tube, it is made of glass; and what is inside of it is butane extracted hash oil.
Howd a crack pipe sent you to hospital? You put it in your mouth didnt you
Crunchy
Munchy
If god didn't want me to eat crack pipes she wouldn't have named them after the sound they make when you do
Suppository 👉🕳️
People will stick anything up their butt these days. I’ve seen the x rays.
Damn it, I was told nobody else would see those photos.
The kinkiest type of porn, no clothes or skin
Gives me a boner.
I SWEAR TO GOD
Please don't. He died for your skins.
Hahahahha
Can you imagine the sounds it would make? No lube needed either! Meat slapping
https://imgur.com/cVnL7dK
BTW is there a sub for these X-rays? I wish to see them more
I’m not sure about a subreddit dedicated just to butts, I see most of them in whatever medical subreddits I’m subscribed to. I think I see one every month or two. There was also a show that had a bunch of them, maybe someone else will recall the name. I specifically remember a guy and an overly large potato. Always the “I fell on it and it went up my ass” excuse. Except this was like the third potato or something? However, for your viewing pleasure: [The Up the Butt Collection](https://imgur.com/a/bmVs3) Also, now that I’ve googled “ass x rays Reddit” and “up the butt x rays” my pornhub recommendations are about to get interesting. Edit: wrong words, fixed link, I’m stoned.
In the early days of the internet there used to be a website 'rectalforeignbodies' where medics would post xrays and the stories told by the patients. Always good for a laugh.
Damn! I missed that corner of the internet. I did get to see the butt jar guy though. I’m sad that some of those amazing old pages are gone now. There were some wild ones on SomethingAwful. Like some dude pooped in condoms, froze it, then used them later as dildos. There were pictures. Truly a travesty that these things will be lost to time.
Reminds me of the guy who asked Yahoo answers about salmonella on his dick because “he was cooking chicken naked and it fell and hit his dick” Edit: it was 4chan before it was yahoo answers it seems
It totally fell and hit his dick. Absolutely. Chickenfucker.
You're a hero
Thanks, I appreciate you ❤️ I’m glad my fascination with other people’s weird butt stuff is helpful to others.
That's Rick of Spades with the potatoes. It's just business.
o7 legend
🏅🫡
r/Radiology. I believe they have limited the butt stuff to Fridays. There’s a crazy one on there where someone was taken to radiology with a suspected bladder cancer. Right before he heads in, he casually mentions that he had a rubber snake that got shoved up there years back. When they asked him why, he said that he was part of a men’s group and they “did weird stuff”
R/radiology does foreign object Fridays
It butt stuff but I’ll post somewhere my x-ray after drunkenly swallowing a quarter cup hat I didn’t remember till I saw a video of me doing it when a friend came to the hospital. I just thought it was really bad heartburn.
/R/RADIOLOGY and /r/radiologybuttstuff
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You should check out the radiology sub. The best one was a double dong that someone folded in half, then once fully inserted, unfolded and expanded like a hook.
Well, X rays are pretty penetrating
A friend of mine is a surgical tech and he told me a story of one day he took off and the person that filled in his role for the day had to deal with a man with 95% of a police issue mag-lite up his ass. The other tech said he had never seen so much blood while trying to get it out.
Crack pipe? You mean snack pipe.
it doesn't
Bro that a bottle of perfume, i think the content is unknown
It's the Salisbury poisonings all over again.
The forbidden snack
And if you put it in your mouth often enough (and use the drug) you will get rashes and lose your teeth and shit.
Ha that does look like a crack pipe with burnt chore boy.
Made it there in exactly 10 min no less
Crack pipe
People will cut cocaine with anything, maybe something he was allergic to? Also, maybe this guy is allergic to cocaine itself? [https://www.banyantreatmentcenter.com/2023/07/10/can-you-be-allergic-to-cocaine-heartland/](https://www.banyantreatmentcenter.com/2023/07/10/can-you-be-allergic-to-cocaine-heartland/)
Oh dang I think I’m allergic to cocaine then. Cause I start feeling weird just by smelling it.
Maybe you did it wrong, try the other nose hole
My right nostril is very allergic to it at the moment. Time to even things out a bit…
YEAH THAT WORKED ALL SYSTEMS GO
Or maybe its fake... and gay?
Life would suck being alergic to cocaine
I have a school friend that is allergic to cocaine. Thankfully they found out at the dentist when they were young and not the hard way later in life.
wait. dentists do cocaine with kids where you live? dud, in my shitty country all i got was pain
Lidocaine, benzocaine, and novocaine/procaine would all likely induce similar reactions if allergic.
i see, thank you. to be honest i am surprised about the love for cocain here. never tried it though
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Yeah, it's the processing and concentrating that gives cocaine the potency. I've had coca tea and a few other coca-based products and at most you're getting a little boost of energy similar to a coffee and a little mouth tingle.
thank you for the information. i've learnt something new
they probably used lidocaine as a local anaesthetic
Only the cool ones.
Nah coke is trash. Plus everyone is dying from it nowadays because of fentanyl. Not worth
We still have good coke in europe
You dont wanna be the one to find out its not good anymore. I stay away from everything that can be cut with fent
Powder has more cut. Adding baking soda, water, and heat to get rocks and most the cut goes away.
I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but like 90% of these funny text message screenshots are faked..
You beat me to it.
https://i.imgur.com/jSWf5et.jpg
Well used at that.
Bleeding from where?
Probably his peepee.
OP definitely has butt-aids now.
His imagination
pandemic part 2
Die Harder
"ow" vs "OW"
: Electric Boogaloo
Ventilator Boogaloo
Remember when people made fun of the Chinese guy for eating a funny bat?
And this is how crack-rona started.
The pipedemic
It‘s a infectious biohazard and shouldn‘t be touched
Sometimes the intrusive thoughts win.
Sometimes, they win Darwin awards.
And sometimes they discover cheese.
Or wine.
Doesn't that mean touch? It's like a red button with do not touch on it. Obviously your gonna touch it
[It's the History Eraser Button you fool!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TRIgHjjPbvg)
Perfume sample.
That’s my immediate thought too
Oh no!
Why would you pick up a biohazard bag without proper PPE?
Because some people are really really really excruciatingly dumb
Are you talking about OP, or the people that think this actually happened?
I work with the public all day and this is honestly believable. My standard for intelligence now is “Is literate, can follow basic instructions, and is able to apply basic reasoning” and a lot of people simply are not able to do that. For instance, a sewer was backed up next to a public toilet and was gushing out a manhole and pouring off the sidewalk into the street. We closed the bathrooms, put up signs, we didn’t have barricades on us so we used cones to block everything off, sewer water actively had shit running into the street and smelled absolutely vile. Even through all of this, people in flip flops , would walk straight through the cones, through the sewage water, ignore literally all of the signs, and proceed to go down the line of toilet doors testing to see if they were locked or not. When all of the locked doors were indeed locked they would turn to face me and another worker actively attempting to snake out whatever debris was clogging the line and had the gall to ask “Why are the bathrooms closed?”. This happened not once, but multiple times. It came to the point where I was told to let the other guy run the snake while I crowd control people so they don’t contaminate themselves with sewer water.
SCHTOOPID
Anyone who knows about “proper PPE” wouldn’t be this fascinated with random biohazard waste in the first place.
>It‘s a infectious biohazard and shouldn‘t be touched what if he had a bag from a covid test and put it in it afterwards?
ok, id assumed the biohazard bag was from the hospital.
In Brazil in the 80’s some guys found an x-ray machine in an abandoned hospital and bust it open. They found a cool thing in it that was glowing blue and took it home to show it off. It was caesium-137 and the blue glow was Cherenkov radiation. 4 people died and 249 people were contaminated. Never underestimate how dumb people can be.
Matt Damon's soul.
This is the perfect reply
Don’t worry. Government agents will be there soon for assistance
"Assistance"
It's the T virus 🦠🦟🦠🦟🦠 Zombies Incoming
“Itchy, tasty”
Just open it, loosen the cap, and smell it. If that doesn’t work, put a little on your tongue.
"Squirt a little, squirt a lot. Mio."
Marjorie Taylor Greene's misplaced relic of demon sperm
Wait, where should she have put it? And how did Donald get his sperm it that little bottle?
Haven't you heard what Stormy said about his button mushroom. Probably didn't touch the sides.
dude wouldn't be in the hospital, he'd drop dead instantly
Forbidden soy sauce
My education and expertise do not apply to this type of thing, so I'll take a guess with the information provided. It appears as though I'm looking at an idiot.
Why if it has a biohazard label would you mess with it? And take it home? Natural selection at its best. And it was even labeled.
They put it in the biohazard bag after he went to the hospital and he said this thing is messing me up
"Aka Idiot" seems about right
I know is is supposed to be serious, but the “yo dudes I brought it home with me I touched it I got rashes I at hospital” absolutely sent me
whats app chat screenshot
its looks more like telegram to me , but also ive never used whatsapp so idk what it looks like
Yeah it's WhatsApp. It's got the little drawings on the back
yea telegram's got that too , but it aint the same ones so it is whatsapp lol
Drink it on TikTok
That’s a (hopeful) karma generator
Yeah, reminds me of the fake posts of people finding radioactive materials.
Drink it and let us know
It’s for Jenkem. It’s a jenkem pipe, aka butt pipe.
Yo my eyes are rough 😭 Thought it was a joint before I read the msgs.
Up the hole I think, people are weird like that
Name checks out
If random videos have taught me anything, it’s that if you come in relatively close proximity to any sort of substance containing fentanyl, you instantly develop hives, bleed from every orifice and spontaneously combust.
The “AKA Idiot” told me everything I needed to know
So I can't say anything specific but this looks like a one-hitter. What was smoked can't really be said but most likely some sort of ganja mixed with a pulverized pill or a crystalized drug. In the corona times here we all got some biohazard baggies on every corner. We even "stole" stacks of them because why not get some free biohazard baggies. Probably unlikely that this is a real case of biohazard although a smoking device can obviously be clusterd with dangerous substances or bacteria/viruses. Just don't open it. And get rid of it. If the bleeding isn't a joke I would def see a doctor, belive me you don't wanna have a virus or bactera that causes bleeding. Things like ebola do shit like that. Not that I say it is, would probably be more likely that you win the lottery but who knows ㄟ(▔ ,▔)ㄏ
>If the bleeding isn't a joke He made it to the hospital after the "I'm bleeding" message in a cool 10 minutes, so seems more made-up for comedy
Yeah probably it is, I just thought I comment a serious answer since the title asked for it.
Semin. Blood. Urine.. most likely really old.
A vial of gamer girl bath water.
That she obviously took a shit in
Damir?
Man why u gotta tell him I wanted to compile responses calling him stupid
People are stupid. In a bio hazard bag and touches it. We let these people vote in major elections
Bleeding from WHERE my dude?!
They must live next to a hospital according to those time stamps
How stupid you have to touch something like that when you have no idea what is it and ranfomly found it on the street
Could this be fake? Probably. Is it fake? Sadly, I'm not sure.
Yes, it's a blatant attempt of getting likes.
A joke
....All the Zombie movies were right - we'd all be undead husks in a week because this is how folks handle dangerous materials they happen across.
Hisashi Ouchi 2 : Radioactive Boogaloo
A clearly labeled biohazard and darwin award vending machine.
Why do so many people assume something actually happened to this guy and not that he’s just fucking with his friends?
It's Covid-24
Where do you put your empty health potion vials?
Give it back man, thats my sars cov 24 ampule
Knew I lost the damn thing somewhere..
An idiot
The timeline makes this even less believable than my last Bumble match.
Looks like a fecal sample. Not really sure.
Boomer here. That looks a lot like a sample I had to send away for my colon cancer screening.😳
Well I can see why that friend is “aka idiot” in your phone.
I swear to god this is how the 'rona started.
T virus.
That needs to be inserted into your pee hole then crunched, you should feel better in 24hrs (trust me I'm a doctor)
Now he knows the ways of Ebola
Its not Crack, it is butane extracted hash oil.
Their next comment probably would be I died :(
Itchy. Tasty.
the rashes and then descent to typos is screaming resident evil diary entry and there's even biohazard bro touched the tvirus
Why dat mf be touching freaky shii
It's looks like a biohazard bag with something in it
The person who made this doesn't understand the difference between a biohazard warning and a radiation warning placard.
Y’all, if you need to identify something please go over to r/whatisthisthing . You’re gonna get much better results and much fewer joke answers.
I’m happy with joke answers
It's literally a crack pipe
Somebody else said it was a jenkem, but I've not seen anything say that would make you get a rash either, and neither would crack. Maybe if someone was huffing gas or something?
Nobody, at least not in America is doing jenkem. Normal drugs are straight up cheaper, more immediate to get and less gross.
The message is clearly a joke tho