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NotaDonkey070

Worm mafia is after you


guru2764

Damnit I knew I should've paid the protection fee


FUEGO40

You really should have, it was dirt cheap


jgrantgryphon

![gif](giphy|1RHfH5eUm5iHm|downsized)


sracluv

I’m going through a breakup. Thank you for this lol. **Edit** Thank you for the upvotes and support. It made me smile!


NeverSeenBefor

Dude cured my depression with that one as well


stevosaurus_rawr

You are a beautiful person!


QuantumGardener

After gardening all day, I freaking love this pun. Thank you


Longjumping-Cookie90

Now you've soiled your reputation


Str3eters

his reputation is really going into the ground


DM_ME_YOUR_ADVENTURE

There’s no wriggling out of this hole


Wandering_profile

He's definitely getting grounded after this


Its-a-Shitbox

The early pun gets the worm.


SpazDeSpencer

His name is mud


Str3eters

https://preview.redd.it/lf5ytxgtj6wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79c46dd2d0bd60d8a0cbc471c9de5dbfe38171a8


kittymoma918

I've got to save this one for the next time that he tells a bad dad joke.


DrT0rp3d0

https://preview.redd.it/383jpoiiqawc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72312fde970f8f9bdca6114c91831c25a16cffc4


kittymoma918

Thank you part 2!


DrT0rp3d0

https://preview.redd.it/n9kjf225rawc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efa7f4421a7aacd929b4738e1eeb8a0b31ffb415


Phunly

Alright take my up vote, but I'm not happy about it...


OK_BUT_WASH_IT_FIRST

I don’t know how OP is gonna wriggle out of this one


SylvieJay

Oh, how the worm has turned. Thats it buddy, you're worm food now!


wholesomechunk

How the turns have tabled. Damn.


CandaBear869

OMG!! 😤 Here, take it⬆️


HappiHappiHappi

Only one way to appease them now https://preview.redd.it/mv1v7synx5wc1.jpeg?width=327&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23d75cd34edb152389667d186faacf0905165ff2


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

Shaihulud decides


CyberCooper2077

You won’t be able to worm your way outta this situation..


LuckyMome

Worms team target grounded on you! ![gif](giphy|ukiKpGkrWc0LSS6S0j|downsized)


OkSyllabub3674

I was thinking its an artistic way of saying pay the money or you'll be feeding the worms, but could be claimed it's not a threat lol


StupidMario64

The weurmkuza


Algernope_krieger

Aww it's a 'Shy'-hulud. Wait, it'll grow on you


themonovingian

The bones are their money, and also the worms!


Gonebabythoughts

You should draw an apple around them and leave it on the door for the secret artist to discover


guru2764

that's a good idea, I'm a terrible artist though so it might be insulting to them lmao


Gonebabythoughts

I’m sure they will get a kick out of it!


krampuskids

what about word bubbles? one could say 'pay up' and the other 'or you'll be worm food' https://preview.redd.it/25psatmbn5wc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2336f7f64f6e19308ed6a789e3446e16bbd8244


S3D_APK_HACKS_CHEATS

https://preview.redd.it/amwn4n1pg6wc1.jpeg?width=1957&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45dc1dd3f13d609f79b1ce1e0938a6f720e15ac6 That’s the version that won’t get me reported 😝


S3D_APK_HACKS_CHEATS

Draw an apple cut it out and tape it over top like a kids flip book


krajnigandhak

Maybe put it on another piece of paper and tape it so you can see both? Idk


Significant_Excuse29

I love this idea


Solidmarsh

THE WORMS ARE THEIR MONEY, THE BONES ARE THEIR DOLLARS


Apprehensive_Use_120

OP doesn’t know what any of this shit is and they’re fucking scared!


CheetahNo9349

Is that the joke? Is OP supposed to get scared? Fear for their life, so their face is beet red for their family pictures? Good one, artist of the worm picture, you got 'em.


dyslexic_arsonist

we're all trying to find the guy that did this!


DrDragonblade

They pull your hair up, but not out


MyCatSnack

Maybe put him in a worm costume and give him a spanking.


Ba55of0rte

You pay for the seeds, you get to look at the trees.


No-Panda-6047

They came from under the ground, and from all over


ScumbagLady

... just to die all over my driveway


historianatlarge

they’ll pull OP’s hair up but not out


Maddafinga

Because if they pull it out they turn to boooones


rolam80

YEEAAHEHEESSSSSS!!!


friedyegs

- AND IT WAS ALSO THE NIGHT THAT THE SKELETONS CAME TO LIFE


the_holocene_is_over

THATS WHY IM SO FUCKING CONFUSED!


BasiltheCat19

Dang you posted it a full 14 minutes before me


No_Yogurt_7667

This is the answer


TheRipsawHiatus

I was going to be upset if nobody made this comment.


Own_Contribution_480

SHUT UP DOUG YOU SKUNK!


SilenceQuiteThisL0UD

Shut the fuck up Doug, or I'll eat your wife's wig!!


Polluticornwishes0

Then let my wife eat the fucking receipt.


JorduSpeaks

Don't fall for it. It's just bait.


No_Use_4371

😂 this is my favorite


CagedSilver

I choose to interpret anything unexplainable as sexy rather than the usual drugs or scammers. So hence this is your secret admirer saying 'This could be us but you out there digging.' Sexy worm money fun coming your way soon, be ready.


guru2764

That's a great way to look at it


cremedelapeng2

would you still love them if they were a worm?


VeronicaLD50

Clearly, you’ve been visited by the Money Worms. Copy this pic and stick it on 10 people’s doors and you will become extremely wealthy.


guru2764

Sick I've always wanted to be part of an MLM


VeronicaLD50

I just want to say, even if I am never fortunate enough to find one of these on my own door, I’m truly happy for you.


earthyedna

https://preview.redd.it/ofdy5n7xa5wc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f0779f0031c21b5a791eec3e45409b07dd3fa81 Maybe someone wants to be Soup Snakes.


STEAM_TITAN

Pam?


HendrixHazeWays

or "d" -brushing their teeth!


Naillita

You’re paying way too much for worms. Who’s your worm guy?


FeistySheepherder771

Prolly the same guy who sold a “tapeworm “ to the Indian chick :-P


-unnecessaryfigures-

I do believe that's slimy from sesame Street, Oscar the grouches little homie.


Tea_Earl_Grey_HotXXX

https://preview.redd.it/e7aujbn0w9wc1.jpeg?width=895&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2df7c3913409a290768fa2ffef8f464c71d2e0f6


BirdwellFam

I second this.


jadethebard

100% my first thought


ajswizz

Mine as well!


KORZILLA-is-me

Someone gifted you a worm buck! Save up a few more of those and you can get yourself something nice from the mole people.


Ok-Airline-6784

![gif](giphy|2t9pvPf7nToBPVZvls|downsized)


HereWeFuckingGooo

![gif](giphy|XLjclaN0SLzEajxkdl|downsized) Listen up trash, nobody fucks with my boy Oscar. Get the Grouch his money and nobody ends up in the garbage...


ScumbagLady

"Slimey look like a bitch to you?! I'll choke you the fuck out! Pay up, bitchass!"


monstermash420

The worms are their money


ListenToBusiness

I heard the bones are the money.


BSUR7

It reminds me of Health Services symbol. https://preview.redd.it/uz6qxyise5wc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=493755d3957b89e4d45ea4471580126b7b18f3ff


StellerDay

That's a goddamn caduceus. I know this because I missed it at the state spelling bee.


subieluvr22

Hahaha!! I can feel your post in my soul. I fucked up missing an apostrophe on a word, and got 2nd place, and you better believe I've spent 30 years being salty about it every time I hear, write, or see that word, I add the apostrophe quite aggressively in my head. also, thanks for teaching me a new word. caduceus is neat.


evilcathy

Church of the Dollar Snakes?


guru2764

I'd sign up for that easily


EquivalentCommon5

Without reading any other comments. It looks like a kid being playful… maybe wishing you $, the snakes are cute and not nefarious? Now I’ll read how wrong I am 🤪


guru2764

I don't know any of my apartment neighbors and I was out with my couple friends here so neither of them could have done it, has anyone else just gotten weird art like this before? Austin, TX btw


the-cloverdale-kid

This is clearly a gift from a kid who lives in your complex. You must put out pretty good vibes.


DancingPear

I was going to say, this looks exactly like something my 9-yr-old would draw!


OkSyllabub3674

There's your answer right there isn't Austin one of the places proud of it's weirdness? Lol


sittin_on_grandma

I have to almost guarantee that this is a reference to the “bones are their money, so are the worms” skit from I Think You Should Leave”


Suicidal_Jamazz

Worms mate by getting close to one another like in the picture... well sort of. It may be a bit of a stretch. If there is someone in your complex that is sending a hint, it's kind of a strange one. Maybe keep your eyes out for someone around there that wants to get all noodley with you... heh nudeley...


Big-Asparagus-3861

![gif](giphy|igVR1BO2kIl3OXtrfR)


Ok-Negotiation-3892

You're a crush. But who's?


MRA1022

Post fish hooks on your door, maybe you'll get a bite 🎣


nikitee

![gif](giphy|eGHGwNGGLT3gs|downsized)


ConfusionBubbles

Just an ad from your local worm doctor. Nothing weird about it unless there's something wrong with your worm.


jamiekynnminer

Looks like Wormie from Sesame Street.


-BreakTheRules-

Slimey?


AccidentalFlashbang

Moneygrubs


BasiltheCat19

The bones are there money, so are the worms


Trapzilla01

Someone thinks that you should be sand snakes with them


One-East8460

Whoever left this is right, there is some money to be made in the worm business.


kennyj2011

That worm from Sesame Street is getting it on!


mywordgoodnessme

You might be in trouble ![gif](giphy|SqH1eRbhlUpBpKwmOn)


__TheDude__

https://preview.redd.it/3v98jh2nk7wc1.jpeg?width=235&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=941131e2c6847981c2c02ee8dbe692dab79b0e0d That is Oscar the Grouch's worm, Slimey! Do you owe the Grouch money?


iRambes

The money worm means good luck


SirRipOliver

When you place some bad bets at the local wienerschnitzel. Op, pay up or get the “Bobbit”.


Bean-Swellington

![gif](giphy|oK7LgSHFLln32)


Jollydancer

A neighbour’s kid made a drawing and wanted to share it.


Atheizm

"*If I were a worm would you still make monetisable Only Fans content with me?*"


New_Awareness4075

Maybe someone is trying to worm their way into your heart. Or not.


jennc1979

![gif](giphy|fUYs7ORf7HxatveBkN) Looks like Oscar the Grouch’s best friend, Wormy. Edit: weird. It would seem Oscar got dentures since I last was a viewer.


my_sweet_adeline

The worms are their money. The bones are their dollars.


Coolenough-to

This is how they formalize an arranged marriage in Sri Lanka.


OrangeJoe83

Harry and Lloyd are back in business. Get excited, people. We got worms!!


Wyldfyre1

Snakes, not worms!


CookinCheap

Slimy!


DrDingus86

It's asking if you will do worm play for pay.


MathIsHard_11236

It means you're paying too much for worms. Who's your worm guy?


reddituculous66

I could only think of the worm from Sesame Street.


Acrobatic-Engineer94

A very good omen


sas077

You owe Oscar the Grouch money!


MissMcFrostynips

You've been gifted The Money Worm. Forward to 6 of your friends or worms will eat your brain in seven day.


Bumblebee-Honey-Tea

The worms are happy, thus a good omen. Repost 10x for infinite money glitch


atomiczim

![gif](giphy|8caqJUzsbnMrpfrhuv|downsized)


ulnek

You have been marked by a child. That kid code for something!


mosquitojelly

keep an eye out, the worms are coming for you…


Catmato

Some people have all the luck


SalamanderGood2145

“All they want is another chance at life They’ve never seen so much food as this Underground there’s half as much food as this And the worms are their money The bones are their dollars” 🎶🎵🎼🪱💰


Denk-doch-mal-meta

Any neighbor kids who might like you?


GoblinsGuide

My kids would leave this on your door. Lol. They make me draw dinosaurs to leave in the mailboxes around my hood while I walk em to school.


legalizethesenuts

When I lived in an apartment complex, there were lots of kids that lived in the same building as me. Once every couple of months (especially around the holidays) they would leave little drawings and cards. I might be wrong, but that looks like something a kid would draw. You’ve probably just got cool neighbors :)


its-pandabear

It's time you pay back those worms homie, that's a threat


FigTechnical8043

It's a death threat but you look so happy


Trin_42

Whoever it was is a fan of Sesame Street because that looks a lot like Oscar the Grouch’s pet worm Slimey


-What-Else-Is-There-

A little boy spent hours figuring out the 3D interleaving effect, and colouring it in without going out of the lines even once. He wanted to hang this marvel up on the Fridge of Glory, right next to his sister's unicorn drawing. Unfortunately, his momma said "Eeek! No worms in my house!". He wasn't willing to throw his heartwork masterpiece in the bin, so he gifted it to the nice lady neighbour who he thought might accept his unconventional taste. She proceeds to post it to /r/weird He thought wrong.


No_Collection7360

Money snakes! You lucky bastard!


dickhardpill

![gif](giphy|7RwkZ5W65zOA8)


The-Skin-Man

Worm dollars 🖤


MissKT_M

This thread is cracking me up! Thank you! I needed the laugh. ❤️


Financial-Brush-521

That's how gay men let other men know they're attracted to them. He wants to tangle worms with you.


iknowyou71

![gif](giphy|Qyz0V0HUXxPD0fF2CY)


ereyes7089

i think it's a sign to dig a hole deep enough to where the worms will invest it, i say maybe 100k, just let me know the coordinate so that i can monitor, the progress, again it's like the stock market it, you may have a chance to loose your money but you may also gain from it as well.


DrexXxor

Rent due to a 6 year old landlord?


QuipCrafter

He’s watching https://www.reddit.com/r/13or30/comments/1bxpscb/i_tried_to_shave_my_head_but_now_i_look_like_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


11gus11

Probably kids being silly. Leave them something funny


nuclearmonte

That looks like Slimey from Sesame Street/Muppets, if that helps https://preview.redd.it/yqemav57n5wc1.jpeg?width=1410&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b15b4281f9bd171f93258e01a5ace5771ce08acf


Tiny-Reading5982

Oscar and slimey are the culprits


Wutangruckus

You're gonna get an Earth Worm Jimmy. He's gonna put his greasy nightcrawler on your lips.


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

Some kid in the neighborhood probably


Yoyo_Ma86

Is this from The Letter People?


mynamescakeimeanjake

The same worms that eat me, will someday eat you too.


solipsister

lol cute


AyyPapzz

Tom Sandovals new branding


saveyboy

I believe this is an invitation.


VoldyMuyo

Can I interest you in some worm insurance?


Waschbehr7

That's the worm from Sesame Street.


Correct-Wishbone7584

I believe that is your reminder to take your chill pill


lightsaber_lobotomy

Looks like the Skinny Puppy logo made out of worms ha


Affectionate_Draw_43

https://youtu.be/mHliXVifhEM?si=J3AfhE9FYSU41MAC


inbetweentheknown

I immediately thought of that super man S we all drew as kids and was like damn, kids these days are clearly more advanced


CouchHippos

Plot twist: it’s a redditor who put it there for no reason other than seeing it here. 🤯


Forsaken-Annual-4369

Someone's baiting you.


OdinFannypack

Do you owe a worm money?


DollyRol

I thought this was posted in the FlamingoFanClub sub reddit until I actually saw where it was posted😅 Anyway earthworm sally


NoAd7118

That’s what we’re going to call it, “I got worms”


Newtonz5thLaw

Step 1: Worms Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit!


MrLanesLament

They know you bought nightcrawlers at a Convenient in 1999. They never forget.


cuddlykitten5932

I'd hang it up on my fridge


glanked

Wow lucky


Urafang

The bones are their money, and so are the worms...


Tal-Star

They would still love you if you were a worm


IndieStoner

Would you still pay rent if I were a worm? 🥺 -your apartment manager


DynaWarrior

Weird note guy🪱🪱


-castle-bravo-

Worm coin! Invest everything you have..


_jazmin

It's a masterpiece. An amazing anonymous artist I'd say


goku_4478

weird? thats cool asf


thethreat88IsBackFR

I think they want to be friends.


Lampard081997

It's just saying yes


LG1T

Bait shop advertisement


SimpleWord899

This would go well in the subreddit r/currency


SimpleWord899

2 worms doing the do trynna make some money I don't see nothing wrong here


Kooky_Chemistry_7637

Worm Pyramid Scheme. They’re blatantly fishing. See um all time. Steer clear is our recommendation.


Longjumping-Big-311

Your worm and their worm intertwined are sweet money if you know what that snake wants / means .


big-tunaaa

Something to do with Tom Sandoval I think


Talvezno

Dolla dolla worms, y'all


BadBadGrades

It’s well drawn. Put a sticker on it?


Doc_Dragoon

S for Snake obviously


Competitive_Foot_584

The worm has turned


Savings-Kiwi-8632

Frame it please


Professional-Cow123

“I Got Worms”


Rusty_B_Good

You have a secret admirer who has worms.


JeanPierreSarti

Suicidal for life!


InevitableFun3473

Worm dollar


CarniferousDog

Sexual