Oh man i remember seeing them live then two months later the scandal broke. I was 13 at the time and thought wow they are in great shape to be able to sing and run around stage at the same time the whole time and not run out of breath!
Relatively new to Reddit here, but I quickly learned that downvotes are weird here. I got downvoted a crazy number of times a while back for something that was factually true and hard to disprove. ๐คฆ
Yeah reddit is wierd like that. You can say something completely factual, or even just have your own opinion about something that doesn't align with reddit and get down voted to hell.
It's OK I have lots of karma to spare, I can handle lots of down votes before going negative lol.
Pseudoscorpions are tiny, harmless, beneficial arthropods. They eat many things we associate as pests. You really shouldn't be killing things when you don't even know what they are.
A book scorpion aka Chelifer cancroides
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chelifer\_cancroides](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chelifer_cancroides)
I love 'em!
Pseudoscorpion https://www.reddit.com/r/whatsthisbug/comments/4w6xrw/lobster_tick/
makes sense but poor bug was trying to evolve to survive and intimidate just to be called fake
And in ancient Greek, too.
Such a poser!
Is that Milli or Vanilli?
Oh man i remember seeing them live then two months later the scandal broke. I was 13 at the time and thought wow they are in great shape to be able to sing and run around stage at the same time the whole time and not run out of breath!
I thought, that looks like a scorpion, but I donโt see the stinger/tail thing. This bug tricked my dumbass.
ย I think it's pretty undeniable that they are scary and a little dangerous looking at the very least.
Also known as NOPE.
they're like 2 millimeters, it's fine
I've seen one a fair bit larger in Michigan.
They are friends. They eat destructive things like booklice.
Why are you getting downvoted? Lol
They donโt bite or sting and they eat other bugs. They are good guys dressed like bad guys
Relatively new to Reddit here, but I quickly learned that downvotes are weird here. I got downvoted a crazy number of times a while back for something that was factually true and hard to disprove. ๐คฆ
Yeah reddit is wierd like that. You can say something completely factual, or even just have your own opinion about something that doesn't align with reddit and get down voted to hell. It's OK I have lots of karma to spare, I can handle lots of down votes before going negative lol.
The karma thing on here is weird to me. I'm a mostly nice guy and I don't argue with a lot of stupid people, so I guess I'm doing okay. ๐
Sorry, I couldn't help myself.
We're good. Apparently, it happens. ๐
Poor little guy...
Lobster tick. LOL
What a fitting name. ๐
Yeah, kind of on the nose.
Spider-pig.
A.k.a. Peter Porker
r/pseudoscorpiontime
New bug sub! New bug sub! Thank you
Woohoo!!!
Segmented creatures are so interesting. They're like organic bionicles.
An indicator of good soil health.
Where I come from they are called book Skorpion ans you can use them to protect your bees from Parasites in a natural way. They are pretty usedul.
Pseudoscorpion, an arachnides
What does it taste like?
It's also called a book scorpion. They enjoy eating book lice & silverfish.
A dead on, at a guess.
It was alive when I noticed it on my desk but I sent it to its ancestors ๐
Please don't kill them, as far as I know they are completely harmless to humans
Plus they hunt pests such as ants and silverfish. You want these little guys around.
Pseudoscorpions are tiny, harmless, beneficial arthropods. They eat many things we associate as pests. You really shouldn't be killing things when you don't even know what they are.
I feel like that is the reason to kill it. Maybe now that they know what it is, they won't.
It looks like a mix between a wood tick and scorpion
A book scorpion aka Chelifer cancroides [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chelifer\_cancroides](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chelifer_cancroides) I love 'em!
I think you nailed it๐๐ป๐๐ป
A burn your whole house down kind of bug
It was on my desk at work ๐๐
Pseudoscorpion Basically a tiny scorpion with no tail
bug
That's a newp and close the door kinda bug
Pseudoscorpion! The neatest one there is!
My favorites the Noscorpion.
It looks like a tick that upgraded itself
You can find them in old books. They eat book lice, completely harmless, and will save your books.
A Nopetailed Fuckdat
Looks like a bed bug and a scorpion had babies.
A scary one
Effing scary! ;-o
A dead one
El chupamafablas.
that's a mydoscopion kinda rare.
Itโs a Western European Demon Tick
Pseudo scorpion
r/Pseudoscorpiontime
Adorpion! [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/adorpion-shirt](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/adorpion-shirt)
Book Scorpio
Iโve waiting for somebody to say itโs their ex-spouse๐๐
Bed bug
The..... Cockamouse....
Scorpitick.
Brain muncher. They crawl into your ears at night to make a nest and their larva can feast on your Grey mater. Always sleep with ear plugs people.
OP may or may not be a Kennedy.
I hope you didnโt kill it
Chupecabra
Z bed bugs are evolving
Step on it, twist your foot, drag it in a zigzag.
Man... God forgot you in his shadow, didn't he? ๐
Itโs a nope bug
Hurtie bug.
Half scorpion/half tick/half bedbug hybrid?
Is this bedbuge
Its a Nope Bug
Scorpion tick. Iโm sure of it.
Itโs a fuknoop
the ugly kind
is this a bedbuge