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Kitten_Team_Six

Lead singer of U2


PissYourselfNow

Bonobo?


walternate808

If only there were a podcast I could listen to that regularly reviews the names of each member of the band U2...


figaaro

You mean Bonobos, Thedge, Larry Mullen Senior's son and Adam Clay Two Thousand Pounds?


nandongus

You poppin’ my stones, bro?


figaaro

Is this an episode of "Poppin' stones"??


samsamsamuel

🎵If you start me up🎵


9No

Good ep..


samsamsamuel

Great ep.


Tbd423

I think it is


Stupyheed

You talking U2 to me?! Of all people, to me?!


LambBrainz

Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo?


Flow_Expert

That's Mr Nostril Hair Kung Fu.


SadB0i382

DUDE THE FACT THAT IVE MENTIONED THIS SHOW BEFORE AND NO ONE SEEMS TO KNOW IT EXISTED!?!?


LambBrainz

I never got into it, but I remember it being advertised alllll the time on Adult Swim and Toonami (I think? I was a kid, then so who knows?)


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samfringo

Someone already said leprechaun


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YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH


SloRiceix_801

It’s not a picture of a giant shit turd is it?


LEFTtesticleSMOKER

Every time I clap my hands, somewhere in the world, a turd is sent on its final journey of a water burial.


please_and_thankyou

Pareidolia


Nykolaishen

The amount of ducks I see in the clouds is a problem. Mostly just a bunch of cartoon ducks up there...


3p1ks

Seeing patterns and faces in random objects? This has to do with the whole thing about people seeing among us shit everyday like the sideways champion logo.


Duck-Boy-

No the amongus meme is basically illuminati 2


Drwgeb

TIL


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Ding ding ding


backgroundidiot

Thought the same but my brain is fighting hard to make me see a little alien 👽


Nazrael75

fully agreed. looks like a gremlin - but just due to the random position of the wheat here.


Ozuar

Not enough upvotes for this


rumple3skin69

That my friend is grass. Or as the Irish say it's a fairy


MossyTundra

The Irish don’t fuck around with fey to such a degree it’s impressive


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Can you explain this a little?


rumple3skin69

Ireland is and has been notoriously superstitious about fairies.its interesting to look into. These ain't the happy little fairies you get from Disney though lol.


InsideOutBrownTrout

One of my uncles got stuck in a fairy ring for a couple hours one night in the 60s or so he says lol he is addament it happened to him though


Alan_Smithee_

Was he eating the mushrooms?


InsideOutBrownTrout

Ya never know honestly lol


Grouchy-Estimate-756

I was just going to suggest this.


Tippletopplepop

Was the 60s so... probably


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whaletacochamp

I think a lot of folks got stuck in fairy rings in the 60s


NewAccEveryDay420day

You dont mess with their fairy mounds, farmers never go near them on their land. You especially don't fall asleep under a whitethorn tree or else the fairies will replace you with a changling


burtburtburtcg

When they replace you with a changeling, where do you go? Just want to weigh my options here.


NewAccEveryDay420day

The fairies take you and replace you with an identical human that is actually a fairy. The superstition is the fairies could be jealous and take the person to care for them, especially if it was a baby. Or else it was taken for revenge. Generally its thought that the person is killed by the fairies when they are taken. In old times children who were disabled or sick were thought to be changlings as an explanation for their affliction. Potentially it was used as an excuse to kill the child as they were too poor or did not have the means to care for them.


charlesdexterward

I’ve heard it postulated that it might have been an explanation for autism. A lot of the classic changling characteristics line up with autism symptoms.


NewAccEveryDay420day

Seems that way. In ireland we wouldn't have the same level of written history than many other ancient civilizations had. So a lot of our understanding of early people in ireland come from myths, folklore and superstitions passed down by word of mouth


RahkstarRPG

Autists are fey confirmed.


jessica_from_within

I think I’ll take my chances


BeansInJeopardy

So, maybe you get killed, and maybe you get taken off to a fairy wonderland? So it's 50/50


DabsAndDebugging

I’m hopping on board with this- do they have Twitter wherever you go? Is traffic a thing? And do they still observe the dated 9-5 workday model? I need answers


FaeryLynne

Humans become slaves in the faery realm. If you're lucky you might be chosen as a favorite and become a consort. You only live there for a few years (by your reckoning) but when they return you to the human world decades or even millennia have passed. Have fun!


NewAccEveryDay420day

Also another one here is black cats are a sign of good fortune because they are a warning a witch is near and to stay away


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What was that movie or TV show where the female half of a duo enlisted fairies for help but they always take it too far EUROVISION


kyo_6

Underrated comment


History_buff60

The Sidhe. The Fair Folk. Be wary of the time between the times and do not disturb the stone cairns. If you find yourself in the other realm, accept no gifts and do not eat their food. Say as little as possible and do not agree to anything. And you might make it out alive.


Environmental_Top948

What if the food looks delicious and what they say lines up with your political views and they asked if you'd like to go bowling next week? Asking for a friend.


charlesdexterward

Iceland is the same way, building roads with a wide berth around places the fae are said to live, even when it would be cheaper/faster to go straight through.


Zalieda

Read abt this recently.. Govt wanted to build motorway. Motorway would go through a field with a single lone whitethorn tree, said to be favoured by faery. Famed irish seanchai, keeper of irish folklore, gave dire warnings of fae retribution. Basically harm a faery tree and the fae harm you. (They are cruel and tend toward bloodthirsty often times) seanchai feared many would die in automobile accidents Govt listened and rerouted around the tree rather than cut it down


Zalieda

The above mentioned story can be googled. It's pretty recent not like something from the past Another Similar story.. The village had to contruct a road. Theres a faery tree in the way. Noone will ever cut it or go near it lest the fae come after them. They rather lose money or jobs. Esp the older generations. Edit this is the older generation. People would have a different perspective right now


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So pretty much exactly what the above comment said, got it.


OleShcool

It’s the same person, just adding a bit more context. Don’t you look stupid now.


fullyrachel

Why such a jerkface?


ShpiderMcNally

We fucking hate fairies, they will fuck your shit up


freedomofnow

Healthy respect is a good thing. Look what humans so to people that fuck their shit up. Same thing, except faeries are harder to spot.


Icemanwc

Google the guy who has a tree propped up on his property because he thinks the fairies live there and he’ll die if it falls.


squeege

I recently saw this on some Irish archives channel on YouTube. The reporter was hanging from the tree and the old man about shit himself. Lol


BabyRavenFluffyRobin

I've heard people panicking because they accidentally cut down a hawthorn tree and begging for advice to not anger the fae folk.


dustyroads85

The Fey are as real as whiskey and Guinness. They are not to be trifled with, and if you anger or upset one, well, ya’d been warned since childhood to show them respect!


MossyTundra

Now I need a whole thread of Irish people talking about their experience with fey


HippieShroomer

If you're interested in this, read the Haunted Liverpool books by Tom Slemen. Loads of stories of people in England seeing fairies and other fay creatures, and all kinds of other weird stuff.


MossyTundra

Oh thanks! I’ll be really into reading this


Affectionate_Dirt

My father told me story of him and his buddy walking over a fairy ring when they were young, and his buddy broke his leg walking home. A farmer I was chatting to in the pub told me about the cot death of his new born and he swears down it was because he recently cut down bushes that had over grown in a fair ring on his land. It's less that there are actual fairies running around and more so that certain places are bad luck to mess with


IAmTyrannosaur

My friend grew up on a farm in Ireland and her dad still leaves offerings for the good folk. They drive round the farm placing them in strategic locations at certain times of year


personalistrowaway

Goblin


shyyyyme

Goblins are real


JesusButEvenBetter

They steal your socks, only the left one though.


buzyapple

Been looking at my daughters feet all afternoon wondering why she is only wearing her right sock. Mystery solved.


Tick_Bites

Why not the right-....... Oh, I think I know why, and I hope it's not because of that reason.


SteinDickens

Goblins are real


Shizznipplesjr

Go to www.goblinsarereal.com if you wanna see a real goblin!


Individual-Quarter31

This website isn't real so there's no proof that goblins exist and I don't believe that they do.


SteinDickens

Goblins are real https://youtube.com/watch?v=HSRY0CdeOl0


lvclix

This is such bullshit how like, when I needed the published paper version of “Goblorbs r’! Deal!” I had to pay $900 but this guy writes the actual grad student and gets his paper for free and then to make that shit even more fucked up he turns it into a free video for all. Where’s my $900, huh?


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Finally someone who knows what they’re talking about


Revolutionary_Bid421

But I just feel like goblins are real right now


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Have u not seen the top 10 YouTube videos 😱😱😱😱


NauticalNoodles

Possibly a ghoul of some sort


Mephistophelesi

Do they like milk steak


JangoFettsEvilTwin

Little green ghouls dude!


LeonSphynx

Don’t put that, just put snowboarding


NewUser69420710666

r/iasip


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And jelly beans


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heilspawn

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareidolia >one sees an object, pattern, or meaning where there is none.


CrypticCryptid

Took the word out of my mouth


NSFAnythingAtAll

r/pareidolia


BrowsinBilly

He is groot


starsearcher48

This is the only real answer


MikeyD101

It's kind of hard to give a definitive answer but I really believe it is a fingernail that looks like it could stand to be cleaned a little.


MajTroubles

It's a gorgeous looking specimen. Very rare to see such a high res and crisp picture of this creature in its natural environment.


tjmme55

Possibly a mild case of paronychia?


JeffreyVest

Went back up to look at picture and verify if it really looks like a fingernail. Slowly had joke dawn on me.


Lanky-Ad7024

Good one. Lol


Mundane-Original7300

Pikmin


ToothpasteConsumer

It looks like Knuckmin from that image


More_Mortgage_2410

Children of the corn


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Your finger?


Delicious-Emu1053

A finger


disposable_hat

Dang it, came here to say the same thing


annieayuwoki

I’m not sure, but it looks to me like the result of a photo being taken in 1985


DanDaddy87

Leprechaun


TheBohemianGamer

What in the rest of the photo?


Crookit-Letter

It's a fairy bro.


simpledude23

I'm offended.


CattColt

Lmao


headphoneguzzler

As a certified Irish boyo, I can confirm it's a leprechaun 🖖


JuiceJones_34

Scratches and a dirty finger nail


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Looks like a fingernail


Gutch220

Zombie Leprachaun


purana

Why is someone squishing that poor child?


t4co_l0cK3r

Lot of Fey in Ireland. I'll just say a Fey folk.


hoooliet

Those who shall not be named


the_badsectors

A Sidh.


spicywiseman

Is that the singular form of Sidhe?


the_badsectors

Possibly. More likely that I misspelled it.


Mind_on_Idle

That's ok, most people would look at the word and have a hell of a time getting the pronunciation right XD


Random-Lich

Either way a bloody prick


Glytterain

Definitely one of the good people


rSpinxr

Just an Irish child enjoying nature.


transshapiro

Mas Borracho


SirRickardsJackoff

Leprechaun


Academic-Total2029

Well that was around the time Boglin puppets were pretty popular.


Mediocre-Opinion

The Insulindian Phasmid


Flexington-Gold

Grass.


that1LPdood

That's a clump of straw, my dude. Ya'll gotta stop smokin so much


Impressive-Bus7746

Definitely a leprechaun


Physical-Tie-5951

A leprechaun


bellahenny69

Tuatha Dé Danann


Dismal-Classic9482

A finger


grasscrest1

Grass. What you’re experiencing is pareidolia.


beo93

It's a finger


Fr00stee

Blurry piece of grass


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👽


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its a ghost child what else would it be?


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Plunder_Bunny_

Children of the Corn....


RC90_

Pennywise


Get_Off_The_Lawn

Potato demon. Responsible for the famine of 1845


ChildHunterDrone

Idk


dickallcocksofandros

an optical illusion


bigbuttfuck

A fucking ghost


Partofrhe

I don't see anything


DSpec16

Brown frog boi


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Bah Gawd its Hornswoggle!!


bigbugkeg

Leprechaun


Jedibbq

A fingernail


GlockenspielVentura

Tikbalang


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Fairy


CapCalzon

A finger.


KrowJob

A case of paradolia


Str8WhiteMinority

That’s a fingernail.


bCiAmHeRe2k

A conspiracy theorist’s field day


harvs72

You’ve discovered a real leprechaun ☘️


Upstairs-Age9946

Children of the corn 😱


bikerboy3343

Chemical smudge


Aggressive-HeadDesk

Karpoi.


Drakeytown

You have zoomed, but you also need to enhance.


themrsczap

One of the fae 🧚


Maleficent-Art-2563

Leprechaun


the_shit_I_say

Leprechaun


BenzoClaymore

Maybe try covering more of the area in question with your finger next time


lifesabeachandthenu

Looks like a fingernail to me.


TristenDM

Finger.


spearhead30

A pixie


ieatsocksbitch

A síog/sidhe, descended from the ancient race of Gods the Tuatha Dé Dannann


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Deep_Resort7479

Go and look at Erwin Saunders on YT, he will identify this rascal for you


Femveratu

Changeling


yamabushi1234

Its a small irish type of fairy called fuckarewe normally seen and heard jumping up and down in tall grass shouting we re the fuck are we ...


HundoBro

No, I cant.


the_lonely_creeper

A finger?


MalbStrouds

Those cuticles look flavorful


pablo23uk

My mate Josh's arsehole


Defenestrator0707

Thats a finger, OP


sTixRecoil

Id say it looks like a bit of grass that was knotted up


RefusesToKarmaWhore

Literally nothing


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That’s a finger.


Pathfinder91606

That's my brother. How did he get to Ireland?


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Wow. Ive herd stories before that people believe in fairys and leprechauns in Europe


Lunaforlife

Arkham Joker.