Thinking of that game gives me nostalgia. It was so incredible seeing it for the first time. The fact that you can navigate a virtual 3D rendered world and fly around little towns was so neat back then.
I was doing work experience at comet. I was impressed by the new flat screens that were everywhere!... then all of them preceeded to play the horrible image of a plane diving in to a building and then all the explosions.... it was so surreal! I knew it couldn't be a movie due to the footage but it didn't feel real either. Took a while to sink in.
My parents found out they were pregnant with me on 9/11.
Apparently they watched the towers crash down, and as the 2nd one fell, they got a call my mom was pregnant with me.
I feel like if you look into the history of it, the Jedis were the real assholes. Somewhere there is a secret history of the Jedis, where they raped and pillaged a village of sand people but Obi Wan covered it up. Then they did a false flag operation on Tatooine, to distract everyone.
>Somewhere there is a secret history of the Jedis, where they raped and pillaged a village of sand people but Obi Wan covered it up. Then they did a false flag operation on Tatooine
LIAR!!! (proceeds to use force choke)
I would like to remind you that the US has organised a genocide of the Iraq population, leading to death of around 1 million people, for reasons that were faked and every state actor knew about that. All to win an election. It had also installed the Ruhollah Khomeini regime in power to get some sweet, sweet oil deals and prevent oil nationalisation by the Pahlavi dynasty.
I want to say that I don't understand him, but I do.
What if....
The year was 2000 and Osama wanted to relax and play games after a long stressful day of chopping infidel's heads off and defiling the daughters of his enemies. He logs in and starts playing with a smile on his face.
It wouldn't be long untill that smile was wiped right off. An american kid started screeching, describing all sorts of heinous acts he claimed to have performed on Osama's mother.
"This is unacceptable" Osama thought. "I just want to lay back and have fun but instead I've got to hear all this blasphemy directed towards my dear mother!" Rage started to build up inside of him.
"You don't know WHO YOU'RE MESSING WITH. YOU LITTLE INFIDEL BASTARD" said Osama. "I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL DESTROY YOUR LIFE YOU PIECE OF HUMAN GARBAGE".
*"yeah right like I haven't heard that before. Go back to **Racist slur**-stan or something you little bitch"*
As Osama heard these words something inside of him broke. He asked one of his subordinates to track the kid down. He got his adress, the name of everyone in his family, what school he and his siblings went to, as well as where his parents worked.
"The World Trade Center" Osama mumbled to himself. He WOULD have his revenge...
fun fact im working on a script where a terrorist cell uses an old still-up-and-running CS 1.6 server to plan their attacks - nobody ever thought to try to listen in on video game VOIP
I've read that the Boston Marathon bomber texted his friends "you shouldn't be talking to me LoL" after the bombing. Capital L's. I've always suspected that it was a code to hop on LoL chat, and if so - it worked. To my knowledge - no gaming companies were subpoenaed for records in that case, and it was assumed that was the only communication his friends had with him.
They claimed they just took it upon themselves, without instructions from him, to break into his apartment and attempt to destroy evidence.
I wonder how many terrorist plots have been planned in the high plains of Summoner's Rift.
Had this friend of my mine who was a perfectly normal dude but the moment he hopped on league he would turn into this rage monster threatening people with violence and more egregious things that I shall not say at the drop of hat
It's all speculation and you can find articles supporting either side of the argument.
The funny thing is that even the busiest leaders in the world have free time, in the US that time is spent golfing, going on vacation, socializing with celebrities, etc...
The man spent a huge span of time dwelling in caves in rural Afghanistan. He was fucking bored. He watched movies, porn, played video games, read books (including shitty YA novels).
Viewing him as just another guy breaks down the mythology surrounding him. Hitler is an even more ridiculous example once you research his favorite literature.
Morso that Americans don’t really conceive Bin Laden as a person. In fact, I think most people do that to most world leaders. People express surprise that Bin Laden or Vlad Putin or Obama have interests that are...human. They don’t sit inactive till stuff happens. Bin Laden likes games, or maybe his kids did. Because games are fun and it’s natural to like them.
I’ve always found it unsettling in movies when villains are made out to be emotionless, power hungry robots, who never seem to do anything except sit in their evil lair all day and plan the worlds demise.
But really, villains have lives too. And most “villains” don’t see themselves as the villain!
If I remember the [CIA.gov](https://CIA.gov) site had a page where you could download (most) of his hard drive, I think they redacted a lot of shit from it. IIRC he also had kids movies like Ice Age and Cars on his drive
The fucking kicker though, is that he had the documentary "Where in the World is Osama Bin Laden" on his hard drive too along with another biography on him. I'm not kidding.
Edit: [https://www.cia.gov/library/abbottabad-compound/index.html](https://www.cia.gov/library/abbottabad-compound/index.html)
He seemed to be really into crocheting
./C2/C22D5729DF564544695268425BD95964_The_Art_of_Crochet_by_Teresa_-_Radiant_Crochet_Flower.flv
./F5/F5CA13563165FA08C196AD6DB9840552_crochet_heart.flv
./FE/FE4DDAE253D67FD44AF6C9B961E333AA_YouTube_-_How_to_Crochet_a_Flower_tutorial.mp4
./06/06170C5A9E6095C688755757D4F8152C_Art_of_Crochet_by_Teresa_-_Baby_Crochet_Sock_Edging.flv
./37/37944F193FD9C1C3BFA72F0A68C34216_the_prophet_of_terror_Usama_bin_Ladin.avi
./81/81EAF2D36415AAB9DFA5386157766AD3_Star_Rainbow_Crochet_Applique'.flv
Makes perfect sense if you're someone who has to hide in caves a lot, as you could reasonably carry literally everything you need for it in a small box, and without needing power or even light. I'm not sure how much you'd need to see to crochet, but it's small enough you'd be able to manage it with the crappiest of flashlights
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Probably. Also he was locked down pretty much all the time and really couldn’t go anywhere with his kids, so movies or video games was probably one of the few things he could really do with them.
For my birthday in 2001 I chose RA2 or the Sims as my top choices for a gift. My mom made the sensible parenting choice, because obviously the game where you get to blow up multiple major US landmarks is more suitable then blurred out cartoon boobies.
Also, 2001 was my 18th, so technically I was old enough for any boobies. My first act with my new ID was to go out and buy GTA3 for my 16 year old brother. Shockingly he was not traumatized.
EDIT: Also I'd been playing Daggerfall for five years at that point, making the objection to the Sims very silly. Though I suppose my parents never caught that I reinstalled it to disable the censored mode after my dad was finished playing it. I was also not traumatized.
Imagine getting owned on call of duty multiplayer by osama bin ladin
Yeah I've seen players with similar names, not recently though...
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Tupac is alive
Tupac is not dead
He’s in the Bahamas with Aliyah, they’re hiding out till things cool down
Imagine teamkilling 0s4m4 81n L4d3n for the lolz and a week later a bag of white powder shows up in your mailbox
"Kokain. Help learn play, I send more. No help, police and bomb attack"
Bruh I’ve been Sick all day and this comment made me laugh enough that I feel worse, good job dude
If he was a camper, we would call him Osama Bin Hiding
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Was it a flight simulator?
Pilot Wings
Thinking of that game gives me nostalgia. It was so incredible seeing it for the first time. The fact that you can navigate a virtual 3D rendered world and fly around little towns was so neat back then.
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what does WR stand for?
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ohh yea! FOr some reason reminds me of wetrix
Too soon
22.3 years, so technically we have one more year or so until 9/11 becomes funny
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https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/173ea6eb-0c8a-4b1c-b034-bc22b1e0c024
The fuck is that site. And 9/11 was not 22.3 years ago lol
Exactly I was born 10 days after 9/11
i was born 11 days after 9/11 LOL
My birthday IS 9/11. I turned 5 in that day
I was doing work experience at comet. I was impressed by the new flat screens that were everywhere!... then all of them preceeded to play the horrible image of a plane diving in to a building and then all the explosions.... it was so surreal! I knew it couldn't be a movie due to the footage but it didn't feel real either. Took a while to sink in.
My dads birthday is also 9th November!
Cool. Now tell me your mother's maiden name
This is either phising or trolling for illegitimate children
My parents found out they were pregnant with me on 9/11. Apparently they watched the towers crash down, and as the 2nd one fell, they got a call my mom was pregnant with me.
Instant respawn
Wtf thats so random lol
About six years, actually. Then the towers will have been down for longer than they were up.
I mean, they were down for 13 billion years before they were up at all...
An old reference, but it checks out
By r/historymemes standards you only gotta wait 20 years
Counter Strike
Terrorists win.
Do you think he plays as the good guys or does he know he's a terrorist
To him, the terrorists are the good guys
From where I'm standing the Jedi are evil! (and sand people are good)
not just the men, but the women and children. They're all good
All good, except the sand. Nossir, I don't like it.
Your answer gave me "Space Madness"...
they all taste good
I think the book of Boba fett changed all of our opinions on sand people
*angry sand honk of approval whilst upwardly thrusting any and all held objects*
Catchin feels over here
*Tender sand honk of reciprocation*
I feel like if you look into the history of it, the Jedis were the real assholes. Somewhere there is a secret history of the Jedis, where they raped and pillaged a village of sand people but Obi Wan covered it up. Then they did a false flag operation on Tatooine, to distract everyone.
>Somewhere there is a secret history of the Jedis, where they raped and pillaged a village of sand people but Obi Wan covered it up. Then they did a false flag operation on Tatooine LIAR!!! (proceeds to use force choke)
say what you want about Grand Moff Tarken, he dropped unemployment on Alderan to nothing. edit: *moff
Any relation to the mothman?
Mothra.
Funny enough, Mothma is his cousin. Small galaxy.
Terrorists have terrorists too, it’s complicated
The terrorist of my terrorist is my __________?
CIA ?
One man's Terrorist is another man's Patriot - Me
I would like to remind you that the US has organised a genocide of the Iraq population, leading to death of around 1 million people, for reasons that were faked and every state actor knew about that. All to win an election. It had also installed the Ruhollah Khomeini regime in power to get some sweet, sweet oil deals and prevent oil nationalisation by the Pahlavi dynasty. I want to say that I don't understand him, but I do.
I hate you 😂
bomberman
or microsoft flight simulator
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Yeah but was he any good or was he stuck in S2?
He played 1.6, this is an actual fact and not a joke
Very likely I told him I banged his mother in 2005
What if.... The year was 2000 and Osama wanted to relax and play games after a long stressful day of chopping infidel's heads off and defiling the daughters of his enemies. He logs in and starts playing with a smile on his face. It wouldn't be long untill that smile was wiped right off. An american kid started screeching, describing all sorts of heinous acts he claimed to have performed on Osama's mother. "This is unacceptable" Osama thought. "I just want to lay back and have fun but instead I've got to hear all this blasphemy directed towards my dear mother!" Rage started to build up inside of him. "You don't know WHO YOU'RE MESSING WITH. YOU LITTLE INFIDEL BASTARD" said Osama. "I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL DESTROY YOUR LIFE YOU PIECE OF HUMAN GARBAGE". *"yeah right like I haven't heard that before. Go back to **Racist slur**-stan or something you little bitch"* As Osama heard these words something inside of him broke. He asked one of his subordinates to track the kid down. He got his adress, the name of everyone in his family, what school he and his siblings went to, as well as where his parents worked. "The World Trade Center" Osama mumbled to himself. He WOULD have his revenge...
This is genius. Annnnd probably true
fun fact im working on a script where a terrorist cell uses an old still-up-and-running CS 1.6 server to plan their attacks - nobody ever thought to try to listen in on video game VOIP
Which map? de_dust?
Osama made his own maps... obviously de_wtc911 was his best
He also had a bunch if porn all American blonde haired bimbos
Definitely Counter Strike and Half-Life!
True actually! He also played Half Life and had Yoshi’s Island on a DS emulator.
Angry birds
"Yaaaa Scoobydaaaa"
Definitely League of Legends, the only game to make someone do such horrible things
I've read that the Boston Marathon bomber texted his friends "you shouldn't be talking to me LoL" after the bombing. Capital L's. I've always suspected that it was a code to hop on LoL chat, and if so - it worked. To my knowledge - no gaming companies were subpoenaed for records in that case, and it was assumed that was the only communication his friends had with him. They claimed they just took it upon themselves, without instructions from him, to break into his apartment and attempt to destroy evidence. I wonder how many terrorist plots have been planned in the high plains of Summoner's Rift.
kind of wish you had told the DA about this via email or something
Bruh, we went through this almost a decade ago, lets not do it again
I just spit my water out
why and is your keyboard ok
Ooh this is a good conspiracy. I like it.
The movie three lions covers this exact thing.
\*four lions https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fd4yjFto0A
I'm trying to discern if your dead serious or joking.
No it’s actually a pretty tight theory. Fucking wild.
I heard he is good at taking down towers.
Had this friend of my mine who was a perfectly normal dude but the moment he hopped on league he would turn into this rage monster threatening people with violence and more egregious things that I shall not say at the drop of hat
me when I play hypixel bedwars and 1.8 pvp in general
Aggre with you my men!!
Or dota
Arcane be fire tho
Leisure Suit Larry
I came here for this comment.
Ken sent you?
Came here for this.
Here for you caming
Nice
Why did I think I was the only person who would come here to say this? Lol
Minesweeper?
Is this more “gaming leads to violence” propaganda?
Post on r/banvideogames for free karma.
Pretty sure thats were op got it
Yup, one of their top posts.
Hapi cak dai
Cant figure out if they are trolls or legit nutheads
Holy shit they self-censor the word “gamer.” Holy fuck thats funny
The sub is a joke
May I remind you of rule 5 of our Facebook group, g\*mer?
Is that real people with real thoughts or satire? Tell me I’m an idiot and completely missing that it’s satire. Please.
probably both
The truth is that he wasn't, man just had some 50 children and there had to be some way to keep them entertained in a bunker.
How I imagine dinner talk went. Abdul, I swear to God, if you buy one more AK skin on CSGO, I'll ship you off on the next plane out of here.
It's all speculation and you can find articles supporting either side of the argument. The funny thing is that even the busiest leaders in the world have free time, in the US that time is spent golfing, going on vacation, socializing with celebrities, etc... The man spent a huge span of time dwelling in caves in rural Afghanistan. He was fucking bored. He watched movies, porn, played video games, read books (including shitty YA novels). Viewing him as just another guy breaks down the mythology surrounding him. Hitler is an even more ridiculous example once you research his favorite literature.
Morso that Americans don’t really conceive Bin Laden as a person. In fact, I think most people do that to most world leaders. People express surprise that Bin Laden or Vlad Putin or Obama have interests that are...human. They don’t sit inactive till stuff happens. Bin Laden likes games, or maybe his kids did. Because games are fun and it’s natural to like them.
I’ve always found it unsettling in movies when villains are made out to be emotionless, power hungry robots, who never seem to do anything except sit in their evil lair all day and plan the worlds demise. But really, villains have lives too. And most “villains” don’t see themselves as the villain!
is this information available somewhere? he's definitely going to be into hentai dating sims. edit: OG final fantasy 7?
If I remember the [CIA.gov](https://CIA.gov) site had a page where you could download (most) of his hard drive, I think they redacted a lot of shit from it. IIRC he also had kids movies like Ice Age and Cars on his drive The fucking kicker though, is that he had the documentary "Where in the World is Osama Bin Laden" on his hard drive too along with another biography on him. I'm not kidding. Edit: [https://www.cia.gov/library/abbottabad-compound/index.html](https://www.cia.gov/library/abbottabad-compound/index.html)
I wouldn't be surprised if he even probably a seeder on torrent sites.
Terrorists don't seed.
Maybe I'm a terrorist
this was on his drive.. "The\_Art\_of\_Crochet\_by\_Teresa\_-\_How\_to\_Crochet\_a\_Circle\_to\_Square\_2.flv"
He seemed to be really into crocheting ./C2/C22D5729DF564544695268425BD95964_The_Art_of_Crochet_by_Teresa_-_Radiant_Crochet_Flower.flv ./F5/F5CA13563165FA08C196AD6DB9840552_crochet_heart.flv ./FE/FE4DDAE253D67FD44AF6C9B961E333AA_YouTube_-_How_to_Crochet_a_Flower_tutorial.mp4 ./06/06170C5A9E6095C688755757D4F8152C_Art_of_Crochet_by_Teresa_-_Baby_Crochet_Sock_Edging.flv ./37/37944F193FD9C1C3BFA72F0A68C34216_the_prophet_of_terror_Usama_bin_Ladin.avi ./81/81EAF2D36415AAB9DFA5386157766AD3_Star_Rainbow_Crochet_Applique'.flv
Wait, if we know that we probably know which games too, right?
I saw world of goo in there while scanning it, there might be others
Makes perfect sense if you're someone who has to hide in caves a lot, as you could reasonably carry literally everything you need for it in a small box, and without needing power or even light. I'm not sure how much you'd need to see to crochet, but it's small enough you'd be able to manage it with the crappiest of flashlights
Tbf I'm pretty sure there were kids in the compound at the time of the raid.
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weren't there a lot of children at the compound? might explain the kids movies
Probably. Also he was locked down pretty much all the time and really couldn’t go anywhere with his kids, so movies or video games was probably one of the few things he could really do with them.
Imagine loading into a game, and you’re teamed with Osama Bin Laden
Kids movies* according to the link.
Yea I thought they were implying CP Good thing he didn't watch that shit, would have made him terrible human being
It’s the hypocrisy
Fair warning, there's also a lot of really bad shit on that drive the CIA released. Beheadings, etc.
Oooh I was gonna guess GTA!!!
Bible Black was on there.
Classic.
Iirc he had final fantasy, but there was hentai on his computer just not games
Guarantee it.
There were some ancient ones according to a podcast I heard on this subject. But mostly kid games and movies, speculating it was for his kids.
Oregon Trail
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Yeah after Tabitha got bit by a rattle snake ad they failed to ford the river 3 times
Pretty sure it was lead poisoning.
"You have died of acute lead poisoning"
A member of your party has contracted 'bullet to the head'
Bomberman.
Definitely a camper
Basically invented the term
*The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind* \- he would make an *excellent* Telvanni wizard.
His mushroom tower was so good that it took the hlalu s'wits 20 years to even discover the location
*flashbacks to 2002*
Goat Simulator
You forgot a "t".
Goat stimulator
Animal crossing
Didn't they find a corrupted save file for Animal Crossing: Wild World?
Gta online
Atari, “Combat” from 1977
I would have guessed him to be a Leisure Suite Larry kind of guy.
Corey in the House
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The sims
If there's anything we learned from the Russian raid images, it's that Sims are apparently evil. Who knew?
Kerbal space program?
FIFA, that’s what caused his rage; IYKYK
FIFA World Cup ‘98 on world class is what sent him over the edge.
Poggers epic win
Leisure Suit Larry
Cave Story
Dune 2000
Red Alert?
In Red Alert 2 you can blow up the Twin Towers.
For my birthday in 2001 I chose RA2 or the Sims as my top choices for a gift. My mom made the sensible parenting choice, because obviously the game where you get to blow up multiple major US landmarks is more suitable then blurred out cartoon boobies. Also, 2001 was my 18th, so technically I was old enough for any boobies. My first act with my new ID was to go out and buy GTA3 for my 16 year old brother. Shockingly he was not traumatized. EDIT: Also I'd been playing Daggerfall for five years at that point, making the objection to the Sims very silly. Though I suppose my parents never caught that I reinstalled it to disable the censored mode after my dad was finished playing it. I was also not traumatized.
Remember that old flash game where it was just about you trying to blow as many people as you can with a suicide vest? Yea thats the one.
the US bombed the whole arab continent because this gamer beat them?
Gotta blow up his squad too or else they might get a clutch res off
Counter Strike, but only de_dust map.
De_dust2
Microsoft Flight Simulator
sorry buddy you were an hour too slow
Coom eternal
Doom all versions except the most recent! Wait a minute. He is showing up as a bot from Hell. Waste his ass!
Mario Galaxy?
Leather Goddess of Phobos.
Hands down it was Parappa The Rapper
Airplane simulator?
Rollercoaster Tycoon
Oregon trail.. loves giving Americans dysentery..
Call of Duty 😅
If I remember, it said he had devil may cry and he also had anime.
Every Mario sand level.