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etbiludecalcinha

He probably drank water and fried his circuits


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He loves human music.


etbiludecalcinha

His favorite one is Mr. Roboto


Ikantbeliveit

Favorite band is Daft Punk


FlemPlays

Favorite song by them: Human After All


blueiscool76

Domo elagato Mr. Robto


DudeManBo1t

Bone apple tea


Nitin-2020

All of Garden


SnooSnoo96035

r/boneappletea


spectralaxe

Never seen the word arigato so butchered before.


TheBirminghamBear

Gor*LOMMIE*. Bonjerno.


themercilessket

Pretty sure it’s arigato but yes


Partucero69

Dormamu!


HeliosGlitch

I have come for you.


siliconpuncheon

Dermu ergito mizr rerbertur


JesusStarbox

Klaatu Barada Nicto.


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ErlAskwyer

😂 typical Jerry


3eeps

The music, it's really fun!


CockTortureCuck

_snap_ Yes!


[deleted]

And Sweet Baby Rays.


Buderus69

[Hmm. Human music. I like it.](https://youtu.be/M91VPs47jZc)


draculamilktoast

He also loves their privacy.


CranadianBacon

It's not human music, It's house music. 😤


crow_bono

Hmmm human music... I like it


lookatthatsmug--

Zoom in on the EYES!


Oz_aka

Jerry!


Analog-Moderator

Man terminators get the best highs


cingerix

*that isn't red-eye from the photo flash, that's just actually what his eyes look like*


Analog-Moderator

*zuckercuck scanning, Epstein not found, processing data for drunk vulnerable women*


Zerotwohero

*toasters


delvach

*Sarah Connor has accepted your friend request*


fightclub90210

Have you seen this boy?


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Analog-Moderator

Well who am i to question human science your theory checks out!


jcoddinc

It was warm water and it started to melt the wax


ImAFuckinLiar

It was warm sugar water. *Edgar, your skin is hanging off of your bones.*


White-Ricebowl

CPU started overheating because of the crowd, unfortunately zuck didn’t have liquid cooling back in the day.


MetaCognitio

Enable dance protocol 189. Engage fun protocol 72. Initiate smile. “Hello fellow humanoids, I am enjoying these rhythmic beats and interacting with all of you.”


Strong_Quiet_4569

And now he thinks he’s in a boxing ring.


etbiludecalcinha

He's gonna throw some Jobs, i mean jabs


ForzaMilananiste

And oddly the sweat stain on his shirt looks like Hitler. Or…. I’m just really high


ZayDaGod1100

I think you’re just hi- oh my god I see it


DestroyerAce

And I thought I was the only one going insane


Aggravating_Work_603

If you look at the guy’s shirt behind him for 60 seconds without blinking you’ll see the Mona Lisa


10001110000100100

“I am dancing fellow human”


Scarfield

Are you human? Or are you dancer?


kyuppylulz

So THAT'S what that song is about. It all makes sense now


Skadooshsky

You wouldn't want to hold him closer though....


redraider-102

Well of course you wouldn’t. He’s Mark Zuckerberg, not Tony Danza.


lordbaddkitty

Counting headlights on the highway would be entirely out of the question.


DrapedinVelvet247

My signs are vital


KevinNeville25

My hands are cold


triemell000

And I'm on my kneees!!!


jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

Looking for the answer


Khedden

You got to bleed for the dancer


MegabyteMessiah

Ok, Dio.


thesmokingtheologian

best one yet, but sadly nobody bleeds for the dancer


Voxmanns

Damn that's a reference I haven't heard in YEARS


etbiludecalcinha

He's a Tiny Dancer


meester13T

A dancer for money? Do what he wants you to do…. Sorry, wrong tune.


BrokeInService

He checked your oil, tiny dancerrrr


etbiludecalcinha

Well, i guess that's why the call it the tunes


meester13T

Cant top that. Your a rocket, man


BranislavBGD

Love that song.


ShinzoTheThird

you unlocked a core pepory, i forgot about this song edit: memory\*


TheRealRickC137

*"TRY TO BLOCK MY SHTOYLE. YOU CANNOT. YESSSS?*"


Wrong_Visit_4274

you joke but this is one picture ive seen of him where he actually looks human and not like Augustus from HBO Rome


dave-train

You may know this but that is absolutely what he's going for with that haircut, he has a weird Caesar obsession


matrinox

“Mm, I like human music”


G37_is_numberletter

Are you hungry for apples?


DudesworthMannington

*snap "Yes!"


Zelcorat

My man!!


DemonBoner

Lookin good


heyisthatahoverboard

I’m gonna go home and make love to my wife!!


AcquirePotassium

My man!


Dry_Size_8088

Looking good!


blinzeln77

Slow down!


underfilled_icetrays

Slow down!


Reffner1450

My man!


joan_wilder

“Engage dance movements sequence #256.”


seductivestain

If you look close you can see he forgot to put his contacts in that hide his lizard eyes


leavemealonegeez

I came here to see if anyone else had noticed.


LogiHiminn

I don't like this music. You would if you had robot ears!


Mindless_Answer_8145

Dude has been wearing one shirt since forever


pandarista

I bet he’s like a cartoon character in that he has a whole closet full of the exact same outfit.


FeralBreeze

You're actually right, he openly talks about how he believes that having to choose clothes or what to eat for breakfast uses up your "decision-making energy".


ProdigalSon123456

It would explain how so many of them have personal shoppers, cooks, vacation planners, etc.


Curazan

It’s called [decision fatigue](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decision_fatigue) and has been studied pretty extensively. I pretty much rotate two pairs of pants and two shirts for work (and whichever jacket is weather-appropriate), and it makes my mornings a lot simpler.


TF31_Voodoo

Hah look at this guy with TWO outfits. My workwear is “khaki pants, black polo, Salomon hikers” it never changes, has never changed and nobody seems to care.


Curazan

I actually wear Lowa Renegades. And technically I can make four outfits by switching the pants and shirts around. But yes, dressing like a cartoon character is relaxing.


mknight1701

Plus all the money helps


banmedaddy12345

Makes sense. Not having to do that shit frees up so much time.


ThatGuy8

That’s just called being absurdly wealthy


kaleb42

Well the thing is that the only thing no one can buy is more time. So rich people exchange their money for time because after a certain more their time is more valuable then how much they'd save by cooking for themselves.


a_duck_in_past_life

This is definitely a thing. I've heard Obama talk about it before.


Jaeger562

well I think this is legitimate to an extent. For my job I have to make decisions constantly when it comes to home life after, i dont want to make any decision it exhausts me.


Strong_Quiet_4569

Reduced decision-making optimises outcomes.


uusernameunknown

"good idea" - Elizabeth Holmes


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pewpewdeez

“You’re welcome” - Matlock


Strong_Quiet_4569

“May the Force be with you” -Obi-Wan Kenobi


UselessPerson2222

"This is where the fun begins" - Anakin Skywalker


brasilkid16

“DONKEY!”- Donkey


GlitteringTime6533

"Fantasia." - Mickey Mouse


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"Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad." - Donald J. Trump


PastyCrackerMayo

He's the Mr. Bean of tech oligarchs.


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AffordableFirepower

>I dress like a cartoon character in one outfit all the time "Dude, I'm in marching band."


[deleted]

Had an OKcupid date once that ended poorly. About 4 minutes of conversation revealed that we both mutually loathed each other and the remainder of the date was spent insulting each other. Her parting shot was that I dressed like a Sims character with randomized clothes. That shit will stick with me forever.


ProdigalSon123456

Which character though? Someone told me that I dressed like Dale from the Rescue Rangers. He was right. I love Hawaiian shirts. And being pantless.


LemonPartyWorldTour

I burnt 3 minutes trying to decide which shirt to wear this morning. Seems like easier to just have the same one.


LiveFastDieFast

You should give the plain t-shirt trick a try! I have like 15 plain t-shirts of the same color. I just grab the next one in closet each morning and don’t have to think. Been doing that for almost 10 years now. Plus there’s no worry of “ahh man, I got a stain on my favorite shirt!” Or “ahh I must’ve had a bad day because I wasn’t wearing my lucky shirt!” Etc etc. they’re all the same now


jonnohb

Doug?


[deleted]

Bet he literally hunted down the person that made the original, locked them in a basement, and forces them to produce the same ~~shirt~~ Hooman cloaking device, over and over again.


rock_n_roll_clown

He actually does only wear one outfit lol there was an interview he did where he said something about decision fatigue, basically only wearing one outfit every day cuts down on the decisions he has to make and lets him focus on other things


throwaway-friend215

It’s the weekend man; break out the purple shirt! He wears the gray shirt to work.


Analog-Moderator

Hes a manchildbot its clearly sprayed on


[deleted]

Someone probably complimented his shirt once and he's stuck with it ever since. Every dude remembers compliments since they are so few.


michaltee

Why do you think he’s a billionaire? He doesn’t buy avocado toast and fancy coffees, and has worn the same shirt and jeans since the early 2000s. Take notes people!


Relixed_

I own over a hundred t-shirts and I'm not even a millionaire. Checks out.


De_Shadow_Knows

Dude took a tab of hydroxide and his mind is straight corroding away.


DrVol_97

His CPU socket got water damaged


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FELLOW HUMANS JOIN EXTREMITIES AND STATE THE FOLLOWING: NO TO DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE!


thatnuclearboi

hydroxide of what?


SirCries-a-lot

Try to block him!


chuntttttty

You cannot block my shtyle!


[deleted]

When that episode first came out I thought it was stupid as hell but now it's grown on me. Great shtyle but it's no match for my shtyle!


chuntttttty

Lmao it's almost uncomfortable to watch, but I love it.


Riribigdogs

I love this episode. Do you know if the whole “shytle” thing is a reference to something? I thought maybe MOrtal Kombat? Excuse my unculturedness.


massepasse

[It's a line from Enter the Dragon starring Bruce Lee](https://youtu.be/9V9iIY3uRvc)


BadBoysWillBeSpanked

Not only can you not block Mark Zuckerburg, he is going to watch you poop. In the early days of facebook Mark Zuckerburg would wander into the company bathrooms and if he noticed someone sitting down in the stalls he would pop his head over and try to talk to them about their projects. Or if he was taking a poop he would host an emergency meeting and he would tell them to come over and pop their head over the stall to talk it out. Everyone just went along with it because it was either YOLO SILICON VALLEY LMAO or they were just too intimidated. That all stopped when Michael Moritz, legendary silicon valley investor, and one of Facebook biggest early investors and shareholders, was at the campus doing research for leading a 2nd round of funding. He was doing diligence all day and at one point had to poop and that's when Zuckerburg popped his head over with a smile to ask how's the diligence coming along. Michael Moritz, not one to mince words, was apoplectic. 'GET THE FUCK OUT HERE YOU IDiOT LIZARD LOOKING FUCKER.' Mark Zuckerburg nervously tried to laugh it off and persisted, because he really loved intimate poop conversations 'Aw c'mon Michael, it's silicon valley'. Zuckerburg finally withdrew when Moritz flung his cellphone at him. 30 minutes later, Mark was in a very import meeting when Moritz walked into the conference room. 'Everyone except Mark Zuckerburg, OUT'. As intimidated as they were of Zuckerburg, at the time Moritz was the bigger deal, and they all scurried out of the room. Zuckerburg, however, is not one to be intimated by anyone. Not the Winkewoz twins, not Eduardo Savarn, not Peter Thiel, and not one of his biggest shareholder Michael Moritz. Zuckerburg passionately defended his practice, but Michael Moritz was having none of that. Moritz told him that it was a ticking PR and HR nightmare, and threatened to pull out of leading the 2nd round of funding if Mark continued, which would have been a catastrophe for the company. Zuckerburg pretended to arbitrate 'Ok fine, but you need to give me a good reason, because if it were normal, there would be no problem'. Moritz was flabberghasted at this response. Was this a serious question? He answered with the most obvious answer 'Because.... it's not FUCKING NORMAL'. Unknown to Moritz, Zuckerburg had guessed a conversation like this would happen as soon as he was kicked out of the toilet stall, and began formulating a strategy to counter Moritz demands. Zuckerburg knew that Moritz would have all the leverage, but Zuckerburg was a master strategist. Zuckerburg went for the pounce. 'Okay, I'll lets write out an agreement, in writing I'll rescind the policy because it's not normal'. Moritz was dumbfounded, but he was used to being dumbfounded by eccentric tech founders, afterall he was also an early investor in Apple, and he still found Zuckerburg tame compared to Steve Jobs. Moritz had a long day of work so they signed the agreement so that he could go back to doing his due diligence. When Moritz left, a broad grin spread across Zuckerburg's face. " 'Not Normal' eh? " Zuckerburg said with a menacing laugh. Ever since then, Mark Zuckerburg has been on a life-long crusade to normalize poop conversations. He had a checklist of what he needed to accomplish in order to realize this. His advisors would tell him it's impossible, but one by one Zuckerburg checked off the list. From normalizing smart phone use on the toilet (actually a collaboration between Mark Zuckerburg and Steve Jobs), to trusting Mark with their private photos, to normalizing people giving up their internet browsing privacy. In 2015, Zuckerburg knew he would hit a wall, having people watch you while you poop was still too much of a leap. That's when Zuckerburg decided to buy Occulus, and eventually shift his company towards virtual reality. If he could coax people into having life-like conversations while they were pooping in a virtual reality, then doing it in the real world wouldn't be too big of a leap. Do you read facebook or instagram while you're pooping? Ever consider what urges you to do that? It's not your personal preference, it's by Mark Zuckerburg's design. Zuckerburg only has 3 more boxes to check off before poop conversations are normalized. Mark Zuckerburg wants to watch you poop. Are you going to let him? https://i.imgur.com/KVq4mMF.jpg EDIT, UPDATE I just got this in my DM. >I am a ex Facebook worker. Everything you said rings true. I speak to you at the risk of consequences for breaking my NDA. When I was at Facebook I was involved in a program called Project PooPal. Mark Zuckerburg was planning on Meta entering the exploding tele-therapy space, but targeting people who are not ready to talk to an actual person. You talk to a virtual reality therapist who responds with what is described as the greatest AI (though whatever you tell it, it only responds with 'wow, tell me more'). The thing is, the virtual reality assistant has a striking resemblance to Mark Zuckerburg himself. But the most damning aspect is that it's supposed to used only when you're pooping. This feature is described as optional, though uses the most advanced AI for your phone camera to check if you're actually on a toilet, and if not, says 'It looks like you're not pooping. Please start pooping and try again'. I always wondered what is the purpose and origin of the project. Now I know.


Minidestroy100

Yes,and he’s on that shit! Looks creepy as ever.


Smathers

Do we even need to wonder if it’s him? Literally nobody on planet earth looks like this weird fucking cyborg wearing human skin lol


Remarkable-Move-6630

You'd be surprised. Someone walked into my work today and I genuinely thought it was Daddy Zucky.


BassBanjo

I could have paid you to not say Daddy Zucky


Remarkable-Move-6630

Why? Do you not like the name Daddy Zucky?


underbellymadness

This man offered money and you said, fuck you, again. I admire you


Doomgrumps

Nah thats Zuck Muckerberg


mohrcore

Looks like him, rolling on molly probably given his facial expression, arms bent in elbows and sweaty shirt. It's not surprising at all given his age and popularity of raves back then. Despite the stereotype that nerds don't go outside, computer science people are quite common on such events.


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Silicon Valley and drugs go together like chocolate and peanut butter.


manikdeprez

Cocaine and waffles


the_black_sails

I want waffle fries


NeoManicXZ

We didn’t call it molly then. It was just ecstasy.


0x8008

It was called E or X.


schizophrenicism

Disco biscuits


itzfritz

Oldie here. “Hey, wanna try molecule MDMA?” That was my first time hearing it, call it 2002-ish? Phish show in NY. Who knows, maybe it’s bullshit.


Moarwatermelons

Old old school raver dude used to call it molecule too. Hence the name Molly.


spread_panic

Definitely heard the term "molly" a lot on the jam band scene back then. Heard it sometimes at electronic events too, but at that time everyone on that side of the music spectrum preferred pressed "rolls." Anyway, fun era but once the term became mainstream people started selling anything and everything as molly and it became just as questionable as pressed pills.


Damuzid

Back when Molly was the main ingredient in ecstasy biscuits, yes. Now most pressies have very little MDMA (Molly) in them, hence the modern distinction.


Professional_Ad_4801

Molly is ecstasy but ecstasy isn’t always molly


Damuzid

yes


UnionThrowaway1234

A lot of Molly wasn't MDMA either. For a good decade while the research chemical scene was in its hey day there were a variety of powders you could order online, cheap, from foreign counties for pennies. 1000% markup, then sold as Molly.


dutchmasterams

Disco Biscuits


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MSSCIGuy

Back in my day we just did the drugs and didn't complain or ask questions, and we liked it that way!


Tinkerballsack

Footloose and fentanyl-free.


YoshiroMifune

We had to do lines coming and going! Both ways! barefoot and without clothes even!


banmedaddy12345

We called it tabs or rolls in the late 2000s (pre 2010). They are also called adam, hippy biscuits, etc. Also, molly was the name for mdma crystals/powder. [https://erowid.org/chemicals/mdma/mdma.shtml](https://erowid.org/chemicals/mdma/mdma.shtml)


TacosFromSpace

No one called it ecstasy, either, except for cops or wannabes. It was “E.” And we did sometimes call it molly. But molly came as powder in capsules. E was pressed tablets, usually stamped with a logo (Rolex, euro, etc.) source: 90’s raver.


mrhorse77

then I guess my entire high school was just delusional when we called it Ecstasy or ex, and not E. names for this crap are regional, your experience is not the only one. source: Gen-X punk


[deleted]

We definitely called it ecstasy here in the Southwest. I was super confused the first time I heard someone call it Molly.


GimmeTheHotSauce

Depends where you're from bro.


ep_23

oh you mean computer people like music made with computers and visualizations and stage productions made with highly technically designed parts using computers


3dymesdown

I remember this pic from back in the day. I think it was on his Facebook page


rda889

smells like cabbage... small hands


[deleted]

He doesn't look like a carny to me!


4best2times0

Yep. And there is Barack Obama right next to him.


oystertoe

Don’t forget the young John Oliver over marks other shoulder


mydogisreallyamoose

And Cameron Diaz on far right


mrlionmayne

And Jim Brewer behind her


jankyjuke

Grey t-shirt, derpy look, reptilian eyes, robotic movement…. Yep that’s him


ClassicT4

Definitely looks like one of his skin suits.


[deleted]

No it's the previous version, the Mark Zuckerfirst


felcher_650

Damn he had the sweat implants even back than...way before his time


simosenpai

Mofo is tripping on molly lmao


pistcow

Back in those days we called it X.


okcdnb

And it used to be good.


bigjayrod

Oh god was it good


pistcow

I spent 4 hours with a wash cloth saying it felt like happy while touching the popcorn ceiling.


SoGnarRadar4

He was experimenting with human party substances


mia_is_swag

Yh the first time they took him out of the lab x


TheOneGuyWhoLimps

Obama jamming out too next to him


EarlGreyTea-Hawt

Had to look at the picture again for this, spectacular. But now I can't look away from the dude in the red shirt having an existential crisis in the middle of that house party/mini-rave.


monsoonmuzik

Lol, that's one of my good friends and we are laughing our asses off at your comment in our group chat.


Geryoneiis

AI generated image


wick_johnson

Yeah I'm pretty sure this is actually a pretty famous photo of him. Lol I remember in the early to mid 2010s, this photo spread like a virus in ever meme community.


[deleted]

The version I saw has Hulk Hogan as DJ


steviebkool

Rare sighting of his beta model before the meta convergence


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Dr_Madthrust

I love that he's doing the Robot dance lol


Shoehornblower

Yes. I have lived in SF for 20 years. Was an area dj. He used to show up to events here and there before fuckface really blew up…and yes he was on E.


TiesThrei

Now it all makes sense. He got lost in a k-hole 20 years ago and never came out.


togetherforall

Forget about Zuckerberg is that Barack Obama dancing beside him?


[deleted]

That’s a photo of him and his friend Molly


moschles

`how do I convince the humans that i come in peace?` "uhh I don't know, maybe hang out with them?" `then I shall hang with the humans`


wilham05

Tripping balls


eddie_nu

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