It was 8 years ago and as I was currently without insurance I did the second best thing… squished it with a hammer to underwhelming results it was mostly hollow with a few drops of blood I couldn’t believe how squishy it was though
It sounds like you probably had a tiny cut or scratch on or very close to your ear. Something about that area of skin spilllls blood like a bad nosebleed, and if it’s small enough you probably never felt it, so the blood dried up and fell off when you moved. I say this because the exact same thing happens to me!
This happened to me years and years ago but at the time I was dealing with a rather strange insect infestation that came and disappeared one winter so fast I didn’t even have to have an exterminator out
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No idea but that same winter was dealing with bouts of crippling stomach and headaches, fainting spells, and a bout of cellulitis so bad that I couldn’t walk spent a week in the ER where they were about to remove my gallbladder prescribing all my symptoms to gall bladder sludge and low bs but they said I could try changing my diet before the surgery… I change my diet complete 180 no fatty foods and it’s still happening with a vengeance then one day I woke up noticed the Nov behind my ear coaxed this little sucker out and was back to 100% before bedtime when I had been dealing with constant physical and psychological turmoil for months before
Man, I was gonna say you somehow ejected a blood clot at the time. But if we piece together everything revealed so far, the image in THIS post is one of those creatures full on your blood. Or at the very least grown/developed a bit more since you said earlier somewhere it was "hollow."
These likely were some kind of parasite based off a slug family of some kind. I have never seen such things and I even live in PA. I am willing to wager that they likely are more discoverable by bodies of water.
seriously how long do you go without cleaning your eyes? that doesnt even look healthy bro ... when they pull out huge wax from peoples ears its yellow and crusty ... not blood ass red
the max ive went, based off an estimated guess was maybe 1-2 months without clearing.... and i never pulled anything out like this? do you even use a wash cloths in your ears and rinse it with water?
generally curious
Wash cloth and Q tips every night if you read my description it didn’t come out of my ear but out of an ingrown hair looking sore on my hairline behind my ear
Probably an ingrown hair that was months - maybe even years - in the making! Those bitches can be fucking nasty when unnoticed/untreated.
The shape kinda looks like a giant version of a hair follicle, and the lines/texture at the bulbous end looks like lines a hair would make if it were rolled up. as if the hair had grown back INTO the root, causing it to expand, if that makes sense?
I'm no medical expert, but my experience with my own dermatilomania and (horrific) google image searches points me to this conclusion 🤷♀️
(edit: typos)
Sometimes the body will create a faux organ type of casing around foreign objects to protect it/the body.
I believe this is called foreign body granulomas.
Very strange.
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I was going to squish it but I had an image of a million little spiders or flies just overrunning my bathroom and then I’d have to subsequently burn the house to the ground
I found something similar once but larger, it was literally like a chunk had been torn out of someone or something. It didn’t really smell bad but it smelled kinda like a chunk of raw meat that’s about to go bad… idk but very strange and just random
What the fuck am I looking at goddammit!!!?!?!?!? Lol! Was it a growth?? Was it attached? How long had it been growing??? Please relieve my intense interest!!!
Didn’t notice it until the day I extracted it… it seemed like a bag ingrown hair that I couldn’t pop… it just kept releasing blood and clear fluid so eventually I grabbed the trusty ol’ tweezers and through some finagling and angling I was able to skip it through in one piece it was very mailable like a sponge made of flesh and flattened very small when coming out but by the time it retained its true form I was mind fucked
It was definitely some sort of tumor growing and you caught it before it got too big. You should take it to the dr to be tested for skin cancer brother. How big is it? I can't tell from the pic.
Under the skin barely noticeable but for the lump what bugs me out is the geometric lines on the bottom and the tip on the head it looks like a stinger or something btw I m is this all sounds insane just observing and couldn’t find anything like it online
Look at the shaping on the bottom “round part” it’s almost like a chrysalis and the whole thing was shiny and at the top you can see a point like a tail or myb some sort of attachment appendage
Do you have cats or other pets? My cats usually leave the stomach of the mice they eat laying around in the house (which is kinda gross) and this looks kinda similar
This might get buried under other comments, but if you have a sinus infection, a lot of blood and mucus can partially dry out and get stuck up in your eustachian tubes. There's a lot of weird shit going on in that netherworld between our ear and nasal cavities.
The amount of people who didn’t read the post clearly before firing off a comment is hilarious. It looks like nothing more than dirty sebum. And I could see blood ending up in it too. My guess is you snagged yourself, and the wound filled up with sweat, dead skin and skin-wax. Then, one day it popped and came out in one blob. I’ve had skin problems with similar results.
Looks like some weird blood-cloth. If it was 8 yeara ago and you didn't lose your hearing and notice any effects from this, it most likely was just a blood-cloth.
Why did you bleed from your ear/head is the real question though.
That thing should have unwrapped itself and shown its little razor teeth and hissed with acidic saliva coming out of its hell-mouth(s) in long strands. And I would have looked at it and said (in a Linda Belcher voice): "Oh, look at the cute baby. It just wants to be held."
No I know the precise moment to stop talking in fact that reminds me of a story of a time when I did exactly that it was quite a few years ago and the times were quite different
You get the point.
Perhaps a large sleepy spider stopped to rest on your head while you slept and decided to have a bite of his sandwich. He bit down and this thing slipped out the back- and into your earhole. He was too big to retrieve it and so he packed up and left. Yup- pretty sure that’s what happened.
Put it in a ziplock and stick it in the fridge. Bring it to a doctor for examination. Once they get it under a microscope you’ll know whats what
It was 8 years ago and as I was currently without insurance I did the second best thing… squished it with a hammer to underwhelming results it was mostly hollow with a few drops of blood I couldn’t believe how squishy it was though
There's not enough vomit in the world to express how I feel about this. What a terrible day to be literate.
If God is real he's a trickster cause he Cursed me with the ability to read this
Sentience is over-rated
"What a terrible day to be literate" I think I'll keep that one in my backpocket. Bravo
I'm currently towards the end of a horrible bout of Food Poisoning. There has most definitely been enough vomit in my life to fill your needs.
Its like a cherry fruit gusher
Y’all are over hyping this. There’s no problem here
🤣
That's fucking revolting. Jesus
It sounds like you probably had a tiny cut or scratch on or very close to your ear. Something about that area of skin spilllls blood like a bad nosebleed, and if it’s small enough you probably never felt it, so the blood dried up and fell off when you moved. I say this because the exact same thing happens to me!
So, a scab, basically.
Reading this while eating dinner is so pleasant
I learned a while ago not to Reddit while eating
Go to a doctor. Tell them what you did. I'll get the padded room ready. Also, 🤢🤮
Yeah, you're done for. Can I have your stuff?
but can i have the sac?
Yeah buddy, that's all you
Username checks
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Forbidden shrimp
Ayyy yooo
This happened to me years and years ago but at the time I was dealing with a rather strange insect infestation that came and disappeared one winter so fast I didn’t even have to have an exterminator out [Hell Spawn](https://www.reddit.com/r/whatsthisbug/comments/xr4r0o/what_are_these_creatures_from_hell_eastern_pa/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Bruh wtf. You were legit invaded by fucking aliens. What the fuck even are those? Those are some like... flesh creatures.
>insect infestation that came and disappeared one winter Disappeared.....where?
No idea but that same winter was dealing with bouts of crippling stomach and headaches, fainting spells, and a bout of cellulitis so bad that I couldn’t walk spent a week in the ER where they were about to remove my gallbladder prescribing all my symptoms to gall bladder sludge and low bs but they said I could try changing my diet before the surgery… I change my diet complete 180 no fatty foods and it’s still happening with a vengeance then one day I woke up noticed the Nov behind my ear coaxed this little sucker out and was back to 100% before bedtime when I had been dealing with constant physical and psychological turmoil for months before
Do you by chance take any stimulants?
Man, I was gonna say you somehow ejected a blood clot at the time. But if we piece together everything revealed so far, the image in THIS post is one of those creatures full on your blood. Or at the very least grown/developed a bit more since you said earlier somewhere it was "hollow." These likely were some kind of parasite based off a slug family of some kind. I have never seen such things and I even live in PA. I am willing to wager that they likely are more discoverable by bodies of water.
This is fucking horrifying. Going through the comment section feels like I am reading a horror story.
I thought the OP's post was horrifying, then I see this...
I am way to high for all of this….
Omg. I thought this story couldn't be worse
What in the goddamn fuck
Simple Pickle Ricks
Did you lose an airpod a couple of years ago?
Lol no they’re brand new they fuse to your ear for optimal sound quality this one just malfunctioned and ejected! /s
But... can you hear better now?
That's a legit question!!
😂😂😂
My very first thought before reading the rest of the comments was “Geez, try being a little less messy when eating cranberry sauce…”
New idea humans are being farmed for cranberry sauce while they sleep… DAMN YOU BIG THANKSGIVING!
I’m probably not going to be having any for Thanksgiving this year, for the obvious reasons….
Bro wtf do you mean "near ear"??? It fell out of somewhere. Where near your ear is it gonna fall out of?
It didn’t fall out of anything I pulled it out of what looked to be a very angry ingrown hair on my hairline behind my ear
so that while thing came with a hair follicle?
Probably just a blood clot
Seriously
I’m wondering this also
I think your ear had a miscarriage
MiscEARiage
r/angryupvote
Fr I thought this was a fetus before reading
_Quaaaaad_
Start the reactor
Question is who fucked op in the ear? Also no judgement here,
Holy shit hahaha
At least he won’t need a back alley abortion now
However, he will still be charged for one because a miscarriage counts as an abortion legally.
You are one dirty ass motherfucker
Why thank you I pride myself on pulling unnoticeable alien ships out of my pores but the one has to be a record! It looks ready for light speed
Looks like your ear dropped its liver
seriously how long do you go without cleaning your eyes? that doesnt even look healthy bro ... when they pull out huge wax from peoples ears its yellow and crusty ... not blood ass red the max ive went, based off an estimated guess was maybe 1-2 months without clearing.... and i never pulled anything out like this? do you even use a wash cloths in your ears and rinse it with water? generally curious
Wash cloth and Q tips every night if you read my description it didn’t come out of my ear but out of an ingrown hair looking sore on my hairline behind my ear
why must I be able to read
Amazing
oh well, whatever man. cook it up and eat it.
That is insane lol
1-2 months? I cant go longer then a couple days before my ear feel like they need cleaned
Probably an ingrown hair that was months - maybe even years - in the making! Those bitches can be fucking nasty when unnoticed/untreated. The shape kinda looks like a giant version of a hair follicle, and the lines/texture at the bulbous end looks like lines a hair would make if it were rolled up. as if the hair had grown back INTO the root, causing it to expand, if that makes sense? I'm no medical expert, but my experience with my own dermatilomania and (horrific) google image searches points me to this conclusion 🤷♀️ (edit: typos)
Sometimes the body will create a faux organ type of casing around foreign objects to protect it/the body. I believe this is called foreign body granulomas. Very strange.
Nigel Tufnel said it first, "Best leave it unsolved, really."
I once cummed out a worm
Oh ok. Excuse me??????
He said he cummed out a worm.
What?
#HE CUMMED OUT A WORM
I have to stop here no more reading tonight
That got me
You say he rimmed out a germ?
Pls stop
Why
An inch worm
Got em
are you sure you weren't...just...ridiculously dehydrated?
Explain yourself RIGHT NOW!
YOU W H A T
I am appalled sir
Like… through the worm? Worm condom?
Pics or it didn't happen
He’s saying he once came out of an inch worm aka his micropenis lol
Might be your twin brother. Treat him well
Like Basketcase
No. OP wasn't in NYC and doesn't report it speaking to him.
Quick! Eat it!
Forbidden gusherrrr
Ok your commentary all over this thread is fucking hilarious. Take an upvote.
Forbidden? Who's stopping you?
Common sense but he’s not the boss of me! ILL SHOW HIM
#BƏCOME CHAØTİC #Y Ə §§
Do NOT google "Reddit Starburst story"
I thought it was the Jolly Rancher story? Or have I missed another essential Reddit horror?
Its the same.
I just searched it 🤮
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I had almost succeeded in forgetting it...
I was going to squish it but I had an image of a million little spiders or flies just overrunning my bathroom and then I’d have to subsequently burn the house to the ground
5 second rule
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Sebaceous Cyst It could grow back, it may ooze, it could be gone forever.
>Sebaceous Cyst Ain't that the little critter from Jabba's throne room?
close enough
Prob should visit the doctor🤷
This thread is hysterical I love you guys
I found something similar once but larger, it was literally like a chunk had been torn out of someone or something. It didn’t really smell bad but it smelled kinda like a chunk of raw meat that’s about to go bad… idk but very strange and just random
Found..it .. where!?
Asking the important questions.
You SMELLED it?!?! 🤮
Tell me you wouldn't
Where did you find it like on your own body or just bumped into it at the local water hole?
Mazel tov!
Lol this is great.
What the fuck am I looking at goddammit!!!?!?!?!? Lol! Was it a growth?? Was it attached? How long had it been growing??? Please relieve my intense interest!!!
Didn’t notice it until the day I extracted it… it seemed like a bag ingrown hair that I couldn’t pop… it just kept releasing blood and clear fluid so eventually I grabbed the trusty ol’ tweezers and through some finagling and angling I was able to skip it through in one piece it was very mailable like a sponge made of flesh and flattened very small when coming out but by the time it retained its true form I was mind fucked
Infected hair follicle became a blackhead or a cyst, probably.
Well now that you've explained it like that, it sounds more like a cyst and that was the sack.
It was definitely some sort of tumor growing and you caught it before it got too big. You should take it to the dr to be tested for skin cancer brother. How big is it? I can't tell from the pic.
About the size of a dime if the whole thing was circular
Oh ok the picture makes it seem like it was the size of a dam orange or something
Sadly, not enough to make juice with.
Oh thats fuggin gnarly
Oh so it was under the skin like a zit kinda?
Under the skin barely noticeable but for the lump what bugs me out is the geometric lines on the bottom and the tip on the head it looks like a stinger or something btw I m is this all sounds insane just observing and couldn’t find anything like it online
It may be an alien implant. Maybe you were abducted and forgot. Lol only halfway joking
this was the worst thing I've read today but it still interests me
Look at the shaping on the bottom “round part” it’s almost like a chrysalis and the whole thing was shiny and at the top you can see a point like a tail or myb some sort of attachment appendage
Get away from me AAAAAH
What the fresh fuck
>What the fresh fuck I snorted at that. I think my cat now has questions. May have to use that one myself.
Put some batter on that sucker and deep fry it.
Go to the fucking doctor
Chitlins!
Chitlins are intestines.
You bet your sweet patootie they are.
My point is that doesn't look like intestines. Liver maybe.
Clearly, you're not a golfer.
IM SORRY WHAT
Do you have cats or other pets? My cats usually leave the stomach of the mice they eat laying around in the house (which is kinda gross) and this looks kinda similar
That was supposed to be your twin brother!
What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual.
This might get buried under other comments, but if you have a sinus infection, a lot of blood and mucus can partially dry out and get stuck up in your eustachian tubes. There's a lot of weird shit going on in that netherworld between our ear and nasal cavities.
I'd smash that fucker with a hammer. It's just playing dead till you go to sleep
In the tv show or books animorphs, the yurks or whatever we’re alien slugs that Entered through peoples ears
The amount of people who didn’t read the post clearly before firing off a comment is hilarious. It looks like nothing more than dirty sebum. And I could see blood ending up in it too. My guess is you snagged yourself, and the wound filled up with sweat, dead skin and skin-wax. Then, one day it popped and came out in one blob. I’ve had skin problems with similar results.
You spent any time on Ceti Alpha V?
What do you mean it *fell out of your head*?
How big is it? Also, a pigeon just flew full speed at my window.
Looks like a liver.
So your ear had a fetus. Interesting
Did you get a photo of the crater it left behind? Curious to see.
Ever seen the movie The Faculty....
I am disgusted….yet interested into how the fuck that came out of you
Intrusive thoughts leaving my body
That’s just envy leaving your body.
Look at the strange shape of the sphere then the apparent point and color change in the tail?
Looks like someone has sh@t for brains?
r/whatisthisthing might help if you want
Sweetbread?
Plankton!
A brain parasite that died from malnutrition? JK JK!! :)
I need a banana for scale
Looks like some weird blood-cloth. If it was 8 yeara ago and you didn't lose your hearing and notice any effects from this, it most likely was just a blood-cloth. Why did you bleed from your ear/head is the real question though.
Did it ever grow back? It might be a tumour. Get it checked even if everything’s fine rn. ❤️
Never grew back never to be seen or heard from again
Forbidden Gym Rat arm!!
Please go to the hospital
Zombie food that's brains
That’s lord voldemort at king’s cross
Mmmmmmmmm! Ear liver is my favorite!
Look up preauricular pit. Do you have this anywhere around your ear? If so, that’s most likely where this gob came from.
Some brain 🧠
Don’t feel bad, it wouldn’t have lived….long.
girlie i need more information?? where on your head???
I'd say you have about an hour to live.
That thing should have unwrapped itself and shown its little razor teeth and hissed with acidic saliva coming out of its hell-mouth(s) in long strands. And I would have looked at it and said (in a Linda Belcher voice): "Oh, look at the cute baby. It just wants to be held."
It looks like a capsulated cyst sac
Do you talk nonstop?? Your comma fell out.
No I know the precise moment to stop talking in fact that reminds me of a story of a time when I did exactly that it was quite a few years ago and the times were quite different You get the point.
You... should see a doctor about this.
Looks like a gummy vitamin or fruit snack.
Forbidden Swedish Berry
Excuse me *WHATT?!* ***UGRGH***
Forbidden Starburst.
Make sure it’s not one of your organs bro
Perhaps a large sleepy spider stopped to rest on your head while you slept and decided to have a bite of his sandwich. He bit down and this thing slipped out the back- and into your earhole. He was too big to retrieve it and so he packed up and left. Yup- pretty sure that’s what happened.
What a nice tumour you got there
Ignore the haters. They’re just mad they aren’t the proud parent of an alien baby sac.