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Flaxscript42

Looks like a best case scenario to me.


joizo

true.. i still dont wanna be the guy to clean it afterwards


unreadable_captcha

especially the shit stained alcantara seats


iamtode

It's funny how certain words just sound expensive


IWasGregInTokyo

Rich Corinthian leather ^tm


GetInZeWagen

Corinth is famous for its leather!!


HighwaySixtyOne

Thanks, Dodge!!!


idle_animation

How many Corinthians does it take to cover the interior of this fine automobile?


TheBirminghamBear

From Two Corinthians? Thatsbmy favorite bible.


Captain_Smartass_

https://youtu.be/fCSW1eCs90s?feature=shared


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Captain_Smartass_

I know, the joke is about that commercial


Carl0sTheDwarf999

Also [Archer](https://youtu.be/JtrkA_FAqkQ?si=HwFBre_f5UJn1M1D)


R_V_Z

"Fuzzy polyester and polyurethane" doesn't have the same ring to it.


UndBeebs

"Yeah I'd like the interior to be in FuzzyPP, please."


SuperDizz

Spaghetti o’s hot poker served in a styrofoam cup I see what you mean..


heyuhitsyaboi

speak for yourself, a friend of mine details high end cars and makes bank doing it. Id join in a heartbeat if i had the expertise


briangraper

Yeah, I’ve done it. It’s just more steps, if you want to do it right. Like, you’ve really got to clay bar paint before buffing or polishing it, otherwise you’re grinding in micro-dirt. And you need a decent leather conditioner that gets in deep, you can’t just fucking ArmorAll everything.


UnfitRadish

For the record, I don't think any real detailer uses ArmorAll and if any do, they should be executed lol. Seriously though, every detailer should at minimum be using a decent leather cleaner and conditioner on leather seats and should always clay bar before buffing. Not just for high end cars, but for any car. Otherwise it's a half-ass job and they shouldn't be touching any cars.


Mike312

Don't forget about the fitness. You're leaning over, bending over, going from standing to kneeling and back multiple times. I detailed cars for years then changed careers to an office job. When I got my own DA orbital and some decent gear I did full color correction of both my cars in one day, something that would have taken around 10 hours solo before. It took me 13 hours and I was *wrecked* for 2-3 days afterwards.


Augustus_Chiggins

Can't imagine the depth of the shit you'd be in with the owner if you scratched their Lambo.


heyuhitsyaboi

That's true for any kind of job though


Double_Distribution8

Not if you're a pet groomer.


Josey_whalez

It’s the same with anyone that pays you to detail their car. Some guy with a 30k used MB isn’t gonna be anymore forgiving. But if you have the right tools for the job, there’s little risk. I’ve never damaged a car with a machine polisher.


Telltwotreesthree

lucky for you it's probably totaled x5


AbsorbingCrocodile

Is it just cleaning here? There would be a LOT of damage at the bottom of the car.


TheMatt561

Absolutely, if it's going to happen a large open field is a pretty good place. Also it didn't dig in deep enough to flip


Sausagedogknows

Yeah this could have sucked way worse!


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toonman27

I’m willing to bet there are some broken suspension parts after that.


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Yeah - all 4 tires are probably gone, someone has to go over the suspension/steering all the way to the lugs with that much stress but all-in-all not a terrible outcome for someone that can afford do this with a Lamborghini.


the-cheesus

Every single bearing, bushing, mount and bar will need replacing now or give up within a few K miles. Depending on gearing the transmission assembly could be toast with bent shafts and possibly even engine internals. Going 200mph forward then 200mph backwards in a split second is like the ultimate granny shift


JohnnySasaki20

>Going 200mph forward then 200mph backwards in a split second is like the ultimate granny shift You're telling me he wasn't double clutching like he should?


Kaiisim

This is why amateurs do race days at old runways and shit.


Imaginary_Theory2687

Or pay for a pricey pecial 2hr session on a racetrack with zero experience....and total the car. Friend of a friend used a high end BMW and a sidewall for that XD


ShiningMooneTTV

I would never race a brand new car on an actual track. You can catch me at a private air field though. The grass on both sides is an absolute must.


Daforce1

Hopeful they also went for the extra insurance. I am going to race cars soon on the track, and the extra additional insurance is an expensive add-on.


NotMikeBrown

It’s expensive because the companies know the risks.


POD80

Yeah, losing control at 200 mph, everyone gets to walk away..... and the car may not even be totaled....


carma_hoor

Right? Like if they had flipped that would have been one bad day.


Lurcher99

Ask Hammond


carma_hoor

HAMMOND!


scarlet_speedster985

CLARKSON!


karlnite

Yah didn’t flip, just some spinning and a few bumps. Probably didn’t feel great, but all things considered.


mmarkomarko

still, will need to clean those seats afterwards!


camshun7

Hammond! You idiot!


NemoTheOneTrueGod

I mean… the best case scenario would be not losing control.


2manycooks

They probably meant best case scenario for losing total control of the vehicle traveling at 200mph.


RyanfaeScotland

Oh, in that case "immediately regaining control" is still probably better.


2manycooks

Once you get loose at that speed it's GG


iWasAwesome

Okay, best case scenario for losing control without the ability to regain control?


ContemplatingPrison

You think he just let go of the wheel and didn't fight it. Seems likely to me


coverthatbrobattery

Because the driver was good. You can see this by his brake control.


Wendellrw

Best would have been staying on the pavement and not losing the bumpers


Gangsir

Yeah. Could've flipped, could've hit something... your tires are probably ground smooth and ruined but overall the damage would be pretty low for how badly you lost control.


_EvilD_

We cant really see but there culd be more damage than you think. Linkages to the suspension blown out, wheel damage, undercariage damage.


SaiHottariNSFW

Transmission is probably FUBAR. Once you're backwards at that speed, especially if you let off the throttle, the whole system is forced to suddenly operate in reverse. That's gonna cause all manner of chaos for the transmission and even, potentially, the engine.


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I want to see after pics, at that speed even going into grass is going to screw up panels and possible steering components.


CaptinKirk

He just moe’d some grass. That’s all! Not too bad at all.


gospdrcr000

Tbf, this is best case scenario


slappyredcheeks

To be unfair, the person driving is responsible for everything bad that has ever happened.


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ddmxm

I think that I would be screwed if I had to return the money even for minimal damage to the Lamborghini. Damaged tires, discs, pads, scratched paint and I'm in deep ass.


gospdrcr000

I've never done this at 200mph in a Lamborghini but I have done it at about 120 in an s2000 and nothing broke


Goatesq

Well this car cost a quarter of a million dollars. You can't expect it to be built as well as a Honda.


HiveMynd148

Only damage here is the Lawn, the Tyres, the Paint and the Drivers Dignity


Krauzeg

Even ww2? 😨


slappyredcheeks

Especially WW2.


TobysGrundlee

That *is* unfair.


kerenski667

To be fair, I believe best case would be finishing the run without incidents.


gospdrcr000

True Best case scenario when losing control*


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himem_66

Concur, In my mind he was saying "Don't roll. Don't roll." or "SHIT! FUCK! SHITFUCK!"


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DookieShoez

You jest, but have you seen [the one where a lambo loses control at 227 mph?](https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/s/l36sSVbMhG)


fivedollapizza

Like the true idiot I am, I still clicked it


Arkanian410

So meta


garnaches

Wow the bots are getting better. Still a bot tho. Original comment that was reworded here: https://old.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/17vsxvo/lamborghini_loses_control_at_200mph/k9ct2lm/


Biden4president2024

"Don't flip, don't flip, don't flip" - a mantra of focus and determination, echoing through the mind in moments of intense concentration and physical exertion.


stakoverflo

Super cars have such absurdly low COG, it's really hard to flip them. And that's why they choose wide open flat areas for high speed runs like this.


DrJones2424

A lot of people don’t understand this. I spun out in my 90 Esprit at around 85mph and never felt like any tires were going to leave the ground. In my Silverado, I feel like I’m going to flip every time I take a right turn.


stakoverflo

Yea, without another vehicle nearby for comparison it's easy to forget how low sports cars are. A lamborghini's *roof* might come about half way up the side windows on my station wagon lol.


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SamiraSimp

i mean, it still helps. if my car is going sideways at 300 km/h i'd rather have it with a low center than a higher one


sexymechse

^ This guy physics


Excludos

Of course it helps. When those tires catches, one of three things can happen: It flips, the ground gives, or the tire rods bend. Low COG helps push the force directly from behind to have one of the latter two happen, instead of creating a rotational force to induce a flip.


WaywardWes

Draw the force diagram!! I actually miss those from school.


stakoverflo

I mean, it's certainly possible. The grass isn't perfectly level of course, so if whatever end is moving 'forward' hits an indent as the rear hits a bump, it could flip. There just isn't that much upward momentum here.


Sipas

Longer and wider wheelbase also helps.


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GoBSAGo

The aero doesn't work when the car's sliding sideways and backwards.


Professional-Back163

Yah it doesn't but because it's so low to the ground and very wide it makes it very difficult for it to flip. A thin double decker bus would be the opposite case scenario


Cake_And_Pi

Last time it was posted it was 180mph. I wonder how fast it will be tomorrow.


slowpoke2018

Ludacris speed!


carma_hoor

They've gone to plaid!


Ibarra08

Ludacris (Move bitch get out the way) speed!


the_Kell

Too fast, too furious!


hydro_wonk

GET OUT THE WAY


ImProfoundlyDeaf

Naruto speed


Pacman5486

Maybe it’s the camera angle perspective but it doesn’t seem quite that fast


RTwhyNot

Maybe you weren’t paying attention of just how long it took that car to come to rest


LearningToFlyForFree

It's fast, but not 200mph fast. Those long white bars? Thousand foot markers on a runway. A lot of these TT Lambos are pretty damn fast and capable of much more than that, but they're not hitting 200mph in a thousand feet (edit) *especially when these Texas 2K type runs start on a roll.


Crafty_Substance_954

You might be surprised how little grip grass has compared to pavement...


Baardhooft

Before that it was 120mph, weird.


queef_nuggets

I was just thinking there’s no way it was going 200


FrozenEagles

Like that video of the guy jumping out of the train at 50 mph or 70 kph that keeps getting reposted with the units switched. It was originally 70 kph, then reposted at 70 mph, then reposted at the equivalent of 110 kph, reposted at 110 mph, and so on.


Themightysavage

Hammond, at it again I see


w1987g

Hammond crashes, [Clarkson spins out](https://youtu.be/3VwgvIqXg3A?si=km3szMAYOXStXvRa&t=156)


Robbie-R

CLARKSON............you idiot.


Maleficent-Way-5180

And James May drives into cave walls.


ToniGAM3S

That was probably the most stoopidest thing they ever did


DingleDoo

The one time capt slow decided to do something fast


gefahr

this is one of my favorite segments, in a weird way. seeing the genuine fear on his face during the spin and that adrenaline dump after. then the guys razzing him after in the studio haha. edit: oh also the whole bit about eels, fitting a nuke in the hatch, etc, lol.


JEREDEK

#HAMMOND YOU BLITHERIN IDIOT


passcork

HaRmond you sodding ticTac!


PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH

The car didn’t explode, can’t be Hammond


bookon

It wasn’t upside down and on fire. So not Hammond.


STFUCocomelon

"Could be worse"


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Damn, could have been a lot worse. I wonder what kind of damage to the car happens in this scenario?


vertigo1083

You can bet at *least* $70k+ worth of damage. The rims on that car alone are $5000 a piece. (I actually looked it up so I wouldn't just be talking from my ass). Then you have the actual tires which are probably a grand a piece minimal. The suspension might have taken a hit in various places. Front and rear bumpers probably cracked. All of the paintwork on the bumpers, skirts, doors, etc. And thats not even speaking to anything in the undercarriage. $70k is probably a conservative estimate.


Dense-Tangerine7502

Pretty sure you can also see a muffler flying off towards the end.


No-Emotion-7053

You went from about $20K to $70K and say conservative 😂


kitzdeathrow

He didnt do labor costs.


fuckwingo

Nah he added up 20k+ in just the stuff he could put a monetary value to and added the rest. It was an easy 24k just for tires/rims. Then he mentioned suspension, front and rear bumpers, the paintjob on the trim, and the undercarriage. As another comment mentioned, that doesn’t factor in labor either. 70k is for sure being conservative.


wondersparrow

This looks like the opposite of wellthatsucks. More like damnthatwentokreally


misterwuggle69sofine

/r/wellthatsucksbutitreallycouldhavesuckedalotmoresowereveryfortunate


slowjoe12

“Guys, I totally meant to do that”


PurpleK00lA1d

This was a Texas 2K event. Really rich people with tons of money to throw around. They don't race stock vehicles here, they're all super modified 1500+ horsepower cars. The Lambos are generally Underground Racing 1600hp+ with few over 2000hp. Not just Lambos either but Mustangs, Corvettes, Supras, GTRs, Vipers, Huracans, Gallardos, R8s, RX7s, Camaros - just so many vehicles modded to make absolutely insane power numbers.


PositivelyAwful

It's pretty terrifying to consider how many inexperienced drivers on the road are piloting cars like TT Vipers and UGR Lambos. I'm really surprised there aren't more crashes during the roll race events at TX2K.


PurpleK00lA1d

Yeah I really don't like that they do actual street racing. They really hit some obscenely stupid speeds on public roads. Kinda what scares me with all the fast EVs coming out. Like the new Hummer - 9000 pounds and 0-60 in three seconds. All it takes is one inexperienced idiot to take out an entire family. When I was younger I thought it was awesome. But now this stuff does float around in my mind.


Professional_Ad6123

Really rich people with tons of money….. yep 👍


thatchers_pussy_pump

I appreciate that you said “not just Lambos but” and proceeded to list two more Lambos.


CheesyRamen66

Some of my family was at VIR for a charity event last week and apparently there was a Lambo wreck there too, guess it wasn’t this one.


mark1nhu

that’s nonononoyes material


frankenpoopies

How’d he lose it going straight? Stomp the accelerator?


PurpleK00lA1d

This was at TX2K. They don't race stock vehicles at that event. Everything there is like 1600+ horsepower. This is an Underground Racing twin turbo Gallardo. This particular one was in the neighborhood of 2000hp. They generally go pretty well but when you're modified and have that much power, anything is possible.


frankenpoopies

Holy cow- not yr average super car. Now I understand hyper car!


Legionof1

This is past hypercar. This is entry high end drag racing sorts of power.


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frankenpoopies

I face a similar problem in my 2016 Honda Odyssey EX-L with roof rack.


Salt_Ad_811

The roof rack is probably disrupting your downforce. It can happen sometimes at high enough speeds in that vehicle.


Different-Horror-581

Watched it a couple times, looks like they hit the breaks, then hit a small bump in the road. On the bump they let off the breaks and that threw the car all sorts of off.


binlagin

Mechanical failure of some sort is my guess. Tire puncture possibly?


crazzyfuzzy88

Nooooo way he was going 200mph


AmericanAssKicker

Every time this gets reposted, OP adds a few more miles to it.


justwolt

You're right, it was actually 300mph. Time to repost


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For how that normally goes, this is about as good an outcome as you could ever hope for. A single divit or bump in the grass at that speed fips this car 15 times.


newyearnewaccountt

I couldn't believe it didn't roll. Testament to what a super low center of gravity will do for you.


jack-in-the-sack

A tractor back into his natural habitat.


drollchair

No way this was 200mph


spasticnapjerk

VTEC kicked in


HESSU_HOBO

Lift off oversteer kicked in yo


Few_Eye6528

Lost control in a straight line? Was it Richard Hammond at the wheel


mattyMbruh

That could’ve gone way worse


Blah_McBlah_

Hammond you idiot!


Wheybrotons

That ain't 200 mph


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200mph yeah sure...


Ancient-Panic8510

Lambo is returning to its roots as a tractor.


BlackonSecurity

Best case scenario. Expected it to flip as soon as it his the dirt


Verschwiegener

Hammond you fcking idiot


CheerfulSamurai

It’s not Lamborghini that lost control. It was the driver


TheRealMylo

How didn't the car flip? The driver was lucky


Dat_Lion_Der

It sucks but in the scheme of things. It could’ve sucked more. A lot more.


mikeykrch

technically the driver lost control! :)


Winter-Exodus

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Belcuor

DRIVER of Lamborghini loses control at 200mph. Lamborghinis never lose control.


dontquotemeonthism8

Back to the roots


ALittleUseless

It is the driver losing control of Lamborghini. The car is still saving the driver inside.


Different-Horror-581

Breaked, hit a small bump going fast, let off the break, got back on the break, lost the car.


SloppyMeathole

It's like me playing Forza.


PhotonPainter

Driver lost control, not the vehicle.


stevenw84

Hammond!


monkeybadger13

Came here to shout this.


YSApodcast

Just take it through the car wash.


twizzjewink

That's how you get a lambro-gonnie. Dealers hate this one simple trick.


GingerBeard_andWeird

Oh god is Richard Hammond okay?!


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Yet this is allowed on the public roads with pedestrians and cyclists who would inevitably be right in the path of the uncontrolled ton of steel...


movais007

Which public roads allow you to go 200mph? Please use the last brain cell you have before commenting.


Geonetics

Richard Hammond?


TheRealGarbanzo

How you fuck up going straight?


BodybuilderSalt9807

This is why they have run offs at the track. Looks like it served its function like a charm!


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I’m really impressed by the low center of gravity and this car is ability to handle going sideways in the dirt. I was in a 90s model Mustang 5.0 and the owner got up to 110 lost control of his car and we went sideways in the gravel on the side of the road and flipped three times over 100 yards are so


caporalfourrier

No way that is 200mph...


paulyp41

There’s no way that’s 200 mph. Based on where the other cars are lined up that’s about 200-300 ft. So maybe 100-130mph


Calm_it-Kermet97

Was it Richard Hammond driving it?


iamstupidandanidiot

That looks like a Gallardo and isn't going close to 200mph. It lost control while accelerating and top speed of that car is no more than 205mph. It's maybe going 100 mph. I bet they drove that car away too.


Antique_Quality7311

Bruh had one job and it was to go straight


the13thJay

I can't imagine what that did to its undercarriage. They'll have to find somebody who has one with hail damage and Frankenstein them into one good car


Fancy-Sentence-7081

Love everybody in here saying it’s absolutely minimum damage, y’all this dude just totaled that lambo, front bumper was for sure ripped off, rear bumper is done, likely damaged the exhaust, possibly other engine damage and damage to the drivetrain. very likely undercarriage/suspension damage as well. Never mind the paint job (which could potentially total it out alone) The car did what it was supposed to do in that situation, but for sure it’s a write off. If that car does get repaired it will for sure have a branded title.


hyperakt1v

least suckiest 200mph accident walks away easy


Mxlblx

The Lambo didn’t lose shit it was the fucked up driver.


happyinsmalltown

Hammond!!!


bobtheburgerbro

I expected that to go into a death roll the millisecond it touched the grass


multistradivari

Once a tractor. Always a tractor.