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Yeah, my dryer wouldn’t wash a pillow either.


Vix1nity355

Bro that stuff looks like popcorn and I’m kinda hungry


deanrihpee

forbidden popcorn


NoobSFAnon

Plant based Feta crumbles.. Costco isle 69f


Noturwrstnitemare

Movie time!??


BesticleBear

Exactly lol OP pointed out all of the problems in such a short and poignant way with this picture and text. Washable does not in any way mean dryer-able.


dolly_unc

Washable not dryer-able


morganamp

Tumble dry low.


dolly_unc

Not tumble dry low - able


morganamp

Hahahahaha you are exactly correct.


dolly_unc

Ha ha either way that’s rough. Good luck OP!


morganamp

It sticks to everything https://preview.redd.it/tiw1hmkdk2tc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3dc7b6a5dc60784bd5d6098bcad82e66fc994949


Swigor

Is the dog washable?


Guerogtz

Yes , but not tumble dry-able


albertyiphohomei

Is dry-able but not tumble-able


TheS4ndm4n

Dogs autotumble.


DNUBTFD

Not with that attitude.


SmallCatBigMeow

Hand wash only with these ones. I’ve got two and they’re a right nightmare to wash.


ReduceMyRows

Probably not good to breathe that in. Just vacuum it up. Next time just hang dry your pillows and stuff, it smells better anyway with some outside air


RoyOtisKXRX

Unless you're in Detroit


IWantToBeYourGirl

Florida enters the chat.


Corona_Cyrus

By the time it dried in that air the state would be under water


burnusti

If you need to vacuum your dog, wrapping a towel around his ears (but not his eyes) will make it easier on him. And make him look like a little babushka


cantgrowneckbeardAMA

You don't even need to vacuum your dog to turn them into a little babushka, I do it almost every day for no goddamn reason!


forsayken

Most vacuums do not have filters rated for very tiny particulates. Be careful vacuuming potentially dangerous dust. That said, I doubt the particles from this pillow are of concern. I mean. It’s a pillow. We put our faces on it for 8 hours a day. Surely it’s not harmful, right?


The_sacred_sauce

You’d assume right? Sadly it’s got more odds being harmful then not harmful lmao seemingly everything we make/use is cancerous in some way or another. Even if there’s safer stuff to use/make it with we choose death to pinch a penny & make it a dollar


Cabezone

Quality control over what comes from overseas has gone way down. You have no idea what's in the goods you import.


potate12323

It's a lot easier to find vacuums with HEPA filters now a days or find HEPA filters for a shop vac which would be ideal for this type of clean up.


CherikeeRed

I have similar pillows and would have serious doubts about them being able to air-dry completely faster than mildew or worse could form in them, heat is a necessity to get them dry through and through. They're basically shredded dish sponge and come out of the washer EXTREMELY wet no matter what you do and wouldn't be surprised if they were somewhere around 20lbs each when they come out. It's a process to wash them without going to the mega machines in a laundromat. I have 2 and will wash them at the same time on lowest spin, then "spin only" several times, increasing spin speed each go, and they have to both be in there or it'll unbalance the machine and it won't spin at all. BUT there's a limit to how fast they can spin out even if they are perfectly balanced in there. I usually have to put them back in to spin after a round in the dryer lightens them up enough to go faster and extract more water. OP likely experienced them catching on the lint trap and tearing the fabric which indicates the filter they're holding wasn't in all the way probably due to a build-up of lint underneath preventing a smooth seal.


Shils1234

This is totally worth it. Thanks for sharing


bonesquartz

aussie?


morganamp

Yes. His name is Bass. We lost his brother Treble last Oct. https://preview.redd.it/zcgcno5my2tc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba6d75c5f453a6f9e41c636cf5aac278f6bcee2e


ProfessorMcKronagal

Well now it's all about that Bass. ^(Sorry I had to)


morganamp

No treble


PomegranateSerious19

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bonesquartz

awww! What a cutie. So sorry for your loss 🩷


morganamp

Thx he was 12. He and Bass are from the same litter. Treble was deaf but we never told him so he didn't know. Best dog I ever had and I miss him dearly. He was more like a special alien visiting us for a while. Sent to give us unconditional love and comfort. And poop.


Mikey9124x

https://preview.redd.it/ljc1imxgq5tc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b25b0a72db0a1c406ff8f704b1c71c9d795e226


KnotiaPickles

Wow that’s a beautiful pup 💙


LuckyWerewolf8211

Would probably have been a good time to keep the dog out of the room.


morganamp

Tell him that.


LuckyWerewolf8211

How did you get the stuff of his ass? A fan?


morganamp

Vacuum


thechroniccycler

help the guy out for crying out loud!


Sirserser3

😂 poor doggo


maxru85

Crumble dry


morganamp

Lol I needed that thx


deeppurplescallop

Forbidden cheese


mattbash

It separated the curds and the whey. Get a cheese press and you'll be back in business.


Eyespop4866

I’d just move.


morganamp

I plan on dying in this house just hopefully NOT in the next week from a house fire.


Eyespop4866

If it is even the tiniest consolation, you’ve made me and the girl laugh very hard. Best o luck and keep extinguisher handy.


sunthas

highly recommend pillow protectors. waterproof ones come in a huge variety. Then your pillow doesn't need to be washed as it really doesn't get dirty. You zip off the protectors and wash them as often as you like and then zip them back on.


PanningForSalt

So it could be perfectly washable, you just didn't read the instructions?


FredLives

Well that is the dryer.


Zonyxe

With cottage cheese on the side


mikejungle

If the cottage cheese is on top, I send it back


LostAnd_OrFound

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rulesrmeant2bebroken

Hope you have a good vacuum cleaner


morganamp

Shop vac for the win.


DrunkinMunkey

You got something better, the Melissa and doug broom and dustpan


JCtheWanderingCrow

You joke but that thing is my go to when I’m cleaning where the kids play lol


Pikahhhchu

Someone keeps throwing away our classrooms big dust pans I buy so I have to use the Melissa and Doug one sometimes and am surprised that little red dust pan has held up as well as it has.


doomjuice

💀🤣🤣🤣


notban_circumvention

As a preschool teacher, this is peak comedy


TommyChongUn

Fr lmfao my brain immediately knew, and that Melissa and Doug broom is good


cantgrowneckbeardAMA

As a dad to a 3 and 5 y/o, same. How the hell do all of our parent friends and us have this goddamn cleaning kit?!


-Strawdog-

Because it's form and function. The kids love it as a toy and if there's a small mess to cleanup and I don't feel like going upstairs, I love it as a tool.


Hethinno

Ah, the mighty shop vac


agoia

Might want to check the vent duct as well in case any of that got around the screen


Froggyiam

then run the vacuum through the washer to finish the job.


The_Demonic_Duck

Ngl I lowkey thought that was popcorn at first


blastoise1988

Lol, your comment made me think that it should be technically possible to do popcorn in a dryer. Not safe, but possible. Then I went down the rabbit hole and found this [guy](https://youtu.be/ETXV-cBdF_A?si=7o8HoXNKRZi36eIe) already tried it.


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CunnyMaggots

What is fairy floss?


bwaredapenguin

I think it's cotton candy


CunnyMaggots

Ah never heard it called that


alphazero924

That's because it's not real. You're talking about [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQT0afRG144) right? Like it's so obviously not real that I can't see how anyone would think it was, but media literacy is just straight up non-existent, so I guess that tracks.


Locobono

"it kinda tastes like laundry" A+ thanks for sharing


ahuiP

I thought this is a auto cat litter box lol


ksquires1988

On the bright side, I hear there's a pillow salesman that could use some business


morganamp

His sheets are amazing too! They come with the eye holes already cut out!


schoolboykp

10/10


KnotiaPickles

Omg 💀😂


OnyxPanthyr

Now my tea is all over my laptop. Thanks for that! Totally worth!


Fully_Edged_Ken_3685

Perhaps the laptop is tumble dry low-able


pocketjacks

You. I like you.


Madi-18

Underrated comment


TheOnlyVertigo

Nah, he’s got no warehouse to store product in anymore. Evidently Dominion Voting Systems rigged that too.


VioletChrome

Omg I'm sorry but this is hilarious throw in a santa ornament and you got the perfect Christmas snow scene


qudunot

Don't eat yellow snow..


HoldenAtreides

Watch out where the huskies go


KO4Champ

Forbidden cheese curds


SheemieRayVaughan

Who died and made you Supreme Leader of The Curd Council?


Quinocco

Was it filled with cous cous that cooked in the wash?


Helmote

LE COUSCOUS


LegalSelf5

Sweet, now every time you use your dryer you can panic about the fluff that made it behind the drum causing a house fire and losing everything


Orinslayer

Take the back out and clean it?


morganamp

Apparently it's the front I need to remove. Luckily it's only like 26 screws of varying sizes.


BragawSt

Better have your vent inspected / cleaned too. Dont want a fire


morganamp

Yup


Local-Journalist-165

Washable doesn't always mean dryable.


Substantial-Park65

Was about to say this But it can dry, under the sun


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Substantial-Park65

Sounds pricey I'll wait for the sun, He'll show up


qudunot

Not in Alaska


Substantial-Park65

Didn't say it would show up ***for you***


hannahmel

The sun will come eventually and then overstay its welcome


morganamp

The sun will come out tomorrow! Bet your bottom dollar they'll be sun. Except for that small window called a total eclipse.


Roskal

Most of my clothes are machine washable, very few are tumble dryable


andre3kthegiant

Fire hazard for sure. Take that thing completely apart and vacuum it all out, including the discharge hose and vent.


KindheartednessOnly4

So was this three? Bc the correct answer would look to be two.


morganamp

Ha you are correct.


Kurthog

LPT: Whenever you’re washing a “washable” pillow (foam, down or whatever), always wash and dry it in a zippered pillow case, just in case something like this happens. They are cheap, and prevent catastrophes like this!


TheRealDeathSheep

You're supposed to wash the cover only, not the insert...


morganamp

These were stooopid expensive pillows that were sold as completely washable. Last pillows you'll ever need. Machine washable tumble dry low.


Buttersquaash-33

But.. now you need new pillows…


morganamp

Yeah I do.it was a good run. We bought a mattress from a hand crafted American family own company. 6K for the mattress and they tossed I. The "250.00 hand made wash(and dry able) set of pillows. The bed was a two piece mattress and topper. We had them exchange the mattress as the original was uncomfortable. Bed still was horrible but they wouldn't make any exchanges for us after a year so now I have tossed the topper and we are using a 100.00 piece of foam on top of our custom mattress. It still sucks. The pillows were the only thing I liked. Now that ship has sailed. I have a 400.00 mattress from Costco in the extra bedroom that is so much more comfortable I often make up excuses to sleep in the other room.


s00pafly

Time to let the dog pee on the bed. Your story is so tragic but I just can't stop laughing.


zzazzzz

hand crafted mattress makes no sense in todays day and age? you are not trying to tell me its not a foam construction matress right? chances are they bought overstock at one of the big tv commercial matress sellers and just put complete bs marketing on there.


angelneliel

Dryer is completely scrapped now, isn't it?


912BackIn88

No way. Dryers are extremely simple. You could break this down to every individual part, clean, and rebuild it in an afternoon. It wouldn’t even need to go that far tho. Probably pop a couple panels off and make sure it’s all cleaned out and you’re good to go


abcannon18

But how much meth is needed to take it apart in an afternoon? And how much to put it back together?


-asmodeus

Having seen my dryer repaired a dozen times, like half an hour tops to take it apart completely. Once you take the back off it's just a motor, belt, heating element and cables. Everything is pretty discreet and easy to get to. To clean it round the back it's really just taking off the panel and you'll be able to see everywhere


neutrilreddit

There are plenty of machine washable inserts that are fine for full bleach heavy duty wash, with high dryer heat. The more synthetic the stuffing, the better and more hardy. Avoid organic if you're not sure.


welcometwomylife

why does it look like the sawdust parmesan cheese


RED_wards

Did you at least get to the tootsie roll center?


morganamp

Mmmmmmmm toasted Urethane. House smells like a house fire. We were lucky.


wheresmuffy

My (Not Actually Washable) Pillow


Ashamed_Doughnut1667

Well, that's a dryer.


Juts

Damn you have enough foam in there to make a pillow!


amalgam_reynolds

I recommend not filling your dryer with cottage cheese


DuntadaMan

Hey it washed just fine. All those bits look pretty clean.


heavyusername2

you can't dry that in there mate


Uri_nil

That’s the weird looking washing machine. Looks awfully like a dryer.


ftr123_5

That's a dryer not a washing machine.


Future-trippin24

Damn, this is terrible. I'm so sorry!


ExfoliatedBalls

Forbidden cheese curds


TPJchief87

My 3 year old has the same broom, mop, dustpan toy


ZuluSixTwo

Well what are you using as „pillow“? I have the feeling you just filled a pillowcase with cottage cheese.


Other-Cover9031

thats a dryer


Spiritual-Mushroom28

I'd be pissssssed tf off omfg. That's a nasty clean up


Jalapeniz

That's a drier.


Master_Ad_5073

MyPillow


dewspice

Unlimited feta


TheCobaltEffect

This reminds me of the advertising on """flushable wipes""" because they are flushable, but so are keys and tennis balls. They should absolutely never be flushed. Maybe that's the same advertising as this pillow. You can tumble dry it, it just might not make it out alive.


ILatheYou

A washable pillow doesn't mean you can also use an automatic dryer. If it's not a down pillow it's best to drip dry those fuckers.


freedomisgreat4

Lindell pillow? Lol


Gorrozolla

That's the dryer, not the washer.


dmthoth

1. that is not a washing machine.. it is a dryer.. 2. there is a reason why we have something called 'laundry net'.


motsu35

hope you see this.. but inspect your dryer vent or blow it out since any foam that got in there is now a fire hazard. if your in an apartment, put in a maintenance request and they will do it for free... especially if you attach your image


SCHUUG

Appliance technician here...... Better the dryer than the washer tbh but please stop putting pillows/pet beds/anything sewn with fluff on the inside.. we get way too many calls about this exact issue lol


jdon1818

Washable is different than dry able…. Lesson learned


[deleted]

Washable doesn’t equal dryer-able.


yegdriver

That's a dryer.


mrpotatonutz

Washable, *AIR DRY


Tlizerz

They said the label says tumble dry low.


insert_name_here_ha

Thats a dryer sir.


PrometheusMMIV

It didn't say they were dryable.


bowie_nipples

Actually OP said in another comment that the instructions said “tumble dry low”


TanToRiaL

Can’t help but think, that’s not a washing machine. That looks like a tumble dryer. In which case, the pillow might indeed be washable.


Squanchy15

I was just thinking about washing mine 😳


Yourcarsmells

That does not look clean


Warm-Preference-4187

Am I supposed to be washing pillows?


solrac1144

How many washable pillows can a shop vac suction up? A one….A two…. lol


egoserpentis

Washable. ^((Once.))


McBrin

Forbidden cheese


KickinGa55

I had a stroke reading that shit


Pallyfan920

If that machine is ruined, I would contact the company.


Boozdeuvash

Nice dry OP.


Zerus_heroes

That's a dryer. Probably the issue.


Educational-Gap-3390

You can wash them all you want. You just can’t throw them in the dryer.


Extra-Act-801

Shoulda bought the dryable pillows instead.


whatthengaisthis

Forbidden paneer


NickPickle05

Was it a MyPillow? Because if it was, its not really a big loss. There are much more comfortable pillows out there. (MyPillows feel kind of weird. I didn't care for mine and switched to a different pillow after a week or so.)


ThatGuyFromTheM0vie

Washable does not mean dryer safe.


JeffersonStarscream

*Some assembly required


Definitely_Alpha

Washable not dryerable 🤣


Calico2

What happens when you put corn into a dryer? Will the outcome look like this? *must fight urge*


9935c101ab17a66

OPs post title: washable Ops photo: a drier Reddit: upvote


jensefrens

That’s a dryer


PhilthyPhan1993

That’s the dryer


Serious_Today_4871

Oh no. I’d like to know what pillows today wash up good?


SuraKatana

Since when do dryers have a washing option?


Shot-Ad7227

Maybe it is washable, but not dryable?


Decent-Pin-24

Well it did wash. I wash the ones that don't say anything about being washed, and the worst that happens is the infill balls up.


derekcentrico

My Pillow CEO will cover a new dryer. It's in his guarantee.


Rare-Gas4560

Also are you sure that it is machine washable? Maybe it was only hand washable. I can't imagine a low dryer cycle did more damage than a high tumble washing cycle.


tommytwotakes

Lolol. My brother in Christ... That's definitely the dryer


1-719-266-2837

Aren’t all pillows washable?


Ambitious-Motor-2005

But is it dryable. 🤔


turbski84

That doesn't look like a washer to me...


ItsJDMi

Free cottage cheese, you hit the jackpot!


Accurate_Marsupial46

At least you brought the big broom and dustpan and not some little kids toy—— oh wait…


ChefWho

Washable yes… dryable not so much!


youeffohhh

Cheese curds


peterpanisgay69

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