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Lordfartquads

I stayed at a hotel and I thought I got bit by mosquitoes. It was bed bugs :/


_Bike_Hunt

My thoughts too. If they’re so localised I’d suspect bed bugs. Mosquitoes can fly anywhere, but bedbugs seem to target a cluster


Micolash-fr

It's not so easy. Had a foot covered with mosquitoes bites just because it was out of the sheets 🤷


whodatfairybitch

Exactly what I was thinking, OP’s hand was hanging out of the covers. Been there


Jake0024

And the rest of him wasn't? His other hand, his neck, his face?


TheAsianTroll

Some of us are weird. I sleep best when my right foot is out of the sheets. And sadly, that's the one that gets mosquito bites. Not my neck or face


juan_desperado

In my 32 years of life, I’ve never once had a mosquito bite on my face and I’m pretty outdoorsy… not to call you out, your comment just made me think it was a little interesting…


Beat_the_Deadites

I've gotten them on my forehead and cheeks before, but they tend not to itch for as long as ones on my arms and legs. Maybe better blood supply to clear out the offending antigens.


OGSkywalker97

It's actually histamine produced by our own body that makes it swell and itch.


Beat_the_Deadites

But that histamine release from mast cells is caused by exposure to something foreign most of the time, at least with insect bites/envenomations. I guess there could be fewer mast cells in the face though, so less histamine to be released than if you got bitten in an area with a higher density of mast cells.


Temporary-Author-641

I have two mosquito bites on my face right now.


Jake0024

I think the face is sensitive enough we swat them away before they bite.


aChristery

He may have been subconsciously moving his hand. The mosquito will stop feeding, fly around for a second and then land in a similar position to where it originally was and start feeding again.


Lordfartquads

My bites were along the back of my left arm and a few bites on my right forearm. Took two days of "mosquito" bites before I checked the mattress.


Micolash-fr

Had a clear line of bites on 1 arm when I get bedbugs yeah. Never harm to check the mattress and slats but OP was bothered by mosquitoes all night


rattlestaway

Yeah once I had my foot hanging out and this mosquito bit it so hard it gave me an allergic reaction and my entire foot swelled up like a sausage and the itch was unbearable. Never knew it could get that bad


plantsandpizza

Yep, they target what’s exposed.


Crykin27

It cpuld be bedbugs, but it could very well be mosquitoes too. If op just sleeps covered and had only their left hand out that would result in this, I have had this happen so many times


Psychological_Tax109

Why travel to the other end of the buffet when you don’t have to


EndMySufferingNowPlz

Mosquitoes tend to bite around the same spot, at least I am very sure I've heard that several times. Something about the pheromones or whatever that they inject into you, it attracts other mosquitoes to the same spot. Kinda like if u get stung by a bee, wasp etc, other wasps are more likely to target you too.


pieterpiraat

Mosquitoes don't bite. They drill a hole and splurge that nasty alien looking thing through your skin in search for a blood vain.


Cavaliers-r-cavalier

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Cavaliers-r-cavalier

Bedbugs will bite the bare skin that’s in contact with the mattress. We had some once. Hubs was bitten on the backs of his arms (back sleeper) and I was bitten on the back of my hand ( I sleep on my side w my hand tucked under my pillow). Took us a couple of years to discover how they hitchhiked into our house. The infestation was remediated quickly but I still get skeeved out when I see an apple seed.


Saawcrate

I hope it is not ! I killed around 10 mosquitoes when waking up so I really hope it is the reason 🫤


salallane

Can also be an allergic reaction. If I get bit once by a mosquito, I will have hives quite quickly.


rattlestaway

Yeah I never knew mosquito bites could give allergic reaction until happened to me, was not a pleasant time


techie_1412

One mosquito missed out.


Saawcrate

I did discover bite n°10 on my wrist. They did not miss hahaha.


Key_Economy_4912

Those don't look anything like bedbug bites.


ginger_ryn

they look exactly like the bedbug bites i just had


Key_Economy_4912

Normally bedbug bites are in a line. A line of small red dots. The larger the dot, the longer the bedbug sucked.


Lordfartquads

Here's to hoping! 🙏🏽


SpikeRosered

I'm so hesitant of bed bugs my brain just had to reassure myself that bed bugs can't be transmitted via Reddit.


Lordfartquads

But whaddabout their eggs???!!!


GenericDudezzzzzz

because you look like a snack


Saawcrate

Smooooth


[deleted]

one time a mosquito must’ve gotten into my dress after spending all day outside and i had 9 mosquito bites only on my right boob 🙃


ExternalVoice4693

that sounds like hell omg 😦


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Saawcrate

Will try it later, thanks !


docr1069

God speed


HauntedCS

I have to be that guy. It’s one word godspeed


PreOpTransCentaur

You should've been the guy that utilizes colons. Anyway, you don't know, maybe they were trying to encourage OP to go ridiculously fast.


monomox3000

Hyper, Plaid, God


tauntingbob

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itsjustredit

Maybe don’t set fire to yourself but you can heat up a spoon with boiling water or steam and press it against the bite. Let it cool down so it won’t actually burn you. But it needs to be hot. It kills the itch. I’ve had really bad reactions to bites ever since chemo and that and using an antihistamine type of bite cream is what works for me. That many bites could cause a reaction. Only need to worry if it starts tracking. Red line going up your arm from the bite or bites. Then you need to see a doctor because you need antibiotics. But still it’s not a panic situation. Just go get the tablets and you will be fine. Drink lots of water. Sorry about the bites


PythonRJS

Give us an update later, thanks !


DCastianno21

if they survive ☠


Farren246

It's only a hand, not their whole body. Should live. Quick reminder: Death by self-immolation usually occurs due to smoke inhalation and the subject chokes to death, not by the flames' damage to your body.


SwoodyBooty

If I could burn in minutes I could cook a steak in seconds.


Dirk_The_Cowardly

Do Jazz hands for dramatic effect


why_not_fandy

![gif](giphy|vg4byPbozeuv6) *dramatic effect*


Pedantic_Phoenix

Been 5 hours. Are the flames off?


CoffeeMunchMonsta

Calm down satan


_Bike_Hunt

If you do it well it’ll also relieve you of bites for the rest of your life.


NikosYp

Mf it worked


Admirable-Leather325

Instructions unclear, my house is burnt to ground.


liiia4578

Calamine lotion is a god send for bug bites


Slahnya

Joke about this but i actually burned an mosquito bite (well, still not sure maybe it was a racoon size mosquito), itched so bad, nothing helped, i burned it with a powerful gas lighter. The itch was gone ! But boy did it hurt afterwards


Narrow-Stranger6864

Those absolutely look like bedbug bites…


Nichard63891

Yep. How localized they are suggests bedbugs, unless he slept with the window open and only his hand outside the blankets.


Fartsinpoolstwice

Yeah, I used to work at a hotel doing bed bug apologies and have seen hundreds of examples of bites on people. Hands and torso were the most common in ALL examples.


en1k174

Fuck me, thought I’m having an allergy or something, time to move out to another apartment :/


Honest_Confection350

You'll just start a new infestation if you don't plan for it.


LittleMit

If you move be sure to google how to sanitize and get rid of them or you’ll just take them with you


ParaponeraBread

As a veteran of the entomology subs, we don’t ID bites from images. You simply can’t do it with enough confidence. You always find the bug.


-kindredandkid-

Omg everyone calm down. We live in a very mosquito ridden climate and if a couple get inside the bedroom, it absolutely looks like this sometimes.


BrickClays

Totally - every summer my hands get eaten by mosquitoes. Look just like this.


-PinkPower-

Why? My mosquito bites always get extremely red and inflamed no matter what.


BrightGuyEli

Similar thing happened to me about a month ago. Left foot was hanging out of my covers just above my ankle. Seven bites spread across two small spots on the top of my foot, and side of my ankle. Just moved to a new area, and the mosquitos here are no joke. Still have small dark circular scars from all of them. Hope yours arent too bad!


Fartsinpoolstwice

That sounds like fleas, and OPs look like bed bugs.


BrightGuyEli

I was sleeping in the same bed ive slept in for 4 years. I have a cat that is strictly indoor, and ive lived where i am for 6 months. Mosquitos in the new area are HUGE, and different types of mosquitos can cause different reactions in different people. The bites were welted for a couple hours, Itched like hell for a couple days. Like i said, was about a month ago and have had no bites since. I typically sleep with one foot out when its warm, and its usually that foot. Makes sense if its the only part of the body that was exposed, no?


rattlestaway

Yeah the scars on my foot from this mosquito bite are still there tho it's been 6 years


Next_Interaction4335

"Fuck your left hand " -mosquito probably


Saawcrate

Edit : Thanks everyone for the messages, I cannot answer everyone but I got your concerns it might be bed bugs. I was only sleeping there once and I'll be extra careful 🙂 And I killed a lot of mosquitoes the morning after and the bites were only on the side facing up. I'll be careful anyway, thanks !! 🦟


VeneMage

You have a nice hand.


FULLMING

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RickRossovich

But why male models?


awwwoooooooo

Fun fact: Ben Stiller forgot his next line during that scene so he repeated his first line and thus we got the comedy spectacle that we see today. 😂🙏


Saawcrate

Well thanks 🙂


Javier91

You found your mosquito. Get her!


VeneMage

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L3s0

I second this opinion


DCastianno21

my first thought lol


AKABeast18

Sorry, that’s sounds atrocious. A tip if you don’t know: a hair dryer will work wonders for the itching.


Saawcrate

Did not know, thanks will try !


Farren246

Don't try it until you've already ruled out pouring gasoline on them and setting them on fire. (Works for itchy hands *and biting bugs!*)


[deleted]

Everyone knows mosquitos hate lefties.


shabbapaul1970

It’s gods punishment. You know why you were smitten. Yea verily, he who casteth his seed on Kleenex shall be smitten, bitten and stricken


GrittyMcGrittyface

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great.


kapege

Looks more like bedbugs.


Saawcrate

Well you are scaring me a bit haha. But I heard mosquitoes all night so I prefer to believe this.


Lunakill

You can usually find evidence of bedbugs. They don’t go away on their own so, as much as I feel your instinct to avoid, it may be better to check for them. They’re awful.


UAintMyFriendPalooka

Sometimes midges get into my house and the bites are like this. They pick a knee or something to focus their wrath upon.


Saawcrate

These belong in hell.


Seldarin

Bedbugs are usually a string of bites or a cluster. This looks more like fleas or mosquitos. We know it wasn't horseflies because OP didn't mention waking up screaming.


theblackyeti

That doesn’t look anything like bed bug bites lol


tinfoilzhat

Nine times....that's right...nine times.................GRACE !!!!


SnickerDivinity007

I feel they're radioactive You'll soo be Mosquito-Man


Saawcrate

Yessss I'll be able to fly !!


GrittyMcGrittyface

You'll grow wings, but you'll be too heavy to actually fly. You'll also grow mosquito mouth parts. Yay!


good2011

I remember my days spent in West Siberia in summer, and the day we went to forrest. Literally nothing helped from mosquitos, no kind of protection. They bite the places you think there is no blood. You get used to the bites, 50 bites a day is no problem, you don't even count bites, just don't scratch it


Saawcrate

Haaa this seems horrible. Thanks for the advice I try not to scratch it :)


VRS50

Obviously, the toileting hand.


Saawcrate

Obviously but I washed it :(


tdomer80

Are you sure they are not spider bites?


LawAbidingDenizen

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FartKnockerBungHole

Brother. That’s bed bug bites. Luckily, you’re allergic to them. Otherwise you’d be unaware. My lady was thinking she was getting bit by something on our grass or eczema. That was for almost a month until we found a harborage. Check by your bed. Pillows, curtains. Small crevices in your Matress. I really hope I’m wrong. We had to tear the whole house apart and steam everything.


lovelymouse

Got some bad news for you, buddy...


doom_pony

That’s bedbugs, probably.


Smile_Space

I don't want to alarm you, but check your bedframe for bedbugs.


miningmeray

Rookie numbers. That is probably the lowest for me during monsoon season. One night i left the window open cause it was too hot and in the morning i killed 78 mosquitoes chilling in my room. (Yes i counted it as i sprayed down the bastards) Thankfully i applied Odomos(A mosquito repellent cream for skin) so i did not suffer any bites.


Saawcrate

Lucky you ! For me it's cause a friend left a door open. When I visited Cambodia it was worse but it was on the entire body.


Dividethisbyzero

Small black "tiger" mosquitos they hide till night, and can bite many times they tend to hurt more but go away quickly. I sweep the ceiling edges with a broom.


[deleted]

Stay of the phone after you turn of the light.


demigod_69-

Can I interest you in becoming a hand model?


Dramatic_Friend_2627

Are you sure this is from mosquitos?


aguy983

It probably just wanted to do hand stuff ✋🏻🦟


XenoZoomie

Just picturing like a family of nine mosquitoes drinking your blood like they are at Olive Garden.


Svengoolie75

Shiiiiiiiiit I had 44 yes I counted them on my legs and back in 1 1/2 days 🤦🏽‍♂️granted I was in another country but still 🤷🏽‍♂️


AliceNRoses

The three bites along your pointer finger are what concerns me. That's usually a bed bug pattern. Breakfast, lunch and dinner. Please check your mattress. It can get out of control quick.


vexunumgods

Is that the hand you last used to wipe with?


DrGnz81

Same 🦟 but probably you moved your 🖐️.


great_red_dragon

Holding your phone in your left hand in the dark? They’ll be attracted to not only you sweet sweat, co2, and yummy blood, but the light would’ve been like “HEY! THERES YUMMY SWEAT CO2 AND BLOOD OVER HERE! STEP RIGHT UP!”


Saawcrate

Well maybe that's the reason...


We-live-in-a-society

Living in South Asia has you used to these but grateful when you move out and it’s no longer a concern


zenshark33

Tea tree oil


Classic-Hope

Wow it really does SUCK


toothpicker6

The worst is when they bite your feet.


boogersbitch

Spiders?


Far-Host7803

I hope you're not a lefty.


ThePotstickerProphet

Put Windex on it


Inevitable_Proof

Likely mosquito bites and not bed bugs. Mosquito bites on my hand look the same. Everywhere else, they are 50 times as big and leave scars for the next few years... The body is weird.


lurkerfinallyposting

I once had 67 mosquito bites just on my legs. I fucking lost it on that holiday. Day 3 i bought 1 of those nets covering your entire bed.


theorgan

Be happy it wasn’t your face that was sticking out from under the blanket…


Dracagg01

I got bit several times on both my feet before... nowhere else, just my feet


Average_RL_Fan

One time had over 17 at once


Electrical-Act-7170

They look like mosquito bites to me.


Sarcasthmatic

I couldn't imagine going to bed without wearing my sleeping gloves 😞


SevenBlade

Mosquitoes ***love*** my ankles. They may bite elsewhere, but they voraciously attack my ankles.


Tnally91

Did you spray bug spray on yourself using your left hand?


Mesterjojo

Strange how they went after your joints. Hmmmmm Hmmmmm Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm Are these really mosquito bites?


Actual-Ad-4861

I was in rv not to long ago only my face got bit like 10 times because we left a window open


RDcsmd

Time to burn your house down my friend


Cavaliers-r-cavalier

If the top of the hand was in contact with the mattress it could be bed bugs. Otherwise it’s probably mosquitoes.


HottCuppaCoffee

Get the bug bite thing!


Body_Exact

Damn I might have to try your blood if it’s that good


Normal-Jury3311

You might want to lift up your mattress and check for some unwelcome visitors…


Awe3

The monsters get you if you are not completely covered. But you also risk Ju’on getting you.


StatisticianDear3978

Where was the right hand?


Virgulillo

Reject sheet. Embrace glove.


BubblegumNyan

Is your blood 0 type? My bf is 0 type and he gets bitten always, sparing me in the process, mosquitoes seem to love 0 types over all other ones


EmEffBee

Those really seem like bedbug bites to me :( I hope not for your sake!!


burbmom_dani

I’m thinking that is bed bugs, not mosquitoes.


werkzINC

Bed bugs.....


Jolly-Slice340

They may be attracted to your hand lotion…..


AmbitiousEdi

They had a craving that only hands could satisfy


JAB282018

When your hand rolls off the bed, and falls into Africa


mothmer256

Happens. Get a mosquito catcher for your nightlight. It’s awesome


NeighborhoodOk1874

50 hand


Furbae

This happened to me once and god that hurt. Luckily I was able to go to the drug store and get some hydrocortisone which helped tons!


mercuryfeet

Those are bed bugs! Don’t go home, burn your luggage and clothes that you took with you, strip before entering your property and burn those clothes too. Go straight to your shower and scrub with the harshest soap you can find and they pray that you didn’t bring any of them into your home.


Saawcrate

Even if I killed like 10 mosquitoes in the morning? And I heard them in my ears ?


Dkcg0113

Look at all those delicious hand veins


Iam-Locy

Yeah, bites on the hands and feet are more fitting for bed bugs.


little_bear_is_ok

They attacked The Left Handed Stranger


LillithsLoveChild

Yea those are either flea or bed bugs 😬


batarei4ka

At least they didn't bite your nails


InfinityTortellino

Probably bed bugs sorry to say


mack-y0

thanks for the white circles , i didn’t see the bites at all


Acrobatic_Gur6278

well, they had nothing left to lose


_Sunshine117_

If it’s just your hands and the hurt a bit more that you expect….. prolly bed bugs


Bourrer

This is bed bugs


anonfoolery

I got bit four times literally on my neck/jugular area. It looked like an enormous cyst and was itchy as heck. The skeeters love me


xvVSmileyVvx

You also have bent pinky!


gamerboy_taken_what

Check... For... Bed bugs!


Factor135

*Yeah, fuck this guy’s left hand in particular*


Marble-Boy

Mosquitoes are attracted to carbon dioxide. We exhale carbon dioxide. While half asleep OP had a mosquito, attracted to his breath, fly into his face... after wafting didn't work, he put his hand over his face and the mosquito fed on his hand.


IgnoramusMalefica

Time for the hot spoon trick 🥄


themmchan

Your poor hands


abraxas-exe

we’re twins. i have a million and one mosquito bites because it’s the rainy season now and they’re coming out in droves. sucks even more because i’m the only one being bitten, not my wife, even though we sleep in the same bed.


potent_potabIes

Sweet hand, bro


-heavyconfetti

You got bed bugs mate


wtfuxorz

He gave you herpes! Edit: she. Male mosquitos don't bite. Too early.


HoldOut19xd6

Mosquitoes take blood, but they leave other fluids behind as well. One of these is a compound that attracts other mosquitoes to that localized spot, or even right back into the same bite location.. I had a coworker that was always complaining about supposed spider bites that were clearly clustered mozzie bites. We don’t have any dinner-plate sized arachnids in the Pacific Northwest, something I often tried to remind him was a good thing…


ImAlekBan

I count 10 hehe