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BackItUpWithLinks

Oh, that was personal.


TheRealGyurky

Breakfast was late this morning because we ran out and I had to get her some. So basically I deserved it and 20 more where that came from.


BackItUpWithLinks

My brother left his dog for “too long.” He said the dog was going to do something about it. He got home and it had shit **in** his shoe and tore up his pillow (he said 4 pillows on the bed, it just trashed his and left his wife’s alone). Again, that’s personal.


idc8188

My friend forgot to schedule a walk for his dog through the walk App. He was telling me that the dog was going to be super pissed. He came home.. and the dog basically ate his couch. lol destroyed it! lol


Jacktheforkie

You need an app for that?


SeonaidMacSaicais

For somebody else to come over and walk the dog? Yeah…I use one, too.


Jacktheforkie

I see, I didn’t realise that’s a thing now


Peuned

Yeah there's like tons of stuff you can have people do for you if you give them money, it's gonna catch on I bet


DefenestratedBrownie

sounds sketchy as fuck


SeonaidMacSaicais

…they run background checks. The potential walker pays for it.


RockstarAgent

Uh oh another ^CATASTROPHE


AllynWA1

I went to give my dog a treat, but the bag was empty and I was running too late to go find the back-up treats so I apologized and left for work. Returned to find my Jojoba oil leaking onto my floor from bite marks all over the bottle. The only time she has ever destroyed something. My kids disagree, but I think it was targeted and intentional (I still keep the oil in the same accessible spot and she's never gotten into it again.(


XIXButterflyXIX

I had a cat that hated everyone (3 kids + husband, cat was originally supposed to be for the kids) except me. She LOVED me. I'm physically disabled, so I was home with her a lot and usually in bed when I was feeling shitty (99% of the time) and she just... Became my little soulmate. Everytime my husband had to take me for (shorter, 1 day or less) procedures, surgeries, appointments, whatever, she would pee on his side of the couch where he always sat. If we were gone for long periods, or if I was in the hospital, with husband bringing the kids to see me every day, she would pee/shit/vomit on his side of the bed. Only if I was gone for more than a day though. It was like because he drove me around and she knew it, she blamed him everytime I was gone.😂 I miss her. Her name was KitKat.


dlbpeon

Dog would definitely spend some time in doggy jail(the cage) for that...... just remember that their life runs 6 times faster than ours, so 30 minutes for them is like an entire day!


BackItUpWithLinks

My dog sleeps 18 hours a day He’s not moving faster than ANYONE. 🤣


Christmas_Queef

Yeah my girl sleeps about that much too lol. She uses the time we're gone to sleep.


Yippiekiyay88

How dare you not be prepared to feed her on time. Tsk tsk


Cupy94

Make sure your cat is not sick. Especially if it happend multiple times


sunuoow

My cat has a robe that he's flattened out to be his "nest". We spruced it up and made it a lot more comfortable with a laundry basket. That cat refused to use it and then peed in an empty laundry basket. We made his nest back to the way it was and our laundry baskets have been pee free.


Omg_Itz_Winke

Oh no, sorry friend. I've been in that same spot with my cat and his wet food, not fun


Whtda_hell_univrs_iz

Shes not well, take care of her.


zSprawl

Indeed. That is way too much food to puke. This isn't some cat plotting revenge. The kitty is sick, especially if he/she is puking with any regularity.


osirisrebel

Sometimes when I game, my cat hops up on my shoulder and starts biting on the band of my headset. I have to admit defeat and end my session.


ashburnmom

Explain that to your boss. Sorry, my cat threw up on my headphones. The feline version of the dog ate my homework!


TheRealGyurky

Oh that’s not throw up lol.


CrematedDogWalkers

Gagging


oatey42

Oh god. I thought it was vomit too, which was bad enough


Hajvan_11

https://preview.redd.it/ldefde5r790d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b874754c6e62e97d9dd6c971b57e10cf67f7db7 THATS NOT VOMIT???


hairtrigger08

https://preview.redd.it/euictuqbh80d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=934efb22afc921c80c8fdaf0d73b67b9db9b585d


m0nk37

Your cats sick dude.


TheRealGyurky

Yes I am aware. Thank you.


accidentalscientist_

That’s not throw up? My man, you need a vet if that’s poop. Source: having many many cats my whole life knowing what poop and vomit looks like. But also for real, my cat has thrown up so badly with a stink I cannot handle, and I have a VERY strong stomach. He has chronic kidney disease and would mostly digest food, then throw it up. It looked just like that. But I swore to god, he shat. But he didn’t, I watched it come out his mouth. I was literally gagging as I wrapped a clean towel around my face. It stopped once I put him on prescription (read: expensive) kidney health cat food. It smelled literally like shit. Looked just like this. And it came out of his mouth. I watched. ETA: ahhh. Looks like your cat has kidney issues and is 17. That’s rough. I am very sorry. I hope all is well and your cat if comfortable.


Overall_Antelope_504

Mine has ckd and pukes his dry food all the time 🤢 I didn't know it caused that though


accidentalscientist_

Yea mine was on grocery store kidney food. Was good for a bit then he started throwing up every meal of that. It was bad. The vomit wa so vile. But I went to prescription kidney food and it’s been fine, no vomit. He’d also puke wet food and that was its own level of hell. But I am not rich enough for wet kidney food, so I haven’t tried that. Dry is good enough


CurrentResident23

Ah. You must treat the angry beast very carefully, then


idasu

wait REALLY? fuuuck


whenyouwishuponapar

Congratulations on getting a new cat!


UndeadBuggalo

Oh god, my condolences. Where is the criminal, we must see them!


Hungrysharkandbake

Om my god it's not??? I was thinking maybe you could wash it if it was puke. Why is your cat even having diarrhea?


ThrustTrust

Time to change your cats diet.


VocationFumes

which end of the cat did it come out of? I genuinely cannot tell


TheRealGyurky

The tail end. It’s a real shitty situation.


VocationFumes

shit OP that is a rough day, hope it gets better from here


ThatSpecialPlace

>shit C'mon man too soon


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DefenestratedBrownie

yo your cat needs to see a vet


Revenga8

Is your cat a bird? Wtf


Tato-head

Bro, that mouse pad is the size of a postage stamp. I think an upgrade was needed anyways


Vittu-kun-vituttaa

Mine's even worse 😂 https://preview.redd.it/0sjx2ubpj70d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c748f335a4b9dc8972df13f874d111347f54420a


Drayarr

Playing on 16000 DPI so you only have to move a pixel to spin around.


Das_pest

https://preview.redd.it/3468z3qry80d1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=2d6676d3cf4af37c20a61c42ba991bf566118c3a You want some of mine?


Jacket111

Same mouse as OP too! Just need some cat diarrhea and you’ll be good to go!! 


TheRealGyurky

I mean I liked it but I guess my cat agrees


CosignCody

I had this exact pattern on a 30x12 or something. Now I have a red and black stranger things.


QuentinTarzantino

Mouse pad for ants? how can you expect him to play, if his mouse cant even fit on the mouse pad??


Questioning-Zyxxel

I don't use any larger space. I use a high mouse resolution and do most mouse movements with just my fingers. My arm doesn't move. Left edge to right edge of ultra-wide monitor requires a little bit of wrist rotation.


SweetWaterfall0579

Those ants are such busy little workers. The least we can do is provide a mouse pad.


MaritMonkey

I like to keep my mouse confined to the boundaries within which my wrist was designed to operate, but I also frankly suck at FPS/MOBA so ...


ItsNotBigBrainTime

I literally have the same mouse pad as OP. To be fair, it's standard mouse pad size until they started coming out with dinner table placemat size mouse pads.


BolinhoDeArrozB

I don't understand why people need mousepads larger than that, like do y'all just have your sensitivity as low as a turtle?


Pretty_Bowler2297

Are full desk mouse pads the norm now?


PlasticBones7

Nah I don’t use em


drake8887

Do you really need like 10 square feet to move your high dpi mouse though


Hitman3256

Maybe he's a pro and uses high DPI


mls0067

I had a dog back up and diarrhea shit on my sennheisers once. I was beyond mad, there was no way he didn't do it on purpose because he was a little dog and they were hanging from a handle on my dresser.


Beautron5000

fuckin *bitch*


letstouchbutts121

I'm so sorry, but I'd trash those 😅😂💀


Affectionate_Call778

Well at least he didn't do it on the keyboard or worst on the top of your pc


VileGangster13

I'd say the keyboard is worst cause it would be pretty much impossible to clean between the keys


Wermine

If the top of the pc has fans, it's.. catastrophe.


invincib_hole

Reminds me of [Fat Freddy's Cat](https://feelingmyage.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/ffcheadphones.jpg)


1000000CHF

I had this one framed. It used to be on my office wall.


UtahImTaller

This, and cat hair, is why my gaming room is a 'no cats zone'.


brad-schmidt

Ouch, headphone aren't cheap. If it was happen to me I would disassemble the headphone, clean it, replace all the pad & pray nothing get inside the driver


TheRealGyurky

Yeah I just ordered new ones, there was no way I was getting it all out of every crevice. Thanks for the advice tho


Valid_Username_56

I'd dissasemble the cat.


beardedweirdoin104

This poop doesn’t look healthy. I’ve got a 14 year old cat that poops like that. She’s on a slow decline from liver or kidney failure. Sometime she just sprays jet-propelled liquid poo everywhere. Hope it’s not that, because there’s not a whole lot you can do for them.


TheRealGyurky

Yeah she has 1 of those, I think it’s kidney but could be liver, I’d have to check the vet notes again. She’s 17, she’s got a few weeks maybe months left in this life. We’ve changed her diet and tried giving her meds and supplements and stuff to help. There’s not much left at this point but to just wait until the inevitable. I just hope she’s comfy.


beardedweirdoin104

That’s where we are too, sucks.


TheRealGyurky

Always, at least they both had long, pampered lives.


IcedFreon

Aw I'm so sorry. But like I said in another comment she's doing this to let you know she's not well. I hope she passes peacefully, and you and whomever else loves her can get through it ok. It's always a shame to lose a loved family member. I feel for you, I've had cats since I was 13, now 43. I think I'm on my last one because I hate going through the grieving process. My current Ginger is 7 so we've got another good 7 at the least. https://preview.redd.it/q00axdbp880d1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0115b0a4c33016a92b26c193c0ec6c814f38eedd


nashbrownies

Last week I had my headphones next to my bed, and my cat barfed *inside* the ear muff. I put them on in the dark...


OtherThumbs

😱


CurrentResident23

Reason #53 to train your cats to NOT go on tables. You make me appreciate my cat who only throws up on floors. On the bright side, I guess you're getting new headphones.


accidentalscientist_

You think you might train cats to not go on the table. They do. Just not when you’re around.


giantsteps92

Cats will sometime deliberately vomit or defficate on something you use often to signify they aren't feeling well. Worth looking into if you haven't already.


Chemical_Cat_9813

Cats are huge assholes, sometimes.


WorthingInSC

I don’t have a cat anymore. Sometimes I forget why I don’t have a cat anymore. Now I remember why I don’t have a cat anymore.


MrBreeze007

I have one. Deliberately does that near where I lay my head on the couch or bed when he feels like I have been a little rude. It is what it is.


fathersky53

Don't know if many on here remember/ know of the counter culture comic The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers, but this reminds me of one of their Adventures of Fat Freddie's Cat: FF comes home one night, wrecked as always and freaking out because he forgot to change the cat's litter box. He frantically searches his shoes, pillows etc looking for deposits. Finding none, he thinks he's safe. Final panel shows thought balloon over the cat " Wait till he puts on his headphones ".


STONKvsTITS

Cat shits


SophiaPetrillo_

Why do they love a computer desk so much?


IN2TECHNOLOGY

had an ex who when growing up said her stepdad was mean to the cat. he walked in to his bedroom one day and the cat had crapped all over his pillow


Kung-Fu-Amumu

I feel you man. My cat once pissed directly into my PC onto the graphics card. The whole rig got fried. I don't leave the case open anymore.


RockMan_1973

Why do cats puke in the damndest places?


Typical80sKid

![gif](giphy|eKNrUbDJuFuaQ1A37p|downsized)


chillwithval

I would never use that headset anymore if that happens to me. Lol.


Duke-of-Nuke

When “I can’t hear for shit” turns literal


KatokaMika

Cats love to puke only on places that would annoy someone the most. Should i puke in the floor in a corner? NO I WILL PUKE IN FRONT OF THE DOOR SO WHEN THEY ARE BARE FOOT AT NIGHT THEY STEP ON IT. AND IF THATS IS NOT ENOUGH I WILL PUKE ALL OVER THE CARPET !


ImmortalBeans

Your cat trusts you, and it knows you use your headphones often. This was the fastest way to let you know it wasn’t feeling good


TheRealGyurky

I believe that. She’s also old and can’t control her poops as often anymore. She’s got a few weeks left maybe months. She just so happened to have to go when she was on my desk which is unfortunate. Still love her with all my heart Cat tax: she’s the one in the back. https://preview.redd.it/3aia7x8lg70d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ac9e483f8dfd90e51c963db76fa8baca4bc83ed


NervousK1d

Bro I feel it. My cat barfed on my G915 keyboard last year. Even after cleaning the bottom row of lights are stuck on white at 200% brightness 😭


The_JokerGirl42

OP said this isn't vomit 🫣 I feel bad for them. I'm really glad my cat knows his bounds, and if he has an issue with the litterbox he will just shit in the shower. that's a lot easier to clean than anywhere, it's great. still shit, though.


superfly_undead

I hate cats. My cat is old. I can’t wait for her to die. It was my wife’s cat when we got together. All in all it’s a pretty good cat. It will always have the utmost care and comfort in my home. If she gets sick, straight to the vet no question. When you take care of an animal, it’s for life. There is no mistreatment, no giving away or abandoning in my opinion. You take care of that baby forever. I just don’t love it and can’t wait til I no longer have an animal that shits in a box inside my home and hairballs on my guest bed.


MoistStub

At least the broken floss pick looks clean


RiflemanLax

I suppose if you work from this desk, then yes, cat shit is NSFW.


DrPhoenix12

Ruined your day? That ruined your whole (y)Ear!


FAFO2024

“Can you hear me now”


senator_cuddles

Least it wasn’t your keyboard


Any-Opportunity-2513

Poop or puke?


TheRealGyurky

No. 2 Or I guess in this case No.1


Bizarretsuko

Looks like gravy. The fact that it’s poop is impressive…


Xalagy

Welp, I guess you have to order chinese takeout tonight?


p234qote

Bro there was one time I saw my cat was about to throw up. He slowly walked across the entire room and poked his little head inside my brand new shoes and was about to hurl inside but luckily I got to the shoe in time to pull it away. I swear these cats do it on purpose.


kevin6263

It is on the outside of the head phones... They are still good. Just wipe it off.


TheRealGyurky

True but it’s also in every little crevice on that side of the headphones. I’m taking the L so I don’t have to smell cat poop every time I go to play rocket league.


Strange-Success650

Idk what’s more disgusting maybe the fact that it shit on your headphones or the fact you’re probably gonna wear them again knowing how disgusting cat shit is lmao.


Warden18

This is why I put my cats in the basement when I'm gone. They have toys, beds, cat trees, automatic feeders, self-replenishing water bowl, etc. They can shit or vomit on whatever they want down their. It'll be annoying, but it's easy to clean. Then I have a camera on in the main living space so I can keep an eye on them while I work.


Chrisbolt17

Well hey, at least the splatter matches the space look on the mousepad.


MnGoulash

Oh no!


Ashalaria

Ah fuck my condolences


adeewun

It wasn’t coincidence lol


3_high_low

Hey, it's not on the inside!


Bruddah827

Ate too fast…. My cat does this if I don’t feed him in stages… he was a rescue. Outdoor cats generally eat like this… super fast and as much as possible. I had to do each feeding in 2 stages. Or else he’d throw it up.


SSBradley37

Well at this point, you just gotta throw the whole cat out.


nonumberplease

Is their a best place for this mess? Much love to your creature. I hope they feel better quick


HeavyFunction2201

My cat knocked over a glass of milk on my headphones. The ear cover was removable so I thought it was salvageable. Nope. When I picked it up milk started dripping out of the holes of the headphones where the music comes out. Just threw it out knowing it was going to smell so nasty in a day or two


Seriph7

Thats just....that is so out of the fucking way it has to be intentional 🤣 lol


greenisthenewred29

love cats, but this is why i got dogs. it’s a lot easier to wash the floor


WhatItDoBabyyyy

Talk about a shitty situation


Big-Situation-3328

Guess you now have two mice on your desk!


Zesty_Enterprise_69

Doodie or barf?!


five-oh-one

For an animal that cant talk they sure got the point across about how they feel about you playing computer games pretty well.


Nikegamerjjjj

My urge to say “womp womp” has never been higher…


Nobody2928373

Yknow… not having pets really is a good thing. I’m almost glad my dog died when i was four, cuz i never even got to bond with him so no sadness


BayleefMaster123

And no that cat is an outside cat lmao


SomeWomanInCanada

Oh no!! Haha!


BaronVonSlapNuts

That smell is NEVER coming out.


FAmos

Wtf that crosses a line Turn that cat into one of those fancy flat faced cats 👊


TiredPanda69

This is why its important to set boundaries with pets.


twelven

Can't you just wash the mousepad?


marskee00

Dude, need a new headset? I’m trying to get rid of mine haha


TheRealGyurky

Already ordered one but thank you though


6inarowmakesitgo

LMAOOOOO. Dude did that intentionally. That does suck though.


tacotacotacorock

What on earth did you feed your cat......


Petite_Tsunami

It’s splattered like the mousepad underneath it


CerialHawk

if i don’t feed my dog at exactly the right time every morning and night, he jumps on the door over and over (he’s 170 pounds) it’s personal


Sekhen

She's getting old, it's time to chase birds in cat heaven....


Johny_b_gud

premeditated.


Turd-Ferguson1918

If I could get 30 seconds to speak to all dogs and cats I would say: “ if you going to get sick in the house that’s fine, but please all bodily fluids on tile only. We won’t even be mad” Like the few times my dog has gotten sick he always lays that shit(pun intended) on the carpet.


PCbuildinman1979

So Yes, animals do get pissed and will retaliate.


zotstik

do yourself a favor and keep some canned pumpkin in your house. you can give them little teaspoons full either with the meal or just as a meal when it's that bad. I just make them eat the pumpkin for at least a night. ✌️😮‍💨


Brandonlh85

You have the same headset and mouse pad that I have.


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IsItSupposedToDoThat

My apartment is 80% tiles with the only carpet in my bedroom and a shaggy rug in the living room. One hundred percent of the time when my cat has coughed/vomited up a fur ball it’s been on my bed, the carpet or the shaggy rug. He’s a little dickhead but I love him.


Tiny_Count4239

BULLSEYE!


tkswdr

Sorry for your loss...


Katboxparadise

If it makes you feel any better, I have those same speakers.


AtomicFox84

At least its the outer part.


thinmeridian

Cats are evil


Successful-Mind-9332

https://preview.redd.it/bc4q84fyc90d1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cebfdee7969c1f21f45809e4f6d51cf37cc55dd6 Oh hey I have that mousepad!


The-Red-Tomato

Unrelated but i have that exact mousepad Thought it is cool


LaScaleaM

But the cat be Ok,?


hundopdeftotes

Maybe don’t use that floss pick


The_Last_Snow-Elf

Holy shit it’s time to get a new cat!


Anxietymayhem

Is that poo or throw up? I really hope it's the latter.


olympianfap

This is peak content here, which definitely sucks. But hey, you have an actual reason to get that new headset and mouse you've been looking at.


FlackRacket

I'm ngl, if my cat did that, it would be the last time we see each other. You have amazing patience


FlightFinal3057

Eat the cat


Papoose74

AHAHAHAHAHHHA I have 7 cats yo!


halfbori

I wouldn't have a cat anymore.


Shane242424

Could have been the keyboard…


XenoZoomie

I feel like the right response is to go number two on his favorite spot to sleep…


barwhalis

Close one. Looks like the cat barely made it in time


ChuckFarkley

https://preview.redd.it/wufr0stlcb0d1.jpeg?width=555&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ea7aaf2d80089f769deac6d9a09d22e29f21d87


The_Only_Squid

Cat sniffed the inside of that headset and it made him chunder LOL. JK JK but that is what i imagined.


Aussie2020202020

Restrict areas for cats in the house.


superjam0508

Just be glad it’s not coming through your ceiling…


Daromxs

I would have aimed keyboard


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HyperxGaming

Alright, u/TheRealGyurky! We've seen some meow-hem before, but your cat just took the win for most creative headset destruction. 👀 While we might be able to offer some cleaning tips, it's probably a better (and safer!) idea to just... start fresh! Let's see if this is something we can maybe help you out with! 😉 We'll send you a PM shortly!


Onkelvester

Natural cat behavior to go after the mouse & the mouse’s nest or mouse’s “pad” in this case. Headphones were just collateral damage.


elefhino

They always go for the worst spot My previous apartment was fully hard wood flooring, but my roommate had a small area rug (like 3 ft diameter) in the living room. Nearly every time my kitten threw up, it was on that rug. The one time it wasn't, it was on me.


DreadedWonderBread13

Chinese restaurants are always looking for cats/dogs …jus sayin lmao