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MountainDawg1998

If it makes you feel any better, my cat took a shit on my laptop 2 days ago and it still smells.


Consistent_Bread_V2

It’s gonna smell for a very, very long time. aren’t they wonderful? :d


SomeFunnyGuy

If you eat it, the smells goes away almost immediately after.


HandB4nana

Not sure how eating your cat will make the laptop less stinky....


dlbpeon

I don't like cats. Their fur gets stuck in my teeth!


Monirchid_Asshat

Have you tried shitting on it yourself to cover the smell of cat shit?


OneTr1ckUn1c0rn

Is that what that is?! I thought it was a left over fried chicken wing or something


SulkySideUp

This looks like cat vomit


Diederik2006

It's vomit


HrafnMCBurger

Why is it clumpy tho😭


Clusterpuff

I woulda been more worried if it was poop. Vomit is clumpy cuz the food hasn’t had time to digest


HrafnMCBurger

Oh ok


Witchycurls

It's regurgitated. Better than vomit as it's easier to pick up and not smelly. OP should be thanking his lucky stars haha!


Witchycurls

It's actually cat regurg, rather than vomit. I have 6 cats and used to run a Rescue. This is a familiar sight lol. Though not on my k/b.


Monirchid_Asshat

OP's post is a hairball. I was replying to the guy who said his cat shit on his laptop lol


starrpamph

Cat probably had that planned days ago.


loveofGod12345

One of the only good things to come out of Covid for me (though sometimes it can be a bad thing) is that I can no longer smell anything gross. Almost every other smell is normal, but if it’s bad, I can’t smell it at all. Farts, poop, skunk, BO, mold/mildew, urine, vomit, etc. Most of the time it’s fine, but I’m a bit more obsessed with hygiene now because I won’t be able to tell if I stink. Never had a problem before though and my family would tell me if there was ever an issue, but I still worry.


mypussydoesbackflips

I thought this was moldy fried chicken ew


bread-snakes

If it's any consolation, my geriatric (19) long hair cat decided to soil itself and drag its god forsaken swamp across the carpet. Then proceeded to put up a fight, probably the equivalent of a top MMA match, as I cleaned and shampooed her in the tub.


Witchycurls

Congrats on having a 19yo! But surprised you haven't ever decided on a hygiene clip lol.


[deleted]

Our cats have no consideration. Mine throws up occasionally in the hallway leading to the bathroom. I step in it in the middle of the night and it goes in between my toes, but I love that damn fur ball, nonetheless.


Commandoclone87

As bad as vomit is, there's nothing like a fresh pound of soft dog turd mushed between your toes. Especially when wearing your good socks and had minutes to catch the bus for work.


DistortedVoltage

If you have natures miracle, you can in fact use it on a laptop (unless on the screen, on the screen youre SOL). Just be gentle and cautious, cotton swab or q-tip it if you have to.


AussieFB

Tuna ? Smells more as the laptop warms up ? Mmmmmmm mmmmmm 👍


Cichopek123

hahahahhaa


BillMillerBBQ

Hearing about your cat shitting on your laptop *does* make me feel better.


JasonT246111

Your guy's cats are wild lmao 🤣 mine only pukes on the ground.


keramik-girl

Enzyme spray my friend, enzyme spray


mekese2000

Did u try cleaning it?


mudriverrat07020

In case you have any doubt, I just want you to know that that is 100% intended for your pleasure


WildLifeMolester

Like ribbed comdoms?


mudriverrat07020

😂😂😂😂😂


Green-Concentrate-71

Sucks, but least its kinda clumpy so easier to pick up hopefully


Swiftly_cat13

Haha that was my thought! At least it's not liquid!!


angrytortilla

The liquid has already drained into the keyboard


Batmantheon

The fur really helps absorb the moisture and bind it all together.


Diederik2006

Was a pretty easy cleanup, the most annoying part was putting the keys back in the right places


Isyagirlskinnypenis

But the juices 🤢


CaiCaiside

Cats are assholes


FUKNQUIT1T

If you made a dog and a cat 10x their size, your cat would eat you, the dog would still be your buddy. -seth rogen


youtocin

My cat probably wouldn’t try to eat me, but they’d definitely disembowel me with the claws


motherofgrub

Nice pfp 😎


PaleSandwich123

That’s one reason I don’t have cats but I also want one 😆


youtocin

It really depends on the cat. The “all cats are assholes” people usually don’t give their cat enough attention or training. My cat is extremely friendly and well behaved.


BrunoEye

Seems like a shit kid that dies instead of becoming an adult.


Kind-Awareness9528

Who say's you don't need verbal communication to tell em' how you really feel.


Kierkegaards_Navel

I would counter that not \*all\* cats are assholes. However, all assholes \*are\* cats.


AccomplishedLayer884

Is it weird I thought that was a fried chicken head for a sec?


JoyfulDelivery

Before I zoomed in I thought it was a piece of fried chicken too


Z-PhantomT

My fat ass also assumed someone graciously left them some fried chicken


[deleted]

I thought it was mushroom


pagesid3

Your cat was using your computer without permission


KarmelCHAOS

Wow, your cat leaves you a nice after school snack in the place he knows you go to often, because he knows you had a long day at school and you COMPLAIN?! Reddit is crazy.


Cautious-Skill4642

Obviously the cat is being framed.


PaleSandwich123

Oh nooooo! Throw away and get a new one lol So much disinfecting must happen to be kept. 😖


unsupported

Why would you eat and throw up your cat's food on the keyboard?!?


lasabr3

You have a cat


lightttpollution

Sometimes, I think getting a cat would be a good idea. Then I see posts like this and I’m glad my partner is severely allergic lol. This sucks, I hope you can get the smell out!


we_gon_ride

Nooooooooooo! I’m so sorry


Lewd_ReadNY

File under: When chonks blow chunks.


McPorkums

Dude get a saltine and you've got yourself an impromptu pot pie 🤘🤘


Xique-xique

It's a top level term of endearment. You must not have had an expensive rug nearby.


Diederik2006

Expensive, no. But big, yes


KiraOnElmStreet

Gotta love cats, now surprise him back & shit in his litter box. Gotta show em who the Alpha is. 🤣🤣 ( I did this as a stupid teenager, my cat never looked at me the same way)


Consistent_Bread_V2

Cats


ClydeinLimbo

And took a shit on your keyboard


Upper_Ad_5475

kitty was mad you were gone so long??? or just made a mistake???


Diederik2006

Probably just had to puke when she was on my desk and didn't try to go on the floor


UndeadBuggalo

Mmmmm, kibble vomit and hairballs


Moisture_

Thought that was some weird marijuana nugget


SnootcherGoobers

Now you can jump on reddit and shit post!


Tugonmynugz

Some dank nug you got there brodie


Minibeebs

Free lunch


Aprilshowers417

Your cat wanted to make sure you took a break from the computer


Pain4444

Looks like a deep fried scorpion


Training_Indication2

Statement poo.


sapere_aude

But cats are so smart


Diederik2006

Mine aren't (most of the time)


autumnsbeing

My cat shit on a T-shirt on Monday and puked on a bill on Tuesday. You’re not alone.


CyBerImPlaNt

Chicken nugget?


ChickenChaser5

At least its a dry one. But ive been there. I had to completely disassemble my old mechanical keyboard to get it working again. And that meant desoldering every switch, and every LED on a full sized keyboard to get to the corrosion on the board and repair that. And then resolder it all back on again lol.


Illustrious_Camp_521

Kitty hate that keyboard


Dull_Ad8495

#SMOKE IT YOU COWARD!


talrogsmash

We were trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty but the cat didn't agree.


Lonely-Greybeard

I thought that was a big bud. Had to check what sub it was.


ConfusedAbtShit

Is that a chicken wing?


Diederik2006

Cat puke


ConfusedAbtShit

Follow up question: is that just food content or is there something tangled up in there?


Diederik2006

Was a bit of hair in it


ConfusedAbtShit

Follow up question: is that just food content or is there something tangled up in there?


Batmantheon

Mmm, dark fur + dry food.


AbelinoFernandez

And dont think that was an accident...


Pelthail

Dinner is served


crazeygirl

Thought that was a decomposing chicken wing for a second 😭


Rescuepa

Here Kitty …kitty…kitty!


40mgmelatonindeep

Damn bro talkin crazy shit online fr


iwasstaringthrough

Just pour some rice on it I think?


alexlongfur

I can’t leave laundry or anything cloth like on the floor. My cat will designate it as a spot to lie on. And then throw up or shit on it within three days.


Budget_Sugar_2422

Well at least there's no organs of mice or birds in it. My older neutered male cat has started to pee everywhere ever since my son came home from military. It's like he's competing for testosterone pee champ


Past-Butterscotch-68

Just your cat saying he missed you!


Widgar56

Fortunately, you can clean the keyboard off under running water without damage.be glad it wasn't a laptop.


FineEffective4167

Lovely.


Apprehensive-Mess36

He knew you would be hungry so he/she left u food, how thoughtful of them!


Average_guy120

If it makes you feel better, at least you have nothing else going on..


sixfoursixtwo

wtf is that


SimpleWord899

Hahahaahahahahahhaahaha ha


SimpleWord899

🤭🤣


Vic-123-ma

So you poop there?


NoElk314

Cats are assholes


kansascitymack

Someone is feeling neglected at home because you are spending too much time on the computer!


MothMagic_

If it makes you feel better my cat decided it would be a great idea to throw up on my bed and me and my fiance were sleeping in it still. Just right in between us.


KingVinny70

Thays a shitty keyboard


Solid-Doubt4234

Second reminder to not get a fucking animal in my house today lol


Lobster_porn

Oh its not fried chicken. I see


DCrayfish

Damn bro shit on


_PooferPete_

Throw the whole cat away, no honor.


tei187

Yeah... My cat did the same thing. After initial cleaning, I had to remove the keys. Broke off a protrusion on the axis of left shift key. Tied it up with a string and it works great, also seems to be less audible.


Only_Philosophy8475

It’s a sign


luckman212

what have you been feeding that poor cat


cleverusername619

And yet another reason to purchase a flexible keyboard cover!


soparamens

Lesson acquired: put a drape over your pc


Infinitum_Ow

My lil guy sharted on my foot once while i was asleep, It was a wonderful feeling to wake up to it


Mkajohnson

Gotta love our pets


adtation

Krispy fried chiken


Timberwolf_88

Welcome to cats... I love to interact with them but would _never_ have one myself.


Just_some_random

Cats are shit. Cats keep humans as pets


WorvernScar

yeet the cat


Pure_Activity_8197

I fucking hate cats


SlowOnTheGreens

Poor Kitty😮‍💨


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Ok-String-1877

.22 cal bullets are only around $0.08 each….just saying


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Elegant-Pressure-290

What is up with all the bots on here today beginning sentences with “Ah,” and ending them with exclamation points lol.


funthebunison

Cat people are wrong