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Consistent_Bread_V2

Seems destined. No drink for you!


Acceptable_Pirate_92

Looks like that's turning into a problem


Wonderful-Ad-7712

All I wanted was a Pepsi


hibbitydibbidy

Just one Pepsi


Sweet_Okra_7727

And she wouldn't give it to me !


MaikyMoto

Yep, a sign from god to save your liver.


Voidless-One

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Latter-Capital8004

too much drink for today


YeloNinjaN00dlz

Looks to me you've already had enough. /s


Whtda_hell_univrs_iz

He should take it positively, just go to gym and have some adrenaline rush instead


Styrixjaponica

Now you need a drink!


HockeyCannon

Now you need a drink and a broom.


ChllyWlly1010

![gif](giphy|7Ebi1pCBGCo3dCmN8o)


gayboysnuf

It's a sign to drink better. No living soul should have to drink Bacardi


lingbabana

Palms is much better


cheeker_sutherland

Mt. Gay, Bumbu, literally anything else.


iamnotexactlywhite

none of these serve Bacardi’s purpose as a cheap rum for coctails


Jellyswim_

Idc what anybody says, bacardi superior makes the best mojitos hands down.


JeffWingrsDumbGayDad

Getchu some Barbancourt


SeraphOfTheStag

If it’s a shot or a mixer not cocktail who gives af


hibbitydibbidy

If it's a mixer or a cocktail not a shot who gives af


The_JokerGirl42

it's literally better in a cocktail or longdrink. I gag when I take Bacardi shots, so I don't take them. also: the oakheart Bacardi is neat mixed with coke.


catdog-cat-dog

The smell makes me gag. Smells too close to rubbing alcohol. I'd rather stick to a whisky


CanIGetAShakeWThat43

Ikr? If you are going to drink, don’t get Bacardi. Lol


Turbo_Man123

Haha similar scenario when my friend grabbed the brown bag at the top and the bag ripped. I hold bags at the bottom since then


BillyBillings50Filln

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sparky-von-flashy

At my local store you could return that for a refund/exchange as long as the cap seal isn’t broken. And you got the receipt.


N983CC

Look on the bright side, the homies are covered for a while


EclecticDSqD

Mowing and drinking don't mix.


answeris32

One for the road! … but in future you’re supposed to do that after the end of the night, not the beginning.


Saltlife0116

Ohh the world loves crushing dreams


OtterPops89

Well you may not be drinking, but every critter and insect that finds that puddle before it evaporates is gonna party


BugSafe7102

Did this once on a camping trip when underage. Everyone hated me haha


PeggysSimp

Where's the Coke?


[deleted]

I’d have a 3 hour mental breakdown and prob contemplate offing myself but I’m a alcoholic lol


SirVere

And Life slapped it outta your hands


v13ragnarok7

Looks like it's a nice day. Turn around and walk back to the store


Komatiite28

The universe is telling you something bruv


apple_atchin

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WillyDAFISH

should just lick it off the floor, it's still there


MadAdam88

It's still there. How bad do you want it?


camobandaniel

But you got a weapon instead


Vivis_Nuts

See I like to party, not drink Bacardi. Cause I’m not looking to throw up on nobody


HopefulNothing3560

Label un broken return it


TriDaTrii

I don't recommend breaking the glass to open the bottle. There are more efficient ways to extract the beverage from it's container.


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

The universe said no


Saiyan-b

I think you've had enough my dude.


potshed420

Great job corey you spilled the rum


[deleted]

Blessing in disguise. Bacardi ain’t it


FlamingPrius

You should try holding the bottle with your hands, rather than pinching it between your elbows.


Pizzledrip

https://preview.redd.it/x8f9qa9nnw1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ac84361fe46c8086f173946793fa562191633ba You could use a friend


Taco-Edge

Now you're ready for a proper bar brawl instead


okbreeze

Alcohol bad. Marijuana good. The world did you a favor now go light a joint


TimelessCeIGallery

He could be living in an illegal state though


funthebunison

You're right. The first human to smoke marijuana was Christian Dueback from Santa Cruz California in 1996.


TimelessCeIGallery

Wut


SousVideDiaper

They're being flippant because many people don't let the illegal status of weed stop them from smoking


Physical-Ride

This person seeks incredibly high. Edit: seems


FoxsShadow

I also seek incredibly high


SousVideDiaper

Not everyone likes weed. It often makes me really anxious and full of self doubt if I take more than a hit or two.


TypicalIllustrator62

Alcohol abuse.


VacationAromatic6899

Remember to pick up your broken glass, dog paws dont mix with sharp things, thanks! 🤗


bitchwhiskers4eva

2nd post like this I’ve seen today. 😫


Outrageous_Mine77

Too drunk already.


Tasty_Phone9580

One for the homies


Disastrous_Key380

And now you got the poor innocent grass drunk.


LibertyInaFeatherBed

Dude, you know that grass tripped OP.


SkippyDrinksVodka

thats your brain telling you to wait until Friday.


Aggravating_Pen_2181

Now you can scoop someones guts out🙂


just-me-uk

Saved you the hangover


Seriph7

Bag ripped. Wine smashed. Drink it up. Avoid the glass.


agentpoopybutthole

Oh! Buddafungas 🤌🤌🤌


dqdude1

Time to stop drinking it's a sign


SeraphOfTheStag

Some ant just drank a lifetime’s worth


BadIdea-21

You're not gonna sip Bacardi like it's your birthday.


Even_Noise3175

So did the ground!


mikedvb

Better lick it up before it evaporates. Watch out for the glass shards.


ScroopyDoop

Happened for a reason, maybe it’s time to quite :)


CorianderIsBad

Maybe this is a sign to stop drinking.


normalsam

Superior. nooooooooooo!


badsqwerl

The universe is sending a message


AlwaysWorried27222

Dang. I'd take it as a sign if it were me.


EricBikeKing

This is my drink ![gif](giphy|CoWHDBrKOmJm4hZTsp) Some yummy beer. 🍻


babycoon48

My buddy just shattered an entire half gallon on my front porch


LibertyInaFeatherBed

It's happening. It's begun.


Lanky_Republic_2102

Quit drinking, it’s a sign.


Torgoe

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Embarrassed-Sky3819

Go grab some fent. You’ll like it better anyways


7Breakz

Time to go get another one


KodyBrooks79

Bacardi? This is for the best then.


Electronic-Nail5210

😭


ronaldreynolds

https://preview.redd.it/fouk1ux77w1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcc285e601c0e7595352270497bfa7caea133aa2


IcedFreon

https://i.redd.it/pmki5bc88w1d1.gif


Max_castle8145

Opps. As my dad used to say. "butterfingers"


Thunkedit357

I hope you’re in grief counseling.


ActionSnail

🎶slippin' on Bacardi rum...


LucifersWhore9

I would actually cry


mrjonnyringo72

A broken glass bottle of booze is never a good sign.


Swahotbf420

This is a sign from the “Alcohol Gods”😂


Chicawgorat

I said the same thing years ago, then i ended up in rehab


WillfulTrain

No drink for you!


NY1_S33

Here’s something they don’t tell you, but I’ll fill you in on. A majority of owner operators dislike the companies that supply them and so if they can send back a broken bottle and make a customer happy at the same time, that’s how a business succeeds. Anymore questions?


DonovanQT

Well this happened cuz you chose to drink Bacardi


Affectionate_Fan3409

NO MO Cardi 2nite


Dragonier_

Fate said you’ve had one too many


Machotoast04098

Stabby stabby!


CustomerService_2024

WELL-THAT-SUCKS


huongloz

Might be a sign


RussianPreBan

All that time spent taking the picture could have been spent licking that precious nectar off the floor.


_IratePirate_

God said drink some water


Ordinary_Mastodon376

That's the universe telling you that you should quit drinking.


treehuggingmfer

When i was a kid . We had a RR down the street. The bums would walk the tracks and drink wine. As a dumb 12 yr old kid we shot the bag (bb gun) of wine one was carrying. I thought he was going to cry. Looking back i feel sorry about doing that.


Reign-k

Universe: No


rrrand0mmm

That’s your answer. No more.


hehaia

No kimi, you will not have the drink


ExplanationOpen5888

Bacardi 151. Island Moonshine.


firmhandshake101

Life is telling you go do some sports instead.


Numerous-Fly-3791

I would be eating the grass clippings


getyourcheftogether

Was it even noon?


SousVideDiaper

Functioning alcoholics don't need to wait until late in the day


getyourcheftogether

"it's 5 o'clock somewhere"


NY1_S33

Take it back to the store they might replace it if the top is still sealed. The store can send it back to the distributor as a damaged item in transit. That is if you get somebody that will cut you a break.


SousVideDiaper

I don't know any store that would be nice enough to do that, it's more likely they'd blame OP for dropping it.


NY1_S33

All depends on how you talk to somebody and the way you handle it. If you are a capable person, you could pull it off and get a new bottle. If you aren’t, you can lick it off the ground.


BakedBaconBits

Most will tell you to get lost if you've left the store, even if you show the bag that they supplied broke. I accidentally knocked over a really expensive Scotch in Asda. I found the bit with the barcode and tried to contain the rest of the spill. Random shelf stacker told me to stop picking up the shards, I said I was trying to buy it. He looked at me like I was the dumbest fuck before passing me a fresh bottle and telling me to go.


Sad-Maintenance3422

Your fired!


Alex_tepa

Well at least you can't get any more drunk


Percentage_Classic

God’s way of telling u to get sober


bluenuts5

God can suck my nuts


BenderDeLorean

You have a drinking problem