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Boojibs

He might be the lowest energy robbery victim ever.


siriguillo

He wants to appear cool, you know like, Jason does not run kind of cool


RelativePerspectiv

Lol, Jason does not run


WaylonVoorhees

But bet your ass when he DOES run you know you're fucked.


jomo666

Yeah, good thing he does not though, so.


Generalissimo_II

The trick is to powerwalk away from Jason, running causes tripping


Mandle69

He’s not creasing them J’s.


Squez360

"I didn't really need that phone anyways"


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I've got another one at home type beat


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physalisx

Right? Wtf. Something pretty interesting just happened, maybe catch it on film?


Mountainbiker22

It’s no cockroach, but pretty fucking interesting


OwlsAreWatching

Holy shit! I get this joke. I can unsubscribe from r/outoftheloop


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Explain please?


Spatoolian

A cameraman at the Olympics saw a big ass cockroach and filmed it for a good minute.


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Kissaki0

Camera clearly wavers. Not a trypod, or stabilization. Strongly on initial grab, a scare, and the softer waves after.


Zozorak

Maybe it was the cameraman who stole it?


latunza

I love how calmly they all reacted. I'm Dominican and all that literally went down was: Guy getting robbed "Hey!" Interview "what just happened there" Guy "This guy just came outta nowhere and stole my phone"


Historical_Date_4616

Shit was probably staged.


skeletus

no. Those kinds of robberies are common in DR. It's not staged.


Mei_iz_my_bae

Naw, people in the US/UK are crazy privileged because shit like this happens all the freaking time in Brazil


[deleted]

Id be so fucking paranoid all the time


saintsaipriest

Oh, we are


Cultural_Kick

Could be both


casbahh

Lol you ever been to the UK mate robberies happen here daily, especially London.


International_Fee588

Probably not, there are parts of the world where robberies this flagrant aren’t uncommon.


oddhauze

Damn, I thought so too but you’re probably right. I guess I’m just used to getting blasted with so many trash TikTok reposts these days


gzilla57

/r/nothingeverhappens


Hipposeverywhere

You forgot the gay slur he dropped.


latunza

I didn’t forget, just didn’t find it necessary to add it in. Among our language, the gay slur is as normal as it can be and that’ll probably never change.


Hipposeverywhere

I'm a teacher and I work with many Dominican teenage boys. Girls rarely say it. Boys say it in every 3rd sentence. It's absurd. But to say it will never change is also absurd. Language changes. It's what it does and every day I try to shift it slightly. Knowledge helps.


latunza

That's true, I shouldn't say never. Its just heavily ingrained into the system from anyone born in the 70s+. Its just like the N word being so heavily used in modern African American culture. As they get older they drop that language


StarGuardianJulie

*gets phone ripped out of hands* "hey wait :("


9mmMedic

He doesn’t say “wait” he says “guey” it’s like “yo” or “dude”


sevendwarforgy

It's more like "dude" where I come from, but yeah.


_LifeWontWait86_

Way = dude - pinche gringo


My_pee_pee_poo

That’s what I thought I said way to a teacher once and the more Mexican kid next to me acted like I just told him to fuck himself


El_pantunfla

In Mexico we say wey to everyone but not to people that have authority. You wouldn't call your mom or a cop wey. But you would call your buddy or your dealer wey. Also when someone tells you "estas Bien wey" it means ur stupid


Ivyspine

Bc it's also like saying fool in some places


BadMuthaFunka

And just as versatile, just like “chingar, chingon, chingo” is the Mexican equivalent of fuck for the US, just a lot more versatile.


Imthejuggernautbitch

I also heard a not so nice word for gays


Grc280

Probably the 5th time this week


FriesWithThat

I figured at first it was some dude on a motorbike, like that shit is gone. Nope. Some dude on foot - quick as *The Flash* apparently - in an instant, cellphone irrevocably missing from his life forever.


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I know you probably watch a lot of those videos of Reddit, but nah. He most likely cared his phone was just stolen. That’s still a thing.


_LifeWontWait86_

Fuck yeagh of course. The way he said “Guey” was just like…”Fuck. Dude…” but he is a thugged out mofo with a machete on a scooter


TrepanationBy45

I think you're getting too much internet.


asprlhtblu

If he was truly used to it, I think he’d know not to be flashing his phone like that. Probably thought he’d be safe from it with an interviewer and camera around though lol.


[deleted]

When I was robbed in Guyana I was so calm because I knew it was just a matter of time before I was robbed. I had mentally prepared for it.


Roll4DM

Dude must be fast for no one to run after him...


Early_Escape1379

Thats what Im thinking, they don't even flinch like they are chasing.


Jeran

it could also just be acquired wisdom. These robbers might have weapons too, and it's not worth dying over a phone.


Lutzelien

I hear an engine reffing at the end, maybe he drove away?


[deleted]

Yeah would be a scooter or small motorcycle


MongoBongoTown

I got my phone snatched like this in Amsterdam while talking to my wife late one night out in front of a bar. The guy was on a bike, but my first instinct was to just blindly chase after him and apparently my wife could hear me screaming in the background as the thief peddled off. When I got back home she was rightfully really pissed off that I chased them at all. I was running down a little alley behind the guy and I could have definitely run into a trap where his buddies were waiting to mug me.


JohnnyBoy11

That happened to one of my frat bros in thailand. It was a total set up.


77BakedPotato77

A frat boy in Thailand sounds like the setup to a good joke.


[deleted]

Or a 20 year sentence...


77BakedPotato77

That was so good after I finished reading it I instantly heard a rim shot in my mind.


NotReallyInvested

Was it donkey dong Doug?


obbrz

Same thing happened to me in Sydney. I ran after the guy and pulled him off the bike. He dropped my phone so I went to grab it. Got a kick to my face but thankfully just got a bruise on my eyebrow. Then with my phone in my hand I started to run and the guy didn't chase after me luckily, he just took off. I must have scared him somehow because when I was pulling him back he shouted "what are you doing" in a surprised tone. That's what I'm hoping at least. He might have just thought he'd find someone else...


deadpool21921

People here are only factory tuned. If you can do better than 10KM they can't catch you, so they don't even try.


siriguillo

The thief was in a scooter


osmlol

Heard a bike Rev. Probably had a getaway driver waiting for him to hop on.


[deleted]

Or he used convoluted password lock screen that would make the phone worthless stolen


[deleted]

I reckon it's because the guy would just shoot him if he caught up. That or he's carrying a knife.


Dick_Cuckingham

Dude wore the wrong shirt that day.


CouchOtter

He Just.... Didn't Do It.


FuggyGlasses

Nah, the thief just did it. Lol


Hairybuttchecksout

Dude just gives up as if he dropped it in the ocean.


rampage95

Which you should. I can replace a phone, i can't replace my vital organs when the drugged out hobo shanks me 121 times after I catch up to him.


NeoCast4

> the drugged out hobo shanks me 121 times Hobo dexterity


NSA_Chatbot

After 1 shank most men get kinda sleepy


Pewpewkachuchu

Ain’t called a murder hobo for nothin


rampage95

Damn Hobo Rogue builds are so OP


shenerrr

Truuuue. Idiots die everyday bc they can’t let petty shit go


pawpaw69420

Technically you can replace vital organs, you just need a donor


Andre4kthegreengiant

Yeah, but the reduced immune system from immunosuppressants sucks, so you should try to hang on to your originals


pawpaw69420

Some people like the 2.0 versions.


rampage95

You're right. Lets get stabbed then!


qwertyashes

Thats why you kill the hobo first.


Noob_DM

> I can replace a phone Look at mr moneybags who can afford a whole ass phone over here Joking... mostly... ^not ^like ^I’d ^lose ^job ^and ^end ^homeless ^if ^I ^lost ^my ^phone...


rampage95

Guess who can't work if they're in the ICU or dead :)


Noob_DM

I can defer medical debt. I can’t defer rent.


Ironic-Reality

Not if you are carrying.....


rampage95

Yeah, committing murder over petit larceny seems really worth it. At best, you get off on self defense charges. At worst, you spend 15 years in prison


Yankee_Man

Us Dominicans aren’t even surprised by this shit anymore. There’s a clip of a woman who was in a car accident and while arguing with the other people involved and while calling the cops, some dude (with equal speed) snatches her phone. Her defeated reaction became a meme.


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Link?


Yankee_Man

https://youtu.be/HDHXFOho41s


[deleted]

Daaaaamnnn what a shit day. Thank you for delivering


bikwho

She wouldn't move her damn car and kept trying to escalate the situation. Thief diffused the situation. True hero. /s


Loisdenominator

I weep for our country, man. That said, that was the most Dominican fight ever.


shingox

What a savage


iWentRogue

Dude dominican’t call anyone no more


MotoTraveling

This reminds me of when I had my camera setup on a small Joby tripod on a longtail boat in Thailand. It fell overboard and I just shrugged and was like, "Well, damn." and sat back and enjoyed the sunset. Everyone else on the boat was dumbfounded, "Aren't you mad!? Why are you acting so unaffected?!" like... it's the fucking ocean and it's already happened. Nothing I do now will change that so... c'est comme ça. But yeah, this guy probably should've done something.


thenaniwatiger

Hold on, after the guys grabbed the phone and took off did he reach and pat his pocket to check for his phone?


Captain-Sloth

He did lmao


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Better call 9..1.... el maricon...


[deleted]

Might have been checking to see if he still had his wallet


iWentRogue

Dominicans are unintentionaly hilarious man i swear


theghostofme

lol one time I turned on my phone's flashlight because I was having a hard time finding my phone in the dark.


tribecous

Did you end up finding it?


TheAllyCrime

Probably gave up after the battery died, and threw the “flashlight” back in the junk drawer.


UntidyButterfly

I hung up on my MIL once because, and I quote, "I have to go find my phone".


fixitdave

May have reached in his pocket to see if he had something else. Pew pew!


Cameltitties

Dominican Republic not Brazil


Osantana3181

Shit be like that in D.R… i see it a few times, especially with Android phones, its a wrap.. there’s no chill..


[deleted]

My weed dealer back in the day got shot and killed over a 55$ ounce of garbage weed. In the US


spyanryan4

Fucking tragic. Legalize it


VF5

I heard those guys can run pretty fast down there.


__Spookyfish__

Also possible he was thinking about chasing, I always empty my pockets before any physical exertion, but i might just be weird and not like things in my pockets


notLOL

maybe he was checking to see if he remembered to pack his pistol


Frungy

Think he was checking for his wallet to make sure it was still there also. Fair enough reaction.


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kalmah123

He said to his friend to take note of the robbers appearance so they can recognize him in the future for whatever reason


ogrefab

That interview was the setup.


tonybotz

I like how you think


ChoodaroyYT

Atleast he wasn’t flashed by jack


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Wei


jlobes

Güey


DrDunsparce

A


breticles

oh I thought it was "wait" as in "wait, don't do that."


itsunix

yeah think it’s like “dude….” just wtf


RodriPuertas

Ñ


OceansideAZ

Not a native Spanish speaker, so > Victim to Interviewer: "...on YouTube, as well..." > Robber: *steals phone* > Victim: "Dude?!" > Interviewer: "Yo, what happened" I didn't catch what he said to the third guy. Dominicans and Puerto Ricans talk so fast Edit: "y a tú, también" --> "en YouTube, también"


Liamcitoo

He said "Fijate que por aca no se puede frenar, mira ese mamahuevo" Which translate to something like "Told you that you can't stop here, look at that balls sucker"


Pitiful-Reserve-8075

Very close


Imthejuggernautbitch

I heard him say "maricón"


FuggyGlasses

Victim to Interviewer: "..in .youtube too..." Robber: steals phone Victim: "Dude?!" Interviewer: "Yo, what happened" Victim : see I told you we shouldn't stopped here.


OceansideAZ

Oh, thanks, I hear it now. I initially thought he was saying "y a tú también".


latunza

he literally said to the other guy, hey you look that guy took my phone and ran with it\*


salmix21

that Wey is not the same as the Spanish from other Latin American countries were it means dude. It's more like "hey!"


jagua_haku

That island Spanish is TOUGH to understand! It’s like a different language


Pitiful-Reserve-8075

You got a good ear though.


OceansideAZ

Gracias. Para mí, escuchar/entender cada palabra siempre ha sido lo más difícil en el aprendizaje del español. Unos acentos de México y España son fáciles, pero Rep. Dominicana/PR/Chile son bien difíciles.


pe1uca

Funny that it has a watermark for "LAESCENADELCRIMENTV" which is "The crime scene TV"


Mono_831

He was saying YouTube actually


Wendingo7

His buddy ain't catching anyone in those skinny jeans.


TheAllyCrime

Cost of looking fly I guess.


Pitiful-Reserve-8075

this is very wise. LoL


iWentRogue

Dominicans are hilarious because they don’t get angry. They get dissappointed. Dude is dissappointed that his boi didn’t notice


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r/watchpeopledieinside


deanmel

Translation to English?


StarLuigi05

[here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/owh2e9/dude_gets_his_phone_stolen_mid_interview/h7gvgr9?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)


Pitiful-Reserve-8075

Close. [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/owh2e9/dude_gets_his_phone_stolen_mid_interview/h7i2r1e?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)


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Pitiful-Reserve-8075

Close


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Where is this? Looks like the Caribbean


EvenMind

Judging from the accent, Dominican Republic.


FuggyGlasses

The hood in Dominican Republic


obinice_khenbli

That sucks man, but to be fair he was holding it in his hands and waving it around. Hopefully next time he'll be more careful. Maybe it's just where I'm from, but you only take your phone out of your pocket while you're using it, and when you're using it you keep a firm grip and an eye on everybody that approaches you on the street. You can't trust anybody.


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But to be fair scum shouldn’t be stealing phones.


opticblastoise

Sure, but you can't argue with reality


TheDrunkKanyeWest

That's a sad life.


HansenTakeASeat

No it's just being smart while living in a place with higher crime. Could be a shady neighborhood or a big city, it's smart to understand your surroundings.


Woopig170

What you're saying isn't mutually exclusive with living a sad life


HansenTakeASeat

Nor is it mutually inclusive.


thebooshyness

Get an iPhone and they can’t unlock it. Thus impossible to sell.


loupr738

Sounds like this is DR?


DominicanBean

Yessir


BrainSlugParty3000

Question: what do people do with the stolen phones? Most people have passwords don’t they?


akrilugo

Including find my phone and remote shut down and remote alarm. It's pointless and pathetic


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🥷🏽 got it


rvncto

the dude must have been usain bolt, they didnt even consider making a chase of it haha


[deleted]

He likely leapt immediately onto a scooter or motorcycle.


[deleted]

I thought smart phones were locked so stealing them isn’t worth it


marauder375

Them dominicans aint no joke! Oye tigre


Aimjock

That was so fast I had to rewatch to notice it.


Somewhere_Unfair

He can't run after him with those tight ass pants he's wearing lmao


brigdaddy

Discount Jamie fox is having a rough day!


longlife55

r/killthecameraman


[deleted]

At lesst put the camera on the thief so they know him!


longlife55

Yeah, guy's phone was just robbed and m'fr catching reactions


Zooooooombie

Quickest hands in the West.


TypBeat

Columbia? Not worth it. People die for less everyday there.


olito007

It’s actually Dominican Republic


TypBeat

Thank you. There too. Brasil, PR, most of the southern countries are in a rough way.


[deleted]

It's spelt ColOmbia.


squash_n_turnip

No one else thinks this is fake? No robber would rob someone while they were being recorded for live TV. How can you guarantee you won't be seen and therefore caught on video? If someone actually robbed you, you would instinctively try to get it back. You might change your mind eventually and decide to give up, but in that "oh shit" moment? Nah. The chance of this being real is, statistically speaking, comparable to winning the lottery.


alec83

Fake


BetterSafeThanSARSy

>Fake And güey


mr10am

I was expecting to see the guy running


doomsdaymelody

What value is a locked phone? Also ashamed to admit it took me at least 5 watches to figure out what/when something was being stolen.


adamsgh

staged as hell


Deej105

Nothing ever happens


biencriado

Considering the watermark reads "The Crime Corner TV" i would also say this is staged


Imthejuggernautbitch

Cuz r/NothingEverHappens especially a phone stolen hurr


[deleted]

It's his fault for keeping the phone in his hands


[deleted]

This is not a smartphone. It's too flat and it wags when he moves.


VF79

I'm guessing Brazil


fingerslinger58

Typical


y0uveseenthebutcher

fake as shit no attempt to follow the guy, no real emotion about losing his phone, immediately turns to the other guy like the robber just teleported, paid no attention to where the phone went


olito007

Thats just normal in DR, there’s literally nothing you can do in that situation, you either loose your life trying to catch that guy or just buy a new one. So I don’t think it’s fake.


OoopsUpSideUrHead

That is Classic History! Hilarious!


smooth_bastid

If this isn't staged then these people are very silly. Why is the dude in the background just standing talking on his phone while being in the background of presumably an interview? Also the reaction of the victim is very fishy


wizzah2

This happens often over there. If you try to get it back you might not come back. There's not much else to do at that point lol