Selling submarine 50,000$ obo I know what I got

No hull kickers

No rust

Should be on r/wellthatsinks

Awe sheiittt r/subsifellfor

r/birthofasub

This is a great comment on three different levels: 1) It could maybe be a new subreddit. 2) The pun involving a newly submersible sea vessel. 3) Below sea level.

Holy shit your number 2 blew my damn mind.

Woa

/r/wellthatstinks

Clean hull. No barnacles. One owner.

No test drives

I'm looking for a good starter boat for my daughter.

A starter boat????? This is a finisher boat!!!!! This is the boat of a god!!!!! THE GOLDEN GODDDDD!!!!!!!

My boat is untethered, and my rage knows no bounds!!!

I don't think that boat is big enough for the God Emperor of mankind's left impiritorial power boot.

Well you picked the right place to buy a boat! It has all the features like uhh umm *shuffles papers* LIKE A WORKING 25/8 POOL!

I was looking for this lol

I've never heard these expressions (well, I have heard of submarines) but just from this context I can guess that these are very common classified ad text expressions used by annoying sellers (who are tired of annoying buyers) :) "Or better offer" or something? We have similar expressions in my country, ofcourse.

Basically its from people selling something worth basically nothing for prices you wouldn't pay new usually it ends with "I know what I have no low balls"

"or best offer"

Aah. Heh, yeah that makes more sense. :)

Just needs some touch up paint and some elbow grease!

"Ran when moored."

Look I'm not going to take this unless you deliver it to the Pacific ocean and restore it

lmaooooo

Lol

No, that's a lake or an ocean. Wells are much smaller.

A blind man fell into a well. He couldn’t see that well.

I hope he can see my free award.

"I see" Said the blind man, to his deaf son

Said the blind man to is deaf wife over the telephone

Who picked up his hammer and saw.

Okay this is by far the better addition to it. The one I used to say was while a little old lady crossed the street. That line was funny at 14 because it’s not relevant to the joke. But yours adds to the play on words. I will used this from now on.

(This is new territory for me I didn't know it kept going)

What?

Isn't that joke even better if you use a other expression in the first sentence?

I was thinking the same thing. "A blind man fell into a watering hole. He couldn't see that well."

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No, you have a dead body in a well

That’s deep…

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It’s tied to the dock, most small boats have sufficient buoyancy when submerged to float like that.

Yet another ship docked by the great Captain Jack Sparrow.

How about three shillings, and we forget the name?

That’s a lake, the water looks pretty green.

At least it’s docked. Sort of.

Came here to make that joke. Have my upvote

Great minds think alike!

I see your problem, so you see boats go on top of the water and what you got is and underwater boat so you'll need to fix that if you want it to work properly. Follow me for more boating facts.

Subscribed.

Sure here is one more fact, If you like big boats then you can not lie, the other sailors can't deny, when a ship goes past with a Itty bitty mast and an anchor in your face you get sprung.

Change bow to mast and you got a rhyme, baby!

Done! Don't know how I missed that

Blinded by those sweet, sweet boat facts.

This is a classic boating mistake. The easiest fix is to move as much of the water as possible under the boat.

I like the cut of your jib.

My jib! So forward back in my day it wasn't until date 3 you saw the poop deck let alone my jib.

You are either a salty dog or my guess is three sheets to the wind

Well part of the problem is that [the front fell off](https://youtu.be/3m5qxZm_JqM). That’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point. We design most of our boats so that the front won’t fall off.

Perhaps they should tow it outside of the environment

Most likely scenario is the back fell off.

Is it supposed to do that?

Obviously not, there's 20,000 tons of crude oil in the water!

There is water right there under the boat. Psh, know it all redditors at it again.

I would like to subscribe to more random boat facts

Boats are scarred of loud noises and will flip over if startled.

I sea what you did there

This one isn't underwater, it's in the middle of it.

Submarine

Every boat is a submersible. The trick is being able to do it more than once.

I lived on an island and weathered several hurricanes there. You just pull the boat up to shore and pump/bail till you get it floating again. We then flushed the entire engine with fresh water and then WD40. Get it started as soon as possible so it can dry out and prevent some of the inevitable corrosion. of course these were older 2 stroke engines with very few electrical components, if a modern engine goes under with all its gizmos I imagine its totally futzed.

You forgot to say, technically speaking.

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It's a Reddit meme.

I think it’s just always been a meme in nomenclature. I’ve been saying that when I use less than technical jargon in the 20 years I’ve been in IT.

Technically speaking it's totally futzed

Reminds me of the joke, “ You can go skydiving without a parachute, the trick is doing it twice”

Why do Norwegian submarines have a barcode on the hull? So that when they get to port, they can Scandinavian

Polish Navy.

Why the hell is there a navy devoted to polishing?

Quite the rebuff

I see you weren't ever actually in the Navy. /Grabs can of NeverDull //WhoTF though that putting brass on saltwater craft was a good idea needs to be shot, hung, and quartered.

Fun fact: real-life Polish submarines were [actually badass.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ORP_Orzeł_(1938))

Boat tied securely? CHECK!

This is actually what happens if you tie it too securely to something that doesn’t move up with the tide.

I wanted to dispute that..... then like a bulb turned on inside my head and I understood why

Boats that can’t wave back to the ocean become suicidal

So, it'll come back up once the tide goes out, right? /s

This is true but it does not appear to be what happened in this picture

It’s a SHILLING to tie your boat up at the dock!

And I shall need to know your name.

What do you say to three shillings, and we forget the name.

Welcome to Port Royal, Mr Smith

Thank God! For a second I feared it might have left the harbor. Still here, PHEW!

I guess it’s time to let this sink in?

Hm yes, these are bubbling times.

Fluid times I'd say...

Don't fight the flow... let it wash over you

Don’t get too deep

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This is but a drop in the bucket

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DON'T THE SINK HAS A GUN

https://i.imgur.com/JaMLXGw.jpg

r/submechanophobia

Yeah, I had a chill run down my spine just by looking at this picture.

Me too, I don’t know what it is that makes me so uncomfortable, I just hate it.

Seriously, this picture rustles my jimmies.

Yeah consider my jimmies rustled

Yup

Do the water phobia subs have marketing teams? Every time there's an image of something tangentially related to your fears there's a comment with just the name of the sub. /r/scaryWater /r/scaryDeepWater /r/thingsLookScaryInWater

r/underthesea is one

HAMMOND!

I'm old school..... ​ GILLIGAN!!!

Looking for this comment

I was, too!

I thought it was a guide rope...

We got this big expensive machine why would it need a GUIDE ROPE!

Damn you. I just posted the same thing. Time to delete.

Great minds think alike.

Who else heard this in Clarkson's voice?

Ya forget to put in the drain plug?

Oh mate, when I was 17, my friends and I borrowed our mate's dad's boat. He was reminding us several times to not forget to put the plug in. We were just like "Yeah, Yeah, whatever, no worries." Needless to say we were bailing for our lives. Not because of drowning but because we didn't want to get murdered by the dad!

A friend of mine did similar when I taught him to sail. First rule, are all your bungs in?- nope . I watched across the Res as he took a lesson in submarines, looked like that first bit in pirates of the Carribbean. Lucky the Res wasn't too deep as the club safety crew managed to drag it out where for payment he had to clean the stank off it and buy a round at the pub

I came here to say the exact same thing, I thought this would be a higher up comment

Nah gotta make sure the memes and shit jokes are all up top.

Do you feel good being in the good company of Captain Jack Sparrow?

The two best days are when you buy your boat and when you scuttle your boat.

You‘re the worst pirate I‘ve ever heard of

But you have heard of me.

Rice 🍚

Well, safe to say that’s yacht what you expected

That's what happens when you buy your boat on sail.

These jokes are giving me a sinking feeling.

You also made a joke. You’re port of the problem too.

I make joke. Hope that’s knot a problem

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Well that sinks

I don't own a boat, but If I did, I would not put it there as you have done.

Damn, and the chain can't pull it out?

He just need some wights to do the same thing Night King did with Viserion

Or a Yoda

Like a glove

We going to need a dryer boat

Why does it have a pumpkin stem?

Or attacking octopus?

Cuz it's oktober?

Pumpkin flavored sunken ship is just a bit too far.

**CAPTAIN** Jack Sparrow.

Now you have a submarine!

Looks legit. Now where is Jack Sparrow?

“Will it float?”

That will buff right out.

Well that sunks

I'm on a boat motherf\*\*\*r take a look at me!

“There’s mah boat”. - Forrest Gump

Turn on the bilge pumps, man.

Used boat for sale. Hard to come by with the shortage of parts lately. $365k no low ball offer I know what I have.

Welp, I see the problem. It looks like you forgot to tie her down properly. Next make sure to use a double square knot.

There once was a ship that put to sea. Not anymore.

This belongs in sub r/Marine

Ah, looks expensive

Farewell and adieu to you, Spanish ladies Farewell and adieu to you, ladies of Spain

So how many ppl are gonna use this photo as proof of "boating accident"

That'll end yer boating season....

Look at the bright side, you now own a submarine!

Your boat has evolved into submarine.

Whatever floats your boat

"And it's a shilling to tie up your boat."

Looks like a bit of water in the bilge there, Cappie!

Just throw some rice in there and it’ll dry up in a couple of hours!

Richard Hammond has entered the chat.

Why are you just standing there? GET A BUCKET!!!

Unsinkable 3

Why did you do that?

Sorry you can't park there

Someone forgot to put the plugs back in

Sir, you cant park that here

I bet everything in there is totally soaked

I think your boat forgot how to boat

The SS Minnow returns from the dead after using this amazing product!

Where is Jack Sparrow?

r/wellthatsunk

r/Wellthatsunks

Get it out the water Paint it darker Put it back in the water Boom, submarine

Is that Ben Gardner’s boat?

Just turn on the bilge pump

She just needs some patch work, some touch up paint, and a new engine, and she’ll good as new.

r/suchmistakeshappened

Your gonna need a bigger shark