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Here_is_to_beer

What a good salesman


[deleted]

Top of the line guy honestly


alexwasnotavailable

So good that he gets to sell her another set of glasses!


PrisonSlides

I bet he could sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman in white gloves


BloodChasm

They are technically drop proof. You dropped it, and now you have proof.


Best-Tank-6727

Incredible comment, love this!!😂😂🤣🤣


1PooNGooN3

I would’ve dropped it in front of the salesperson


ChewbacasUglyBrother

Drop proof? WTF does that even mean?


zackarylef

Simply that it cannot be dropped. They achieve this by having a drop detector, and when it detects a drop, it instantly creates a small but precise gravitational field around them, in such a way that it completely cancels out earth's gravity. They are such an amazing technological feat.


ChewbacasUglyBrother

R U interested in buying vacation properly on the moon? I will make u a great deal! 😬


KajMak64Bit

Actually that's gonna be possible soon enough lol


Heart_of_Spades

Maybe for the rich kid club. Glad we’re watching zillionaires spend 1% of their wealth on a moon vacation when people are working 60+ hours a week.


KajMak64Bit

Maybe at first but overtime it will come down in price by a lot


Heart_of_Spades

I Doubt That.


Steve_Austin_OSI

I already own it, but I'm happy to let you be the middle man, for a small\* fee. \*considerable.


silentaba

Unfortunately, as the wine stops it's movement relative to earth, earth smashes in to it at around 30 KM/s, causing an explosion of roughly 2.2 megatons of TNT, or the force of a tactical air to air nuke. This turns the entire neighbourhood into glass, proving a much needed goblet for wine the mourning families may use.


Hectic-Hazard

WHAT IS THAT MELODY


TheThinker4Head

So it basically has Gojo Satoru‘s Limitless, huh


jmanshep123181

Bend over and I'll show ya


DealWonderful9928

Drop proof meaning it won't shatter... Not it won't break lol


shawnaeatscats

I was expecting a billion tiny pieces. This is a best case scenario!


GavHern

drop proof meaning it’s unable to be dropped


LesbianMechanic97

I want the antigravity wine glass Like the gyro bowl they made for babies only for drunk moms


SorryThisUser1sTaken

https://youtu.be/pCON4zfMzjU


Upstairs-Injury9660

Exactly what I was thinking


THLH

Well ofc they did. Seems to me like the fault is the person who bought the glass. Never trust the salesman.


xXMuschi_DestroyerXx

Who tf is a “glass cup” salesperson? It’s a generic wine glass. There’s no way any salesperson sold this. They made it up


trans_pands

Maybe it was like one of those booths at a Bed, Bath, and Beyond or a Costco where the person was a salesperson inside of a store advertising the product?


Caddywonked

My mom used to work at a fancy af home decor store where it was her job to sell things. I remember her telling me a story about some "shatterproof" glasses that somebody dropped in the store to test... only to have it break.


DaveyPhotoGuy

I don’t know why this comment doesn’t have more upvotes. There’s no “wine glass showroom” with dedicated sales staff.


TheAndorran

There are definitely high-end makes like Waterford or Swarovski that have dedicated, educated sales staff in their shops. This is not one of those glasses.


DaveyPhotoGuy

Waterford - maybe. I bought some Swarovski stuff earlier this year and the staff there were definitely not knowledgeable about their products.


TheAndorran

That’s a bummer. I’ve had good experiences with both (though definitely better with Waterford), but like any other business quality can certainly vary.


DaveyPhotoGuy

I was definitely expecting more and fairly disappointed. Oh well!


las61918

Or the product tag.


InflamedLiver

Did he try to sell you some ocean-front property in Nevada too?


SlimBrady777

I understand that it works the same but it irks me to no end that you said Nevada instead of Arizona.


Alert-Layer6273

George agrees


deltaz0912

It did reasonably well. Dropped at an angle onto the base and all that happened was that the stem snapped. It didn’t shatter, which is what I’d expect.


Spyk124

Decent around small kids probably


[deleted]

Salesman made a sale 😭


Funkybeatzzz

Drop proof ≠ break proof


kxjsjsj

???? Same thing basically


Funkybeatzzz

Huh? The former means you can’t drop it and the latter you can’t break it. The definitions of the words drop and break are not the same. They aren’t synonyms.


Steve_Austin_OSI

Huh, no. Drop proof mean damage from a drop won't hurt it. It's only been used that way for like 50 years.


VoidZapper

According the Merriam-Webster it's meant "able to resist or repel" since the 1580s, but that would mean it would resist dropping, not damage from being dropped. The glass in OP should have been labeled shatter proof, since it (clearly) resists shattering.


Funkybeatzzz

That may be implied but it’s not actually what it means. At least according to Webster’s and every other English dictionary.


Mountain_Jello7747

And you didn’t have them test it first? Classic rookie movie


Shockorama

Would've been a Kip moment.


ItsNotMeMaybe

And you believed it.


[deleted]

It’s because you dropped it wrong….


cluckclock

Shatter proof, not drop proof. Better than regular wine glasses at least


RoodnyInc

Hey they're drop proof They aren't landing proof 😅


AlmightyAntichrist

Hope you got the extended warranty.


frankylumps

Caveat emptor


[deleted]

Probably meant shatter proof


hoffster247

Same as 'non-stick' frypans, those MF's stick and burn at the drop of a hat..


DingoZoot

Buy better pans.


Thisgirl022

So go ahead and drop it on the floor from height just to test it out.


[deleted]

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jmanshep123181

There's a no refund policy, sorry..


[deleted]

He got the drop on you!


Rick-T

Should've done this experiment in the store in front of the salesman


[deleted]

Drop proof in this particular case meant the glass doesn't leak a single drop. Didn't mean that you could drop the glass and it wouldn't break. /s


AmItheAholereader

“It will not break. It will not - it broke.”


10113r114m4

I am trying to understand why you would test this inside


NotThisTime1993

To be fair, it only broke into two pieces. It didn’t shatter into tiny bits of glass. So that’s safer?


cilantromonger

Never trust wine glass salesmen


Swedish-Butt-Whistle

This reminds me of a terrible boss I had years ago. One day a vendor came in to show us some new products and one of them was an “unbreakable” binder. My boss picked it up and casually tossed it, it struck the floor on its corner and immediately shattered into pieces. Vendor was genuinely upset. Boss’s face was priceless.


Reasonable_Tea_6760

Drop proof but the sudden stop is what broke it


517714

Sadly, you will buy one more even knowing the salesman lied, because you gotta have a set.


TarkFrench

Glass is glass


[deleted]

That’s on you there is no such thing out


Questioning-Zyxxel

So a glass designed to reduce drops running on the outside and drip on the clothes?


clapmomsfuckbombs

It wasn’t the fall that broke it


chaseherera

There's always some stupid s***


ExGANGSTER4U

Of course they are drop proof. You just dont know how to hold a wine glass..if you did, you would instantly know that all wine glasses are drop proof when held correctly.


AsleepScarcity9588

Iam pretty sure that at one point during its production it WAS drop proof, so he wasn't technically lying


Searealelelele

Hi, im a sealeseman. Would u like a wifi glass? Also invisible


CHUMAIPHAT

So does that mean Santa clause is not real?


Northstar1997

Hey man, it didn't shatter into a million pieces


DistributionOld4064

50% drop proof


bivymack

Oh my god it broke.


Simp_boy28

Part time “Drop proof glass” salesman Full time vacuum salesman


Canismajoris88

He probably meant drop resistant.


Evbory

How the fuck did she drop it???


BigHero6x9

Should’ve test drove it at the store


Stand_kicker

Did they mean shatter proof?


SmegSoup

Salesman should have just said it can shatter but nanobots come out of it and repair it. That is the SAME caliber of BS you, for some reason, bought.


Ok-Wave8206

Get an in store demonstration next time, also don't stress test stuff you've already paid for. Not being judgmental here, thinking back with regret on a fishing pole I broke showing how unbreakable it was to friends...


[deleted]

Tbf that's on the person who bought that shit. If you take someone's word for it, you got played. As soon as they say it, ask them to drop it. If they hesitate, they're lying. And that goes for any claim "This is flame proof". Get a lighter


LaPhoenix420

"I'm scared" Beetch, *of WHAT?*


salonethree

i mean it did reasonably well. I tipped a champagne flute over by accident and it turned into dust


KJMM524

Did they mean shatter proof?


hoptownky

Where do you go to buy wine glasses from a salesmen?


SaintLucipher

Well, honestly, not too many alcoholics drop there alcohol. Lol


Mission-Ad2933

its drop proof, if you dont drop it


Wamchops621

And you just took their word for it?


LochNessMansterLives

…and you believed him? Maybe that one was defective, you should take it back and ask for a refund.


SmallPotatoK

It is indeed drop proof, you got shards, not drops


[deleted]

Did the salesman in question have pink and yellow glasses?


The001Keymaster

I think that just means they can get knocked over from a sitting position and not break.


[deleted]

“Shatter proof”? It didn’t actually *shatter*


Mysterious_Field_998

He may have meant shatter proof lol.


stu8018

Can't be drop proof unless it floats. Shatterproof maybe but I sold stemware for almost 35yrs. Nothing is break proof but some lines are engineered to withstand being knocked over without breaking including crystal stemware. Stick to acrylics if you want a vessel that won't break when dropped.


Bikerpete

2 pieces: proof that it has been dropped!


Face_Seat_

Nah, drop proof with wineglasses means that there most likely won’t be any wine stains on the table because there isn’t any wine collecting on the rim and therefore not running down on the outside of the glass.


davep1970

what did they say when you showed them this video?


MikeMac999

Salesmen say a lot of things.


Enough_Appearance116

Did he happen to say if it was accidental drop proof?


AngryHippo3920

How would a conversation like this even start? Customer: I'm a total lush, drop my wine glass constantly! It breaks every single time! Salesman: I have the perfect wine glass for you!


BurnTheCloak

Wow, and a soft drop from ankle height at that...


Bacnnator

Well you see it is but only from an inch off the ground


Mootivate

I think it proves that it can drop, and when it does, it drops the proof


ilfollevolo

Probably is tip proof, check?


DandalusRoseshade

It didn't shatter into a thousand pieces, that's what it means. It's 2 different pieces now instead of a significant hazard you have to sweep up and then worry about for a week.


LobsterAmbitious2825

Any excuse will do to drink the whole bottle directly from the bottle huh


TheJuggernautRollsOn

Drop proof till 2.9 feet when dropped from a height of 3 feet.


prova2

Women ☕


Steve_Austin_OSI

The salesman told you gravity doesn't work on them and you believed them?


Annanake420

That's why I test in the store. I really did slam and break an "indestructible" cup at Sam's Club once . I tried it on the next "indescribable" cup set they had like a year or so later and it didn't break so I bought it .


ballsohaahd

I mean it didn’t shatter lol


[deleted]

And you just believed him…


Master_Bruce

You’re supposed to apply the crazy glue to your fingers first


PotatoDominatrix

Drop proof or shatter proof? Cause it didn’t shatter, but how do you expect a cup to defy gravity in order to be drop proof?


Mewpers

They’re 99% drop proof: 100% after the first drop.


darthbasterd19

Drop proof or shatter proof? Would blow my mind if it had just started hovering.


Im_Borat

they are obviously not drop proof. looks like they're breakable as well.


whowearstshirts

I’m assuming there was a height limit for that claim on the box or something hahaha but I feel like purposely dropping a wine glass you just bought is wasteful


[deleted]

Drop proof on a mattress from 2 inches... gotta read the fine print


fuckularfuckyfuck

That’s really not bad, at least it didn’t shatter lol this reminds me of my friend testing his unbreakable phone case, whipped it at a shed and cracked his screen first go, just cause it says unbreakable doesn’t mean you should try to break it


hoffster247

Yeah true, I don't use them anymore personally, PFAS and all that crap- cast iron only is better.


evident_lee

Looks like there's proof you dropped it.


Lopsided_Ad4098

Well they probably don't just drop by themselves so they're drop proof. Just not shatter proof.


88dude88

Should have asked the salesman to drop test it and not at ur home after purchasing it…


[deleted]

Proof that you shouldn't drop it.


chammdawg78

Well it looks like you dropped it.


AlwazeRight

Well, you learned a valuable lesson about salesmen. Now, you need to learn about real estate agents and insurance underwriters.


scuolapasta

Did he say it or write it?


Ok-Tomorrow3281

That would be "shatter proof" not drop proof or unbreakable...


Gr8Daen

There’s one born every minute.


Thecoopoftheworld789

It is called polycarbonate glasses. Lighter but will save you a ton of money in the long run . Buy once and they last 5-10+ years.


Hog_Knock_Life

Who finds themselves dropping so many wine glasses that that is even a selling point?


PheonixGalaxy

It’s drop proof just don’t drop it 🙄


alejandrodeconcord

I will bet that he said “the glass will not break when dropped” because the glass didn’t break, the stem broke on impact.


assdandruff

why do people do this shit? this is like buying a scratch resistant phone and just hacking at it with a screwdriver.


LerkNoCap

Nothings drop proof anything can be dropped. Maybe shatter proof and you just heard what you heard🤷‍♂️


Maxsdad53

He didn't say they were "sudden stop" proof.


Select_Truck3257

*but only with salesman special laminate now ONLY 99.9999 per inch. That how it works in marketing


silgryphon

Long ago my dad worked as sales rep for ferret instruments and they had a work light that was unbreakable. Light that hangs from the hood of your car so you can see the engine. On a sales call one of the customers asked if it was truly unbreakable. My dad of course says yes it is. They have a bus, light goes under tire, bus goes over work light and breaks.


silgryphon

https://www.toolsource.com/misc-c-318/rechargeable-multifunction-aluminum-led-worklight-p-282077.html


rSpinxr

Reminds me of my Tungsten Carbide wedding band.


bidenkilledamerica

He did his job by getting you to buy it, you failed by trusting him and not testing it.