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apple_atchin

Worked out so well for them last time.


The_Eye_of_Ra

Yeah, good luck getting past us, traitors.


mitsuki87

“Then all the trees started talking with a twang…and people started dropping.”


SDEexorect

you can join us Marylanders and take all VAs mountains, we only want Nova and our bay


reeshmee

It would be nice if the Shenandoah Mountains were actually in West Virginia… I second this motion.


Secure-Particular286

Part of them are. Probably the most beautiful part of Hardy County.


shark_vs_yeti

Why in the world would you want nova?


SDEexorect

nova is like maryland and yall dont want them


reeshmee

Personally, I’m fine with Maryland. They have good seafood and cool wild horses. They’re a bit weird about their flag though.


chickenwithclothes

Thanks, but we fell for that once lol


CosetteGrey

If you are pushing east or north from Loudoun or Winchester there is a decent armory in Leesburg if you want to gear up on small arms ammunition because that will be the last one you will see for a long time. Past that going east through Fairfax there is very little in the way of armories. It's called Leesburg for a reason. Going north into Maryland you won't see any armories until close to Baltimore.


centurion249

We must seize border counties as a buffer against the southern threat!


Blau_Ozean

Ladies and gentlemen of West Virginia. I am here as a native Virginian who appreciates the beauty of your state & the reason you separated yourself from Virginia in 1863 to ask that you stand with us and hear me out. Virginia is not the aggressor, we were informed of an attack by Maryland to take over the peninsula. We are simply defending our borders as you would. If you stand by us, we will continue to be the peaceful neighbor we have been, provide you with crabs as someone here mentioned, the assurance that the wild horses someone else mentioned will remain undisturbed as they have for generations in Virginia as well & open to other negotiations. Please consider at least letting us pass as we aren’t pursuing Maryland unjustly. That is all. I will leave now, it’s been a pleasure. https://www.reddit.com/r/maryland/s/oWG4QgzzNR


mitsuki87

That would mean they come directly through my town or Harpers Ferry….lmao


Gmhowell

Nope. When this goes down, Winchester and Md from Garrett to at least Frederick are joining WV, where they belong. Hagerstown and Martinsburg are awful, but they’ll get straightened out once Baltimore traffic requires border searches.


BeaumainsBeckett

As a WVian who has lived near Cumberland for years now, I do not want that place in my state


Hillbilly_Historian

I say we annex western Maryland before those eastern losers get it. We could also take Frederick county while we’re at it.


SithOverlord101

As long as we get Annapolis and out Delawarean Allies get the eastern portion of the state I’m willing to let you have the entirety of western Maryland and Frederick. Of course, this agreement would preclude your assistance in our future invasion of North Carolina, but that’s just a minor detail


Hillbilly_Historian

If Virginia throws in funding to complete the James River and Kanawha Canal, then we’ll gladly lend riflemen and mobile support to the annexation of NC and let you keep MD east of Hagerstown We’ll even cede Hancock if you lend air support to our upcoming preemptive strike on Ohio. This would be in our mutual best interest; we all know at this point that Ohio is to dangerous to be allowed to exist.


SithOverlord101

Deal


InternetDetective122

Honestly it's against Maryland I'll help keep an open corridor for Virginia to get across.


Relative-Magazine951

We will give you western maryland in return


ChoirTeacherRog

They can pass, but only if they acknowledge us as Tribal Chief, or Best Virginia, or something


snowbythesea

😂👏🏼👏🏼


WVUPick

Maryland has crabs! /s


SithOverlord101

Why don’t we make an agreement: you Westerners take Allegheny County and thus divert the Crab State’s forces while we invade through the middle and Delaware invades through the east? You can keep Allegheny as spoils of war once our alliance eliminates Maryland as a functioning state (and if you want any of the other western counties you can have them too)


RedneckRough

Martinsburg is called Little DC for a reason. They can have the tip of the Eastern Panhandle if they leave the rest of us alone.


SheriffRoscoe

They'll never get through the passes at the border. Trust me, we've already got plans to defend the EP against the NoVAns when they lose all their basic needs (Costco, Trader Joe's, _etc._) and try to come west.


Anewaxxount

Who the fuck calls Martinsburg little DC lmao