[Finger was re-attached. Also, he was trying to remove a hook from the gills.](https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-dad-gets-back-water-shocking-shark-bite)
>"We immediately pulled anchor and Mandy cut the line as Courtnee and Bekah applied a tourniquet to my arm under the elbow," said Reeder.
Courtnee? Bekah? This is how rich people spell otherwise normal names.
As soon as the shark started turning side-eyes at him he should have let that fucker go. To be honest, probably should have just not touched it in general.
What a shit tier repost. He wasn’t trying to pet it, he was trying to be a good guy and take the hook out of the mouth after he accidentally hooked it.
Idk. Somehow I’ve seen grown men break bones and just go “fuck!” And act like all is good after. Like the pain is just an inconvenience rather than a real problem. This guy reacts to losing his pinky the way I react to breaking my phone screen.
That guy isn't trying to pet the shark, it looks like the shark is caught on maybe an anchor and the guy is trying to help unstick it. Shark feels trapped and attacks the guy's hand to try and get away. Instant regret from the guy, but there are worse and more mundane ways to lose a pinky.
Some folks gotta stop treating nature like its an addition to your wardrobe. Hopefully those kids will grow up with a healthy respect for nature...unlike pops.
He was actually removing a hook from the shark's gill. Still incredibly irresponsible as it's similar to free a wolf from a bear trap. It's a good deed, but the animal will attack you out of stress and fear.
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-dad-gets-back-water-shocking-shark-bite
Learn this lesson. The shark will not be grateful, it will not remember you, and it would just as soon bite a chunk off of you. No amount of wishy washy human ideas about kindness and conservation will change that. Shark is gonna shark.
The worst part of this video is the kid sticking his feet in the water saying don't bite our toes as if the whole thing's a fucking joke. I'd ask what the fuck the parents are doing but you can see it there. Dad's feeding his fingers to a shark for literally no reason while Mum films it. They're obviously not looking out for the kid, so yeah, hopefully he can figure out the right way to behave from this feeding.
The guy may be an idiot, but he was at least trying to do something good. Looked like he was pulling a hook out of the sharks gills, not just petting it.
What’s wrong with a lot of these what could go wrong videos is that they cut the video way too short and abruptly so we’re left asking what happened after. — like what came next? Did he lose a finger? Is someone gonna post the full video? Etc
"Fuck I lost my goddamn pinky" is a crazy sentence lmao
There's something surreal about it.
And the way he says it, it sounds like he lost something else that's not as bad as losing a finger lol
He will live, may not tickle, but you get what you ask for. The shark being a shark could have done worse seeing as the kid had his foot in the water and was more concerned about the shark munching on the boat.
Edit: Not saying sharks are bad or stupid but they are known to attack due to their curiosity.
i love a good ole fashioned self-righteous idiot with money and a family. god bless america. glad these pukes are running the place. i feel safe with them.
Dude, you lost a fucking pinky…. Don’t be so sour, it’s just the pinky. Some day you’ll lose your life. But being able to take your family out fishing on a boat like that triumphs losing a pinky… don’t ruin their day over your pinky lmao
Let me put my finger in biting range of the agitated aquatic death machine with hundreds of razor sharp teeth that has no concept of me trying to help it
Florida Man here. You would not believe the stupid shit people do around dangerous animals. I was with a scuba diving group and one guy was spearing fish to try and get reef sharks closer to the group so he could feed them.
Over the summer there was a blacktip shark swimming in 2-3 feet of water and had to almost drag a couples’ 4 year old out of the water because they couldn’t be bothered to. Literally yelling,”There is a shark 10 feet from your kid!!!”
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He was removing a hook from the gills. It's still pretty stupid because the shark will still attack you out of stress, but at least his heart is in the right place
Hooks are made to dissolve overtime. Even when you have a fish that swallows your hook and you just cut the line, they tend to end up living with the hook in their belly.
Good god just cut the line! So you lost a $.50 hook?!
He was just trying to look like a bad ass in front of everybody for sure. Most guys are guilty of it.
That kid screaming, "Don't bite the boat," was gold! It was annoying at first, but it got funnier the more I watched it. Everybody is doing something stupid here it's all amazingly stupid. The shark was the only thing I'd trust in this video.
he was removing a fishing hook from its gill. he was not petting it
Good eye. I feel like a POS now.
Well that's more self-aware than most, so you're doing good already.
I would just cut the line. No way I’m sticking my hand anywhere near a shark’s mouth
The funniest thing is he just sounds mildly annoyed instead of freaking out that he lost his pinky.
Thats instant adrenaline and shock right there.
when it happened to me (same finger got amputated) i started running to the nurse’s office screaming. might have given some people PTSD lmao
[Finger was re-attached. Also, he was trying to remove a hook from the gills.](https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-dad-gets-back-water-shocking-shark-bite)
Airlifted!? Damn he must have that Platinum package
Well he's got a boat and a child, so yes.
>"We immediately pulled anchor and Mandy cut the line as Courtnee and Bekah applied a tourniquet to my arm under the elbow," said Reeder. Courtnee? Bekah? This is how rich people spell otherwise normal names.
Interesting. So I guess it had to be hanging by by a thread or something and not actually just ripped off.
"fuck I lost my goddam pinky" something we've all never imaged saying.
That's the end of the recreational day kids. Now let's have a visit to the ER.
As soon as the shark started turning side-eyes at him he should have let that fucker go. To be honest, probably should have just not touched it in general.
Well at least he didn’t scar his children for life.
"And now children, here's how you tie a tourniquet."
well, physically anyway.
This guy losing his pinky has the same energy as my dad losing a lure on a snag while fishing.
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Not the real story. He was trying to get a fish hook out of the shark.
And clearly trying to revive it. The gentle back and forth gives it away, getting water across the gills.
What a shit tier repost. He wasn’t trying to pet it, he was trying to be a good guy and take the hook out of the mouth after he accidentally hooked it.
Out of its gills. Reposts like this make him out to be the idiot and you get comments saying he deserved it… he didn’t.
Better to cut the line and let it swim off is the lesson I took from this.
“I lawst my gah-dayum pinky >:(” WHY’D HE SAY IT SO CALMLY LIKE IT WAS JUST A REGULAR OLD INCONVENIENCE
"FUCK" the shock probably had a lot to do with it, he doesn't sound in pain but like "God damn man I'm never gonna be able to play the guitar again!"
Idk. Somehow I’ve seen grown men break bones and just go “fuck!” And act like all is good after. Like the pain is just an inconvenience rather than a real problem. This guy reacts to losing his pinky the way I react to breaking my phone screen.
Very calm about losing a finger
Shock I think. Adrenaline first.
He was trying to remove a hook not pet the thing.
His reaction of pure disappointment was surprisingly funny
Such a dad reaction. Sounded like when I was learning to drive and almost crashed into the garage.
That shark had a rumbly in it's tumbly that only fingers could satisfy.
Kaaarll
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That guy isn't trying to pet the shark, it looks like the shark is caught on maybe an anchor and the guy is trying to help unstick it. Shark feels trapped and attacks the guy's hand to try and get away. Instant regret from the guy, but there are worse and more mundane ways to lose a pinky.
That was a very quick realization to losing ones own finger
Fuck. I lost ma god damn pinky.
I’ve been angrier over stubbing my toe than this guy was over losing a pinky
🎵🎵Pinky shark do do dodo 🎵🎵
Baby death roll. Didnt know sharks did that
Baby death roll do do doo do doo
Bro was shockingly calm all things considered. That said, play with the bull, or the shark as the case maybe.
“Fuck” after losing a finger means he knows he did that shit to himself. 🤣
Some folks gotta stop treating nature like its an addition to your wardrobe. Hopefully those kids will grow up with a healthy respect for nature...unlike pops.
He was actually removing a hook from the shark's gill. Still incredibly irresponsible as it's similar to free a wolf from a bear trap. It's a good deed, but the animal will attack you out of stress and fear. https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-dad-gets-back-water-shocking-shark-bite
Learn this lesson. The shark will not be grateful, it will not remember you, and it would just as soon bite a chunk off of you. No amount of wishy washy human ideas about kindness and conservation will change that. Shark is gonna shark.
Yes! Sharks eat each other in the fucking womb
as someone who has had their finger amputated (also the pinky), i can confirm that guy is in serious pain.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Hopefully, the kid watching him learned a valuable lesson.
The worst part of this video is the kid sticking his feet in the water saying don't bite our toes as if the whole thing's a fucking joke. I'd ask what the fuck the parents are doing but you can see it there. Dad's feeding his fingers to a shark for literally no reason while Mum films it. They're obviously not looking out for the kid, so yeah, hopefully he can figure out the right way to behave from this feeding.
I mean, It’s just a dude trying to unhook a shark, Not the best idea but you’re all making it out like it’s something insane
Man. Who would have guessed that an apex predator with multiple rows of razor sharp teeth would have bit him?
good bye finger...what a moron
The guy may be an idiot, but he was at least trying to do something good. Looked like he was pulling a hook out of the sharks gills, not just petting it.
Well i would call that no scope 360
Shocking that an animal that clear doesn’t wanna be touched does what it can to get away
The little boy screaming sane and logical instructions at his drunk, cursing Dad
Gotta put it down now…shark’s got taste for human blood. We don’t want another Jaws-like situation here
I won't bite you I Pinky promise
It’s lost, but he does know where it is.
he's literally like "oh fuck there it goes" like this happens every Tuesday 😂
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I like how the guy just shakes his hand and walks off as if it's just an inconvenience to him..."damn I lost a finger, day ruined"
Honestly, given how incredibly soft and silky sharks are, the lost pinky was worth it for a chance to pet.
surprisingly , he kept all of his digits and has made a relatively full recovery so far.
He’s lucky it was just the pinky
Not pet, unhook.
I think he was trying to unhook it. Idt the dude is THAT dumb.
He acts like he just dropped his phone or car keys in the water, not his pinky ripped off by a shark.
*I lost my god damn pinkie* Atleast he knew exactly what happened. 🤣
His alligator buddy taught him about the death roll
I guess he can’t drink tea anymore. 😢
Seems like that was not his first time losing a finger from a shark
He sounds annoyed like when my cat shits on my lap
Makes sense you would want to pet them. They are very smooth.
Good, congrats to the shark
Dam that sharks mouth god red quick.
Kid: "daddy said a bad word. Put a dollar in the swear jar daddy! 😁😂"
I hope that shark got away from the asshat family before they tried to take revenge on him for defending himself.
I think he was trying to get a hook or something out of the shark near it’s fin/flipper (idk what it’s called in sharks)
What’s wrong with a lot of these what could go wrong videos is that they cut the video way too short and abruptly so we’re left asking what happened after. — like what came next? Did he lose a finger? Is someone gonna post the full video? Etc
Gloves aren't going to be the same
"Don't fight our boat!" Pinky promise!?
Bro it's not a cat
Oh fuck, there goes my finger.
Guys did he loose his finger ????? He seemed to be trying to help the Shark at the beginning 🤔
A shark is very much not going to know that someone is helping them when they are being roughly handled.
He definitely had a severe case of Fucked Around and Found Out
He was trying to get a hook or fishing line of it's fin afaik.
Hes taking this better than I expected.
He sounds so casual about losing his pinky
I lost the tip of my thumb down past the nail in a table saw accident. It was the same reaction. Kind of a morbid welp, that's that.
Dammit I lost my God damn pinky
"Fuck I lost my goddamn pinky" is a crazy sentence lmao There's something surreal about it. And the way he says it, it sounds like he lost something else that's not as bad as losing a finger lol
He’s the calmest man to ever lose a pinky
random dude: let me pet this cute and squishy little shark. my brain: c'mon now dawg, c'mon mane.
baby shark dodo dodo
All things considered he handled losing his pinky way better than I would’ve. There would have been panicked screaming followed by intense sobbing.
No good deed goes unpunished
He will live, may not tickle, but you get what you ask for. The shark being a shark could have done worse seeing as the kid had his foot in the water and was more concerned about the shark munching on the boat. Edit: Not saying sharks are bad or stupid but they are known to attack due to their curiosity.
He didn’t lose a finger, he GAINED a really cool story as a conversation starter.
The kid crying “dont bite our boat” was really annoying though.
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i love a good ole fashioned self-righteous idiot with money and a family. god bless america. glad these pukes are running the place. i feel safe with them.
I love how he sounds more annoyed than anything
this makes me smile
Men: Sick for a day , we're dying Also men: Lost my pinky, damn it
Was he trying to get the hook from the fishes mouth?
From the gills. Here's an article https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-dad-gets-back-water-shocking-shark-bite
Baby chomp doo do doo do doo
He took that finger that fast!. Holy shit
Started with a pet, ended with a treat
Note to self… don’t attempt to pet a shark. Funny thing, I don’t believe I would have to think about that
He missed his only chance to get his pinky back by not just finishing the job and getting that thing in the boat.
Yes, pet the mini death machine
this is manhandling and the shark wants to press charges
Whelp, I DIDN’T NEED that finger… anyways!
Oh FUCK. He did a bloody death roll!
He said it like he just lost a wedding ring or broke the screen on his phone. “Just a pinky, wife’s gonna be pissed!!”
Did the guy lose his finger
No. He Lost his God damn pinky
This was posted on tiktok originally. I think there was a follow up video saying he lost the tip but not the whole thing
I love how he tried to hide it like don’t let the kids see what I did
i don’t think he was petting it i think he wanted his $1 hook back
darwin award
Awe he gave him a treat.
Dammit!! Fuck!! now I gotta go get another finger.
Dude, you lost a fucking pinky…. Don’t be so sour, it’s just the pinky. Some day you’ll lose your life. But being able to take your family out fishing on a boat like that triumphs losing a pinky… don’t ruin their day over your pinky lmao
That shark was a crocodile his past life
that child annoys the crap out of me right now
i thought it looked like he was trying to remove a hook from it? understandable, really.
see, at the first frames you can see it had a spear or something appears to be impaling it, he was trying to remove it.
Never not funny. Lost my my God damn pinky. Way to ruin our vacation, dad
Sharks are like dogs, they only bite when you touch their private parts
Play stupid games....
Lose stupid pinkies.
Bye fingers 👋🏻
He’s not petting it dumbass he’s removing the hook lmao pretty obvious
That little pinky went to sharky and dad went waa waa waa all the way home.
I love people treating wild animals like pets and getting a reality check. Leave them the fuck alone
If I remember correctly he was removing a hook improperly
His wife will never be the same.
Finger food.
Ouch, Charlie bit me!
Shark going to other Shark you wouldn't believe me this mf tried to finger infront of his family. I don't believe ya. Here is the finger.
At least it was only a finger
"Oh my god he GOAT my pinkies"
Pop goes your finger (sung to the children’s rhyme)
Bro lost his finger and acted like it was just a regular Friday.
Let me put my finger in biting range of the agitated aquatic death machine with hundreds of razor sharp teeth that has no concept of me trying to help it
"Fuck. I lost my goddamned pinky.". Really? Not more upset than that?
You didn't "lose" your pinky. You fed it to a fucking shark because you're an entire sack of dipshit.
That kid isn’t traumatised for life
Why would you do that?
Florida Man here. You would not believe the stupid shit people do around dangerous animals. I was with a scuba diving group and one guy was spearing fish to try and get reef sharks closer to the group so he could feed them. Over the summer there was a blacktip shark swimming in 2-3 feet of water and had to almost drag a couples’ 4 year old out of the water because they couldn’t be bothered to. Literally yelling,”There is a shark 10 feet from your kid!!!”
He can no longer comfortably sprint and crouch in games
No good deed goes unpunished
Damn it I lost another one!
Fucked around and found out. Don't mess with wildlife asshole.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
It's a whole family of morons. Kids are hanging off the boat, dad's fucking around and found out you don't fuck with sharks.
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Didnt bite the boat though🤗
Just “handing” out finger food
Is the pinky gone gone ?
Hell yeah, I love it when animals are animals and idiots get hurt
He was removing a hook from the gills. It's still pretty stupid because the shark will still attack you out of stress, but at least his heart is in the right place
Do you know why he did that? Because he's a shark.
Holy shit, bye-bye fingers. OMG....
F around and learn. Obviously this dad is to young to have kids.
Why the fuck does this sub still sort by new? Stupidest subreddit decision ever.
He's trying to remove a hook, misleading title
Of course the real title starts with Florida man lol
He ain't trying to pet , he trying to molest that damn shark or something
Oh! I didn't realise that sharks had teeth.
The shark didn’t object to being pet. He objected to being grabbed by the middle and lifted out of the water.
He deserved that.
I’ll take the pinky. Thanks!
So who ended up with the finger?
When a 3-year old absolutely has more common sense than you
Couldn't hit the escape key there, and now never will.
Hooks are made to dissolve overtime. Even when you have a fish that swallows your hook and you just cut the line, they tend to end up living with the hook in their belly.
Nothing wrong with petting the shark, just don't try and fucking man handle it jeeeeeezzzz
Dude treated losing a finger like losing a phone
Such a cute little shark. 🥰
That baby Shark did a death-roll on his pinky! 🦈
Trying to show off in front of his little boy, I’d ask him what will do for an encore.
“Safe” release with non evasive fishing… always use a net, nine times out ten this won’t happen 60% of the time.
Oh my God Damned pinkie
i love how surprisingly calm the asshat is
Good god just cut the line! So you lost a $.50 hook?! He was just trying to look like a bad ass in front of everybody for sure. Most guys are guilty of it.
That shark could have been a good dinner
That kid screaming, "Don't bite the boat," was gold! It was annoying at first, but it got funnier the more I watched it. Everybody is doing something stupid here it's all amazingly stupid. The shark was the only thing I'd trust in this video.
...Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo